I ditched ED a while back. Brian Zaiger basically mismanaged the site to the point where last summer the site would effectively die out by December/January... and since I had already paid for most of the first YEAR of the site... yeeeaaah, I wasn't really inclined to shell out hundreds of dollars more. So his alternative "solution" was to hook up with a meth addict in Australia who basically made and sold meth and then gave Brian a chunk of the profit in exchange for admin rights.

...I disapproved. Brian then got all upset because I wasn't on board with his open acceptance of drug money and basically turned on me and went spastic to the point of plastering my social security number all over the site as well as trying to recruit people to vandalize my property.

...yeeeaaah, people on drugs... not the kind of people you ever want to try and be friends with.

On an upnote he did remove my social security number (only after being threatened with lawsuits however).

Presently I'm doing what I always do in these sorts of situations... which, if you're at all familiar with my history, then you know it never ends well for the parties that try and screw me over. That may very well result in ED being obliterated in the same way that PoE, various instances of SASS and many other sites over the years have been wiped off the face of reality itself... buuuuut, ya know... I think something better may rise up in its place. ^__^

LOL

Haven't really added anything on here in a long, long time. Been too focused on ED's resurrection and other stuffs goin on in RL. Speaking of ED though, it's so much better now with teh evil butter queen gone. We've really been making leaps and bounds with improving articles and making the whole site better all around. More focused on satire/fun rather than attacks and tweenage stupidity. ^__^

All my sites are temporarily down. The owner of Deviant Art, Chris Bolt, launched a massive DDoS attack against my sites last Friday, which inadvertently wound up crippling over 2,000 ~other~ websites (that have nothing to do with me) and at the height of the attack actually toppled over the ENTIRE DATA CENTER, as they were shelling out roughly 1.8 MILLION packets per SECOND! o_O

As such I guess the FBI is now involved and they're looking at tracking down the person who did it...which, as I said, is very likely Chris Bolt. The attacks came within 48 hours of my registering the domain chris-bolt.com that I was going to use for a spoof page about him after he banned my DA account for mentioning Encyclopedia Dramatica.

On an upnote though, my host is giving me my ~own~ dedicated server now, along with in an UBER discount on it, which will also have specialized hardware for mitigating DDoS attacks. The cool thing about it is, is that I'll actually be able to make a LOT of new sites now! Before I was so close to using up all my monthly bandwidth that there was no way I could make any new major websites. But now I should have PLENTY of bandwidth, maybe even enough to put up my Data Archive site! :D

Not sure when everything will be back up, they're working on setting up the server now and then once that's done everything has be transferred over, which might take a day or two. In the mean time I'm keeping it all offline in case Sissy Chrissy tries any more attacks, which, wouldn't actually bother me any, but would inflict damage on ~other~ innocent people since it's a SHARED server at present.

I have a complete and total inability to take ANYTHING online seriously...at all...especially myself.

AWESOME! :D

I just love it when people spill shit all over their computers! Cause then *I* get them! And I know hows to fix! Fixy, fixy! Usually only the keyboard and power control board need replaced:

http://www.backwater-productions.ne.....p_Keyboard.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.ne.....ower_Board.jpg

Easy breezy!

This one I'm getting is going to my mom, so she won't have to borrow mine any more...and by "borrow" I mean pretty much taken it over for the past several months. It'll be nice to get mine back.

A lot of the time after I fix them I sell them for uber cheap, usually like $200, which is good for me cause I essentially got them for free and also good for the person who buys it cause they're getting a really great deal.

Doki, doki.

From this point on, if you say you don't like adult babies, baby furs or littles...it's because you're a PEDOPHILE! :D

Littles, BFs and ABs are the direct polar opposite of pedos, so if you hate them, then simply by default you're effectively saying you ~like~ pedophiles. Which, obviously would ~make~ you a pedophile. Hence, if you don't like us, yer a pedophile! ^__^

It's a really great angle I think because it really bitch slaps haters with the same ignorant stereotype they try and inflict on us, basically reversing their own ignorance and playing it back onto them to force them out of the idiocy. I just love using reversals, they're so much fun! :D

I mean...I'm basically throwing out half a box of Mike & Ike! It's just so...wasteful. But srsly, only the strawberry and cherry ones are actually worth eating, the rest just taste like ass. ಠ_ಠ

Boy I just love getting a migraine so bad I can't stop throwing up and the room won't stop spinning. Bleh, at least it only lasted about 12 hours and I only had to take about 24 Tylenol to get rid of it (not including the rest of my meds). Hopefully though I'll be getting surgery on my jaw here soon and then the horribleness can be fixed...I hope. Apparently it's not always "successful" in that they can fix your jaw to stop it popping and cracking and locking up and so forth, but I guess sometimes the migraines never actually go away...lovely. But I'm expecting the worst, so I won't be disappointed. Usually if I expect the worst then the worst doesn't happen and if I expect the best then the best won't happen...weird how that works. On an upside though, if they don't go away, hey, free government money for the rest of my life, woohoo! Heh, free money in exchange for horrible fawking pain may sound like a nice deal, but trust me...not so much really.

My hosting provider threw out and rejected her copyright claim:
http://www.retardedmail.com/Candace.....art_DENIED.png

Ouch! I don't know why she's so upset at me though, I mean, it's not like ~I~ wrote the copyright laws regarding Fair Use:
http://www.retardedmail.com/Fair_Use.png

It is very strange though, in that the very copyright laws that allow her to make fan arts of her favorite characters that ~other~ people own, are the ones she's trying to attack. Seems to be a "Special Pleading" fallacy:
http://www.nizkor.org/features/fall.....-pleading.html

I think though that what this is really about is RACISM, not the literal denotation of course, but the connotation of the word, it seems like she's got a raging torch for Littles and Baby Furs in general, basically hates and despises us (I have no idea why) and is trying to take her anger at the community out on me.

I am actually quite concerned for the girl and I fear that she may be heading down a path of personal destruction. The other day she posted a journal entry about how she had gotten MORE hours at work and as such wasn't going to be able to keep her deadlines...but then after I posted about how my provider threw out her copyright claim, she went and made a NEW journal entry claiming that she wasn't getting enough hours at work and is in desperate need of money and is offering to hire herself out, for practically chump change considering her level of artistic ability.

My take on it is that she may have gotten really butthurt about my hosting providers decision, as she originally seemed to be WAY over confident in ASSuming that they would cater to her nonsense and now that she's suddenly been hit with the contrary she's raging out in desperation and probably believes that if she can scrape together a few thousand dollars and hand it all over to a lawyer that they'll magically be able to alter copyright law for her. Which would explain why she's suddenly so desperate for money despite her claims just the other day that she was getting MORE hours at work.

It's unfortunate of course in that, yes, pretty much any lawyer under the sun will not even hesitate to take all her money and then take her for a ride, making her think she even has a chance of "winning". And of course, when it gets thrown out she'll not only have wasted a ton of money on the lawyer and the NON REFUNDABLE court filing fee, but the lawyer afterwards will likely keep sending her bills for months on end after the idiocy claiming she owes him extra for this, that and the other.

Cause srsly, that's what ~most~ lawyers do, they *LOOK* for people like her that are "easy marks" who truly believe that they actually have a real case and then they basically just leach off all their money in a pretend effort to be "fighting the good fight" for them, when really, they know right from the start that they've already lost.

I believe my supposition is correct as well, not only because of the contradictory journal entries, but also because of the fact that if she ~really~ needed money ~that~ badly...why didn't she just offer to sell me temporary use of the sketch on the site in the first place? I mean I'm pretty well known for shelling out gobs of money left and right for next to no reason at all, hell I just shelled out around a thousand bucks to Encyclopedia Dramatica of all places just the other day.

Given the facts I think it's pretty obvious that she has some sort of inherent personal problem and prejudice against Littles and Baby Furs and is desperately trying to use her fan base to scrounge for money to flush down the toilet in a failing effort to "get back" at the community in general, using me as as a convenient lightning rod for her attempt. Sad to say though, it's not raining, and there's no storm and she's only going to wind up hurting herself in the long run, which is genuinely unfortunate.

I came across this the other day:
http://www.backwater-productions.ne.....Stamp_-_01.png

Basically trying to say that diapers equate to pedophiles. o_O

He blocked comments, but I replied with this on his main page:
http://www.backwater-productions.ne.....Stamp_-_02.png

He deleted it. :(

...but then he also deleted the stamp too. :)

I was sort of hoping he was going to put up moar of a fight though. I had glorious plans to register a domain using his real life name, and then painting him up as a horrible pedophile that's running around raping children, in order to use him as a convenient billboard for what happens when you confuse adult babies with pedophiles...but unfortunately he just gave up right from the start.

I'm guessing all the dozens of people that originally replied on the page just weren't convincing enough for him. If anyone ever needs to use that post of mine, or paraphrase it, quote it, "steal" it, whatever, feel free, I think it makes a good, easy, copy/paste primer for dealing with people who try and label us as pedos.

It's stuff like this that make me very happy to be a "Little" (adult baby):
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?.....p;l=df68a489a1

Bormal grownups just can't have fun like that, ya gots to be a kid at heart! :D

I think I'm more of an adult toddler or "Little" than an adult baby though, mostly cause I don't always wanna have to wear a diaper (despite kinda needing to sometimes). That's why I have to be watched though if I'm in "baby mode", cause otherwise I might try and pull 'em off at random. During the day I usually would rather wear pullups than diapers...although here lately I've just been using pads.

PLEASE re-post this as your journal if you know someone who has been eaten by penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by penguins. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguin Apocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post. Don't let fire-breathing, people eating penguins happen to you!

...srsly, what's that all about? I mean, why not hedgehogs or sugar gliders or baby alligators or something? It's like every furry I've ever seen has got a horrid little nest of those elongated lil rats...*shudder*...

Earlier today there was an attempted DDoS attack against my hosting provider, which inadvertently crashed their entire network and subsequently brought down over a thousand domains for about an hour. There is some speculation as to whether it might have something to do with the present drama. They're currently working on tracking down the source to find out who it was that initiated it. They may seek to subpoena FA for user information (IP addresses and such) if they believe that to be the case. All of my sites and domains are back up online at this time, as well as all the other domains owned by others that got knocked out.

If you want to talk to me do it here: http://piffle-stix.deviantart.com/

I won't engage or talk to anyone directly on this site though, as there's way too much admin abuse. Deviant Art isn't perfect either, but at least they actually look into situations before acting on someone's little "personal army" of liars and fit throwers.

PS - I still archived everything...including all the physical threats of violence that were made against me. I also plan to send FA DMCA take-down notices in order to protect *MY* trademarked character.

Ever since the car accident I was in (with massive nerve damage all over) I've been progressively having more and more "problems". It's not that I really ~wet~ myself, it's just, um...well I just kind of leak...a little. Usually after I go, it's like it all doesn't come out and then five minutes later...wetness all over. I have been just stuffing wads of toilet paper in my underwear, but it's kind of a mess and it doesn't really stop my underwear from getting all wet too, so I'm thinking maybe I'll try out some pads of some kind. I don't really want to have to wear diapers, not during the day anyway...and I don't think I need them, cause I don't ~completely~ wet or anything...well, a couple times maybe, but there were extenuating circumstances that couldn't be helped. I don't usually wear them at night though cause I just set my alarm for early and then wake up and use the bathroom, or don't drink hardly any liquid before I go to bed. If I drink any alcohol though then I pretty much have to wear a diaper, otherwise I'll not only very likely wet my pants, but the bed as well. Needless to say, I don't drink all that often.

You see a lot of people bitch and moan about dirty diapers. Well, I say, if you don't like 'em dirty you best go and get the diaper bag and start changing 'em, cause those diapers aren't gonna change themselves now are they?

*thinking about making a shirt that says, "I shit my pants and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."...* :3

Meow?

*wonders if there are any Flonkers on FA*

We do have our own FaceBook froup now, and nearly 40 members, almost all of which are original Flonkers.

Still, our grand and glorious Army Of The Meow used to span far greater numbers...it's a bit sad to think there are less than 50 of us still around...then again our FaceBook froup hasn't been around too long, so maybe more will turn up.

It would be kind of fun to try and rebuild the Empire to its once great standing...we used to have such incredible wars, the meow cascading alone was enough to choke entire newsgroups into submission. Just imagine the fun we could have disrupting one of the kiddy level sites like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica...hundreds of thousands of articles could be subversively edited with meow references, tainting their entire site with our brand and pwning it from the inside out...LOL...that would be most fun. ^_^

Even I don't know. ๏̯͡๏

I think I hurt my back yesterday...like...more than it already was hurt. -_-

I got nailed in the crosswalk when I was younger by this stupid tweenager who just got her license. She hit me at about 30mph dead on. I sort of fell onto her hood after the car impacted with the side of my leg and then rolled off the side only to have the side view mirror implanted square into my back, shortly before it was ripped off the side of her door.

At the time I was able to walk away from it, with a whole lotta bruising all over my body and a whole lotta pain. Unfortunately, the event caused massive nerve damage which has progressively gotten worse over the years and instead of doing the intelligent thing (at the time) and going after her insurance for compensation of my injuries, I was young and stupid and thought I was freakin He-Man...I'm not. As it turns out my muscles and bones are incredibly strong, much more so than most people's...however my nervous system is very ordinary and very susceptible to irreversible damage given the right circumstances...like getting hit by a car.

The event left me with two rather large dead spots on my skin, one on my thigh, the other on my back, the two direct points of impact, along with horrible freakin pain all throughout my body. As such I get to take pain killers for the rest of my life...and honestly, they don't do much to alleviate the pain, just dull it a bit. Some days are worse than others, some days are just absolute freakin hell...like right now. If I move the wrong way even by the slightest bit I get horrible stabbing pains throughout my back and right arm.

It's also left me with another side effect, which has also been getting worse over the years...one that's more than a little embarrassing, one that I've kind of been in denial about for a long time. Stuffing large amounts of toilet paper into my underwear after every trip to the bathroom has been getting a bit expensive, but I've just been too embarrassed to do anything more than that. At some point though in the relative future I probably won't have much choice, unless I want to go around with wet pants, but I've been trying to put it off.

Anyway, moral to the story is...don't get hit by cars in the crosswalk...it's very bad, and it'll really screw yer life up. *nods*