Yeah. I'm super competitive. Yeah.... I don't win contests, but this is bullshit.

http://forums.aeriagames.com/viewtopic.php?t=447400&start=160

I drew my Leeds/Jersey Devil as an entry. Go through 15 pages and see how many you think would be in the running against me.


MINE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2508356

Now it's completely chosen by one person, that's fine... but really?!

Here are the winners:

1) http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y2.....iseaugarde.png
2) http://i39.tinypic.com/2uszh1h.jpg
3) http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4282/blairu.jpg

So yeah... I spent over a week working on my Leeds devil, someone shits out a bird in ms paint or a paintchat, and they get 1st place. Why not? I mean hell, I should have drawn a piece of shit with a smiley face and I probably would have won, fuck trying to actually do research on what mythological gods/demons/creatures are in Shin Megami Tensei's history of games! Who does that, MIR DOES THAT. I spent 3 days just flipping through my shin megami books and searching the internet, checking wikis, to make sure I wasn't drawing something that had already been in one of their games (such as Pandora, or Joan of Arc).

Doll thing. Yep. Okay. I'm just going to say #3 put in the most effort.

Blair witch is totally original - why the fuck not?

BTW, my creature was level 13 (low) and also had just basic/decent spells and attacks and skills... why??? Because I don't want to creature a giant megahorribleubermonsterbosscreature. I want a goddamn thing that runs around in the newbie areas! I WANT TO SEE IT! I DONT HAVE FUCKING TIME TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!! T_T


So yeah. Yet again, I lose another contest and feel like I was poked in the eyes with a wet noodle. Seriously, it's one thing to lose - I lose quite often - but to lose like that? That's like running a marathon and you lose to the person without legs, rolling across duct taped to a skateboard.

Fuck. Anyway =3 Enjoy my sore loser crying QQ whiney bitchy ness. I felt it would be most appreciated here. Flame me and you die. =D

So I'm bored - I'm going to draw free requests until I run out of energy!

RULES:

1) Your request will be taken on ustream in the chat panel only.
2) No scat/vore/crazy nasty shit.
3) No characters I have to look up - don't be specific.. I'm just looking to have fun. No I won't draw zigzag, won't draw bugs bunny, or anything I have to look up or think hard about what they look like. If I don't know what kind of animal or whatever you're talking about, I'll skip it.
4) Make it fun! =p

PASSWORD to see live broadcast: cowcow

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/smokingpendotcom

OKAY GO.

EDIT:

CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.

Go click and watch the video though! =d

Mahou Oh No! is my new webcomic that's rolling out the first week of August....

I'm now taking questions on my forum! I might not answer all of them, as I don't want to spoil all the fun - but feel free to roll on by and shoot me a question.

Characters being revealed this week at:

https://www.MahouOhNo.com

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Forum thread:

http://mirandaleigh.mangaweb.net/forum/index.php/topic,114.0.html

Meme's are fucking stupid. So I made a mirmir instead.

Place an [X] next to anything that's true.

Has ever gone camping:
Has ever ridden a horse:
Has ever stolen a horse:
Has ever used a kayak/canoe:
Has ever used a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a target with a bow & arrow:
Has ever shot a person with a bow & arrow:
Has ever played laser tag:
Has ever played paintball:
Has ever played D & D:
Has ever played Magic the Gathering:
Has ever LARP'd:
Has ever stolen something:
Has ever donated money:
Has ever been stolen from:
Has ever caught a thief:
Has ever driven a car:
Has ever pushed a car:
Has ever crashed a car:
Has ever been in an accident:
Has ever been the cause of an accident:
Has ever seen a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been attacked by a skunk/raccoon:
Has ever been slapped in the face:
Has ever slapped someone in the face:
Has ever been bitch slapped:
Has ever bitch slapped someone:
Has ever attempted suicide:
Has ever been dead:
Has ever learned to swim:
Has ever drowned:
Has ever been on fire:
Has ever put out a fire:
Has ever set a fire:
Has ever brought a knife to school:
Has ever used a weapon in school:
Has ever made a weapon out of an everyday object:
Has ever had detention in school:
Has ever been suspended from school:
Has ever failed out of school:
Has ever been an under-achiever:
Has ever been an over-achiever:
Has ever been interrogated by police/law:
Has ever been deathly ill:
Has ever been in the ER:
Has ever been a patient in the ER:
Has ever forgotten blocks of time:
Has ever sleep walked:
Has ever stayed awake for 2 days or more:
Has ever had a job:
Has ever had a shitty job:
Has ever had an awesome job:
Has ever been in a talent show:
Has ever followed a dream:
Has ever been to a wedding:
Has ever been married:
Has ever had a child:
Has ever been a child:
Has ever had a fear of spiders:
Has ever had a fear of dog drool:
Has ever been kicked out of a class:
Has ever had voice lessons:
Has ever played an instrument:
Has ever cheated at video games:
Has ever played a team sport:
Has ever beaten up the coach's kid:
Has ever had poison ivy:
Has ever stepped on a dead animal:
Has ever been afraid to walk on grass barefoot:
Has ever been physically removed from a place:
Has ever punched someone:
Has ever been in a fight:
Has ever spoken a different language:
Has ever swore in a different language:
Has ever been a boyscout/girlscout:
Has ever earned every boyscout/girlscout badge:
Has ever been arrested:
Has ever been pulled over:
Has ever gotten out of a ticket:
Has ever been stalked:
Has ever used the internet:

See - I sometimes don't lie.

Another 7 pages of Another day on the farm!

=3 Enjoy!

http://smokingpen.com/shop.html

LOL. So I came back. It was a very nice weekend trip. =3 I was gone a whole almost 24 hours! =D

Did you miss me?

BTW - I activated all the waiting credits for you eager shoppers - and I know I totally didn't finish the update for the hour I was leaving Sat.

I should have it up to night. =D It's a GOODIE!

=D

The dot com is up - and the teaser page.

More to come shortly...


MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*global domination* =3


http://www.MahouOhNo.com

I'm going on a romantic and fun weekend birthday getaway. Lewis Black comedy live, drinks and gourmet dinner, fucking fancy hotel... the works!


I WILL NOT BE ONLINE - I WILL NOT BE ONLINE - I WILL NOT BE ONLINE - I WILL NOT BE ONLINE!!!!!


THEREFORE:

Any shop credits purchased from Saturday 1pm EST - Sunday 9pm EST will be activated late Sunday night.



Shop Update Due Saturday before my trip - so buy your credits Friday night!!!

Thank you for allowing me a weekend off in seven months! =D!

So I had my birthday on Monday.

Any of you that didn't say happy birthday yet, suck. =p jk.

BTW, so apparently being on my buddy list is like... an elite club?

not really.. I add almost anyone who spends about 15 seconds typing an IM to me.

So whyfor so many of you sending messages to people who just KNOW me? That's weird.

I DO accept IM's.... and I haven't eaten anyone or destroyed any souls lately, so it's probably safe to send me a message.

Just saying. =p

BTW - Conneticon is in 2 weeks, I'm there bitches. Look for the giant pink table with the smokingpen.com pink banner overhead. Artist Alley. Yeah.

If you're good, I'll bring snacks! FREE SNACKS.

Going to have a kickass sale. =3

BTW, I will be playing games at the con, so my assistants will man my table in my absence. Don't be surprised if I'm raping newbs in street fighter 4, or something.... =D

=3 Updated with some color pin ups. go me.

Color.

Fo shizzle.

Anyway... working still on getting my webcomic ready for august. gonna shoot for being in the top hundred of the top webcomics thingy. Obviously only vote for me if you like the comic when I start putting up pages weekly. I'm trying to get a god backstock of pages done, ya know.. in case of emergency n stuff. It's always good to have a bunch already done.

Currently finishing up colored pinups of the main characters, inks of the first few pages, and lots of things for my shop (lots of color stuff). Also inking comissions, comics for the shop, and other stuff.


Prepping for Conneticon! July 31th - Aug 2nd! Hartford CT convention center! Games, comics, anime - FUCK YES.

=D I'll be the loud mofo with the bright pink table and the bigass banner. Yep.

And the prons.

and I'm trying to sneak in candy.

Don't tell..... =D

So I'll be 25 on the 13th. Ugh.

If you want to celebrate, drink and think of me lol.

If you want to send me a present, I have my wishlist up on my website.

If you want to send me a drawing as a present, no matter your skill level, go for it. My emails around here somewhere =p.

This year I'm getting a night at a 5 star hotel, with a kickass dinner, gambling, and a Lewis Black (my favorite comedian) concert. This is all going down next weekend (following my birthday).

No one other than my bf is getting me anything. =p I am only loved by him and my rats. My rats give me poops everyday, so birthday poops aren't very special unless there are sprinkles involved. =p

Anyway.

Yeah.

I'm having a quarter-life crisis.

=p

Yay, more cuties! Anyway, just popped this up on my shop. I'll update with a preview after I eat dinner... NOM NOM NOM!!!!

Featuring some interesting pokemon inspired transformations: rattata, spearow, seel, electabuzz, sentret, donphan, mightyena, and gardevoir! 8 pages, black and white inks.

http://www.smokingpen.com/shop.html

So I've been hard at work on alot of projects, up until my tablet pc screen got super fucked.

Let me explain.

I sliced open my screen with the tablet pen's eraser about 8 months ago (right after I got it, woo!). The eraser is defective. I've been arguing with HP for months that it's in warranty and I wanted a new goddamn pen. They should have also fixed the screen, but they botched the last computer so bad they had to send me a new one (current tablet pc). So, I wasn't willing to mail this fucker to them again. Just give me a new pen.

Finally had it up to HERE with them this week. I use NuShield screen protectors to keep my screen as new as possible now T_T. I sliced the plastic IN FUCKING HALF with the eraser tip a few days ago. AWESOME. So I yell at them, they finally FINALLY GET IT. That its a replacement computer, and the warranty IS valid.. and send me a FUCKING PEN!

So I chucked the old one, and waited. Got the new pen.

This weeks update will thus not be super amazing. I did get alot of stuff done for my new web comic though.

I should be launching that bad boy in about 2 weeks. Right before Conneticon! Woot!



My birthday is on the 13th, it's like a nationally recognized holiday. I recommend sending me presents because I like them. No need to wrap them, but if you did I'd totally play with the wrapping paper like a child at christmas... or is it a pet at christmas? =p



THIS IS WHY I HAVEN'T UPDATED MY GALLERIES! Yeah. Also I'm totally holding out on you guys and working on a BUNCH of color pin ups! I mean like.. alot! Go me! HAHAHAHA secret artz!

For those that bitch and moan that I don't do enough free stuff (lol), I'm putting together a web comic.

It'll be rated R, with tons of T & A, fanservice.. and all that shit.

More details to come.

I'll be registering it's dotcom soon, and I'm working on the first few weeks worth of pages, so that I have a headstart.

I'll be releasing one page a week.

It will be shaded in black & white. No color - FU. =p

You will enjoy it.

So yeah. Michael Jackson died today. Farah Fawcett died today. Jeff Goldblum fell off a cliff in New Zealand - he's dead too apparently. Ed McMahon died a few days ago, David Carridine died like a week ago...

I say it's aliens.

My friend's think it's super villains.

Fuck - what's wrong with this world!?

*listens to smooth criminal* =*( It's all my fault, I broke down and bought Alien Ant Farm's cover of Michael's "Smooth Criminal", now he's dead.

I DID IT! NOOOO!!! =*( I luvs his classic music. Goodbye prince o' pop.

And Jeff Goldblum!? He's my man! Or sorta.. kinda.. jewy man. Whatever, wtf.

Sorry for the bad news pplz.

So I fucked up my wrist again with that dang ol' carpal tunnel. >< ow.

So this week I'm updating the shop with a full color growth sequence, whether you like it or not. =p It's just something I've been workin on for a few years whenever i fuck up my wrist lol. It's getting finished this week (ouchie), and posted on the shop. HA.

Then you can't say I didnt' finally put a color port up. 4 pages totally counts, so stfu! lol.

Then i shall take it easy after finishing the last page, and ice my wrist. Then I will put it back in it's goddamn brace and sit around like a disabled idiot.

*SIGH*

this is what happens when I'm productive for multiple weeks at a time hahaha.

=p I break easy!


POPQUIZ!!!

Here's Mir's malfunctions:

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (right wrist only), but it's excruciating! Fuck using my left when I want to be drugged and unconscious!

Deaf in left ear. (all the cool kids got to go to the hospital when they had multiple ear infections, but I was the cool kid who got to suffer instead! Now I'm half deaf, THANKS MOM)

Colorblind. (yeah. stfu. I am. Not SEVERELY, but enough that it's super gay. My dad's very very very colorblind. It's a trait that's passed through women and usually only displays in men. Apparently I'm a butch chick then? =p)

Okay bitches, I'm leaving shortly for our reserved imax seats.. <3

Transformers!!!!

Yeah, if I die tonight from the awesomeness, then I'll die happy.

EDIT:

I can die happy now.

I finally got to see ARCEE <3.


Movie roxxored. =3

My favorite art program for the past 8 years or so, is being discontinued for english speaking users. Support and sales will only be through the end of July, then ... nothing.


I'm very very upset.


Open Canvas 4.5PE is what I do 99.9% of my artwork in. I have Sai, I have Painter X, I have Photoshop CS3... but OC4 is my BABY.


this means no upgrades for me, no more 'i lost my serial key'....


It's like someone killed my puppy (and I don't have a puppy).

Ugh... I'm going to go cry over here now, being an art nerd and all...

http://www.portalgraphics.net/en/news.html

If you want to buy OC4, now's the time... you got til July 31st. =*(

*kicks Sai* I hatchu! Crashing pos that my tablet pc hates! RAAH! *KICK*

The Milk Maiden comic is up on my shop. I busted my ass this week on it, so if you like cowgirls, giant boobs, giant dicks.. or just cute girls, I recommend it lol.

I'm trying to see if I can draw a bigger variety of comics and still survive, or if it's transformation stuff or bust.

Anyway... It's up! YAY! That fucking killed me lol.

I've been having an awful week, so I'm happy I finished it and managed not to have a break down lol.

http://smokingpen.com/shop.html

Almost done boys n girls.

Gotta say it's probably the nicest inked comic I've done for my shop to date. Very cute too.. and milky lol. Anyway, I'm still working on it non-stop. When it's done, you'll know =D.

Moo!

I'd want more arms and more eyes. Like a spider.. just not creepy and disgusting and nasty.

More like those indian goddesses with tons of arms n stuff.

then I'd be able to draw and ink and color all at the same time, with my computers and tablets all around me. =)

I don't have enough hands currently. I am ambidextrous, meaning I can write and draw with both hands... but my mind and eyes can't concentrate on two things at once. It's just a bit too much.

Maybe I should try harder. O_O()

BTW, my goal in high school was to be able to draw/write with both hands... just in case someday like... one of my arms blew off. then I wouldn't have to stop drawing. So I taught myself to be ambidextrous. There's a fun fact for you =p.

Apparently I'm an asshole for trying to create both memorable characters, story, AND porn all in one go. Many anonymous people from various spots on the web have said a lot of stuff that's depressing and hurtful about my shop content. I do what I can to provide some good stuff every week. I'm sorry if part 1's are 'cock teases' with all that useless stupid story crap I keep putting in. I know, I should really just draw lots of penises and vaginas with breasts littered about.

I enjoy story telling, and I also enjoy drawing porn. I'm sorry, but I'm going to keep having story set ups that last upwards of 3 or 4 pages.

If you personally hate stories, then skip the first parts of any of my comics as many anonymous people have recommended. Introductions are a waste if you don't appreciate them.

I honestly thought a majority of the people who buy my stuff actually like it, and enjoy that it's something different. Most porn artists skip story and start with dicks and tits on page one. I always thought of myself as a comic book artist, pron is just a fun thing I do to eat. Maybe it's just me. =(

I really do appreciate everyone that lets me know what's going on across the web.

Sorry if I disappoint, but I'd rather have fun every week drawing comics that people like... than hate drawing stuff every week that more people like. Guess I'm stupid like that.

Anyway, to help remedy my 'misleading content descriptions' and my tiny thumbnails, I'm going to work on a new shop page. Basically bigger thumbnails, a 'what's hot' section, and two new sections: Previews, and Spoiler descriptions. I try not to ruin content by telling you what happens from start to finish, but give a basic description. Apparently I've made some people upset with my misleading descriptions, they thought I meant something else.. I don't know. SO, to help make things easier if you/they/anyone is confused about what the content is I am creating a spoiler section. It tells you everything in the item, from characters to violence to sexual content and more. This should remedy any issues people have about buying content and thinking I tricked them.

Mir is sad. Anyway... I'll see what I can do oh anonymous people.

*inks cowgirl comic*

So I've doodled plenty of cowgirls in the past, but I finally decided to give one of them a comic. Her name is Sally, and she's starring in her own pron comic coming to the shop this week. =3 Everyone loves cowgirls!

Multi-part comic, so expect part 1 this week.

Then I'll probably do SIS part 3 the following week.

Then probably Another Day On The Farm, part 2 the next week.

Then probably a surprise or random thingy for the following week.

I need to start finishing up all these fun comics! =D

So I updated tonight with the beginning of a 21 page comic, comissioned by Cearenbow =p. It's part 1, 7 pages inked. =3 Very cute.

Farm Girl preview in my gallery is a preview for the comic so you have an idea what you're getting into. =p

There is no plant rape, lol, sorry to disappoint!

Enjoy this weeks update =D!

BTW, my birthday's July 13th, feel free to get me a little something if you want! My wishlist is available on my website!

I'm officially better than chicken.

Don't believe me? Google it.