I left my laptop at work
General | Posted 9 years agoLuckily I have my password on and closed. Also my friend was still at work but he has Monday off so I'll have to Get it Tuesday when I pick up my check
I am now
General | Posted 9 years agoLicenced to purchase a firearm in the state of California. Neat
Starboy so...
General | Posted 9 years agofire it burned the Weeknds hair.
I never thought Id lose all these friends
General | Posted 9 years agooh well, it sucks.
I am much more than a mercenary
General | Posted 9 years agoI once help topple a south african fascist government in a week. well....it was replaced by another in two but I still got paid.
Telegram, Skype, ect cleanup
General | Posted 9 years agodeleting dead contacts. dont want gone then poke me o3o
Mario Kart sure got dark
General | Posted 9 years agoAnal and Oral is...
General | Posted 9 years agojust sex with different ends of the same hole.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
Twitter, yo
General | Posted 9 years agojust made a new twitter, never used it but why the fuck nah, ye? If anyone is interested, it's @ Mishaskunk
He shot first
General | Posted 9 years agoand last, he doesnt use The Force, he just uses....force, he has never called anything wizard, he has never had a bad feeling about this, Misha is...the most interesting bounty hunter in the galaxy.
If you kill a killer the amount of killers stays the same
General | Posted 9 years agobut, like, what i I kill a lot of killers? I mean like A LOOOOOT. Then the numbers goes down by like, a lot.
All the doe put yo hooves up
General | Posted 9 years agoI wanna see how many doe (and buck owo) I got in my friends list. holla at a skunk
forced to make new skype
General | Posted 9 years agomy skype is stupid and it signed me out and woulndt let me make a new password, had to make a new one all together. Aadd meh! Mishaskoonk
Omnics aren't equal
General | Posted 9 years agoWhy is the "do Omnics have souls" struggle in Overwatch. They are machines. Synthetic, non living, programming. It's like saying my phone is human.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
General | Posted 9 years agoMe: People say that I tend to flirt alot.
Interviewer: Is that all?
Me: Yes, Daddy
Interviewer: Is that all?
Me: Yes, Daddy
Oh shiiiiiit
General | Posted 9 years agoI thought my philosophy class was from 6-10 every day, but nah, turns out it is form 6-8. Still leaving when the sun is up.
more...
General | Posted 9 years agoporn is coming. we need alot more porn of skunk o3o
*eagle screeching in the background*
General | Posted 9 years agoBattlefield > Overwatch
General | Posted 9 years agoI have had Overwatch since it dropped and I have only about 8 hours in it. I bought BF4 to get ready for Battlefield One and have had it for about a week, about 40 hours even with school.
Is it a west coast thing?
General | Posted 9 years agoI tell friends that I dont know what i want for take out. My friends on the west give suggestions and my friends on the east tend to say why spend money when we can cook at home. weird. is it a west coast thing more?
Oh shiiiiiit, it's...
General | Posted 9 years agoFaZe Skoe!!!!!
I'm a Skoe now
I'm a Skoe now
boy is aaaaaaa
General | Posted 9 years agoso EVERYONE is redeemable to my teacher I guess
General | Posted 9 years agoWe are doing a conflict resolution thing for shcool assignment and one guy says this story about a girl who only takes his money "i'll pay you back" but still goes out and parties. I say she is unredeemable because she hasnt apologized even when yu talk to her. the teacher deducts points from my grade for not following the consignment.
Private Med Team
General | Posted 9 years agothat have an extensive medical background. I personally choose ex-Blackwater operatives or Private Mercenary Group. Personally on staff I like having:
1) Pediatrician
1) Brain Surgeon
1) "It was an accident", one guy that has had his medical license revoked,
1) "shady as fuck", one guy who is so shady I can't even trust him. I don't even know why he's here.
1) Pediatrician
1) Brain Surgeon
1) "It was an accident", one guy that has had his medical license revoked,
1) "shady as fuck", one guy who is so shady I can't even trust him. I don't even know why he's here.
Hello, this is
General | Posted 9 years agothe top secret CIA weather manipulation center...I MEAN PIZZA SHOP!!
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