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Posted 12 years agoNo but really this journal is serious
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my waifu is still a beginner but she makes the cutest chibis in the world and hosts a lot of freebies from time to time
Also check these awesome people out too~
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is also another amazing artist with an awesome style who draws with a mouse..yes people A MOUSE
draws cute preggors and adorable chubs..go check her out too
You guys should totally check out these people
Like free art? Well check out these two!
is hosting a free art raffle and his art is awesome seriously!
my waifu is still a beginner but she makes the cutest chibis in the world and hosts a lot of freebies from time to timeAlso check these awesome people out too~
is opening her commissions <33 she has such a cute style everyone should buy something from her
does awesome lineless/3D animations! go check her butt out
is also another amazing artist with an awesome style who draws with a mouse..yes people A MOUSE
draws cute preggors and adorable chubs..go check her out tooSomeone Should Give Truemac a Medal
Posted 12 years agoFor being the bestest friend ever
because this happened...LOTS OF READING I WARN YOU BUT IT'S WORTH IT
<--this guy deserves a medal lol
[1:00:55 AM] Miss Ink: nuuu
[1:00:57 AM] Miss Ink: i'm not tired
[1:00:58 AM] Miss Ink: xD
[1:01:42 AM] Aaron Latson: pfft~
[1:01:56 AM] Aaron Latson: Do I need to read you a bedtime story?
[1:09:57 AM] Miss Ink: maybe
[1:09:58 AM] Miss Ink: owo
[1:13:11 AM] Aaron Latson: Hmm....
[1:13:50 AM] Aaron Latson: Give me a topic.
[1:17:04 AM] Miss Ink: um
[1:17:05 AM] Miss Ink: hmmm
[1:17:15 AM] Miss Ink: ABOUT THE MOST AWESOME ADVENTURE EVER
[1:19:26 AM] Aaron Latson: Super specific.
[1:19:33 AM] Aaron Latson: Um...
[1:19:36 AM] Aaron Latson: Once upon a time
[1:20:53 AM] Aaron Latson: there was a man
[1:21:19 AM] Aaron Latson: Who lived on a huge, isolated island in the southern Atlantic.
[1:21:26 AM] Aaron Latson: This island was known as "Fur Affinity"
[1:21:52 AM] Aaron Latson: due to its local inhabitants being anthropromorphic animals.
[1:22:17 AM] Aaron Latson: This man was named...
[1:23:14 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley McBigdic
[1:23:40 AM] Aaron Latson: And he was known for going out and exploring the uncharted parts of the island
[1:24:05 AM] Aaron Latson: and bringing back tales and souveneirs from his journeys for the island officials to document and share with the citizens.
[1:25:33 AM] Aaron Latson: On this particular day, Stanley was tasked with investigating a mountainous area in the northwestern region.
[1:26:31 AM] Aaron Latson: There had been reports of smoke coming from the area. There wasn't anybody known to be living there, and the climate was too cold for forest fires to start.
[1:26:59 AM] Aaron Latson: So, armed with his truckers cap and a shotgun which he dubbed "Uncle Twelve-Gauge"
[1:27:11 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley set out to find the source of the smog.
[1:28:23 AM] Aaron Latson: Not long after leaving the outer limits of the civilized center, Stanley soon found himself treading through thick forests undergrowth
[1:28:51 AM] Aaron Latson: Many vines and shrubberies crowded his path and made it difficult to keep moving.
[1:29:25 AM] Aaron Latson: In any other adventure film, the hero would take out a machete and start slowly hacking away at the foliage
[1:29:37 AM] Aaron Latson: But this isn't "any other adventure film"
[1:30:20 AM] Aaron Latson: After realizing he wasn't going to reach his destination in time at the current rate, Stanley pulled out Uncle Twelve-Gauge, loaded a blue-colored shell, and took aim.
[1:31:27 AM] Aaron Latson: When he pulled the trigger, out shot a magnificent, large laser that vaporized any vegetation (and pretty much anything else) for a good 4 miles ahead.
[1:31:47 AM] Aaron Latson: You see, Stanley's shotgun was specially designed to assist him on his adventures
[1:32:19 AM] Aaron Latson: The shells he carries all have different effects that are much more devastating that a simple shotgun blast
[1:32:31 AM] Aaron Latson: (though he does have the option of loading regular shells in the gun as well)
[1:33:12 AM] Aaron Latson: With his path made easier, Stanley McBigDic marched forward, eager to return to the town before the third sunset.
[1:34:12 AM] Aaron Latson: A few hours (and two blue shells) later, Stanley was contemplating the advantages of pancakes over french toast when something whizzed by only inches from his face.
[1:34:21 AM] Aaron Latson: It landed firmly in the tree trunk to his left.
[1:34:47 AM] Aaron Latson: Shocked out of his daze, Stanley instantly went on alert, scanning the forest for anything that seemed out of place
[1:35:35 AM] Aaron Latson: Seeing nothing, Stanley decided to take a partial offense.
[1:36:02 AM] Aaron Latson: "Who are you?" He shouted, his voice bouncing from tree to tree. "Show yourself!"
[1:36:15 AM] Aaron Latson: There was a tense silence for several seconds
[1:36:25 AM] Aaron Latson: and then, a rustling noise
[1:36:55 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley quickly turned to face the disturbance. There was someone, or something, out there.
[1:36:57 AM] Aaron Latson: And whatever it was, it was getting closer.
[1:37:54 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley took on a firm poise. "Come out!", he shouted. "I don't want to hurt ye'!"
[1:38:28 AM] Aaron Latson: He figured talking in a scottish accent would intimidate his would-be opponent, but all it did was give him a reason to put "Mc" at the beginning of his last name.
[1:38:39 AM] Aaron Latson: The being came closer and closer
[1:38:47 AM] Aaron Latson: and finally stepped out into the clearing
[1:39:01 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley took aim with Uncle Twelve-Gauge
[1:39:06 AM] Aaron Latson: but didn't fire
[1:39:10 AM] Aaron Latson: for standing in front of him
[1:39:43 AM] Aaron Latson: Was a
[1:39:46 AM] Aaron Latson: ...
[1:39:53 AM] Aaron Latson: (give me a second)
[1:41:24 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley lowered his gun in wonder, as before him stood
[1:41:51 AM | Edited 1:41:52 AM] Aaron Latson: A lovely skunk maiden with jade-green fur and light-grey markings.
[1:42:36 AM] Aaron Latson: She had brunette hair, cleanly cropped just above her shoulders
[1:43:00 AM] Aaron Latson: and a watermelon broche just behind her left ear.
[1:43:42 AM] Aaron Latson: She stared intensely at Stanley, looking dead into his eyes, judging his actions. While the stunned adventurer returned the favor.
[1:44:07 AM] Aaron Latson: Finally, after regaining his composure, Stanley spoke up again. "And just who might you be?" he asked.
[1:45:05 AM] Aaron Latson: "My name is Sasha," the maiden responded. "I am a witch who lives at the base of the mountain. I..."
[1:45:33 AM] Aaron Latson: "Wait a minute," Sasha trailed off. Turning her attention to the camera. "Why do I have to play the part of the witch?"
[1:45:54 AM] Aaron Latson: "Because you're the only one who's practiced witchcraft before," replied the narrator. "Now shut up and follow the script."
[1:48:18 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha let out an aggravated sigh before returning to character. "I used to live in the civilized towns you hail from," she continued. "But once my practices were discovered, I was bansihed here. Now I live out my days, learning countless new spells and preparing elixrs to prepare for my revenge on those that kicked me out."
[1:52:05 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley rubbed the back of his neck as he let the skunk maiden's story sink in. "My, sounds like you've led a rough life. May I ask what exactly happened for them to banish you?"
[1:52:17 AM] Miss Ink: WHOW
[1:52:19 AM] Miss Ink: *WOW
[1:52:20 AM] Miss Ink: XD
[1:52:23 AM] Miss Ink: your story..
[1:52:24 AM] Miss Ink: xDD
[1:52:49 AM] Aaron Latson: (I am BS'ing this entire thing as I go along. Glad you're enjoying it)
[1:53:51 AM] Aaron Latson: (I'll try not to make it too long, though.)
[1:55:53 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha solemnly nodded before speaking again. "I have been practicing witchcraft since I was but a child," she began. "I had stumbled across a book that was filled with all kinds of forbidden spells and formulas. Potions of unimaginable power. The kind of things that could turn a person - into a God."
[1:58:03 AM] Aaron Latson: "I was mesmerized by it, and I vowed to myself I would learn it inside and out." The skunk maiden placed a hand on her chest as she recounted her memories. "I would practice and practice and practice during every moment of my free time. I went through great lengths to acquire the ingredients needed to brew some of the potions, and many a night I would lose my voice reciting the enchantings to activate the spells."
[2:00:02 AM] Aaron Latson: "It took me nearly 70 years for me to become skilled enough to use the book. The only reason I look as young as I do now is because I used an age-regression spell." Sasha paused to strike a rather suggestive pose and flashed a smile. "Now I don't look a day over 25!"
[2:00:12 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley coughed and hid his eyes under his cap.
[2:01:22 AM] Aaron Latson: "The very first spell from the book that I attempted was the 'Hourai Elixr'. This is a potion that grants the drinker eternal life."
[2:02:55 AM] Aaron Latson: "By the first sip, you stop aging. By the second, you no longer can become ill. And by the third, you become immortal in the truest sense." Sasha moved her hands in a rather animated manner, accenting her retelling of her life's climatic moment.
[2:03:42 AM] Miss Ink: (haha can i make a journal out of this? XD)
[2:04:10 AM] Aaron Latson: (Go right ahead. I'm trying to wrap up Sasha's history lesson as fast as I can.)
[2:05:09 AM] Aaron Latson: "It tasted terrible, but I completed the process from start to finish. Unfortunately, the book was forbidden for a reason..." Sasha's face suddenly grew dark. "My bewitching ways were discovered by the town, and the island officials ordered my execution."
[2:05:48 AM] Aaron Latson: "I fought bravely with my arsenal of attack spells and talismans, but I was eventually overwhelmed, and shot to death in my own home.
[2:06:41 AM] Aaron Latson: "Only, I hadn't died." Sasha's grim expression slowly morphed into a narcissistic grin. Stanley instinctively placed his hands over his shotgun.
[2:08:08 AM] Aaron Latson: "The elixr worked as described! They left my body to rot, but after only a few minutes, the wounds had healed, and I was shooting the motherfuckers in the back like the world's best undercover agent."
[2:08:46 AM] Aaron Latson: "They tried to kill me on several more occasions, and while they got much better at subduing me every time, I'd just come back to life and keep fighting."
[2:09:38 AM] Aaron Latson: "Eventually, they decided to give up on that, and instead they sent me to this secluded portion of the island to live my eternal life in solitude."
[2:10:24 AM] Aaron Latson: Hearing the key words that the story was ending, Stanley zoned out of the nap he was taking and quickly worked up something to say so he wouldn't be accused of not listening.
[2:10:58 AM] Aaron Latson: "Ah, I see...So, you are the source of those smoke signals?"
[2:12:15 AM] Aaron Latson: "If they came from this mountain, then yes I do claim responsibility," Sasha replied, her voice returning to its monotone, yet commanding state. "Many of the potions I brew require me to do so over an open-pit fire. I don't know why, though. Many witches operate indoors, and that's a serious safety hazard.
[2:13:25 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley grinned. He had been waiting for this the entire time.
[2:14:42 AM] Aaron Latson: "Well, you see, miss," he said, "that's the reason I've come here. I was sent by the officials to find the source of the smoke, and dispatch justice however I see fit."
[2:15:18 AM] Aaron Latson: "Now, about that elixr you mentioned...you wouldn't happen to have any left, would you?"
[2:16:03 AM] Aaron Latson: "The spell made an entire jar worth of it," Sasha said, waving her hand dismissively. "I didn't want to pour it out because I didn't know what it would do."
[2:16:50 AM] Aaron Latson: The skunk maiden's eyes widened as she realized the nature of our adventurer's question.
[2:17:12 AM] Aaron Latson: "I know what you're getting at...You want to drink the elixr yourself, don't you?"
[2:17:53 AM] Aaron Latson: "Of course I do!" Stanley responded. "Who wouldn't want to be eternally immortal?"
[2:19:58 AM] Aaron Latson: "It's actually not all it's cracked up to be. I mean, yeah, you never die. But you can still get hurt or injured, and even though the wounds heal very quickly, you can still feel pain. And some of the more serious injuries take longer to heal than others. Also there's the fact that eternal life can get quite boring and lonely. Oh! While we're on the subject, next month is my 849th birthday. They don't really send out shopping catalogs to banished members, but if you see any sort of watermelon-themed headwear, I'd-"
[2:20:51 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley cut the maiden off with the soud of Unle Twelve-Gauge loading. "Cut to the chase, witch," he muttured. "What do I have to do to get my hands on that elixr of yours?"
[2:21:57 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha put her hands on her hips. "You men are so pushy...Well, doctrine states that in order to get the privilege of willingly using or being used under any spell, elixr, talismen, or other magically enhanced object or skillset, you have to beat me in a duel. So...I guess that's it."
[2:22:46 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley cocked an eyebrow. "...Are we dueling right now?"
[2:23:02 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha shrugged. "Sure, I guess. Though I must warn you I am-"
[2:23:51 AM] Aaron Latson: The rest of her sentence was cut off by the sound of an aircraft carrier-sized hyperplasma shotgun laser blasting off.
[2:24:37 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley took a moment to survey his surroundings. "Hmm....The laser looks like it cut a bit into the mountain...I'm losing my touch."
[2:24:47 AM] Aaron Latson: "Oh, that wasn't even fair" came a voice from behind him.
[2:25:17 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley nearly pissed his pants. he turned around to find Sasha standing behind him, arms crossed, and looking very angry.
[2:25:22 AM] Aaron Latson: "Jesus, how did you-"
[2:26:13 AM] Aaron Latson: "I'm still immortal," she said, reading her opponent's mind. "If my body is destroyed, it will reincarnate in another location, usually close to where I died. But that's not the point. You didn't even give me a chance to gloat before the match!"
[2:27:04 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley shrugged as he reloaded his shotgun. "You said we were dueling right then and there. It's not by fault you decided to monologue instead of, I dunno, -dodge-. I'm a professional adventurer. I catch onto these things."
[2:28:16 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha put on a poutey face before finally conceding to Stanley's reasoning. "Feh, fine. I have errands to run anyway." She waved her hand, and before them stood a large honey pot that was about half as tall as she was.
[2:28:36 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley gaped at the magical pot. "I thought you said a jar-ful!"
[2:28:56 AM] Aaron Latson: "Relativeily speaking," the maiden replied. "Look, are you going to drink or not? I think our one audience member is getting bored."
[2:29:56 AM] Aaron Latson: "Alright, fine," Stanley responded. He took a conveniently appearing small cup and filled it with the elixr. Then, he took his first sip. "...Hmmm...tastes like...raspberry lemonade."
[2:30:17 AM] Aaron Latson: "You will now no longer age," Sasha said, suddenly monotone. "Now take the next one."
[2:30:41 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley did, but this time, his face was not one of pleasantries. "Eugh...now it tastes like warm beer."
[2:31:23 AM] Aaron Latson: "You will now no longer become ill," Sasha responded. "Now take the final one."
[2:32:02 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley did. He almost spit it back up.He tried to speak between coughs. "What...ugh...it tastes like I just licked a skunk's asshole!"
[2:33:24 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha gave Stanley a look that said How-would-you-like-to-know-what-that-really-tastes-like before speaking again. "Congratulations! You are now immortal in the truest sense!"
[2:33:45 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley did a fist pump. "Awesome!....I don't feel any different...did I do something wrong?"
[2:34:31 AM] Aaron Latson: "Let's find out," Sasha answered, before shooting a lightning bol through Stanley's stomach. The adventurer doubled over in shock before keeling over from death
[2:34:35 AM] Aaron Latson: But he didn't keel over.
[2:35:18 AM] Aaron Latson: "I'm...I'm still alive?" He looked down at the hole in his stomach, which was healing! Very slowly, albeit, but still healing itself!
[2:35:38 AM] Aaron Latson: "That should answer your question," Sasha snarked.
[2:36:41 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley turned to face the skunk-maiden. "Thank you for this. Adventuring is my life. It is one of the few things that brings me happiness. Now I can adventure this island, and many others, for all eternity.
[2:36:49 AM] Aaron Latson: How can I ever repay you?"
[2:37:01 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha put a finger to her chin. "Well, I can think of a few things..."
[2:37:21 AM] Aaron Latson: So Stanley and the skunk maiden had a quick shag before the adventurer took off for the return trip home.
[2:37:44 AM] Aaron Latson: When he finally returned, he told the people all about his encounter with the witch.
[2:38:25 AM] Aaron Latson: They rioted and killed him for it. I mean, she -was- banished from that very town.
[2:38:45 AM] Aaron Latson: Too bad for the crowd, he had eternal life.
[2:38:57 AM] Aaron Latson: So Stanley McBigDic would live to adventure another day.
[2:39:03 AM] Aaron Latson: THE END
XD I love you cheesy <3
because this happened...LOTS OF READING I WARN YOU BUT IT'S WORTH IT
<--this guy deserves a medal lol[1:00:55 AM] Miss Ink: nuuu
[1:00:57 AM] Miss Ink: i'm not tired
[1:00:58 AM] Miss Ink: xD
[1:01:42 AM] Aaron Latson: pfft~
[1:01:56 AM] Aaron Latson: Do I need to read you a bedtime story?
[1:09:57 AM] Miss Ink: maybe
[1:09:58 AM] Miss Ink: owo
[1:13:11 AM] Aaron Latson: Hmm....
[1:13:50 AM] Aaron Latson: Give me a topic.
[1:17:04 AM] Miss Ink: um
[1:17:05 AM] Miss Ink: hmmm
[1:17:15 AM] Miss Ink: ABOUT THE MOST AWESOME ADVENTURE EVER
[1:19:26 AM] Aaron Latson: Super specific.
[1:19:33 AM] Aaron Latson: Um...
[1:19:36 AM] Aaron Latson: Once upon a time
[1:20:53 AM] Aaron Latson: there was a man
[1:21:19 AM] Aaron Latson: Who lived on a huge, isolated island in the southern Atlantic.
[1:21:26 AM] Aaron Latson: This island was known as "Fur Affinity"
[1:21:52 AM] Aaron Latson: due to its local inhabitants being anthropromorphic animals.
[1:22:17 AM] Aaron Latson: This man was named...
[1:23:14 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley McBigdic
[1:23:40 AM] Aaron Latson: And he was known for going out and exploring the uncharted parts of the island
[1:24:05 AM] Aaron Latson: and bringing back tales and souveneirs from his journeys for the island officials to document and share with the citizens.
[1:25:33 AM] Aaron Latson: On this particular day, Stanley was tasked with investigating a mountainous area in the northwestern region.
[1:26:31 AM] Aaron Latson: There had been reports of smoke coming from the area. There wasn't anybody known to be living there, and the climate was too cold for forest fires to start.
[1:26:59 AM] Aaron Latson: So, armed with his truckers cap and a shotgun which he dubbed "Uncle Twelve-Gauge"
[1:27:11 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley set out to find the source of the smog.
[1:28:23 AM] Aaron Latson: Not long after leaving the outer limits of the civilized center, Stanley soon found himself treading through thick forests undergrowth
[1:28:51 AM] Aaron Latson: Many vines and shrubberies crowded his path and made it difficult to keep moving.
[1:29:25 AM] Aaron Latson: In any other adventure film, the hero would take out a machete and start slowly hacking away at the foliage
[1:29:37 AM] Aaron Latson: But this isn't "any other adventure film"
[1:30:20 AM] Aaron Latson: After realizing he wasn't going to reach his destination in time at the current rate, Stanley pulled out Uncle Twelve-Gauge, loaded a blue-colored shell, and took aim.
[1:31:27 AM] Aaron Latson: When he pulled the trigger, out shot a magnificent, large laser that vaporized any vegetation (and pretty much anything else) for a good 4 miles ahead.
[1:31:47 AM] Aaron Latson: You see, Stanley's shotgun was specially designed to assist him on his adventures
[1:32:19 AM] Aaron Latson: The shells he carries all have different effects that are much more devastating that a simple shotgun blast
[1:32:31 AM] Aaron Latson: (though he does have the option of loading regular shells in the gun as well)
[1:33:12 AM] Aaron Latson: With his path made easier, Stanley McBigDic marched forward, eager to return to the town before the third sunset.
[1:34:12 AM] Aaron Latson: A few hours (and two blue shells) later, Stanley was contemplating the advantages of pancakes over french toast when something whizzed by only inches from his face.
[1:34:21 AM] Aaron Latson: It landed firmly in the tree trunk to his left.
[1:34:47 AM] Aaron Latson: Shocked out of his daze, Stanley instantly went on alert, scanning the forest for anything that seemed out of place
[1:35:35 AM] Aaron Latson: Seeing nothing, Stanley decided to take a partial offense.
[1:36:02 AM] Aaron Latson: "Who are you?" He shouted, his voice bouncing from tree to tree. "Show yourself!"
[1:36:15 AM] Aaron Latson: There was a tense silence for several seconds
[1:36:25 AM] Aaron Latson: and then, a rustling noise
[1:36:55 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley quickly turned to face the disturbance. There was someone, or something, out there.
[1:36:57 AM] Aaron Latson: And whatever it was, it was getting closer.
[1:37:54 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley took on a firm poise. "Come out!", he shouted. "I don't want to hurt ye'!"
[1:38:28 AM] Aaron Latson: He figured talking in a scottish accent would intimidate his would-be opponent, but all it did was give him a reason to put "Mc" at the beginning of his last name.
[1:38:39 AM] Aaron Latson: The being came closer and closer
[1:38:47 AM] Aaron Latson: and finally stepped out into the clearing
[1:39:01 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley took aim with Uncle Twelve-Gauge
[1:39:06 AM] Aaron Latson: but didn't fire
[1:39:10 AM] Aaron Latson: for standing in front of him
[1:39:43 AM] Aaron Latson: Was a
[1:39:46 AM] Aaron Latson: ...
[1:39:53 AM] Aaron Latson: (give me a second)
[1:41:24 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley lowered his gun in wonder, as before him stood
[1:41:51 AM | Edited 1:41:52 AM] Aaron Latson: A lovely skunk maiden with jade-green fur and light-grey markings.
[1:42:36 AM] Aaron Latson: She had brunette hair, cleanly cropped just above her shoulders
[1:43:00 AM] Aaron Latson: and a watermelon broche just behind her left ear.
[1:43:42 AM] Aaron Latson: She stared intensely at Stanley, looking dead into his eyes, judging his actions. While the stunned adventurer returned the favor.
[1:44:07 AM] Aaron Latson: Finally, after regaining his composure, Stanley spoke up again. "And just who might you be?" he asked.
[1:45:05 AM] Aaron Latson: "My name is Sasha," the maiden responded. "I am a witch who lives at the base of the mountain. I..."
[1:45:33 AM] Aaron Latson: "Wait a minute," Sasha trailed off. Turning her attention to the camera. "Why do I have to play the part of the witch?"
[1:45:54 AM] Aaron Latson: "Because you're the only one who's practiced witchcraft before," replied the narrator. "Now shut up and follow the script."
[1:48:18 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha let out an aggravated sigh before returning to character. "I used to live in the civilized towns you hail from," she continued. "But once my practices were discovered, I was bansihed here. Now I live out my days, learning countless new spells and preparing elixrs to prepare for my revenge on those that kicked me out."
[1:52:05 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley rubbed the back of his neck as he let the skunk maiden's story sink in. "My, sounds like you've led a rough life. May I ask what exactly happened for them to banish you?"
[1:52:17 AM] Miss Ink: WHOW
[1:52:19 AM] Miss Ink: *WOW
[1:52:20 AM] Miss Ink: XD
[1:52:23 AM] Miss Ink: your story..
[1:52:24 AM] Miss Ink: xDD
[1:52:49 AM] Aaron Latson: (I am BS'ing this entire thing as I go along. Glad you're enjoying it)
[1:53:51 AM] Aaron Latson: (I'll try not to make it too long, though.)
[1:55:53 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha solemnly nodded before speaking again. "I have been practicing witchcraft since I was but a child," she began. "I had stumbled across a book that was filled with all kinds of forbidden spells and formulas. Potions of unimaginable power. The kind of things that could turn a person - into a God."
[1:58:03 AM] Aaron Latson: "I was mesmerized by it, and I vowed to myself I would learn it inside and out." The skunk maiden placed a hand on her chest as she recounted her memories. "I would practice and practice and practice during every moment of my free time. I went through great lengths to acquire the ingredients needed to brew some of the potions, and many a night I would lose my voice reciting the enchantings to activate the spells."
[2:00:02 AM] Aaron Latson: "It took me nearly 70 years for me to become skilled enough to use the book. The only reason I look as young as I do now is because I used an age-regression spell." Sasha paused to strike a rather suggestive pose and flashed a smile. "Now I don't look a day over 25!"
[2:00:12 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley coughed and hid his eyes under his cap.
[2:01:22 AM] Aaron Latson: "The very first spell from the book that I attempted was the 'Hourai Elixr'. This is a potion that grants the drinker eternal life."
[2:02:55 AM] Aaron Latson: "By the first sip, you stop aging. By the second, you no longer can become ill. And by the third, you become immortal in the truest sense." Sasha moved her hands in a rather animated manner, accenting her retelling of her life's climatic moment.
[2:03:42 AM] Miss Ink: (haha can i make a journal out of this? XD)
[2:04:10 AM] Aaron Latson: (Go right ahead. I'm trying to wrap up Sasha's history lesson as fast as I can.)
[2:05:09 AM] Aaron Latson: "It tasted terrible, but I completed the process from start to finish. Unfortunately, the book was forbidden for a reason..." Sasha's face suddenly grew dark. "My bewitching ways were discovered by the town, and the island officials ordered my execution."
[2:05:48 AM] Aaron Latson: "I fought bravely with my arsenal of attack spells and talismans, but I was eventually overwhelmed, and shot to death in my own home.
[2:06:41 AM] Aaron Latson: "Only, I hadn't died." Sasha's grim expression slowly morphed into a narcissistic grin. Stanley instinctively placed his hands over his shotgun.
[2:08:08 AM] Aaron Latson: "The elixr worked as described! They left my body to rot, but after only a few minutes, the wounds had healed, and I was shooting the motherfuckers in the back like the world's best undercover agent."
[2:08:46 AM] Aaron Latson: "They tried to kill me on several more occasions, and while they got much better at subduing me every time, I'd just come back to life and keep fighting."
[2:09:38 AM] Aaron Latson: "Eventually, they decided to give up on that, and instead they sent me to this secluded portion of the island to live my eternal life in solitude."
[2:10:24 AM] Aaron Latson: Hearing the key words that the story was ending, Stanley zoned out of the nap he was taking and quickly worked up something to say so he wouldn't be accused of not listening.
[2:10:58 AM] Aaron Latson: "Ah, I see...So, you are the source of those smoke signals?"
[2:12:15 AM] Aaron Latson: "If they came from this mountain, then yes I do claim responsibility," Sasha replied, her voice returning to its monotone, yet commanding state. "Many of the potions I brew require me to do so over an open-pit fire. I don't know why, though. Many witches operate indoors, and that's a serious safety hazard.
[2:13:25 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley grinned. He had been waiting for this the entire time.
[2:14:42 AM] Aaron Latson: "Well, you see, miss," he said, "that's the reason I've come here. I was sent by the officials to find the source of the smoke, and dispatch justice however I see fit."
[2:15:18 AM] Aaron Latson: "Now, about that elixr you mentioned...you wouldn't happen to have any left, would you?"
[2:16:03 AM] Aaron Latson: "The spell made an entire jar worth of it," Sasha said, waving her hand dismissively. "I didn't want to pour it out because I didn't know what it would do."
[2:16:50 AM] Aaron Latson: The skunk maiden's eyes widened as she realized the nature of our adventurer's question.
[2:17:12 AM] Aaron Latson: "I know what you're getting at...You want to drink the elixr yourself, don't you?"
[2:17:53 AM] Aaron Latson: "Of course I do!" Stanley responded. "Who wouldn't want to be eternally immortal?"
[2:19:58 AM] Aaron Latson: "It's actually not all it's cracked up to be. I mean, yeah, you never die. But you can still get hurt or injured, and even though the wounds heal very quickly, you can still feel pain. And some of the more serious injuries take longer to heal than others. Also there's the fact that eternal life can get quite boring and lonely. Oh! While we're on the subject, next month is my 849th birthday. They don't really send out shopping catalogs to banished members, but if you see any sort of watermelon-themed headwear, I'd-"
[2:20:51 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley cut the maiden off with the soud of Unle Twelve-Gauge loading. "Cut to the chase, witch," he muttured. "What do I have to do to get my hands on that elixr of yours?"
[2:21:57 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha put her hands on her hips. "You men are so pushy...Well, doctrine states that in order to get the privilege of willingly using or being used under any spell, elixr, talismen, or other magically enhanced object or skillset, you have to beat me in a duel. So...I guess that's it."
[2:22:46 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley cocked an eyebrow. "...Are we dueling right now?"
[2:23:02 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha shrugged. "Sure, I guess. Though I must warn you I am-"
[2:23:51 AM] Aaron Latson: The rest of her sentence was cut off by the sound of an aircraft carrier-sized hyperplasma shotgun laser blasting off.
[2:24:37 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley took a moment to survey his surroundings. "Hmm....The laser looks like it cut a bit into the mountain...I'm losing my touch."
[2:24:47 AM] Aaron Latson: "Oh, that wasn't even fair" came a voice from behind him.
[2:25:17 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley nearly pissed his pants. he turned around to find Sasha standing behind him, arms crossed, and looking very angry.
[2:25:22 AM] Aaron Latson: "Jesus, how did you-"
[2:26:13 AM] Aaron Latson: "I'm still immortal," she said, reading her opponent's mind. "If my body is destroyed, it will reincarnate in another location, usually close to where I died. But that's not the point. You didn't even give me a chance to gloat before the match!"
[2:27:04 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley shrugged as he reloaded his shotgun. "You said we were dueling right then and there. It's not by fault you decided to monologue instead of, I dunno, -dodge-. I'm a professional adventurer. I catch onto these things."
[2:28:16 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha put on a poutey face before finally conceding to Stanley's reasoning. "Feh, fine. I have errands to run anyway." She waved her hand, and before them stood a large honey pot that was about half as tall as she was.
[2:28:36 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley gaped at the magical pot. "I thought you said a jar-ful!"
[2:28:56 AM] Aaron Latson: "Relativeily speaking," the maiden replied. "Look, are you going to drink or not? I think our one audience member is getting bored."
[2:29:56 AM] Aaron Latson: "Alright, fine," Stanley responded. He took a conveniently appearing small cup and filled it with the elixr. Then, he took his first sip. "...Hmmm...tastes like...raspberry lemonade."
[2:30:17 AM] Aaron Latson: "You will now no longer age," Sasha said, suddenly monotone. "Now take the next one."
[2:30:41 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley did, but this time, his face was not one of pleasantries. "Eugh...now it tastes like warm beer."
[2:31:23 AM] Aaron Latson: "You will now no longer become ill," Sasha responded. "Now take the final one."
[2:32:02 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley did. He almost spit it back up.He tried to speak between coughs. "What...ugh...it tastes like I just licked a skunk's asshole!"
[2:33:24 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha gave Stanley a look that said How-would-you-like-to-know-what-that-really-tastes-like before speaking again. "Congratulations! You are now immortal in the truest sense!"
[2:33:45 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley did a fist pump. "Awesome!....I don't feel any different...did I do something wrong?"
[2:34:31 AM] Aaron Latson: "Let's find out," Sasha answered, before shooting a lightning bol through Stanley's stomach. The adventurer doubled over in shock before keeling over from death
[2:34:35 AM] Aaron Latson: But he didn't keel over.
[2:35:18 AM] Aaron Latson: "I'm...I'm still alive?" He looked down at the hole in his stomach, which was healing! Very slowly, albeit, but still healing itself!
[2:35:38 AM] Aaron Latson: "That should answer your question," Sasha snarked.
[2:36:41 AM] Aaron Latson: Stanley turned to face the skunk-maiden. "Thank you for this. Adventuring is my life. It is one of the few things that brings me happiness. Now I can adventure this island, and many others, for all eternity.
[2:36:49 AM] Aaron Latson: How can I ever repay you?"
[2:37:01 AM] Aaron Latson: Sasha put a finger to her chin. "Well, I can think of a few things..."
[2:37:21 AM] Aaron Latson: So Stanley and the skunk maiden had a quick shag before the adventurer took off for the return trip home.
[2:37:44 AM] Aaron Latson: When he finally returned, he told the people all about his encounter with the witch.
[2:38:25 AM] Aaron Latson: They rioted and killed him for it. I mean, she -was- banished from that very town.
[2:38:45 AM] Aaron Latson: Too bad for the crowd, he had eternal life.
[2:38:57 AM] Aaron Latson: So Stanley McBigDic would live to adventure another day.
[2:39:03 AM] Aaron Latson: THE END
XD I love you cheesy <3
Win a Human Portrait by Mondeis
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4494098/
Is offering a free art raffle for a painting for humans~
so if you have a human character/humanish go ahead and enter!
Is offering a free art raffle for a painting for humans~
so if you have a human character/humanish go ahead and enter!
FREE ART RAFFLE
Posted 12 years agoNot from me but my friend 
he's holding an art raffle for his YCH pictures for FREEEEEEEEEEEE
go check it out =)
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4489284/

he's holding an art raffle for his YCH pictures for FREEEEEEEEEEEE
go check it out =)
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4489284/
Stream?
Posted 12 years agoThinking about streaming~
But i'm not sure if anyone would want to watch~
I'd just be finishing stuff and maybe drawing new things
But i'm not sure if anyone would want to watch~
I'd just be finishing stuff and maybe drawing new things
Another Friendly PSA
Posted 12 years agoso I went to the store right now to get really quick groceries for dinner and this guy came up to me really shy and was like "oh hey don't I know you from somewhere?" and at first I wanted to crawl into my sweater and hide from the embarrassment because I was wearing pajama pants and a huge as hoodie and my hair was a mess. I was like "um me? are you sure? I'm not from anywhere! pfft" and he was like "you seem familiar" but he walked away before I could further delve in to it.
Which lead me to think either A. was a school person or B. knows me on FA? (highly unlikely)
but anyways I thought I'd tell you guys that if you ever see me in person don't be afraid to come say hi to me or think I'll just blow you off. I'm a very friendly person and I welcome anyone who wants to talk to me. Just be warn I'm pretty shy at first so you'll have to go through the whole awkwardness before I become comfortable. I'm not trying to blow you off, just trying to get over the fact that someone knows me or I look horrible and someone recognized me xD.
So yeah I don't think i'll ever be popular enough for people to be like "omg hai you're Missink on FA" but if it ever comes to that I just want you to know that I'm the same person online as I am offline~
You can ask
for proof on that~
So yeah just something that was in my head
Which lead me to think either A. was a school person or B. knows me on FA? (highly unlikely)
but anyways I thought I'd tell you guys that if you ever see me in person don't be afraid to come say hi to me or think I'll just blow you off. I'm a very friendly person and I welcome anyone who wants to talk to me. Just be warn I'm pretty shy at first so you'll have to go through the whole awkwardness before I become comfortable. I'm not trying to blow you off, just trying to get over the fact that someone knows me or I look horrible and someone recognized me xD.
So yeah I don't think i'll ever be popular enough for people to be like "omg hai you're Missink on FA" but if it ever comes to that I just want you to know that I'm the same person online as I am offline~
You can ask
for proof on that~So yeah just something that was in my head
An Apology
Posted 12 years agoFor Artists out there who draw Ink
I'M SO FUCKING SORRY
I didn't realize how hard I made her xD
I haven't drawn her in weeks and now her markings are giving me such a hard time, this is how it feels for you guys right?
I'm sorry ;-; -crai-
I'M SO FUCKING SORRY
I didn't realize how hard I made her xD
I haven't drawn her in weeks and now her markings are giving me such a hard time, this is how it feels for you guys right?
I'm sorry ;-; -crai-
I AM BACK
Posted 12 years agoI think lol
anyways we got someone to fix our internet issue and I should be back for good
thank god it wasn't as long as I thought it was going to be~
So resuming like if nothing happened lol
anyways we got someone to fix our internet issue and I should be back for good
thank god it wasn't as long as I thought it was going to be~
So resuming like if nothing happened lol
hiatus IMPORTANT
Posted 12 years agoI have no internet connection right now and wont be for a bit D: not sure when I'm gonna have it back also my phone died but gonna pay it soon for those who have my number. I'll have to cancel any commission requests right now D:
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS WHENEVER I COME BACKA
LOVE YOU <333
will miss all of you
(Typing on my brothers phone)
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS WHENEVER I COME BACKA
LOVE YOU <333
will miss all of you
(Typing on my brothers phone)
Thinking About Pony Blogs
Posted 12 years agoI'm Tempted to make one hurr hurr so i can draw all the ponies without clogging up my main art one xD
Also will make it a "ask my ponies shit!"
=D what chu guys think?
Now for a name pfft
Also will make it a "ask my ponies shit!"
=D what chu guys think?
Now for a name pfft
Want Some Artistic Fun?
Posted 12 years agoTry: http://new.weavesilk.com/
Funnest thing ever and soo pretty <33 I just love trying to draw something or creating beautiful color combinations.
It's soo oooh and awww
Funnest thing ever and soo pretty <33 I just love trying to draw something or creating beautiful color combinations.
It's soo oooh and awww
Questiooon/Interests?
Posted 12 years agowould anyone be interested in a colored sketch like: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9964991 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9964969
i'd also offer b/w: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10095784/
Busts would be like $5 and Full body like $15, they wouldn't take long either..i'd say 3-4 days max
Just seeing if anyone would be interested <3
i'd also offer b/w: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10095784/
Busts would be like $5 and Full body like $15, they wouldn't take long either..i'd say 3-4 days max
Just seeing if anyone would be interested <3
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Posted 12 years agoALL THESE FEELS
I JUST
WHY
I CAN'T
/flips a table
ALSO I REGRET RECOMMENDING THIS TO MY 13 YR OLD NIECE XD
i thought it was going to be a cute anime like Shugo Chara...
I WAS DEAD WRONG
ejwaoejaojeowajejeajpea
Edit: ALSO I REGRET LOVING KYUBI
OJOAJEOWAJEPOAJWEPAJ YOU TRICKED ME WITH YOUR DERP FACE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST
WHY
I CAN'T
/flips a table
ALSO I REGRET RECOMMENDING THIS TO MY 13 YR OLD NIECE XD
i thought it was going to be a cute anime like Shugo Chara...
I WAS DEAD WRONG
ejwaoejaojeowajejeajpea
Edit: ALSO I REGRET LOVING KYUBI
OJOAJEOWAJEPOAJWEPAJ YOU TRICKED ME WITH YOUR DERP FACE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Topaz is holding a raffle
Posted 12 years ago
topazfox is holding a raffle with her new cute cabbit characterJournal here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4350968/
Check her out
Posted 12 years agoGo check out
enaya-thewhitewolfen
her gallery is absolutely beautiful
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....hewhitewolfen/ go go watch now
also she's hosting free sketches right now http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4383594/
enaya-thewhitewolfen her gallery is absolutely beautiful
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....hewhitewolfen/ go go watch now
also she's hosting free sketches right now http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4383594/
Thank you~
Posted 12 years agoThank you so much for the watches and faves recently, I haven't been able to jump on everyone's page and leave a comment but I do want you guys to know I appreciate them <3
So thank you =)
So thank you =)
SNOW
Posted 12 years agoyup it's snowing up here. i'm freezing my ass off and it's windy which is worse D:
I hate weather channel..calling it snowstorm q...fuck your names -flips table-
I hate that they're naming storms now..NO
but yeah here is a picture of me in the snow:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/p53u75csv.....a/CAM00068.jpg
Video of the snow: https://www.dropbox.com/s/onr5ww2r2.....0/CAM00062.mp4
I hate weather channel..calling it snowstorm q...fuck your names -flips table-
I hate that they're naming storms now..NO
but yeah here is a picture of me in the snow:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/p53u75csv.....a/CAM00068.jpg
Video of the snow: https://www.dropbox.com/s/onr5ww2r2.....0/CAM00062.mp4
Still Working
Posted 12 years agoI'm still working on that big pony project i'm doing
so much work on it x-x a few have seen it and know why I'm taking so long lol
I'm sorry if it's something you don't like, it's the only pony picture I'm going to draw probably.
also like 2 more christmas pictures I'm trying to finish up, the raffle picture i'm working on and I should be home free after that~
so much work on it x-x a few have seen it and know why I'm taking so long lol
I'm sorry if it's something you don't like, it's the only pony picture I'm going to draw probably.
also like 2 more christmas pictures I'm trying to finish up, the raffle picture i'm working on and I should be home free after that~
APPARENTLY
Posted 12 years agoMy weaknesses are cats and Michelle...
WTF XD
why do i love kitty girls and Michelle so much?
WHY?
D:
WTF XD
why do i love kitty girls and Michelle so much?
WHY?
D:
Slow
Posted 12 years agoSorry for the slowness~
I haven't been able to draw cause I started working with my mom and been really busy
I will upload stuff soon, i promise!
But yeah, sorry for no updates.
I haven't been able to draw cause I started working with my mom and been really busy
I will upload stuff soon, i promise!
But yeah, sorry for no updates.
Happy Valentine's Day (another journal lol)
Posted 12 years agoYup yup Happy v-day guys~
I have some art I was going to post up but I'm gonna wait a lil longer 'till I finish this one big piece.
But thank you for joining the stream last time, I had so much fun~
Anyways wishing you a Happy V-day and hope everyone is eating lots of chocolates and happy!
Even if you're single (like me) just love your friends and family!
So from my heart to yours...Happy valentine's day~ <33333
I LOVE YOU ALL <3 <3 <3 <3
special shoutouts to those I love so so so so much:











I love you guys so much <3
also..I love everyone else too~ these are at the top of my head though
I have some art I was going to post up but I'm gonna wait a lil longer 'till I finish this one big piece.
But thank you for joining the stream last time, I had so much fun~
Anyways wishing you a Happy V-day and hope everyone is eating lots of chocolates and happy!
Even if you're single (like me) just love your friends and family!
So from my heart to yours...Happy valentine's day~ <33333
I LOVE YOU ALL <3 <3 <3 <3
special shoutouts to those I love so so so so much:











I love you guys so much <3
also..I love everyone else too~ these are at the top of my head though
Livestream is pissing me off
Posted 13 years agoI tried to go to broadcast and it keeps sending me to their stupid store and downloads. Do i have to download their dumb thing now or what?
what the hell?
what the hell?
ARTWORK
Posted 13 years agoIT'S INCOMING (NOT RIGHT NOW BUT LATER) , PREPARE YOUR INBOXES~
BWUAHAHAHA
(one will be pony so i'm sorry ;-; )
BWUAHAHAHA
(one will be pony so i'm sorry ;-; )
Homestuck
Posted 13 years agoSo I recently began to continue this series out of sheer curiosity and will.
Back then I started to hate it cause I didn't get it at all and it was just too long but I guess reading it again with fresh eyes I can officially say...
I love Homestuck
I'm not too far in it, just act 3 but omg I don't know what got me hooked (-cough- dave -cough- ). So yes i'm officially a homestuck fan, please excuse me while I try to catch up to the fandom xD
My favorite characters so far are Dave and Jade~
Freaking love Dave to death and I think Jade is cute with her furry tendencies xD
Back then I started to hate it cause I didn't get it at all and it was just too long but I guess reading it again with fresh eyes I can officially say...
I love Homestuck
I'm not too far in it, just act 3 but omg I don't know what got me hooked (-cough- dave -cough- ). So yes i'm officially a homestuck fan, please excuse me while I try to catch up to the fandom xD
My favorite characters so far are Dave and Jade~
Freaking love Dave to death and I think Jade is cute with her furry tendencies xD
Certified
Posted 13 years agoDRIVER
that's right
I PASSED MY DRIVER'S TEST
I GOT A LICENSE!
WOO and with only 2 hours of experience xD
I'M AMAZING YEAH!
TIME TO GO EVERYWHERE
that's right
I PASSED MY DRIVER'S TEST
I GOT A LICENSE!
WOO and with only 2 hours of experience xD
I'M AMAZING YEAH!
TIME TO GO EVERYWHERE
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