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Posted 10 years agoI haven't done a furry survey in a long time, but this seemed fun~
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18292106/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18292106/
Art and character thiefs
Posted 10 years agoSeems this is still an issue... which is horrible. A friend of mine, a lombax, has been having a problem with this guy, https://www.f-list.net/c/blu%20lombax impersonating him on F-List, claiming to be him and using his art. I was just linked to his profile again today, as he's using one of my pictures as reference now, my Group Nap pic, https://www.furaffinity.net/view/13408772/. I've send him a note requesting he removes the links to this art as I own the rights to it, and reported him to the F-List staff. I hope they are willing to take a stand on this issue finally, as by not acting on it they are activly encouraging art and character theft. Our characters are our intellectual property, and they represent us, they are what we want, what we need, what we desire, and what we are afraid to tell other people. Stealing them just for a quick hookup or role play is highly inapproprate and needs to be actively frowned upon by the entire community.
Zero is the best
Posted 10 years agoMy name is mojo and zero is the best dog ever... wait no hes a bun...
Post FCN
Posted 13 years agoWas a great con, as expected. First con I've spent with my love, that was amazing. Lots of people that I haven't seen in a very long time, lots of new friends. Spent an asston of money, bought food, art, booze and other crazy things. FCN will be the only con I go to ever year as long as they hold it, even after I move away, I will come back for this. I don't think life could be any better now, and I'm the happiest I've ever been. Thanks FCN staff and attendees. <3
FCN
Posted 13 years agoYea, skunk is totally here. I could use some buddies at this con too, so hit me up, I'll be on aim and skype and the like on my phone, so drop a line. :)
LARP
Posted 14 years agoIs way more fun than I expected. Played Alliance this weekend at Camp Kiwanis... and holy crap. I'm sore, still feel like hell but so amazingly awesome. I need to make this a regular thing. :3
Path...
Posted 14 years agoReal job, check. Next working on real life. I've got a few weeks of 'training' before I work my schedule, then I will be only working 3 days and 4 days a week, which will give me more time for real life. Very excited...
Just 7 days...
Posted 14 years agoThen real life begins... I look forward to it, things will be better. Life will be better. After a short time, I'll be able to do the things I've been trying to do for the last 10 years. Finally stability.
Mmm...
Posted 14 years agoThere is nothing like waking up next to the one you love.
Friday
Posted 14 years agoFriday, gotta get down on friday. I'm so looking forward to this weekend. Lover coming over, gotta clean a bit, going to try and cook some thing... hopefully I don't kill anyone. Who could ask for more?
No Subject
Posted 14 years agoEverything has beauty, sometimes you have to look beyond the exterior to see it.
FCN 2011
Posted 14 years agoI'm so looking forward to this, my first vacation in a very long time. I have 5 days at the hotel, Thursday through Monday, and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. No work phone calls, no responsibilities, just 5 days with good friends, 5 days to meet new friends, 5 days of hanging out, drinking booze, smoking cigarettes, and noming foods. You guys know how to find me, make sure to drop me a line if you're going. I'm going to work now, bye!
Overworked
Posted 14 years agoYou know, I've been working 7 days a week since October. I try not to complain too much, I tell myself I'm doing it for a good reason. It is a good reason, extra money for taxes, for FCN, and to pay down some credit cards. Still... not having any real time for myself is starting to wear me down, I've noticed I'm more snappy, less interested, and all around eh. I'm going to try and last till the end of April, it will put me right on track and where I need to be if the worst happens, and if not, I'll be in even better shape.
I'm going to go do errands and eat food now, then work at Pete's tonight 6pm to 2am, then tomorrow 10am to 6pm. See you guys next time. :)
I'm going to go do errands and eat food now, then work at Pete's tonight 6pm to 2am, then tomorrow 10am to 6pm. See you guys next time. :)
Hmm.
Posted 14 years agoGetting old is interesting.
Om
Posted 15 years agonom nom coffee.
Cock meme.
Posted 15 years ago1) How big is your penis?
Like 6 and half sounds about right.
2) How thick is your penis?
2.5 diameter.
3) Do you have foreskin?
Yes, a lot.
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Little curve.
5) If it curves which way?
Up and to the left a little.
6) Does it grow hair?
Yes. D:
7) Do you shave yours?
Trim, shaving would just look odd.
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Sag a little, but tighter than most.
9) Have you ever pierced it?
I would love to some day.
10) If so with what?
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Boxers mostly, though boxer briefs on occasion.
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Duh, what else would it touch?
13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
Maybe.... :P
14) Does your penis have a name?
No.
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
What is the point of having it if you don't share?
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Yes.
17) Will you post this up for everyone to repost
Sure.
Like 6 and half sounds about right.
2) How thick is your penis?
2.5 diameter.
3) Do you have foreskin?
Yes, a lot.
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Little curve.
5) If it curves which way?
Up and to the left a little.
6) Does it grow hair?
Yes. D:
7) Do you shave yours?
Trim, shaving would just look odd.
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Sag a little, but tighter than most.
9) Have you ever pierced it?
I would love to some day.
10) If so with what?
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Boxers mostly, though boxer briefs on occasion.
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Duh, what else would it touch?
13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
Maybe.... :P
14) Does your penis have a name?
No.
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
What is the point of having it if you don't share?
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Yes.
17) Will you post this up for everyone to repost
Sure.
Squeak.
Posted 15 years agoThat is all.
Age meme
Posted 15 years agoThe Age Meme:
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up. (Ehm... I really don't know who couldn't, heh...)
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Fuck Starbucks...)
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick. (What does this have to do with age...? I've been able to touch-type since I was twelve or so... not that it's any big accomplishment or anything...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party. (...The fuck? Is this some judeoislamoxian thing, or...?)
[] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (No, but I have realized that you are full of shit by now. Corporate cunt.)
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR
Grand Total: 27
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up. (Ehm... I really don't know who couldn't, heh...)
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Fuck Starbucks...)
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick. (What does this have to do with age...? I've been able to touch-type since I was twelve or so... not that it's any big accomplishment or anything...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party. (...The fuck? Is this some judeoislamoxian thing, or...?)
[] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (No, but I have realized that you are full of shit by now. Corporate cunt.)
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR
Grand Total: 27
Birthday
Posted 15 years agoYep, getting that much closer to death. Come have a beer with me later, it'll be a good time.
Furry achevement list.
Posted 16 years ago"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yes [No for Blotch though.]
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [Sadly no.]
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes [Oh yes, several.]
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [Hah, took me 3 years go get 1,000.]
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes [Bah, that one is easy.]
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [A few.]
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Please]
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Another given.]
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Loves me some artists.]
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [If I removed my friends from highschool I wouldn't though.]
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [I don't wanna talk about it.]
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yeah [Easiest way to stay connected]
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Required]
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [More clean than porn.]
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: No [No way in hell.]
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Buy one at every con.]
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [I have little shame.]
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No [Too old to play FPS]
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [I don't wanna talk about it.]
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [I love my friends.]
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Yes.]
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay. (10)
Completed?: Yes [Yes.]
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [We all go though the phase.]
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [We do.]
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Yes.]
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Once.]
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Not in a serious manner though.]
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger. (10 <<)
Completed?: Yes [Doesn't everyone?]
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Everyone has to.]
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Nothing to be ashamed of.]
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Duh.]
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Eww, vaginas.]
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Not interested.]
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [I've done 1 other.]
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Zer0-]
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yes [No for Blotch though.]
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [Sadly no.]
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes [Oh yes, several.]
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [Hah, took me 3 years go get 1,000.]
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes [Bah, that one is easy.]
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [A few.]
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Please]
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Another given.]
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Loves me some artists.]
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [If I removed my friends from highschool I wouldn't though.]
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [I don't wanna talk about it.]
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yeah [Easiest way to stay connected]
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Required]
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [More clean than porn.]
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: No [No way in hell.]
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Buy one at every con.]
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [I have little shame.]
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No [Too old to play FPS]
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [I don't wanna talk about it.]
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [I love my friends.]
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Yes.]
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay. (10)
Completed?: Yes [Yes.]
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [We all go though the phase.]
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [We do.]
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Yes.]
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Once.]
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Not in a serious manner though.]
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger. (10 <<)
Completed?: Yes [Doesn't everyone?]
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Everyone has to.]
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Nothing to be ashamed of.]
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Duh.]
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Eww, vaginas.]
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Not interested.]
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [I've done 1 other.]
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Zer0-]
My Fine Is $765.60
Posted 16 years agoSmoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
New year
Posted 16 years agoAnd all that jazz.
I've Done 91 of the 120 stupidest things.
Posted 16 years agoTaken from 
kibblepup.
Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 16
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 45
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 57
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 59
Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 61
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 64
Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 67
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 70
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 72
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 76
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 81
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 85
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 89
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 91
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
kibblepup.Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 16
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 45
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 57
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 59
Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 61
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 64
Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 67
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 70
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 72
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 76
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 81
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 85
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 89
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 91
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
Party?
Posted 17 years agoI might have a party at my place near the end of the month. Donno yet though.
My Bar Tab is $4770
Posted 17 years agoThe only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
