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Posted 13 years agoThis is just so I can get my thoughts down on something.
Military women breast feeding in active duty in uniform in PUBLIC
I don't support it due to common sense.
In any job you have to act proffessional.That means keeping your home life seperate from your work life.
In ANY job you get they wouldn't just let you take your baby to work.Its a HUGE distraction and takes a lot from productivity.
It also affects how people see you.No one can take you seriously if they picture you with your tits out and a baby on it.
There is always bottle feeding.I am all for that.Everyone in the military makes sacrifices.This should be one of them.Leave your kid at home with a nanny or something.BE PROFFESSIONAL.
When you wear that uniform you represent your country.It isn't about you anymore.It's about the image you represent when you serve your country.Your fellow soldiers shouldn't lose their concentration cause they picture you with your boobs out.If you have no choice atleast be discrete about it.
Its NOT proffessional.
Military women breast feeding in active duty in uniform in PUBLIC
I don't support it due to common sense.
In any job you have to act proffessional.That means keeping your home life seperate from your work life.
In ANY job you get they wouldn't just let you take your baby to work.Its a HUGE distraction and takes a lot from productivity.
It also affects how people see you.No one can take you seriously if they picture you with your tits out and a baby on it.
There is always bottle feeding.I am all for that.Everyone in the military makes sacrifices.This should be one of them.Leave your kid at home with a nanny or something.BE PROFFESSIONAL.
When you wear that uniform you represent your country.It isn't about you anymore.It's about the image you represent when you serve your country.Your fellow soldiers shouldn't lose their concentration cause they picture you with your boobs out.If you have no choice atleast be discrete about it.
Its NOT proffessional.
Contest winners
Posted 13 years agoSorry guys.I been busy with work lately.I'll be sure to get you your sketches still though.I apologize once again.
Orgy sketch delayed
Posted 13 years agoOkay...Not enough people applied for this.Too many dicks on the dance floor bro.Only 3 girls and a bunch of dudes..I'll figure something out but for the meantime I'm going to keep the original applicants here for future reference.I'll get more applicants before I start working on this though.I'll still pick the 4 winners for the free sketch though for now.
Freebies
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3264725/
^Go thar buddies
^Go thar buddies
Xylei Character sheet
Posted 13 years agoName:Xylei Ravia
Class:Assassin
Age:21
Rank:
Gender:Female
Homeworld:Hive
Divination:"Trust in your fear"+2Ag +1 Fate
Weight:60kg
Build:Fit
Height:1.65m
Quirk:Electoo
Thrones:139
WS [3]4
BS [3]8
S [3]3
T [1]8
Ag [3]7
Int [2]8
Per [3]2
Fel [3]7
Wounds:14
Wounds taken:
Wounds left:
Fate:4
Used:
Burned:
XP
XP spent:400
Guns:
Compact Las pistol 26
1D10+2E
1clip
Autogun 18
1D10+3I
1clip
Stub Automatic 7
1D10+3I
Equip:
[Head]
[Body]
[L Arm]
[R Arm]
[Body]
[Legs]
Black Bodyglove
Charm[corpse hair]
Knife 1D5R
Sword 1D10R
Stimm [3]
For roleplay purposes
Class:Assassin
Age:21
Rank:
Gender:Female
Homeworld:Hive
Divination:"Trust in your fear"+2Ag +1 Fate
Weight:60kg
Build:Fit
Height:1.65m
Quirk:Electoo
Thrones:139
WS [3]4
BS [3]8
S [3]3
T [1]8
Ag [3]7
Int [2]8
Per [3]2
Fel [3]7
Wounds:14
Wounds taken:
Wounds left:
Fate:4
Used:
Burned:
XP
XP spent:400
Guns:
Compact Las pistol 26
1D10+2E
1clip
Autogun 18
1D10+3I
1clip
Stub Automatic 7
1D10+3I
Equip:
[Head]
[Body]
[L Arm]
[R Arm]
[Body]
[Legs]
Black Bodyglove
Charm[corpse hair]
Knife 1D5R
Sword 1D10R
Stimm [3]
For roleplay purposes
Roleplaying games
Posted 13 years agoHas anyone ever played a decent roleplaying game?When are they going to start coming out with any good ones?
First off lets get it out there...
Pokemon is NOT a roleplaying game.
Roleplaying implies you are playing a role.But you don't in pokemon.You just train pokemon under the guidance of yourself with no options.
If you're playing a roleplaying game you should be left with some fucking choices.
Not just...Oh here are 4 attacks you can choose from.NO!That's not roleplaying.
Dungeons and Dragons.Dark Heresy.Warhammer.THOSE are roleplaying.Sure be it a game you have to use statistics and dice for,but those are fucking fun.Whats with the new generation and their roleplaying?
-kills you-...THATS FUCKING IT!?Theres no elaboration or anything?I dont even get to defend myself?Well,society,I find your logic to be bullshit.
If you're going to roleplay do it good or not at all.And I'm tired of all these first person roleplays.If I wanted to roleplay myself I'd fucking dress up and go outside and with a firey tennis balls and throw it at people.
I am very passionate about roleplaying.These new people though need to learn how to roleplay though.What happened to character sheets?Things that defined your character to certain rules of engagement?Without a persona of their own your character just falls into the category of fucking nothing.I dont wanna play with a fucking nothing.Get out of here!It sounds douchebaggy of me,but I hate when you actually try to roleplay and the other person is like...DURR~!! 2 sentences.Its like...dude...I just created a scenario we can play through together in an epic journey and you aren't fucking contributing at all.
Then there are those people that want to cyber too much...Yeah not EVERYTHING has to be about your dick.You sack of shit.I fucking hate you so much...Like c'mon now.I like roleplaying an action adventure.Something where you can travel the galaxies and explore new places.Do the impossible with your fucking imagination,but when everything leads to the same thing...THATS BORING!That's not interesting at all.
Some favored roleplaying games would be known as Final Fantasy.Well,to be honest recently final fantasy has lost its touch to being a roleplaying game.Once again you don't get choices.When you're limited to what you do its not roleplaying.Its just game.Final Fantasy is a great Game,but its not a fucking roleplaying game.I admit the others were though.They had alternate endings where as sometimes the outcome is different if you chose to do certain things or not do certain things.Like in X 2 you can either get the shitty ending or the good one.
A good roleplaying game would have to be like Fable or Skyrim or even Mass Effect.THOSE are roleplaying.You get to make decisions that affect the future gameplay.YOU choose the fate of your character and those around with your decisions.THATS a fucking roleplay.
I'm not trying to be a douche,but if you're going to half ass a roleplay I don't even wanna play.I don't even want to engage into it.Contribute to the storyline.If you're not intersted in it enough to try then why do you bother?That's like if we were kids and we were all playing PowerRangers and you decide you want to be a lion...HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!It doesn't.And DONT make these ridiculous over powered characters either.I'm tired of these..."Oh yeah they have like super powers beyond that of a mortals and they're gods"
THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT!Dont play an omnipotent being.Thats gay.I rather stick a broom stick up my anus while swallowing a rhinocerous dick instead of play a game with such an OP butthole.
Would YOU play a game with a overpowered opponent?NO!Cause then the game gets fucking impossible.
Would you play a game with an overpowered partner?NO!Cause then the douche can do anything and everything you do is insignificant and pointless.
Get a medium.Play a character that you can develope and has certain traits that define them.
I'm not trying to say you have to put a whole lot of effort into roleplaying.My biggest issue is no effort in the developement of a story.If you're just bullshitting in forums thats cool and all.I don't care,but when you roleplay in a group in a campaign its like...Okay lets be more logical.
I'm not saying everything has to be hyper realistic.That everything you do has to be scientifically proven.What I'm saying is let it make some god damn sense.Give us a god damn back story atleast so we know where the fuck you get your stupid lazer beam eyes or your super powered ass of doom.Or whatever you fucking power may be so that it makes sense when you use these skills in a fantasy game.
First off lets get it out there...
Pokemon is NOT a roleplaying game.
Roleplaying implies you are playing a role.But you don't in pokemon.You just train pokemon under the guidance of yourself with no options.
If you're playing a roleplaying game you should be left with some fucking choices.
Not just...Oh here are 4 attacks you can choose from.NO!That's not roleplaying.
Dungeons and Dragons.Dark Heresy.Warhammer.THOSE are roleplaying.Sure be it a game you have to use statistics and dice for,but those are fucking fun.Whats with the new generation and their roleplaying?
-kills you-...THATS FUCKING IT!?Theres no elaboration or anything?I dont even get to defend myself?Well,society,I find your logic to be bullshit.
If you're going to roleplay do it good or not at all.And I'm tired of all these first person roleplays.If I wanted to roleplay myself I'd fucking dress up and go outside and with a firey tennis balls and throw it at people.
I am very passionate about roleplaying.These new people though need to learn how to roleplay though.What happened to character sheets?Things that defined your character to certain rules of engagement?Without a persona of their own your character just falls into the category of fucking nothing.I dont wanna play with a fucking nothing.Get out of here!It sounds douchebaggy of me,but I hate when you actually try to roleplay and the other person is like...DURR~!! 2 sentences.Its like...dude...I just created a scenario we can play through together in an epic journey and you aren't fucking contributing at all.
Then there are those people that want to cyber too much...Yeah not EVERYTHING has to be about your dick.You sack of shit.I fucking hate you so much...Like c'mon now.I like roleplaying an action adventure.Something where you can travel the galaxies and explore new places.Do the impossible with your fucking imagination,but when everything leads to the same thing...THATS BORING!That's not interesting at all.
Some favored roleplaying games would be known as Final Fantasy.Well,to be honest recently final fantasy has lost its touch to being a roleplaying game.Once again you don't get choices.When you're limited to what you do its not roleplaying.Its just game.Final Fantasy is a great Game,but its not a fucking roleplaying game.I admit the others were though.They had alternate endings where as sometimes the outcome is different if you chose to do certain things or not do certain things.Like in X 2 you can either get the shitty ending or the good one.
A good roleplaying game would have to be like Fable or Skyrim or even Mass Effect.THOSE are roleplaying.You get to make decisions that affect the future gameplay.YOU choose the fate of your character and those around with your decisions.THATS a fucking roleplay.
I'm not trying to be a douche,but if you're going to half ass a roleplay I don't even wanna play.I don't even want to engage into it.Contribute to the storyline.If you're not intersted in it enough to try then why do you bother?That's like if we were kids and we were all playing PowerRangers and you decide you want to be a lion...HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!It doesn't.And DONT make these ridiculous over powered characters either.I'm tired of these..."Oh yeah they have like super powers beyond that of a mortals and they're gods"
THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT!Dont play an omnipotent being.Thats gay.I rather stick a broom stick up my anus while swallowing a rhinocerous dick instead of play a game with such an OP butthole.
Would YOU play a game with a overpowered opponent?NO!Cause then the game gets fucking impossible.
Would you play a game with an overpowered partner?NO!Cause then the douche can do anything and everything you do is insignificant and pointless.
Get a medium.Play a character that you can develope and has certain traits that define them.
I'm not trying to say you have to put a whole lot of effort into roleplaying.My biggest issue is no effort in the developement of a story.If you're just bullshitting in forums thats cool and all.I don't care,but when you roleplay in a group in a campaign its like...Okay lets be more logical.
I'm not saying everything has to be hyper realistic.That everything you do has to be scientifically proven.What I'm saying is let it make some god damn sense.Give us a god damn back story atleast so we know where the fuck you get your stupid lazer beam eyes or your super powered ass of doom.Or whatever you fucking power may be so that it makes sense when you use these skills in a fantasy game.
Dead Island Final Assessment(Spoilers)
Posted 13 years agoSo everyone knows the basis of Dead Island.If you never heard of Dead Island its a video game for all platforms except wii of course.Cause who wants to play the fucking wii?I'll delve into that later though.Of course Dead Island is EXACTLY how it sounds.You're on an island and EVERYONE is dead.Except for you of course.You and 3 other people are the only ones with immunities.Its like you're the only ones wearing condoms in an orgy.Well,of course you get a speaker box telling you everywhere you need to go as a tutorial.Which is pretty cool.There is no one going over the 4th barrier of the story.
Like those shitty Zelda tutorials where they're like..."PRESS AND HOLD THE(whatever the fuck the wii buttons are) TO CHARGE YOUR SWORD!
Its like...Wtf.So every character knows that this is a video game and your character is the only dumbass to care what happens in virtual space..
You might as well just quit and be like....Well if thats the case fuck this.You're going to respawn if I reset anyways.Theres no fucking point in fighting ganon anymore.
But I strayed too far from the topic.The tutorials are brought up to you by little messages that pop up on the top or the bottom screen,idk what way it is for each system.If you can move it or not,but anyways.So you get to a bungalow to find out everyone is australian and the only americans are the quarterback the rapper and...maybe the asian?
This game seems pretty solid in the plot you're trying to get off the island infested with zombies right?Well,you're right.
Gameplay wise?
THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT COVERED IN GOLD SPRINKLES!Everything just fucking runs up behind you.Not to mention for a zombie game its not scary at all.You can fucking spot these zombies a mile away its so fucking bright.The entire game is spent in the DAYTIME.Every now and then it rains,but its NEVER night.Like the developers can make weather changes but they're too fucking lazy to make it night?Just fucking change the lighting and put a few dots in the sky for stars,but no...they want to scare you in sunny skies and beaches.The anticipation of watching slow ass zombies inch their way to you.Oh shit.Dont fucking just run past them!That's impossible when there are huge gaps inbetween them.Every now and then you'll get someone pop out of a bush.Thats the only time you'll be scared,but they take away the fear when your character can just turn around,punch them in the face and pretty much says,SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOMBIE!Honestly,the puzzles are more challenging than the zombies.
Not to mention you have to repair shit ALL the time.I shit you not.You can kill a good 10 people and your weapon is broken.I understand they were going for realism,but how do you break a fucking crowbar?Its just a hunk of solid metal.The likely hood of someone breaking a crowbar in real life is just impossible.Especially when you're using it to bash skulls in.A skull isn't going to even dent this thing IRL.I guess if you were tom and jerry this kind of shit were possible.When you fucking hit these shit head zombies their head imprint will be left on the bar like a good ol' cartoon
Another thing that bothered me about this game was multiplayer...DONT FUCKING DO IT!Don't join someone online until you beat the game yourself.The reason I say this..and I say this with the most deepest sincerities...Its a fucking trap.I gaurantee they will fuck up the game for you.Half the time you get an asshole that loot steals from all your kills.Not to mention they can fuck up your storyline.No joke.They can.Its a new form of trolling warfare and these fucks brought out the atomic shit.If your new found squadmates are ahead of the game from you they can progress you to their story.Which means you lose YOUR fucking story.THATS BULLSHIT!You get locked out of quests from this crap.You shouldn't be put in qeue with people farther ahead of you.That means this game is a spoiler in itself.
Throwing weapons
Throwing your weapons is the shit.Its better than masturbation.If you go down one of the trees you unlock an ability called boomerang which allows you to get your weapon back from throwing it without having to pick it up.But sometimes it doesn't make sense.You can throw a bat and somehow it'll find itself back to you.You might as well stand on a car and keep chucking.
But doesnt throwing take away the challenge?
Yes,yes it does.This game has gotten bad reviews before from this.The game is WAY too fucking easy.If you climb a car then the only zombie that can reach you is the runners but you don't run into them too often and a kick will knock their asses back down.To compensate for this fuck up developers made it so your enemies are either the same lvl as you or higher.But this doesn't resolve a single thing.You might as well have a pile of shit in the middle of the room and the developers instead of resolving the issue decide to just spray it with febreeze...YEAH!That helps the shit is still there but atleast it smells better.I can't wait for an actual zombie attack.I'll fucking hop on a car and I'll be invincible.
Ending sucks
The plot was all good until you get to the end.The missions are MUCH more difficult.Its more of a challenge.You know?Like an ACTUAL GAME.
Anyways,in the end NOTHING gets resolved.You keep wondering well,what started the zombie plague?Why are we the only ones with immunities?Well too fucking bad.There is no answer.Only speculation.It might be the government...It might be a prisoner..Who the fuck knows...I certainly don't.
This game is just fucking ridiculous.If you like zombie games with bad endings and no effort this is your game.As for me I'm glad I didn't buy it.The hype it got isn't worth it.Left4Dead was more intense than this.You know why?THE ZOMBIES WERE ACTUALLY CHALLENGING!
Like those shitty Zelda tutorials where they're like..."PRESS AND HOLD THE(whatever the fuck the wii buttons are) TO CHARGE YOUR SWORD!
Its like...Wtf.So every character knows that this is a video game and your character is the only dumbass to care what happens in virtual space..
You might as well just quit and be like....Well if thats the case fuck this.You're going to respawn if I reset anyways.Theres no fucking point in fighting ganon anymore.
But I strayed too far from the topic.The tutorials are brought up to you by little messages that pop up on the top or the bottom screen,idk what way it is for each system.If you can move it or not,but anyways.So you get to a bungalow to find out everyone is australian and the only americans are the quarterback the rapper and...maybe the asian?
This game seems pretty solid in the plot you're trying to get off the island infested with zombies right?Well,you're right.
Gameplay wise?
THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT COVERED IN GOLD SPRINKLES!Everything just fucking runs up behind you.Not to mention for a zombie game its not scary at all.You can fucking spot these zombies a mile away its so fucking bright.The entire game is spent in the DAYTIME.Every now and then it rains,but its NEVER night.Like the developers can make weather changes but they're too fucking lazy to make it night?Just fucking change the lighting and put a few dots in the sky for stars,but no...they want to scare you in sunny skies and beaches.The anticipation of watching slow ass zombies inch their way to you.Oh shit.Dont fucking just run past them!That's impossible when there are huge gaps inbetween them.Every now and then you'll get someone pop out of a bush.Thats the only time you'll be scared,but they take away the fear when your character can just turn around,punch them in the face and pretty much says,SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOMBIE!Honestly,the puzzles are more challenging than the zombies.
Not to mention you have to repair shit ALL the time.I shit you not.You can kill a good 10 people and your weapon is broken.I understand they were going for realism,but how do you break a fucking crowbar?Its just a hunk of solid metal.The likely hood of someone breaking a crowbar in real life is just impossible.Especially when you're using it to bash skulls in.A skull isn't going to even dent this thing IRL.I guess if you were tom and jerry this kind of shit were possible.When you fucking hit these shit head zombies their head imprint will be left on the bar like a good ol' cartoon
Another thing that bothered me about this game was multiplayer...DONT FUCKING DO IT!Don't join someone online until you beat the game yourself.The reason I say this..and I say this with the most deepest sincerities...Its a fucking trap.I gaurantee they will fuck up the game for you.Half the time you get an asshole that loot steals from all your kills.Not to mention they can fuck up your storyline.No joke.They can.Its a new form of trolling warfare and these fucks brought out the atomic shit.If your new found squadmates are ahead of the game from you they can progress you to their story.Which means you lose YOUR fucking story.THATS BULLSHIT!You get locked out of quests from this crap.You shouldn't be put in qeue with people farther ahead of you.That means this game is a spoiler in itself.
Throwing weapons
Throwing your weapons is the shit.Its better than masturbation.If you go down one of the trees you unlock an ability called boomerang which allows you to get your weapon back from throwing it without having to pick it up.But sometimes it doesn't make sense.You can throw a bat and somehow it'll find itself back to you.You might as well stand on a car and keep chucking.
But doesnt throwing take away the challenge?
Yes,yes it does.This game has gotten bad reviews before from this.The game is WAY too fucking easy.If you climb a car then the only zombie that can reach you is the runners but you don't run into them too often and a kick will knock their asses back down.To compensate for this fuck up developers made it so your enemies are either the same lvl as you or higher.But this doesn't resolve a single thing.You might as well have a pile of shit in the middle of the room and the developers instead of resolving the issue decide to just spray it with febreeze...YEAH!That helps the shit is still there but atleast it smells better.I can't wait for an actual zombie attack.I'll fucking hop on a car and I'll be invincible.
Ending sucks
The plot was all good until you get to the end.The missions are MUCH more difficult.Its more of a challenge.You know?Like an ACTUAL GAME.
Anyways,in the end NOTHING gets resolved.You keep wondering well,what started the zombie plague?Why are we the only ones with immunities?Well too fucking bad.There is no answer.Only speculation.It might be the government...It might be a prisoner..Who the fuck knows...I certainly don't.
This game is just fucking ridiculous.If you like zombie games with bad endings and no effort this is your game.As for me I'm glad I didn't buy it.The hype it got isn't worth it.Left4Dead was more intense than this.You know why?THE ZOMBIES WERE ACTUALLY CHALLENGING!
MW3 Final Assessment
Posted 13 years agoOkay.As many of my watchers might know I posted earlier how I was giving MW3 a second chance on the xbox360.
Well,I did.And it still sucks.I have to say this is the shittiest maps I've ever laid eyes on.Theres no fucking cover.No matter where you go you can't take a breather to reload without getting shot at.I can adapt to this pretty easily,but its just so fucking constant that it doesn't make for a very fluent playthrough.You're just constantly shooting or running away.
I mean even the lag time is fucking ridiculous.And this isn't just for MW3 its for almost ALL Call of booty.Getting put in a match with a shitty host is just god awful.Honsetly the game would be much more enjoyable if you weren't put in with horrible hosts.You can have the best connection in the world and it doesn't mean shit if your host has the crapiest connection.If that were the case why doesn't it choose the person with the BEST connection to host everytime?This lagging in the middle of a firefight is getting old.
The thing I loved about the other CoD is the leveling systems.They weren't complicated.You lvl up you get more guns.last game was a bit different.You lvl up and buy your guns.That was pretty cool,but now its all fucked up.EVERYTHING has a lvl.This piece of shit doesn't make sense sometimes.Like what's the point in you leveling up when your guns are still shit?There are just TOO many fucking levels.It complicates things and fucks everything up.
Shooter games are meant to be simple.You shoot shit and survive.Well,fucking survival is right up there next to impossible if you have no where to cover.And I don't mean like those campers.That just pisses me the fuck off.I HATE when you go to one room and this guy is there the entire match.What a puss.But I mean like have atleast something to cover your fucking heads from predator missles.I swear those things go off like every 5 seconds.I understand the game takes away a lot of the camping spots but they took away too many over head covers.There are some maps that if you're in the center you're fucked.There is nowhere to run.You see a predator missil the only thing you can do is shit your pants and hope it goes for someone else,but thats fucking stupid cause you always have some retards following you everywhere you go.
Another thing that bothers me has to be the way you die sometimes.You'll watch the killcam and the guy that kills you MISSES the entire time.Or you'll shoot them and they wont fucking die.I know they have the flak jackets,but if you unload an entire clip in someone they should die.Especially in the head.There should be a rule on this shit.If you get shot in the head you explode...thats it.You just fucking explode.I can't tell you how many times I've shot first.Got all the hit markers and somehow they kill me first.That doesn't make any sense at all.And when you're sniping and you shoot and get killed at the same time...well if your sniper makes the god damn noise that its firing then you should still get the kill or atleast get a hit marker.It doesnt make sense that the gun makes the sound its going off and doesnt fire a god damn thing.Did I pick up the only fucking gun filled with nerf darts or something?It might aswell this useless piece of shit.Why don't I just carry pillows around?Yeah that'll be fun.Let the feathers fucking fly.
This game is a god damn cheat.I can't tell you how fucking retarded this game can get.It's so god damn frustrating its like puking on a pile of dog shit.Yeah thats fucking fun.So pretty much when you're lvling up you need to specialize in a gun from the beginning and even when you don't fucking train a gun your shitty gun wont have attatchments to be more profficient.But lets get this straight..How do you lvl a gun?I guess you can lvl your skill with the gun,but thats not the case.You have to lvl to get equipment which implies you aren't training to get better with the gun.You're training to get attachments so you can get better with the gun.Which brings me round about.Why do you have to level every single fucking thing?
Now not everything in this game I think is bad
Spec ops survival.Now that was fucking sheer brilliance.Whoever thought this up was a god damn genious.Love the co op.Love the cash system and I totally am all for those new streaks you can just buy.Its NOTHING like the multiplayer on live.This shit is just legit.I love it.If this thing were a person I'd suck this things cock or tits or whatever.Spec ops has improved and its going in a good direction.It gives you simple instructions.Kill shit.The best part is you get to have a bit of downtime.You can actually fucking reload your guns without being paranoid about everything.
Well,I did.And it still sucks.I have to say this is the shittiest maps I've ever laid eyes on.Theres no fucking cover.No matter where you go you can't take a breather to reload without getting shot at.I can adapt to this pretty easily,but its just so fucking constant that it doesn't make for a very fluent playthrough.You're just constantly shooting or running away.
I mean even the lag time is fucking ridiculous.And this isn't just for MW3 its for almost ALL Call of booty.Getting put in a match with a shitty host is just god awful.Honsetly the game would be much more enjoyable if you weren't put in with horrible hosts.You can have the best connection in the world and it doesn't mean shit if your host has the crapiest connection.If that were the case why doesn't it choose the person with the BEST connection to host everytime?This lagging in the middle of a firefight is getting old.
The thing I loved about the other CoD is the leveling systems.They weren't complicated.You lvl up you get more guns.last game was a bit different.You lvl up and buy your guns.That was pretty cool,but now its all fucked up.EVERYTHING has a lvl.This piece of shit doesn't make sense sometimes.Like what's the point in you leveling up when your guns are still shit?There are just TOO many fucking levels.It complicates things and fucks everything up.
Shooter games are meant to be simple.You shoot shit and survive.Well,fucking survival is right up there next to impossible if you have no where to cover.And I don't mean like those campers.That just pisses me the fuck off.I HATE when you go to one room and this guy is there the entire match.What a puss.But I mean like have atleast something to cover your fucking heads from predator missles.I swear those things go off like every 5 seconds.I understand the game takes away a lot of the camping spots but they took away too many over head covers.There are some maps that if you're in the center you're fucked.There is nowhere to run.You see a predator missil the only thing you can do is shit your pants and hope it goes for someone else,but thats fucking stupid cause you always have some retards following you everywhere you go.
Another thing that bothers me has to be the way you die sometimes.You'll watch the killcam and the guy that kills you MISSES the entire time.Or you'll shoot them and they wont fucking die.I know they have the flak jackets,but if you unload an entire clip in someone they should die.Especially in the head.There should be a rule on this shit.If you get shot in the head you explode...thats it.You just fucking explode.I can't tell you how many times I've shot first.Got all the hit markers and somehow they kill me first.That doesn't make any sense at all.And when you're sniping and you shoot and get killed at the same time...well if your sniper makes the god damn noise that its firing then you should still get the kill or atleast get a hit marker.It doesnt make sense that the gun makes the sound its going off and doesnt fire a god damn thing.Did I pick up the only fucking gun filled with nerf darts or something?It might aswell this useless piece of shit.Why don't I just carry pillows around?Yeah that'll be fun.Let the feathers fucking fly.
This game is a god damn cheat.I can't tell you how fucking retarded this game can get.It's so god damn frustrating its like puking on a pile of dog shit.Yeah thats fucking fun.So pretty much when you're lvling up you need to specialize in a gun from the beginning and even when you don't fucking train a gun your shitty gun wont have attatchments to be more profficient.But lets get this straight..How do you lvl a gun?I guess you can lvl your skill with the gun,but thats not the case.You have to lvl to get equipment which implies you aren't training to get better with the gun.You're training to get attachments so you can get better with the gun.Which brings me round about.Why do you have to level every single fucking thing?
Now not everything in this game I think is bad
Spec ops survival.Now that was fucking sheer brilliance.Whoever thought this up was a god damn genious.Love the co op.Love the cash system and I totally am all for those new streaks you can just buy.Its NOTHING like the multiplayer on live.This shit is just legit.I love it.If this thing were a person I'd suck this things cock or tits or whatever.Spec ops has improved and its going in a good direction.It gives you simple instructions.Kill shit.The best part is you get to have a bit of downtime.You can actually fucking reload your guns without being paranoid about everything.
Finally got that Call of booty:Modern Warfare 3
Posted 13 years agoThat's right THREE.
I just got it in the mail from gamefly.I haven't played a good call of duty since MW2
Black Cops was pretty good,but the story was lacking.Once again the commercials hyped it up WAAAAY too much.I want Foley back.Now he had the voice of a god.
If you don't know Foley.You may recognize his voice from Disney's tv series Gargoyles.
Another thing from Call of duty that I find annoying was that they keep changing the lvling system as well as perks.I am looking forward to multiplayer.
I have played this game before but I sent it back out of disappointment.
The story was lacking once again.The only good part about the plot is that it is a continuation.Consistancy.I like the ending though.When you go out with your squad and bust through a base like bosses.Then go and get revenge in the juggernaut suit.Besides that I didn't like it.Introducing new characters is great and all,but what the fuck.This game goes WAY too fast.You don't get a feel for this new guy's background or why he's there still.
But I shouldn't have just raged and sent this game back before giving the online multiplayer a full chance.
Well...Now to try out multiplayer.Lets give this game its second chance.Lol...get it...second chance...-cough-.....
I just got it in the mail from gamefly.I haven't played a good call of duty since MW2
Black Cops was pretty good,but the story was lacking.Once again the commercials hyped it up WAAAAY too much.I want Foley back.Now he had the voice of a god.
If you don't know Foley.You may recognize his voice from Disney's tv series Gargoyles.
Another thing from Call of duty that I find annoying was that they keep changing the lvling system as well as perks.I am looking forward to multiplayer.
I have played this game before but I sent it back out of disappointment.
The story was lacking once again.The only good part about the plot is that it is a continuation.Consistancy.I like the ending though.When you go out with your squad and bust through a base like bosses.Then go and get revenge in the juggernaut suit.Besides that I didn't like it.Introducing new characters is great and all,but what the fuck.This game goes WAY too fast.You don't get a feel for this new guy's background or why he's there still.
But I shouldn't have just raged and sent this game back before giving the online multiplayer a full chance.
Well...Now to try out multiplayer.Lets give this game its second chance.Lol...get it...second chance...-cough-.....
This story made me cry xD
Posted 13 years agoIn the tale of the 8 Dwarves there is a dwarf born named Dreamy who falls inlove with a fairy.Though one dwarf tells him that he can't fall inlove.That he is forever bound to the mines to work to make fairy dust to bring happiness to all.
Well he tries to run away with the fairy until everyone finds out.His brothers fully supportive send him off with cheers as only one among them tells Dreamy that they can't be together.That he has to let her go so she can be happy.
Afterwards Dreamy tells her that their love is just a dream that they need to put it away and become what they're destined to.Just to go back to their lives.Dreamy goes back to the mines
Letting his love go he changes his name to Grumpy.
Well he tries to run away with the fairy until everyone finds out.His brothers fully supportive send him off with cheers as only one among them tells Dreamy that they can't be together.That he has to let her go so she can be happy.
Afterwards Dreamy tells her that their love is just a dream that they need to put it away and become what they're destined to.Just to go back to their lives.Dreamy goes back to the mines
Letting his love go he changes his name to Grumpy.
I'm so tired xD
Posted 13 years agoI ended up doing my friend's art homework out of boredom.Took me 3 hours to come up with a storyboard and a script to go along with it,but I finally did it.I'll prolly post the storyboard as well as the script but maybe do that later.I'm so tired my voice is no longer legible.I can't even understand what I'm saying anymore.I think I might have a cold,but I'll trudge onwards :3
I still have more of her homework to do xD
I said I would and I intend onto keeping my word.Cause without your word you're nothing o3o
unless you're rich...then you're nothing with money..:T
Which in that case I guess you wouldn't even need homework you'd be wealthy enough to care for yourself without an education o-o
....
I forget where I'm going with this...
Im goin to bed xD Goodnight sweet princes and maidens o:
I still have more of her homework to do xD
I said I would and I intend onto keeping my word.Cause without your word you're nothing o3o
unless you're rich...then you're nothing with money..:T
Which in that case I guess you wouldn't even need homework you'd be wealthy enough to care for yourself without an education o-o
....
I forget where I'm going with this...
Im goin to bed xD Goodnight sweet princes and maidens o:
Freebies
Posted 13 years agoI might do a few freebies sometime soon before work starts picking up again.If you're interested then drop a message with a reference and I'll work something out.
But be warned it might not get done right away and I do have the right to drop projects if I like.I am also intersted in trades if anyone is interested.Well,I hope to hear from you guys soon.
PS.If I don't get back to you that means I'm not around.Inwhich case hit me up on Skype or msn.Which is listed on my profile.If you're too lazy...Which I know some of you are.
Just give me your email or skype and I'll add you o:
But be warned it might not get done right away and I do have the right to drop projects if I like.I am also intersted in trades if anyone is interested.Well,I hope to hear from you guys soon.
PS.If I don't get back to you that means I'm not around.Inwhich case hit me up on Skype or msn.Which is listed on my profile.If you're too lazy...Which I know some of you are.
Just give me your email or skype and I'll add you o:
GOD DAMN!xD
Posted 13 years agoI come back and there is just too many journal posts.:T
Okay I think I'm ready to end this dry spell on my creative fluids o:
I'm working on my next piece.Hope you guys will enjoy it.When I think of what I wanna do that is xD
Okay I think I'm ready to end this dry spell on my creative fluids o:
I'm working on my next piece.Hope you guys will enjoy it.When I think of what I wanna do that is xD
Skyrim:Bounty Removal
Posted 13 years agoOkay so I'm playing skyrim and keep in mind I am an Argonian on that shit.
So I'm on this quest to retrieve a stolen golden claw(Yes,I just started the game)and I'm about to finish it up by returning it to its owner.I go outside and go into the meadhall when everyone in there attacks me.I run outside and then the farmer joins in.I'm running in circles around a building while being chased and then even my FRIEND starts attacking me and I'm like..WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?So I run out of Riverwood as fast as I can and these guards come up to me and ask me for money or to take me to jail.I pay the fine to remove the bounty but I'm standing there like...What the hell did I do?I didn't kill anyone I wasn't suppose to.I didn't steal anything.The only thing I could think of is that guy that I returned that claw to if he got greedy and was all..."FUCK THIS GUY!I don't want him taking my money...It think I'll tell people he stole it.."
But then I think...How did they discribe me...?
"Okay men.We're looking for a thief.Don't worry you'll know right away when you see him."
"How will we know sir?"
"...He has a fucking lizard head...I'm pretty sure he isn't going to blend into a city of humans..."
So I'm on this quest to retrieve a stolen golden claw(Yes,I just started the game)and I'm about to finish it up by returning it to its owner.I go outside and go into the meadhall when everyone in there attacks me.I run outside and then the farmer joins in.I'm running in circles around a building while being chased and then even my FRIEND starts attacking me and I'm like..WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?So I run out of Riverwood as fast as I can and these guards come up to me and ask me for money or to take me to jail.I pay the fine to remove the bounty but I'm standing there like...What the hell did I do?I didn't kill anyone I wasn't suppose to.I didn't steal anything.The only thing I could think of is that guy that I returned that claw to if he got greedy and was all..."FUCK THIS GUY!I don't want him taking my money...It think I'll tell people he stole it.."
But then I think...How did they discribe me...?
"Okay men.We're looking for a thief.Don't worry you'll know right away when you see him."
"How will we know sir?"
"...He has a fucking lizard head...I'm pretty sure he isn't going to blend into a city of humans..."
Need help
Posted 13 years agoI need help completing my pokedex.There are a lot of pokemon I can't get.
I think its fucking stupid in the global trading that you can only search for pokemon you've seen on your pokedex,but not pokemon you haven't seen.
That is just ridicadonkey.
So if you have any of the following you can spare it'd be much appreciated.
snorunt
corphish
carvanha
plusle minun
meditite
skitty
nincada
teddiursa
eevee
natu
lanturn
ledian
cubone
ponyta
polywag
venonat
oddish
raticate
petilil
I think its fucking stupid in the global trading that you can only search for pokemon you've seen on your pokedex,but not pokemon you haven't seen.
That is just ridicadonkey.
So if you have any of the following you can spare it'd be much appreciated.
snorunt
corphish
carvanha
plusle minun
meditite
skitty
nincada
teddiursa
eevee
natu
lanturn
ledian
cubone
ponyta
polywag
venonat
oddish
raticate
petilil
How does delete account?
Posted 13 years agoo-o
curious question for curious person
curious question for curious person
DO NOT READ! >:C
Posted 13 years agoSee?You wasted your time.
Banana fish
Posted 14 years agoOkay so I researched this story cause in a manga it is referenced.So this author wrote this short story of a man and how his marriage has become stale.Him and his wife go to a hotel for a vacation and the man goes to a beach where he meets a lady and tells her a story of these fishes that would somehow make their way into these holes where they would eat bananas that would fall off nearby trees until they got so fat they would get stuck and die.
Afterwards the man went back to his hotel room where his wife was sleeping.He pulled out a gun from his bag and sat next to his sleeping spouse.
Put the gun to his own head.
And shot himself dead...
THATS IT!
Thats the story.
Afterwards the man went back to his hotel room where his wife was sleeping.He pulled out a gun from his bag and sat next to his sleeping spouse.
Put the gun to his own head.
And shot himself dead...
THATS IT!
Thats the story.
No Subject
Posted 14 years agoI'm not really into the fA scene anymore.
I'll be in and out of this site.Prolly to check in every now and then,but don't expect me to do much or anything.Bleh blah blee blee blah.
Stuff.
ANYWAIIS~!I've been awfully busy lately so if you REALLY need to then add my messengers.If you have my cell just text or if you want just leave a note and I'll get to it eventually,but don't complain and say I'm just avoiding you guys.Don't be a bitch Leo.
Yeah there are some projects I have put off.I might come back to them or just redo them all over again.
I'll be in and out of this site.Prolly to check in every now and then,but don't expect me to do much or anything.Bleh blah blee blee blah.
Stuff.
ANYWAIIS~!I've been awfully busy lately so if you REALLY need to then add my messengers.If you have my cell just text or if you want just leave a note and I'll get to it eventually,but don't complain and say I'm just avoiding you guys.Don't be a bitch Leo.
Yeah there are some projects I have put off.I might come back to them or just redo them all over again.
Rambling
Posted 14 years agoOkay so I've been a bit stressed out.I can't really get into a good sleeping habbit so from here on out I'm going to bed earlier.Which means to all my friends I wont be on as late :C
Then again most of you aren't up as late as me anyways xD Seeing as I have the earliest time zone meaning that for you guys its EXTREMELY late and as for me it's still a bit early
None the less I will be on only shortly.I will still try to post atleast something once in awhile :T
I MIGHT try out this...Second Life thing again :T Honestly when I first played it wasn't as fun.Due to the fact I only had douches to play with xD And they weren't really helpful.
BUT BACK TO THE BEDTIME THING.
So some of you know I have a job at Joanne's fabrics now.I wont be able to get you guys free stuff xD Let me just say that now.I might help out with your projects if I can,but know I am not obligated to.It's cause I WANT to if I do.
So please do not pressure me to send you things.
I have not been in the greatest of spirits lately.Been kind of bleh..Don't really wanna get into it,but I am not a happy camper.
So if I seem rather rude lately I'm sorry.I don't mean to be and it's not an excuse for my behavior and I hope you can forgive me.
LIVESTREAM.
I have NO idea how to work this thing xD
I downloaded the things for it,but can't get it to work.So perhaps I'll just remove it.Just stick to watching other's on their channels.
Some of you people may know me from those channels actually,which I usually carouse once in awhile with my trademark action of stroking my imaginary mustache.
ANOTHER THING
I like to roleplay in 3rd person.I didn't know how many people here do it in 1st.Takes a LOT of getting used to.So please do excuse my hesitance to join you in such delightful adventures.
FRIENDS
Okay some friends are really good.But some of you need to relax more.If I don't talk to you often clearly its cause I'm busy or tired.Its not cause I'm trying to ignore you or don't want to talk to you.So please don't complain about it.I don't complain if you guys don't talk to me.I'm not going to be sad about it.I understand.Your lives don't revolve around me so I don't see why some of you are upset.
LAST NOTICE
Okay so I'm really tired lately.Trying to plan things out and organize my files and such.I have a few commissions to finish and I'm a bit stressed cause some of them I have to start all over on... = ~ =
I forgot to save...
If you read this thing this far then you are to be commemorated.
Then again most of you aren't up as late as me anyways xD Seeing as I have the earliest time zone meaning that for you guys its EXTREMELY late and as for me it's still a bit early
None the less I will be on only shortly.I will still try to post atleast something once in awhile :T
I MIGHT try out this...Second Life thing again :T Honestly when I first played it wasn't as fun.Due to the fact I only had douches to play with xD And they weren't really helpful.
BUT BACK TO THE BEDTIME THING.
So some of you know I have a job at Joanne's fabrics now.I wont be able to get you guys free stuff xD Let me just say that now.I might help out with your projects if I can,but know I am not obligated to.It's cause I WANT to if I do.
So please do not pressure me to send you things.
I have not been in the greatest of spirits lately.Been kind of bleh..Don't really wanna get into it,but I am not a happy camper.
So if I seem rather rude lately I'm sorry.I don't mean to be and it's not an excuse for my behavior and I hope you can forgive me.
LIVESTREAM.
I have NO idea how to work this thing xD
I downloaded the things for it,but can't get it to work.So perhaps I'll just remove it.Just stick to watching other's on their channels.
Some of you people may know me from those channels actually,which I usually carouse once in awhile with my trademark action of stroking my imaginary mustache.
ANOTHER THING
I like to roleplay in 3rd person.I didn't know how many people here do it in 1st.Takes a LOT of getting used to.So please do excuse my hesitance to join you in such delightful adventures.
FRIENDS
Okay some friends are really good.But some of you need to relax more.If I don't talk to you often clearly its cause I'm busy or tired.Its not cause I'm trying to ignore you or don't want to talk to you.So please don't complain about it.I don't complain if you guys don't talk to me.I'm not going to be sad about it.I understand.Your lives don't revolve around me so I don't see why some of you are upset.
LAST NOTICE
Okay so I'm really tired lately.Trying to plan things out and organize my files and such.I have a few commissions to finish and I'm a bit stressed cause some of them I have to start all over on... = ~ =
I forgot to save...
If you read this thing this far then you are to be commemorated.
Feelings
Posted 14 years agoI'm writing this for 
walnut225
If there was ever a point in time you were alone..
Suppose you were crying and there was no one there.
Suppose that you thought no one cared.
Now suppose I was online.
Well,know this.You're never alone.I'm here.I care.
You're not just a name on a monitor.You're a person.
You breath
You love
You feel.
Just know.Sometimes when you talk to someone online.On the other side its not just some words on a page.It's a tapistry of magic.It's a flowing river of passion through words.A story of someone's love on a global scale for all to see.This is a place where you can make that connection...
You never know...
Maybe the person you're talking to feels just as lonely.Maybe you're actually saving a life.
I've said this to everyone who has said atleast once that their problems didn't matter or that they felt lonely or misunderstood.
I'll never truely understand how you felt...I didn't live your life..We'll never truely grasp each other's minds,but the best part is...I don't have to fully get it.Cause I have you to complete the second part.
Meet me halfway..Cause when the time comes...I'll be waiting ^ w^
walnut225If there was ever a point in time you were alone..
Suppose you were crying and there was no one there.
Suppose that you thought no one cared.
Now suppose I was online.
Well,know this.You're never alone.I'm here.I care.
You're not just a name on a monitor.You're a person.
You breath
You love
You feel.
Just know.Sometimes when you talk to someone online.On the other side its not just some words on a page.It's a tapistry of magic.It's a flowing river of passion through words.A story of someone's love on a global scale for all to see.This is a place where you can make that connection...
You never know...
Maybe the person you're talking to feels just as lonely.Maybe you're actually saving a life.
I've said this to everyone who has said atleast once that their problems didn't matter or that they felt lonely or misunderstood.
I'll never truely understand how you felt...I didn't live your life..We'll never truely grasp each other's minds,but the best part is...I don't have to fully get it.Cause I have you to complete the second part.
Meet me halfway..Cause when the time comes...I'll be waiting ^ w^
New characters
Posted 14 years agoI want to create new characters to try sketching new species.SO~!What kind of species do YOU like?
Yeah its a short journal xD
Yeah its a short journal xD
Issues
Posted 14 years agoSo I am totally sick.It's been a long day..I went to the catalina island.It wasn't that great.Everyone was rude,asians kept staring at me,and I lost my money.
I did buy a book before then.Which I'm atleast satisfied with that.
Okay.So I need a few bucks for some commission art I want to buy.So I want to hold a pay what you like event but I don't want to be overwhelmed.Yes I will still do the art I already promised no charge.But I still could use the money.So even 50 cents to a quarter helps guys.
I'm not the best artist,but I'm atleast fair.
Also..I really want to get to know you watchers more.You guys watch me,but do you really pay attention?I'd like to get to know you guys and gals better.Please if you ever wanna chat feel free to add my messengers or even note me.I don't mind.Infact I would ADORE it if you did.I don't see you guys as numbers on a list.
I don't really care if you guys help me with my financial issue so much as I'd like to talk.
Money comes and goes.But I still want to be your friend.To whoever reads this
I adore you.
I did buy a book before then.Which I'm atleast satisfied with that.
Okay.So I need a few bucks for some commission art I want to buy.So I want to hold a pay what you like event but I don't want to be overwhelmed.Yes I will still do the art I already promised no charge.But I still could use the money.So even 50 cents to a quarter helps guys.
I'm not the best artist,but I'm atleast fair.
Also..I really want to get to know you watchers more.You guys watch me,but do you really pay attention?I'd like to get to know you guys and gals better.Please if you ever wanna chat feel free to add my messengers or even note me.I don't mind.Infact I would ADORE it if you did.I don't see you guys as numbers on a list.
I don't really care if you guys help me with my financial issue so much as I'd like to talk.
Money comes and goes.But I still want to be your friend.To whoever reads this
I adore you.
You gaiis should check this out o 3 o
Posted 14 years agoOkay I want to get a few things out there.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2797159/
^My buddy Walnut is doing a raffle.:3
The main idea seems to be adult.But I don't know much about these things xD
Though they do have some REALLY good art on their gallery.You should check it out o 3o
Cause if you don't you'll make a walrus cry.
-strokes imaginary mustache.-...ALSO.I am bit on a dry spell.Can't really seem to get in the artistic mood :c
If you guys have any good ideas on what to draw let me know.I could use the practice..
As for yesterday.Some of you may know that I wasn't really feeling all to great.Well,I'm doing a lot better now.Thank you.
And for those of you who are new to watching me.Please feel free to add me on my msn or skype xD I'd really love to get to know you guys and gals better :3
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2797159/
^My buddy Walnut is doing a raffle.:3
The main idea seems to be adult.But I don't know much about these things xD
Though they do have some REALLY good art on their gallery.You should check it out o 3o
Cause if you don't you'll make a walrus cry.
-strokes imaginary mustache.-...ALSO.I am bit on a dry spell.Can't really seem to get in the artistic mood :c
If you guys have any good ideas on what to draw let me know.I could use the practice..
As for yesterday.Some of you may know that I wasn't really feeling all to great.Well,I'm doing a lot better now.Thank you.
And for those of you who are new to watching me.Please feel free to add me on my msn or skype xD I'd really love to get to know you guys and gals better :3
Looking for good art at reasonable prices? :3
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/663...../#cid:47866518
^Check her out.Trying to help a friend.If you don't want to buy then please atleast take a look and tell a friend ^ w^
I appreciate it.
^Check her out.Trying to help a friend.If you don't want to buy then please atleast take a look and tell a friend ^ w^
I appreciate it.
