I moved across the country for funsies I guess? I'm in Colorado Springs, so if anyone else lives out here, lmk what's good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....=ltun92DfnPY#!

One of the best I've ever heard. This man has talent. This man has passion. This man has a way with words.

So at SXSW Ben Weasel apparently punched out a woman who spit ice at him when he went on a disgustingly misogynistic rant.

Way to show your true colors you piece of shit.

Sorry that I've been gone so long, 21 people who subscribe to me. I've been working on some stuff and I'll be getting two new instruments soon, so look for songs being written on them in a year. Or at least have them included in some of my songs haha. So I guess look forward to that?

So they just announced the first five bands for Warped 2011 today.

They are:
Dance Gavin Dance
Every Avenue
Go Radio
We Came As Romans
The Word Alive

And they pretty much all suck. Go Radio and Every Avenue are just generic pop-rock and Dance Gavin Dance, We Came As Romans, and The Word Alive are all bad screamo.

Lets hope they at least get Anti-Flag again.

Repost of  salmy's journal

Hey guys!

I just finished semi-testing this tool I've been programming for the last days. I've seen all around journals from artists saying 'I'm not going to transfer all of my pics from FA to IB', so when the new FA's AUP is forced upon the artists, a lot of drawings will dissapear forever.

Isn't that a shame? I had to transfer around 15 pics from my FA account to Sofurry. I know it's a big pain in the ass to download, submit, copy and paste the descriptions, set the tags, etc, so I thought about writing down a program that would let anybody transfer 1 pic or their whole gallery and scraps with 3 simple clicks.

It will transfer the pic (or music, or story, or flash), the original thumbnail, the tags, the mature/clean/adult level, the title, the description, and even convert some stuff, like the linking icons.

You want to try it? Feel free to check it out at:

http://fa2ib.welcomefur.com

Since the scripts need valid user/passwords for both FA and Inkbunny, please, change those before using the script, just for security sake. When the script is done with its work, change them back.

You will also have to go to the settings on Inkbunny and check 'Allow API access'.

NOTE: It may still be very buggy, but it's not harmful or dangerous in any way. The submissions on Inkbunny will be 'hidden' until you mark them as 'public' (with a 2-click procedure), so the worst that can happen is that a submission didn't get completely transferred (missing title, desc, something). Feel free to add me to your msn if you need assistance or see a bug. I'm going to stay online for several hours now and the next days. I'll appear as offline, but I might be there. If I don't respond, PM me here or on IB.

NOTE2: It'd be cool if you spread out the voice, specially to artists with a lot of pictures on here that don't feel like doing the tedious work of having to submit them on IB manually.

NOTE3: Neither FA's or IB's administration supports this script. It's my idea, my doing and my problem.

Thanks for reading and hope you like it!

It blows my mind on a daily basis how people can multitrack. I have no rhyme or reason when it comes to my songs and it is literally impossible for me to do myself. Rawr.

I haven't put a journal up in awhile so why not a meme? (BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID).

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line or two from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Take the songs off the list when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4 (IMPORTANT): For those who are guessing, looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.

1. I'm sinking into the airport floor/I've never felt this heavy

2. Hey Mr. Curiosity/is it true what they've been saying about you?

3. 1 2 3 4! Well, if I found God anywhere it would be by the tracks.

4. My houses are ghosts over silver street. You've em' dressed up like clowns.

5. I remember we were standing on the street in the rain/That time when none of us be able afford to live again.

6. Everybody shave your heads/Everybody make your beds

7. Well I miss my friends/And they're never coming back

8. Solved

9. These boots are made for walking/And that's just what they'll do b(Not the artist you're thinking of)

10. I haven't liked my birthday since I was a kid/The last good one I had was the year I turned six

11. You said nothing when I needed something/Either good or bad, that didn't matter.

12. To fingerbang is not a sin/I put my middle finger in/Your muddly blood is what I wish/I'm in your house now let me spin

13. How old am I/I'm old enough to know/The difference between infatuation/And the love that has a chance to grow

14. Tonight my heart is taking flight/So are my feet/I'm going to fly up to the sun/I made some wings

15. Isn't everything a dream/Why can't I wake up when wonderland's more evil than it seemed/We're creatures of belief and we believe in what we see/And we see clouds

16. Come lets us make bricks and burn them hard/We'll build a city for a tower for the world. Again not the artist you're thinking of

17. There's pain in this world/Trying not to heal the world/There's pain in my soul/Stop it

18. I miss how we used to meet at 2 in the morning/Just to lay down in my car

19. It's hard to get lost out on block island/9 miles of dry and that's all we see

20. I'm a killer/Cold and wrathful/Silent sleeper/I've been inside your bedroom

21. I have seen the rain/I have felt the pain/I don't know/Where I'll be tomorrow.

22. Another situation/With another scoreless day/And if your not saving your own life/Then what's it gonna take

23. Huh! I need a message/I need a clue/I wanna know the things you say and things you do

24. Solved

25. Uh uh uh, just like that/Uh uh uh, just like that/It was sunny and I'm strutting down

26. I woke up today/That was my first mistake/Would've been better off in the dream I was having about a brighter day

27. She was diagnosed on a friday/The kids were almost home, the kids were on their way back home.

28. What ever happened to saturday night

29. WOAH! WOW! Yea, yea, oh!/OH YEA BOY! I'm a backdoor man

30.The leap I tried to make/Well I didn't really make/The lease we tried to break/Well we didn't really break.

High E's and B's are the fucking bane of my existence on my acoustic. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Seriously. Holy shit at trying to sing correctly.

Anyway, working on a few covers at the moment with guest vocalists :3 so that should be good...

I'm tired and can't sleep :(

So I made a mash up and I checked the AUP and I can't upload it :x. Silly rules.

I suppose it's good though because it keeps people (like me) who suck from uploading shitty mash-ups.

It's starting off pretty damn good! Soundgarden is getting back together, RHCP's new guitarist is amazing, and I have Beatles: Rock Band! I also have Lego Rock Band but the tracks won't fucking export >.<. HARMONIX LEARN HOW TO FUCKING CODE EXPORTS YOU IDIOTS.

Also, I'm moving to Florida in... 6 months, and I am scared :x

But maybe I'll be able to make it to Megaplex~ Only 25 minutes by car! :3

I have to get money first though :x

WALL OF TEXT WARNING
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So I'm beginning to have a great hatred for Godwin and his law. For those who don't know:

Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies or Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies) is a humorous observation made by Mike Godwin in 1990 which has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches."
Now why do I hate this "Law" as true as it is? Well it's quite simple really, due to the fact I frequent the SomethingAwful forums and talk to the users quite often. You see, the minute you bring up Nazis or Hitler in any argument, over 60% of the userbase would immediately spring up and yell "GODWIN LOL".

The problem with this is that now anytime you compare anything at all to Hitler or Nazism in general, you automatically lose all credibility in the argument/discussion you're having.

However, I have a theory to counter-act Godwin's Law. It's the fact that we are taught in all schooling that Hitler's atrocities are possibly the worst thing ever done. Not to mention a subject most people know at least the basics of. Hell, we're never taught about (at least in my experience) Saloth Sar or even Joseph Stalin's horrible acts. Therefore the only comparison of the most terrible thing is Hitler and the Nazs.

Now why is this such a terrible thing? Well, I was discussing subterfuge and blac block-like resistance (the attacking and destruction of things that keep the government running as a form of protest). Now this person was one who supported peaceful protests.

I proceeded to argue that we've had peaceful protests against almost every war. The most obvious one being the Vietnam War. He claimed they worked and I disagreed and compared peaceful protests to the German Resistance during World War II.

A large majority of the Resistance was actually against any type of assassinating Hitler because of "morals". I said it was quite obvious that peaceful protests refused to work and if we could get rid of this "need" to do things the "correct way" we could change SO many things.

Now, after the argument I just proposed, he proceeded to type "lol godwin". I proceeded to shut down IRC.

What in the fuck is wrong with people that they have to immediately resort to internet memes when losing an argument? I hate it and everyone who does it.

When you find out a punk hero of yours turned his back on his own roots and politics and decided Bush Sr. and Jr. were great presidents, Regan was the best one we've ever had, and doesn't support gay marriage even though he wrote a song called "I Wanna Be a Homosexual".

Not to mention, he then revives that band 15 or so days after your birthday like it's more sand in your face.

Seriously.

ROCK BAND: GREEN DAY OFFICIAL.

FUCK YOU HARMONIX

FUCK YOU MTV GAMES

I HATE EVERYTHING

What should the 100th submission be?

A) Be a pop song so I can sellout faster

B) Be an indie song so I can have hxc street cred

C) Nothing stop playing guitar and wasting space on FA

Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain. After spending around three months finishing this book up, I'm glad to say it was as awesome as it sounds. It also looks like any punk related book should look. Torn up, beat down, and bent all over the fucking place.

But enough about that, What I really enjoy about this book is no doubt the vast amount of people they got interviews with from the punk scene. They even included relevant interviews with the folks who already passed away.

Now the only thing I have to say to everyone out there reading this is simple: Pick this book up before I stab you in the throat. This is a must read for any punk fan and anyone who isn't interested in punk (you know who you are) should still pick it up and see it's not all about high gain, high treble guitars and terrible singers... Well, ok, it still mostly is about that.

But even the most adamant punk hater will find something in this book to love. You will discover bands you probably never heard of, and some that you heard of in passing and completely forgot. Personally speaking, my music collection has already gained a third of it's original size from picking up new artists from this book.

No but seriously, I was just part of what I think is the best CoC game ever. I bought heroin and shot up and interrogated guys by "Sexy Dancing" them. Not to mention my character is the hottest one in the group and I'm a midget. Oh, and I made a heroin bandoleer. Oh and we burnt down these nerds houses because they were fake magicking. Idiots.

BEST THING EVER

My pap is ok, the doctors have no idea what happened. So whateever.

For an irregular heartbeat. So it's either something really bad or it's nothing at all. Hopefully it's nothing at all because he's the only person I like on my mum's side of the family.

SO

Bright side: He lives, so he can still be fucking awesome but I have to go to my grams house.

Not bright side: He dies, one of the coolest, nicest, and funniest guys I ever meant died.

Kinda bright side: He dies, I don't have any reason to go to my grams house anymore

[UPDATE]

So 11 hours ago I posted this journal, my mom had already left to go see him. They're still not back yet and I haven't received a call. So it's either really bad, or they got into a car crash and died. No that's a joke, but seriously, I'm wondering where the hell they are.

So I was in this field and Matthew Ebel ( Hali) was playing piano, like a grand piano, and we were all having a good time. So then I blink and I'm playing "Blitzball" (it was soccer with a ball colored like a Blitzball) and we were playing a German team in the same field and everything. Hali is the ref right now. So we win and get this trophy, and shake hands with the German's and I'm like, "Matt, why don't you play some music?" and he said sure and started playing.

So I blink again and I'm in this room and we're sitting there in WWII uniforms and one of our guys is laying on a cot across from another cot with a Nazi in it. The Nazi's come in and right now we're all still pretty ok, no one is fighting or anything. So we start praying over this dude, and for some reason, when we pray, we have to dress up like Jesus. And one of the guys there was black (I wouldn't be surprised if it was supposed to be  bucktowntiger). So he starts praying and turns into Jesus, this obviously pisses off the Nazis and they start pointing their guns at us and shit and we point back. Matt comes in and talks everyone down and only three people are still sitting in the room at this point. A US Troop, a Nazi, and me.

The German starts playing with the knife on his belt while sitting behind the US soldier and I pick up my pistol and start screaming at him to stop so now the other soldier has his gun picked up and the German starts laughing and picks his gun up and points it at the soldier. I swear to God we stood there for 20 minutes and put my gun down and so did the other US troop and I turn away, hear a bang, and wake up screaming.

That was the weirdest shit ever.

I JUST ALMOST PRETTY MUCH KINDA HAD A CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF MY HERO'S.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING RAD. GO SEE IT ASAP.

I forgot how good they were,

MMMMMM Handbook for the Sellout is so delicious.

SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
1.OPEN YOUR MUSIC PLAYER
2.PUT IT ON SHUFFLE
3.PRESS PLAY
4.FOR EVERY QUESTION TYPE THE SONG THAT'S PLAYING
5.WHEN YOU GET TO A NEW QUESTION CHANGE THE SONG
6.DON'T LIE!!

Opening credits:
Sucker Punch - Bowling For Soup

Hahaha, how fitting.

Waking up:
Best Week Ever - Matt Wixson

It's always going to be!

First Day of School:
Day In Day Out - Catch-22

Falling in Love:
My Sister Sam by Suburban Rhythm

This is terrifying, if you don't know this song, look it up on Youtube.

Fight Song:
9mm and a Three Piece Suit - Streetlight Manifesto

Great fight song.

Breaking Up:
Church Hymn for the Condemned by Johnny Hobo and The Freight Trains

Prom:
The Hole - 2 The Ranting Gryphon

Uhhh what

Life:
This Site is a Lie - Corsi the Mouse

Ouch  corsi is a great guy though, funny as hell.

Making Babies:
Here We Go Again - Operation Ivy

Haha, title fits.

Mental Breakdown:
Anger Management - Random Hand

Hahaha fucking a'

Driving:
The End - The Doors

Ehh, maybe.

Flashback:
Last Call Casualty - Bowling For Soup

Yea... that's about right.

Getting Back Together:
Two Seater - Bowling For Soup

Haha, I think this is actually a break up song.

Wedding:
D-D-D-Devastation by Stuck Lucky

Uhhh, wow.

Birth of a Child:
Stand There Until You're Sober - Bomb the Music Industry!

Hahaha

Final Battle:
Chopping Records for Relaxation - This is a Stick Up

Death Scene:
Shut Up and Smile - Bowling for Soup

Ahhh, I'm going to have this played at my funeral.

Funeral:
The September Of My Years - Frank Sinatra

Yes, hell yes.

End Credits:
I Used to Like I Voted For Kudos - Matt Wixson

This works, because I did too :(