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General | Posted 13 years agoHard to find a person that I know can draw drells really well AND does commissions. :I Anyone know someone who does?
Hmmm
General | Posted 14 years agoI'm not entirely sure about it yet but I might start doing real cheap commissions.. Not too
confident in my abilities yet really but I think it might boost my confidence a little and push
me to work harder and get better at doing the whole digital art thing.. Will probably have, like,
2 dollar rough sketches, 3 or four dollar refined sketches, and then 7 dollar line arts to begin with..
I guess I'll do traditional painting but the pricing on that would be higher than the rest, of course,
due to buying of materials and size of painting. Also for the fact that traditional painting is
my true talent when it comes to art. Only reason my paintings aren't up here is because
I have no way of being able to do so well.*facepalm*Anyway... just wanted to get that out
there and see if anyone would be interested at all in it. >.O
confident in my abilities yet really but I think it might boost my confidence a little and push
me to work harder and get better at doing the whole digital art thing.. Will probably have, like,
2 dollar rough sketches, 3 or four dollar refined sketches, and then 7 dollar line arts to begin with..
I guess I'll do traditional painting but the pricing on that would be higher than the rest, of course,
due to buying of materials and size of painting. Also for the fact that traditional painting is
my true talent when it comes to art. Only reason my paintings aren't up here is because
I have no way of being able to do so well.*facepalm*Anyway... just wanted to get that out
there and see if anyone would be interested at all in it. >.O
Personality Pattern Analysis
General | Posted 14 years agoAesthetic
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.
You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Sympathetic
You have a knack for knowing what's going on in the hearts and minds of those around you, without their having to tell you explicitly. People tend to turn to you with their problems because they know you care, and that you will likely offer good advice and a helping hand.
You do not feel that people with sad stories are just looking for attention, or have brought their problems upon themselves.
Curious
You like to get to the bottom of things. You're not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it.
You don't simply take things as they are and move on; you're not content skimming along on the surface; you don't feel you're wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.
Organized
You like to think a task through before you embark on it. If it's the slightest bit complicated, you make a list (even if it's only in your mind) and methodically work your way through it. When you have a goal in mind, you're not satisfied until you reach it.
You are not one of those people who ignore the details, and you don't understand how anyone can get anything accomplished without thoughtful planning ahead of time.
Innovative
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
Introspective
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
Original
You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.
You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.
Warm
You have a genuine interest in other people. You're a natural host, and are always thinking about how you can increase the happiness of those around you. When friends have problems or are in trouble, you're usually the first person they turn to for aid and comfort. Scoring high on the "warm" trait suggests that you are among those who enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't always say exactly what you're thinking; you don't like the idea of causing anyone pain because of your criticism.
~~~~~~~~
I must say that this is very accurate*raises eyebrow*Quite surprising*nods*
http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central/
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.
You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Sympathetic
You have a knack for knowing what's going on in the hearts and minds of those around you, without their having to tell you explicitly. People tend to turn to you with their problems because they know you care, and that you will likely offer good advice and a helping hand.
You do not feel that people with sad stories are just looking for attention, or have brought their problems upon themselves.
Curious
You like to get to the bottom of things. You're not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it.
You don't simply take things as they are and move on; you're not content skimming along on the surface; you don't feel you're wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.
Organized
You like to think a task through before you embark on it. If it's the slightest bit complicated, you make a list (even if it's only in your mind) and methodically work your way through it. When you have a goal in mind, you're not satisfied until you reach it.
You are not one of those people who ignore the details, and you don't understand how anyone can get anything accomplished without thoughtful planning ahead of time.
Innovative
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
Introspective
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
Original
You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.
You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.
Warm
You have a genuine interest in other people. You're a natural host, and are always thinking about how you can increase the happiness of those around you. When friends have problems or are in trouble, you're usually the first person they turn to for aid and comfort. Scoring high on the "warm" trait suggests that you are among those who enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't always say exactly what you're thinking; you don't like the idea of causing anyone pain because of your criticism.
~~~~~~~~
I must say that this is very accurate*raises eyebrow*Quite surprising*nods*
http://www.signalpatterns.com/psych_central/
Itching for an ME RP
General | Posted 14 years agoEver since I started getting into Mass Effect 1/2 at the beginning of the year
I have been dying to do a ME roleplay. The only problem is that the
role playing sites I participate on don't have any good ME RPS or don't have
any at all. Normally I would create one but for some reason I have the worst
of luck whenever I create one (i.e. it dies for no reason). I'm curious if any
of you know where there is a decent ME RP that hasn't really started yet that
I could join or a site they may recommend to me? I'm itching to use my drell
hybrid and I'm kind of sad I haven't been able to yet. <=(
Boredom
General | Posted 15 years agoSilly Name Meme
General | Posted 15 years ago1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Rink Maple
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla Chip
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
M-Bug
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Cyan Lynx
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lynn Waretown
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Bug Ma
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Maroon Shirly Temple
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
John Byran
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Love Spell Skittles
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names )
Anges Morgan
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Adams Athens
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Dragon-snap
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Raspberry Hoodie
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Cinnamon Cereal Willow
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Writers Cyclone Tour
Rink Maple
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla Chip
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
M-Bug
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Cyan Lynx
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lynn Waretown
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Bug Ma
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Maroon Shirly Temple
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
John Byran
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Love Spell Skittles
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names )
Anges Morgan
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Adams Athens
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Dragon-snap
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Raspberry Hoodie
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Cinnamon Cereal Willow
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Writers Cyclone Tour
100 things about the MommahKat
General | Posted 15 years ago1. I've lived in the same town for my entire life.
2. Farthest I've been from home is Ohio. Other than that I haven't really been outside of my tri-state area.
3. I have natural medium brown-red hair but I dye it copper cause I got jipped out on the red head gene that runs throughout my family.
4. I have a shit load of physical fitness and academic awards stuffed somewhere in my closet of doom.
5. I am afraid of my closet of doom.
6. I am pansexual
7. My ideal lover is a herm ;3
8. The first concert I went to was Bamboozle Fest 2005. Even though there was nowhere to sit it was still epic.
9. The best concert I went to was Projekt Revolution 2007.
10. I find myself most attracted to non-caucasian people. Dunno why... Maybe cause I think they are exotic. o3o
11. Bigotry is my biggest pet peeve.
12. I am a grammar Nazi. I will even correct people when they say something wrong as well. Such as using are instead of is and vice versa
13. I pick up on other people's habits very easily.
14. I am great at picking up on accents and being able to use said accent very well.
15. I am an extremely quick learner when it comes to language.
16. I also am pretty good at learning instruments as well.
17. I can play guitar, bass, keyboards/piano, and drums but I am only officially trained in guitar.
18. I like to compose music for the piano.
20. I have a huge ass family to the point where it makes me dizzy to think about it. @.@
21. I love children because of such a large family I have.
22. I am the sixth oldest cousin in my family.
23. I have a nephew that I absolutely adore.
24. I want to gain custody of him someday.
25. I've never been on a "date." I've gone to the movies with a person I was already in a relationship with a couple of times but I have never actually gone "dating."
26. I have dated a girl before. Lasted only for 9 months.
27. My longest relationship was for two years.
28. I was engaged at one point in that relationship.
29. I have PTSD.
30. I also suffer from hypoglycemia.
31. I wont have kneecaps anymore within a few years time.
32. I am not really bothered about 31 because then I am getting a surgery to replace said kneecaps with new kick ass knees. Teflon ligaments, plastic cap, and reinforced steel bone segment replacements. w00t
33. I am almost always in pain, though, because of my knee problems.
34. I also have chronic bronchitis and another breathing problem. We have no idea what the hell said breathing issue is yet, though.
35. I might have a "lesion" of some sort in my brain but my mother thinks it is a waste of money to see if it is true so now I have to come up with the money myself to get it checked out.
36. I love cooking and I would have to say I'm pretty good at it.
37. I love drawing but I think that I am better at painting.
38. I LOVE ANIMALS! Favorite is a ferret.
39. I want to get a puppy, kitten, and a ferret one day so they can grow up together.
40. My spirit animal is a snow leopard.
41. I am a surrogate mother to 9 people. Two of those people are fuzzzbucket and manopause.
42. My favorite colors are dark cyan, orange, and maroon.
43. My favorite shades are black and grey.
44. I hate corruption.
45. My best friend is Alexa. I've known her since we were in the fifth grade and have never been in a fight. We are both understanding people and thus our very different styles and such are no obstacle in our friendship. We both have very similar ideals and that's all that matters. =3
46. My favorite season is autumn. It is the biggest source of my inspiration when it comes to art.
47. I am a big RP'er. I prefer 4-5 para min rp's but I also do a lot of 2-3 para ones if I like the person I am rp'ing with.
48. I will not rp with anyone who has bad grammar. Makes my skin crawl.
49. Science for me = common sense
50. I went to the Marine Academy for Technological and Environmental Sciences for my freshman year in high school. Loved it there but I soon found out it wasn't what I wanted to do for a career.
51. Aspire to be an interior designer or a dog trainer.
52. Italian food is my thing.
53. I use cumin in almost everything I cook/eat.
54. If you wanna please me make me up a dish of seasonal berries with homemade sweet cream sauce. I will love you forever.
55. CoD is amazing.
56. Reznov is a giant hunk o' man.
57. Sniper is my specialty.
58. My eyes are kick ass. I am not ashamed to admit that.
60. I am afraid of stinging bees only because I am allergic to their stings.
61. I am also allergic to wasp stings but other than that and 60 I am not allergic to anything else.
62. I've gotten into a couple of fist fights when I was younger. All with guys. All won by me.
63. I almost made a guy cry once whilst playing hockey.
64. I have also pushed a kid into a fence whilst playing basketball.
65. If you haven't noticed yet I am extremely aggressive in sports.
66. I kick ass at playing frisbee.
67. I also love "extreme" sports like rock climbing and white water canoeing.
68. Rafting is for pussies. xD
69. I basically grew up in the woods.
70. I am always at peace whilst outdoors.
71. I have several phobias. They are dollophobia/automatonophobia, agoraphobia, apiphobia, clinophobia, somniphobia, spheksophobia, and the fear of being followed/having people follow me.
72. The last phobia on there really applies to when I am driving. If I am followed for more than 2 turns I freak the fuck out and will actually try to lose the person by first speeding up and then eventually taking random turns. I once even pulled up to and parked my car in a random driveway. ^^;
73. I am an avid reader. I will read 2 or 3 books a month.
74. I love movies that make you think like V for Vendetta.
75. I am a LOTR and HP nerd and I love it.
76. I love going to anime conventions and just recently fur cons have been added to that category as well. <3
77. I find it very hard for me to trust people but I have been getting better at it.
78. I have a bad habit of procrastinating.
79. I love making others happy, whether I know them or not.
80. I often put others before myself.
81. My maternal instinct is fucking gigantic.
82. I have a slight Napoleon Complex.
83. I want to get a mohawk one day. =3
84. I would love to have my own studio one day.
85. If my friends and I ever become rich I want to create a development just for us and away from the hustle and bustle of suburban/city living.
86. I HATE cities. The only one I can tolerate is Philadelphia.
87. I want to go on a hiking/camping trip in the Rockies, Yellowstone Park, and the Black Hills of South Dakota.
88. I want to travel the world some day.
89. I would love to live in Ireland someday. If not there then England or France.
90. Despite the vast number of Freshman and Sophomore douche-bags in my school I still love it there.
91. Although my eye color is epic they are ABSOLUTELY USELESS! xD +1 for almost legally blind lol
92. I laugh at my own shortcomings.
93. Life is scarier than death in my opinion.
94. I am an excellent debater.
95. When I was a kid I sprayed chocolate syrup all over our white living room (4 day cleanup), I babypowdered my entire room... twice.. (3 day cleanup each), I would often start a game of hide and seek without telling anyone and would only reappear when my parents went to call the cops, I would also lock my mother out of the car whenever she ran into the store and not let her in.
96. My mother called me "The spawn of Satan" because of previously mentioned incidents.
97. She never had to punish me, though, because I would always do it myself.
98. My big tits are big xD
99. I pwn at running through dense forests.
100. I am quite relieved to be finished with this lol.
2. Farthest I've been from home is Ohio. Other than that I haven't really been outside of my tri-state area.
3. I have natural medium brown-red hair but I dye it copper cause I got jipped out on the red head gene that runs throughout my family.
4. I have a shit load of physical fitness and academic awards stuffed somewhere in my closet of doom.
5. I am afraid of my closet of doom.
6. I am pansexual
7. My ideal lover is a herm ;3
8. The first concert I went to was Bamboozle Fest 2005. Even though there was nowhere to sit it was still epic.
9. The best concert I went to was Projekt Revolution 2007.
10. I find myself most attracted to non-caucasian people. Dunno why... Maybe cause I think they are exotic. o3o
11. Bigotry is my biggest pet peeve.
12. I am a grammar Nazi. I will even correct people when they say something wrong as well. Such as using are instead of is and vice versa
13. I pick up on other people's habits very easily.
14. I am great at picking up on accents and being able to use said accent very well.
15. I am an extremely quick learner when it comes to language.
16. I also am pretty good at learning instruments as well.
17. I can play guitar, bass, keyboards/piano, and drums but I am only officially trained in guitar.
18. I like to compose music for the piano.
20. I have a huge ass family to the point where it makes me dizzy to think about it. @.@
21. I love children because of such a large family I have.
22. I am the sixth oldest cousin in my family.
23. I have a nephew that I absolutely adore.
24. I want to gain custody of him someday.
25. I've never been on a "date." I've gone to the movies with a person I was already in a relationship with a couple of times but I have never actually gone "dating."
26. I have dated a girl before. Lasted only for 9 months.
27. My longest relationship was for two years.
28. I was engaged at one point in that relationship.
29. I have PTSD.
30. I also suffer from hypoglycemia.
31. I wont have kneecaps anymore within a few years time.
32. I am not really bothered about 31 because then I am getting a surgery to replace said kneecaps with new kick ass knees. Teflon ligaments, plastic cap, and reinforced steel bone segment replacements. w00t
33. I am almost always in pain, though, because of my knee problems.
34. I also have chronic bronchitis and another breathing problem. We have no idea what the hell said breathing issue is yet, though.
35. I might have a "lesion" of some sort in my brain but my mother thinks it is a waste of money to see if it is true so now I have to come up with the money myself to get it checked out.
36. I love cooking and I would have to say I'm pretty good at it.
37. I love drawing but I think that I am better at painting.
38. I LOVE ANIMALS! Favorite is a ferret.
39. I want to get a puppy, kitten, and a ferret one day so they can grow up together.
40. My spirit animal is a snow leopard.
41. I am a surrogate mother to 9 people. Two of those people are fuzzzbucket and manopause.
42. My favorite colors are dark cyan, orange, and maroon.
43. My favorite shades are black and grey.
44. I hate corruption.
45. My best friend is Alexa. I've known her since we were in the fifth grade and have never been in a fight. We are both understanding people and thus our very different styles and such are no obstacle in our friendship. We both have very similar ideals and that's all that matters. =3
46. My favorite season is autumn. It is the biggest source of my inspiration when it comes to art.
47. I am a big RP'er. I prefer 4-5 para min rp's but I also do a lot of 2-3 para ones if I like the person I am rp'ing with.
48. I will not rp with anyone who has bad grammar. Makes my skin crawl.
49. Science for me = common sense
50. I went to the Marine Academy for Technological and Environmental Sciences for my freshman year in high school. Loved it there but I soon found out it wasn't what I wanted to do for a career.
51. Aspire to be an interior designer or a dog trainer.
52. Italian food is my thing.
53. I use cumin in almost everything I cook/eat.
54. If you wanna please me make me up a dish of seasonal berries with homemade sweet cream sauce. I will love you forever.
55. CoD is amazing.
56. Reznov is a giant hunk o' man.
57. Sniper is my specialty.
58. My eyes are kick ass. I am not ashamed to admit that.
60. I am afraid of stinging bees only because I am allergic to their stings.
61. I am also allergic to wasp stings but other than that and 60 I am not allergic to anything else.
62. I've gotten into a couple of fist fights when I was younger. All with guys. All won by me.
63. I almost made a guy cry once whilst playing hockey.
64. I have also pushed a kid into a fence whilst playing basketball.
65. If you haven't noticed yet I am extremely aggressive in sports.
66. I kick ass at playing frisbee.
67. I also love "extreme" sports like rock climbing and white water canoeing.
68. Rafting is for pussies. xD
69. I basically grew up in the woods.
70. I am always at peace whilst outdoors.
71. I have several phobias. They are dollophobia/automatonophobia, agoraphobia, apiphobia, clinophobia, somniphobia, spheksophobia, and the fear of being followed/having people follow me.
72. The last phobia on there really applies to when I am driving. If I am followed for more than 2 turns I freak the fuck out and will actually try to lose the person by first speeding up and then eventually taking random turns. I once even pulled up to and parked my car in a random driveway. ^^;
73. I am an avid reader. I will read 2 or 3 books a month.
74. I love movies that make you think like V for Vendetta.
75. I am a LOTR and HP nerd and I love it.
76. I love going to anime conventions and just recently fur cons have been added to that category as well. <3
77. I find it very hard for me to trust people but I have been getting better at it.
78. I have a bad habit of procrastinating.
79. I love making others happy, whether I know them or not.
80. I often put others before myself.
81. My maternal instinct is fucking gigantic.
82. I have a slight Napoleon Complex.
83. I want to get a mohawk one day. =3
84. I would love to have my own studio one day.
85. If my friends and I ever become rich I want to create a development just for us and away from the hustle and bustle of suburban/city living.
86. I HATE cities. The only one I can tolerate is Philadelphia.
87. I want to go on a hiking/camping trip in the Rockies, Yellowstone Park, and the Black Hills of South Dakota.
88. I want to travel the world some day.
89. I would love to live in Ireland someday. If not there then England or France.
90. Despite the vast number of Freshman and Sophomore douche-bags in my school I still love it there.
91. Although my eye color is epic they are ABSOLUTELY USELESS! xD +1 for almost legally blind lol
92. I laugh at my own shortcomings.
93. Life is scarier than death in my opinion.
94. I am an excellent debater.
95. When I was a kid I sprayed chocolate syrup all over our white living room (4 day cleanup), I babypowdered my entire room... twice.. (3 day cleanup each), I would often start a game of hide and seek without telling anyone and would only reappear when my parents went to call the cops, I would also lock my mother out of the car whenever she ran into the store and not let her in.
96. My mother called me "The spawn of Satan" because of previously mentioned incidents.
97. She never had to punish me, though, because I would always do it myself.
98. My big tits are big xD
99. I pwn at running through dense forests.
100. I am quite relieved to be finished with this lol.
How to Please Your I.T. Department
General | Posted 15 years ago01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
02. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
03. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
04. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
05. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
06. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
07. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
08. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
09. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
11. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
12. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
13. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
14. Don't learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "My thingy blew up".
15. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
