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APB: Calling Any Magic The Gathering Players
General | Posted 10 years agoSo, I played the game in college, like, 5 years ago and always enjoyed it. Recently came across all my old cards and got back into playing again, with the help of a handy program called Cockatrice. Now, currently, I only know 1 other person that plays and uses the software. So if any of you folks that read this happen to play or use the program, feel free to give me a shout out or Private Message. Would love to hook up with more folks to play with.
Thanks for reading and have a great day!
Thanks for reading and have a great day!
OC Questionare....
General | Posted 10 years ago tagged by 
crazyboy245678
RULES :
1. Pick one of your Fursona's.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your Fursona.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
1. What is your name?
Bartholomew, Bart for short. But I answer to 'Hey you' too.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I dunno. Someone thought it was a good idea.
3. Single or taken?
Not actively seeking. Does that count?
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Professional smartass. Quick witted. Oh ya, and the whole size changing thing.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Ok, I'll be Mary Fuck-You instead.
6. What's your eye color?
Emerald green.
7. How about hair color?
Chocolate Brown
8. Have you got any family members?
None that I care to discuss.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Nah.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vegetables. And Rap music.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I collect vinyl records. And step on people.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Emotionally, possible. Physically, no. Psychologically? Several.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Nope.
14. What kind of animal are you?
Canis Lupus Familiaris. Domestic canine.
15. Name your worst habits.
I get super talkative when nervous.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Taller people, obviously. But I try not to idolize people too much.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Bisexual, so far as I know. There are hotties on either side of the basic gender line.
18. Do you go to school?
Hell no!
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
HELL FUCKING NO!!!
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
People say they are fans, and its flattering, but I really don't pay attention.
21. What are you most afraid of?
That's not something I want to talk about.
22. What do you usually wear?
Bellbottoms, a toe ring, an earring. That's about it.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Pizza. Meat lovers, dude.
24. Am I annoying you?
Nah
25. Well, it's still not over!
Ok. What's next, then?
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Your petty social ranking system does not apply to me.
27. How many friends do you have?
A few really good ones.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Not a big fan. Except Pecan. Fucking love that stuff.
30. Favorite drink?
Um, you missed a number there. No? Ok. Um.....coffee.
31. What's your favorite place?
My bed.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
A few. Depends on what kind of 'interested' we are talking about.
33. That was a stupid question.
Just a little.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I don't swim. Not a fan of getting wet.
35. What's your type?
Somebody that's not an asshole for starters. After that I think it's kinda flexible.
36. Any fetishes?
Paws. Butts. Pecs. Size. There are a few.
37. Seme or uke?
The fuck are you talking about?
38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors is nice.
39. Tag people!
Fuuuuuuck. Do I have to? Fine........uhm.....I don't know anyone that really uses this a lot anymore.
crazyboy245678RULES :
1. Pick one of your Fursona's.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your Fursona.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
1. What is your name?
Bartholomew, Bart for short. But I answer to 'Hey you' too.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I dunno. Someone thought it was a good idea.
3. Single or taken?
Not actively seeking. Does that count?
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Professional smartass. Quick witted. Oh ya, and the whole size changing thing.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Ok, I'll be Mary Fuck-You instead.
6. What's your eye color?
Emerald green.
7. How about hair color?
Chocolate Brown
8. Have you got any family members?
None that I care to discuss.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Nah.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vegetables. And Rap music.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I collect vinyl records. And step on people.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Emotionally, possible. Physically, no. Psychologically? Several.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Nope.
14. What kind of animal are you?
Canis Lupus Familiaris. Domestic canine.
15. Name your worst habits.
I get super talkative when nervous.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Taller people, obviously. But I try not to idolize people too much.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Bisexual, so far as I know. There are hotties on either side of the basic gender line.
18. Do you go to school?
Hell no!
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
HELL FUCKING NO!!!
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
People say they are fans, and its flattering, but I really don't pay attention.
21. What are you most afraid of?
That's not something I want to talk about.
22. What do you usually wear?
Bellbottoms, a toe ring, an earring. That's about it.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Pizza. Meat lovers, dude.
24. Am I annoying you?
Nah
25. Well, it's still not over!
Ok. What's next, then?
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Your petty social ranking system does not apply to me.
27. How many friends do you have?
A few really good ones.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Not a big fan. Except Pecan. Fucking love that stuff.
30. Favorite drink?
Um, you missed a number there. No? Ok. Um.....coffee.
31. What's your favorite place?
My bed.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
A few. Depends on what kind of 'interested' we are talking about.
33. That was a stupid question.
Just a little.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I don't swim. Not a fan of getting wet.
35. What's your type?
Somebody that's not an asshole for starters. After that I think it's kinda flexible.
36. Any fetishes?
Paws. Butts. Pecs. Size. There are a few.
37. Seme or uke?
The fuck are you talking about?
38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors is nice.
39. Tag people!
Fuuuuuuck. Do I have to? Fine........uhm.....I don't know anyone that really uses this a lot anymore.
Ask The Character!
General | Posted 11 years agoI really dont update these enough....
Anyway, it is TMITuesday! So as a special edition, instead of the general player/character questions, you can ask Bart directly anything you want! And dont worry about time. He will answer questions as long as you keep asking. And you can ask more than 1 question. Just try to keep them in 1 reply so the comments dont get too spammed up.
Anyway, it is TMITuesday! So as a special edition, instead of the general player/character questions, you can ask Bart directly anything you want! And dont worry about time. He will answer questions as long as you keep asking. And you can ask more than 1 question. Just try to keep them in 1 reply so the comments dont get too spammed up.
AC Planning
General | Posted 11 years agoHey folks. Been a while since I last posted a journal. Or anything, really, for that matter. So apologies there. Moving on, though...
I am currently looking for folks to room with at this years Anthrocon. The Omni is my preference of hotel, as Ive managed to remember the routes to places around Pittsburg from that particular hotel. I am not really a party person, so the hotel room will likely be used for sleep or rest periods throughout the day. So keep that in mind. Also, I dont deal with drunken idiots. Hate to say that, but Ive heard horror stories about roomies so that needs to be clarified beforehand. If anyone is interested, let me know. Much thanks!
I am currently looking for folks to room with at this years Anthrocon. The Omni is my preference of hotel, as Ive managed to remember the routes to places around Pittsburg from that particular hotel. I am not really a party person, so the hotel room will likely be used for sleep or rest periods throughout the day. So keep that in mind. Also, I dont deal with drunken idiots. Hate to say that, but Ive heard horror stories about roomies so that needs to be clarified beforehand. If anyone is interested, let me know. Much thanks!
Assumption Meme
General | Posted 11 years agoSo, this is apparently going around. Post up any assumptions you might have about me, and I will validate or decline your inclinations. And dont be afraid if the assumption is less than favourable. I will only track you down and murder you in your sleep. ;)
Casting Call
General | Posted 11 years agoSo, I have Black Ops I and XBox Live.
Anyone else play/want to play?
Anyone else play/want to play?
Seeking!
General | Posted 11 years agoLooking for friends to play COD with on XBox. I play Black Ops I. Lemme know if you're interested.
Anthrocon 2014
General | Posted 11 years agoSince time is closing in, I guess its fair to throw up the age old meme.
Where are you staying?
The Omni
What day are you getting there?
Thursday, at about 1-2 in the afternoon
How are you traveling?
Greyhound on the way up, hitching a ride on the way back
Who will you be rooming with?
bigdcstile that I know of, and possible another
How is the best way to find you?
Reach me via Twitter, and I keep my cell at all times. Its hard not to miss the dude with huge curly hair, either.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not that I know of
What do you look like?
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net.....43225813_n.jpg
Will you be suiting?
Nope
Do you do free art?
My art isnt that great, but I can do something, I suppose.
Do you do trades?
Im not a good artist. If you have low standards, be my guest. But dont expect anything great
Do you do badges?
Nope
What is your gender?
Male, though I look female from behind, Im told
How tall are you?
5'10
Can I talk to you?
Sure. Just dont spring at me trying to be all lovey dovey first thing. I have a thing about personal space.
Can I touch you?
Hugs are nice, handshakes are a thing I do, but thats about it
Can I visit your room?
Probably not. The room is where I crash out to sleep at the end of the day or relax for a little while in the A/C
Can I buy you drinks?
I respectfully decline
Can I give you stuff?
Sure. Everyone likes free stuff, right?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Doubtful. Again, personal space
Are you nice?
I come off as an asshole with a weird sense of humor, but apparently folks think Im nice enough. So ya, I guess
Do you have an artist table?
Nope
Will you be going to parties?
Not sure, really. There is one I plan to attend, if it happens this year
Will you be performing?
No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call me Bart. And be loud and audible. My hearing isnt that great.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Wandering about, following my roomies around, socializing. Here, there and everywhere
What/where will you be eating?
Any place that strikes my fancy.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
That I will have to turn down. Eating is something I plan to do with close friends to take a break, if you know what I mean.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Sure. Not sure if it will have anything in it, but you can look at he pretty white pages if you want.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Certainly!
Can I take your picture?
If you ask first and dont surprise me with it, ya
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I plan to enjoy a personal vacation with people I really like and doing things that I enjoy doing. Eating, drinking, and being merry.
Where are you staying?
The Omni
What day are you getting there?
Thursday, at about 1-2 in the afternoon
How are you traveling?
Greyhound on the way up, hitching a ride on the way back
Who will you be rooming with?
bigdcstile that I know of, and possible another How is the best way to find you?
Reach me via Twitter, and I keep my cell at all times. Its hard not to miss the dude with huge curly hair, either.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not that I know of
What do you look like?
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net.....43225813_n.jpg
Will you be suiting?
Nope
Do you do free art?
My art isnt that great, but I can do something, I suppose.
Do you do trades?
Im not a good artist. If you have low standards, be my guest. But dont expect anything great
Do you do badges?
Nope
What is your gender?
Male, though I look female from behind, Im told
How tall are you?
5'10
Can I talk to you?
Sure. Just dont spring at me trying to be all lovey dovey first thing. I have a thing about personal space.
Can I touch you?
Hugs are nice, handshakes are a thing I do, but thats about it
Can I visit your room?
Probably not. The room is where I crash out to sleep at the end of the day or relax for a little while in the A/C
Can I buy you drinks?
I respectfully decline
Can I give you stuff?
Sure. Everyone likes free stuff, right?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Doubtful. Again, personal space
Are you nice?
I come off as an asshole with a weird sense of humor, but apparently folks think Im nice enough. So ya, I guess
Do you have an artist table?
Nope
Will you be going to parties?
Not sure, really. There is one I plan to attend, if it happens this year
Will you be performing?
No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call me Bart. And be loud and audible. My hearing isnt that great.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Wandering about, following my roomies around, socializing. Here, there and everywhere
What/where will you be eating?
Any place that strikes my fancy.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
That I will have to turn down. Eating is something I plan to do with close friends to take a break, if you know what I mean.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Sure. Not sure if it will have anything in it, but you can look at he pretty white pages if you want.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Certainly!
Can I take your picture?
If you ask first and dont surprise me with it, ya
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I plan to enjoy a personal vacation with people I really like and doing things that I enjoy doing. Eating, drinking, and being merry.
Another Year
General | Posted 11 years agoHas come and gone. Im 21, and already feel old. Jeez.......hope it doesnt get THAT much worse. Not much fanfare, really. I can buy booze now, and thats about it.
But I have received many birthday wishes from friends, and I thank you all for that.
Much love, guys!
But I have received many birthday wishes from friends, and I thank you all for that.
Much love, guys!
Since So Many Folks Are Leaving....
General | Posted 12 years agoFigure I will post up my Weasyl page here. Im still sticking around, but a pervert has to keep track of his favorite porn artists somehow, ya know.....
https://www.weasyl.com/~bartstbernard
Look me up!
https://www.weasyl.com/~bartstbernard
Look me up!
Bulges
General | Posted 12 years agoLate night journal Q&A before I pass out in bed.
How big is too big for underwear bulges? And what kind of undergarments are sexier.
How big is too big for underwear bulges? And what kind of undergarments are sexier.
Ask Me Anything
General | Posted 12 years agoTitle says it all. Ask me anything, and Ill answer publicly. Feeling shameless tonight.
AC Meme
General | Posted 12 years agoTaken from 
modemredpill
What days will you be attending?
Thursday to Monday.
Where will you be?
More than likely following around my roomies until I can get my bearings for the place. First time full length con experience. But I am completely open otherwise.
What do you look like?
Kinda short, long curly brown hair. Newsboy cap.
How do you want to be addressed?
Bart, Mutt, or for those few that know my real name, that works.
Who will you be with?
Crux and 
dragonfireny for a while, then its solo time!
Can I talk to you?
Sure thing! Just dont surprise me, Im a little skittish.
Can I touch/hug/kiss you?
Touching I usually try to keep down to a handshake. But hugging is ok.
Are you taken?
Sorry folks. Single and keeping it that way for a while.
Where are you staying?
The Omni
Do you take commissions?
Nope.
Will you have merchandise or goodies?
Zilch
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Nada
Do you do requests/free art?
Nyet
Are you going to have a sketchpad or tablet?
I will bring a sketchpad, yes.
Do you fursuit/costume?
Fraid not.
Can I talk about/do drugs, smoke or drink in front of you?
I have a strict no drugs policy. If you talk about it, thats ok. I just ask that you not do so around me. Drinking, more of less the same, though I can hang out while you have a few.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Sure thing! I look forward to the full con experience.
Can I take pictures with you?
Ask, and thou shalt receive.
Can I hang out with you?
Sure!
How can I contact you online?
I have Twitter on my phone, so give a shout out.
modemredpill What days will you be attending?
Thursday to Monday.
Where will you be?
More than likely following around my roomies until I can get my bearings for the place. First time full length con experience. But I am completely open otherwise.
What do you look like?
Kinda short, long curly brown hair. Newsboy cap.
How do you want to be addressed?
Bart, Mutt, or for those few that know my real name, that works.
Who will you be with?
Crux and 
dragonfireny for a while, then its solo time!Can I talk to you?
Sure thing! Just dont surprise me, Im a little skittish.
Can I touch/hug/kiss you?
Touching I usually try to keep down to a handshake. But hugging is ok.
Are you taken?
Sorry folks. Single and keeping it that way for a while.
Where are you staying?
The Omni
Do you take commissions?
Nope.
Will you have merchandise or goodies?
Zilch
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Nada
Do you do requests/free art?
Nyet
Are you going to have a sketchpad or tablet?
I will bring a sketchpad, yes.
Do you fursuit/costume?
Fraid not.
Can I talk about/do drugs, smoke or drink in front of you?
I have a strict no drugs policy. If you talk about it, thats ok. I just ask that you not do so around me. Drinking, more of less the same, though I can hang out while you have a few.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Sure thing! I look forward to the full con experience.
Can I take pictures with you?
Ask, and thou shalt receive.
Can I hang out with you?
Sure!
How can I contact you online?
I have Twitter on my phone, so give a shout out.
Tumblr
General | Posted 12 years agoSo I made a Tumblr. But Ive been getting gateway errors all night trying to set it up, so I said fuck it. If something seems missing or off, let me know. Thanks.
http://bartstbernard.tumblr.com/
http://bartstbernard.tumblr.com/
Free Raffle
General | Posted 12 years agoWeasyl
General | Posted 12 years agoWell, went ahead and got one of these goofy ass weasyl accounts people have been talking about.....
20 Today
General | Posted 12 years agoWell, I survived 2 decades on this rock. Here is hoping I make it the next 20
Valentines Day Meme
General | Posted 13 years agoPilfered from a random person
1. Are you single or taken?
Single
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Not really. Just chatting with friends if theyre online
4. Do you like anyone?
Yes, but thats a secret
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Friends online, and a special someone
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really, I think its kinda stupid
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I know of
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Maybe
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Theyre the only ones that do
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
No
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yes
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Nothing
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Yes, it sucks to see all the happy couples schmoozing over one another when youre alone.
16. How is your love life?
It sucks. Madly in love with a person very far away
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
None
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
No
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Not really
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My mother last year
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Nobody
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
That special someone
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Probably none.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Unless you count your mother, yes, every year
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Card exchange in Elementary School, and its ironic as I only got them because it was an art class assignment
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
No
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
No
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Nope
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A St Bernard plushie with a heart on its chest
31. What was the worst?
Nothing at all
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No
1. Are you single or taken?
Single
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Not really. Just chatting with friends if theyre online
4. Do you like anyone?
Yes, but thats a secret
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Friends online, and a special someone
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really, I think its kinda stupid
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I know of
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Maybe
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Theyre the only ones that do
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
No
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yes
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Nothing
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Yes, it sucks to see all the happy couples schmoozing over one another when youre alone.
16. How is your love life?
It sucks. Madly in love with a person very far away
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
None
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
No
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Not really
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My mother last year
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Nobody
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
That special someone
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Probably none.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Unless you count your mother, yes, every year
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Card exchange in Elementary School, and its ironic as I only got them because it was an art class assignment
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
No
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
No
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Nope
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A St Bernard plushie with a heart on its chest
31. What was the worst?
Nothing at all
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No
How Old Were You...MEME
General | Posted 13 years agoHow old were you when... (elaborate only if you want!)
from
geemo
Lost your virginity? Not yet
Lost someone close to you? Not yet. Fairly distant from family
Consumed alcohol? Never have, never plan to
Received a kiss? 17
Went to the hospital? 7, drank 2 bottles of cough syrup because it tasted good. Stomach pump not fun
Had a broken heart? 18
Lost a pet? Not yet, but its coming, much as I dread it
Got arrested? Im a good boy
Broke a bone? Not yet
Got your first job? 18, bag boy at grocery store
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend? 17
Went to a concert? None yet
Met someone famous? Never
Got in a car wreck? 18, took an Envoy nose first into a ditch. Fuckin deer...
Dyed your hair? Never
Flew on an airplane? Never
Went to another state? 7, Moved from Carolina to WV
Went across the country? Never
Went to another country? Never
Got a tattoo? None yet
Had a piercing? 17, left ear silver hoop
Smoked pot? Never have, dont plan to. Too unstable
Smoked a cigarette? 18. Waited until I was legal to buy my first pack. Marlboro Full Flavor Shorts
Went to Disney Land or World? Never been to Pedo Land
Had A Long term relationship? 17. 2 years count?
Dated somebody of another race? Never
Passed out from drinking? Never
Became a furry? 14, lurked 4 years
Went to your first non business / work related convention? 18, Anthrocon 2011
from
geemoLost your virginity? Not yet
Lost someone close to you? Not yet. Fairly distant from family
Consumed alcohol? Never have, never plan to
Received a kiss? 17
Went to the hospital? 7, drank 2 bottles of cough syrup because it tasted good. Stomach pump not fun
Had a broken heart? 18
Lost a pet? Not yet, but its coming, much as I dread it
Got arrested? Im a good boy
Broke a bone? Not yet
Got your first job? 18, bag boy at grocery store
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend? 17
Went to a concert? None yet
Met someone famous? Never
Got in a car wreck? 18, took an Envoy nose first into a ditch. Fuckin deer...
Dyed your hair? Never
Flew on an airplane? Never
Went to another state? 7, Moved from Carolina to WV
Went across the country? Never
Went to another country? Never
Got a tattoo? None yet
Had a piercing? 17, left ear silver hoop
Smoked pot? Never have, dont plan to. Too unstable
Smoked a cigarette? 18. Waited until I was legal to buy my first pack. Marlboro Full Flavor Shorts
Went to Disney Land or World? Never been to Pedo Land
Had A Long term relationship? 17. 2 years count?
Dated somebody of another race? Never
Passed out from drinking? Never
Became a furry? 14, lurked 4 years
Went to your first non business / work related convention? 18, Anthrocon 2011
How Old Do I Act....I
General | Posted 13 years agoInteresting little meme I found, figured why not.
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[X] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket (of course, bitch please: I sell lottory)
[X] You still have and use a VCR
31...........fuck my life....
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[X] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket (of course, bitch please: I sell lottory)
[X] You still have and use a VCR
31...........fuck my life....
How Old Do I Act....
General | Posted 13 years agoPay It Forward 2013
General | Posted 13 years agoSaw this from 
jakebe and thought it was interesting, so I will give it a shot.
Whenever I do something nice for someone, and they feel the need to reciprocate, I will sometimes wave them off and tell them to "pay it forward". I also like games/raffles, that kinda thing, and it's been a while since I did something like that. So when I came across dartjunkie's pay it forward journal, I decided to engage.
If you like to do the pay-it-forward thing on occasion, too, then this is game is for you. =)
Here's how it'll work. I'll pick 4 people out of 10 at random using this method for a fair draw. To get on the list, you have to be one of the first 10 people to comment below with a link to a journal post offering the same or similar deal, for 4 recipients. (if you don't take FA notes, leave your email address). Doesn't have to be exactly the same method, you can pick people however you like, but there has to be 4 recipients. After the 10th comment, I will pick those by using a roll of the dice and matching a number to the number corresponding to your reply in chronological order.
If you win, I'll contact you and get your shipping address, Steam account name (if you have one), and a character reference along with ONE word. If you back out, or if you game the system somehow (e.g., your journal post has since been deleted), I'll go to the first runner-up in the random.org results.
What do you win? Well, similar to Jakebe's offer -- at SOME point in 2013, at a time of my choosing, I will include your character in a clean, general audience, and platonic piece of art drawn by me that will incorporate the word you provided with your character reference. In addition, I will send you something of interest or value. Won't be much. Might be an interesting book I found, or a random novelty that I come across, or even something from around my house. The time of course will be a surprise at some point during the next 12 months.
Don't be a nudge. In other words, you're not allowed to pester me about it, or make requests for specific things, or make suggestions as to what would go over better for you, and so forth. Unless it gets to 2014, and I haven't made good on my end of the bargain.
Ready? Set? Post!
jakebe and thought it was interesting, so I will give it a shot. Whenever I do something nice for someone, and they feel the need to reciprocate, I will sometimes wave them off and tell them to "pay it forward". I also like games/raffles, that kinda thing, and it's been a while since I did something like that. So when I came across dartjunkie's pay it forward journal, I decided to engage.
If you like to do the pay-it-forward thing on occasion, too, then this is game is for you. =)
Here's how it'll work. I'll pick 4 people out of 10 at random using this method for a fair draw. To get on the list, you have to be one of the first 10 people to comment below with a link to a journal post offering the same or similar deal, for 4 recipients. (if you don't take FA notes, leave your email address). Doesn't have to be exactly the same method, you can pick people however you like, but there has to be 4 recipients. After the 10th comment, I will pick those by using a roll of the dice and matching a number to the number corresponding to your reply in chronological order.
If you win, I'll contact you and get your shipping address, Steam account name (if you have one), and a character reference along with ONE word. If you back out, or if you game the system somehow (e.g., your journal post has since been deleted), I'll go to the first runner-up in the random.org results.
What do you win? Well, similar to Jakebe's offer -- at SOME point in 2013, at a time of my choosing, I will include your character in a clean, general audience, and platonic piece of art drawn by me that will incorporate the word you provided with your character reference. In addition, I will send you something of interest or value. Won't be much. Might be an interesting book I found, or a random novelty that I come across, or even something from around my house. The time of course will be a surprise at some point during the next 12 months.
Don't be a nudge. In other words, you're not allowed to pester me about it, or make requests for specific things, or make suggestions as to what would go over better for you, and so forth. Unless it gets to 2014, and I haven't made good on my end of the bargain.
Ready? Set? Post!
Tablet Get!!!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoI am now the elated owner of a Bamboo Splash tablet. So happy!!
Chance at a Free Butt!!
General | Posted 13 years agoKiss Meme (borrowed)
General | Posted 13 years agoEveryone has at least one person on FurAffinity who would LOVE to kiss you. So.. repost this to find out who would want to kiss you and WHERE they would like to kiss you? Even if your taken do this!
1- Cheek
2- Neck
3- Lips
4- Make-Out :)♥♥
5- Naughty Places
6- Skip The Kisses, Straight To Bed
1- Cheek
2- Neck
3- Lips
4- Make-Out :)♥♥
5- Naughty Places
6- Skip The Kisses, Straight To Bed
