And everyone else too! Just since in Scotland we don't really celebrate it so just sending some cheer over the pond~!


Don't forget to stuff your birds!

So some of you may have been wondering where I have been for a long while. Not posting much or giving any updates. Well! Life has been quite the rollercoaster for me right now. So I'll give a quick rundown;

Essentially I've made the choice to leave my university course. The way it was going at the time was not really how I wanted. That *sounds* like quite the snobby outlook on the topic, but the first two years leading up to the third had a wide array of choice. Many subjects and angles to choose from and I was expecting that to carry on to the upcoming years. Buuuut nope! It really narrowed down with little warning or option, and I really lost interest.

In addition, I've been needing to see a GP about...well...myself. My mood has definitely declined and the past few months have absolutely drained me of enthusiasm, and just overall happiness. I can't go into too much detail on the matter since the problems are very personal to my life, but it's affected me in such a way that I may need some professional help. Luckily I have a couple people I can rely on to give me a smile every now and then, and one amazing individual who gives up his time just to make sure I'm okay. I'm giving it another week to see how I fare before heading into a medical office.


Now, about art;

I still do enjoy it. I plan to continue drawing of course. However I feel I just need to straighten myself before taking on any 'work' so to speak.

Hence why my current commission list will be wiped effective of posting this journal

I cannot apologise enough to those who have waited for nothing, but I'm sure the opportunity will rise up again. Upcoming from me will be more...personal images. Not personal as in like emotional, depressive stuff, but like shit I've been wanting to draw but never found the time.

Things like paw stuff, more facesitting, certain creatures like sangheili, gators, snakes. Oh and vore. Lots and lots of vore.

To the one person who has pre-paid for their commission; I will either contact you soon or you can contact me. I can still do the image you asked for but it will unfortunately have a delay...again. If this is too much then you can absolutely ask for a full refund whenever.




Bottom line is, I want to get back on track with the community and drawing again but life has been super difficult for myself as of late. Thank you if you read all of this - it means a lot that you'd take time to read about a dumb birb's problems uvu

Hope to give you some smutty stuff soon <3

I know I have a commission list right now, but I'm having to put myself on hold for now. I've just got a lot to think about this past month, and I really need a little time off.

Again, sounds pretty rich coming from me - one who doesn't really have a consistent work schedule, but yeah. I have an art trade to do for a kind soul by the name of Sjru, so that'll be my 'get-back-into-things' drawing.

I hope you all understand, and I apologise for any inconvenience caused to those on my current list.

https://puu.sh/wd1N6/ea3a2a30bf.png

AAAAH! Thank you all so much guys~! Luv you all! Expect a 1k watchers pic at...somepoint. Commissions to do and such ;D


*mwah*

Soooo, I guess people may be wondering what took me so long in starting the commission list. Weeeell that little poll I made for a vore situation? Yeaaah, that one-shot pic kiiinda turned into a 2 page comic. It turns out, I REALLY bit off more than I can chew. Both pages are flat coloured, but for now I'm putting it on hold, it's really killing my drive.

As for now, I'll move onto my commissions, and I bet you're all dying to find out who made it!

In no particular order:

 MintMonkey --COMPLETE--
 Sleepfaic --COMPLETE--
 Jaelen
 ZoneDragon
 Baltocore --COMPLETE--
 -Kiel- --COMPLETE--
 Roobie
 Vairos
 Windragon2
 Mzmm
 Veem0n
 ScytheNathair
Congrats to you all, you get to commission me for some mediocre artwork! :3c
Sorry to those who missed out, like I said it was a random process, so it's just luck of the draw.

I'll be starting on this list the moment I post this exact journal, so if you see your name on here, contact me~!

PRICE SHEET CAN BE FOUND RIGHT HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8015367/

Currently goin through artblock; picking up my pen, opening my work and just goin "Bluguhdfl". So, to try and give you guys some for of interaction, I'll do something I've never done: A TMI tuesday!

Can be about anything! Art stuff, life stuff, preferences...anythin!

Sooooo...you remember the poll I created about a QUICK AND EASY commission interlude picture? About a vore situation? Well...I kinda sorta got carried away and now...iiiit's gonna be a 2-page comic. So commissions will start later than anticipated, BUT the comic is already fully lined and nearly fully flat coloured, so y-yay? ;v;

...sorry for the delay guys, it's doing me head in =v=






gosh I hope you all like it

WHEW! This final commission is near complete! Just a few final touches then BAM! I'll probably be posting it tomorrow at a better hour, but man it's a doozy!

Which means, of course, that I need to gather up peeps for a new list! Now, I know there are a lot of you wanting a place, and I do have limited spaces. However, instead of 5, this time I will extend it to 6 SLOTS for this rotation!

If you would like a commission, please contact me through notes or give me a heads up in the comments below <3. Those chosen will be selected by a Wheel-Of-Fortune-esque site, so if you don't get it this time, it's bad luck I'm afraid.

ALSO! Since the commission interlude poll seems to have died down, I may as well reveal the results!

And the winner is....

"As the sun set, Moofus was stripped down by an enormous gryphon, who ends up belching their skull later."! With 20 votes!

A little hard vore eh? Looking forward to drawing it :3c

If there are those amongst yo uwho'd rather not see a poor bird be fataly digested like that, I could do an edit that's merely feathers alongside the darker version if there is demand for it. *shrug* ovo

THANK YOU ALL FOR VOTING!!!

So! getting near the completion of the final commission on my current list - which means I get to start an all new list! Whoo!

Before I do though, I'll be doing a personal picture to offset the workload, cuz why not. Decided to use one of those nifty shindan makers to drum up some vore situations, but there are a few that sound good to me that I can't decide between; soooo I'm making a poll for you guys to vote in!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12819831

Poll ends when I post the finished final commission!

Oh, and if you want to get your own little scenario, you can visit the shindan site here!


EXTRA: If you think you can think of a better scenario than those listed, then please comment below - if it's interesting enough I may pick it over popular vote!

IIIIt's muh birthday! No longer an angsty teen - now I'm just a sad adult!

So I haven't been uploading as much as I would have hoped. Uni has my nuts in a vice right now so I can't quite get these commissions out that quick. I'll do the best I can in the upcoming weeks, but I can't promise anything! <3


But hey, birthday on the 27th this month, so I got that going for me =v=

Okay - so I should probably set the parameters of things I'd be willing to draw and not draw. The "Will draw" are things I 100% am okay with and have no question - basically what I enjoy the most. Things not on the lists can be negotiated.

WILL DRAW:
Vore (AV, UB, CV, Absorption, Navel)
Facesitting
Farts
Musk / Stink
Most species
Feet
Digestion (soft)
Hyper
Macro
Oviposition

WON'T DRAW:
Scat (I'll do implied disposal, but nothing more)
Vomit
Watersports
Diapers
Underaged
Gore (a little blood is fine, nothing excessive or centered around it)
Graphic and painful digestion
Detailed crowds (Just a pain in the ass)
Snuff



For the fetishes on my do not draw list, for those who *do* enjoy those kind of things, I won't judge. It's just what I am personally not wanting to draw. Thank you <3

My new year's resolution is to open commissions finally! So here they are! I'll be doing 5 slots at a time currently.
The prices will be set in GBP, so if you want to know how much that is in your own currency, then look it up on google =P

Sketch - £8 (+£4 for extra characters)
Line art - £14 (+£6 for extra characters)
Flat colour - £18 (+£7 for extra characters)
Simple shading - £22 (+£10 for extra characters)
Fully shaded and fancy - £30 (+£13 for extra characters)

Please note that those extra character prices are a BASE. They can increase / decrease depending on complexity. For example if it's only half a torso sticking out of a predator's maw, it will be much less. If it's a Super-hyper demi-god dragon with scales that need to be individually drawn and fluff everywhere with patterns, then expect to pay up.

Backgrounds will be negotiated on what I deem fair based on complexity. Maximum I believe would be at £15. Note that type of commission and detailing will be taken into account, i.e. Sketch backgrounds won't cost as much as a fully coloured and shaded one.

NOTE: Using my avian character (Moofus) as a secondary character in the commission will make the extra character slot only half price!!




First 5 slots are open to friends only at the moment just so I can gain some traction - afterwards I will take commissions from either my notes or in the comments of this (or future) journal.

A big ol festive wish for all of you on the holidays! And a happy new year too~!

*huuuugs and puffs up feathers with a peep* <3

So I haven't been as active as I would like to be here as of recent. I had plans to start serious commissions, do a comic, do more trades with some amazing vorish people I've met somewhat recently, but it's all kinda been put on the backburner for now.

It's nearing the end of a university trimester for me, so the assignment and exams for different modules all pile on at once, and not to mention the times where I just want time to myself!

Once I have this all settled and done with, I should have a few things come out. A Crimbus icon for myself, a festive picture for a special someone, and a butt-centric bowser picture with a few cameos of people I still need to contact about~!

Like I said, this is all gonna hopefully happen once these assignments and exams are more-or less done. The majority of which end on the upcoming Mondey, so whooo~

Thank you all for being patient with my slow ass, and double thank you for another 135 watchers since 500~! <333

OH! And if you have contacted me on Telegram or Discord or anywhere and I haven't been as talkative; this is one of the reasons but also I'm super terrible at keeping up conversation. Doesn't mean I don't like talking to you! There isn't a person yet who has came to me as of recent that I haven't liked. You're all wonderful <333. Just gimme a nudge every now and again; I can be a real bird-brain sometimes =v=

So I plan to make commissions open to the public again! I'l have my finalised prices and conditions all fleshed out, and hopefully should all run smoothly.

Until then, I'll be doing a mix of full-blown drawings and sketches of just whatever. Be it vore, facesitting, or whatever!

However, my brain is preeetty terrible at thinking of ideas, so I ask of you, dear watchers to provide them! This isn't really a *request* journal of sorts, so please no "My character with this character" and whatnot. You can ask for something with my bird if you wish, and if it's something that I find interesting, I'll give it a shot~!

ALSO HOT DAMN 600 WATCHERS ALREADY! YOU ARE ALL TOO KIND AND AMAZING ;v; <3333

Soooo I've never done one of these before. I figured there was no point with how little watchers I had. But now that I have managed to accumulate over 500 of you utterly fantastic folks (thank you picture coming soon <3) I think that I could do one with reasonable success!

So go ahead~! Ask me anything~! <3

So, some of you may have noticed that I haven't really made much in the way of art recently - and trust me, I feel absolutely *terrible* about it.

It seems that everything that can go wrong, has gone wrong, and not just with my PC, oh no, but PayPal too! Buuuut that's for later. For now, huddle in close to my nest and snuggle up with my plumage as ol' Moofy is gonna tell you about his PC. Or, problem child.

I've had my current PC for about two years, and I honestly love it to death. It's fast, looks nice, and wasn't too pricy to buy all the parts and put em together. Now note I said parts. I didn't go to a site and have them build it, nonono, I thought I could save about £200-ish buying from multiple sites and getting someone local to put it all together for me. Now, while I did save a bit of dosh, it caused a whole lot of heartbreak. Here's how;

So I had all the parts ready to go, and I needed someone to put them all together for me (I don't know what the heck I'm doing, dude). So my father told me that he knew a guy from work (at the local police station) who was handy with computers, and asked him if he would do it - to which he said yes, for a small fee of course. He said he's even throw in Windows 7 Home Professional for me! Fantastic~. One payment and a few days later and ta-da~! A shiny new PC for your favourite...uh...s-semi favourite...tolerated blue birdy!

But all was not well in Waffleville...

About 3 months later, I began to experience a strange error with my PC. It would randomly lock up with a horrible static noise from the headphones and I'd have to force restart. It seemed to only happen while playing games, so I thought it was a graphics card issue or overheating or something else I didn't understand, which was odd because my PC had absolutely no trouble running games such as Warframe or Battlefield over 60, sometimes reaching a lovely 90. (I'm not very good at diagnosing PC errors, can you tell?) So I thought I would have to take it in for a fix. The next day however, when I tested it, it was...well...perfectly fine! No problems, no crashing...what gives?

This didn't happen again for about a month or so, and when it did happen I thought back to the previous incident and decided to wait it out until tomorrow. If I booted up another game on the same day, the lock up would be almost instant. And, once again, fixed for a month or two. This would repeat for about...16 months until I decided to take it into a shop to see what was wrong. The guy there cleaned up my harddrive firstly, I tried it, fine for a month then BAM, lock up. Great. Took it back in again abouuuuut 2 weeks ago for a windows re-install. See if that would work.

And here's where shit officially hits the fan.

See, I needed the product key for the reset, the guy told me that he could possibly find it on my system, but if not then I'd need to find it myself. Obviously, I didn't have it. That guy my Dad recommended would have. So, later that day I asked him "Hey dad, I need the product key for my Windows to reinstall it. Do you think you could contact that person who works at the station to see if he may or may not have it." Once he realised who I was talking about though, his face changed in a baaaaad way, accompanied with a bleak "Ohhhh...".

You see, this man who put together my PC had been found stealing PC equipment from the station about 6 months back from the conversation. Not only that, but he was currently spending 6 years in jail for a different, more severe crime. Fantabulous.

LUCKILY~, the guy at the PC repair shop was able to find my product key, and do the re-install! I strode into that damn building with a grin, greeted the guy, and once again I was met with smile that said 'Nice to see you, but bad news.' He said "I've done what I could", I wondered what he meant by that. He promptly told me that it was a pirated version of Windows 7 on my computer. So, even though the guy at the shop was able to re-install when they really shouldn't have, I now knew that I was running on a bootleg OS. Nice.

So I get home, plug alllll my shit in, aaaaand quickly get a BlueScreen. Quickly found out the drivers for my mouse, drawing tablet and even my damn USB stick were causing them. I have since found a temporary workaround, but it is far from perfect. This has lead to a lot of frustration and fury, and I haven't got much drawing done at all and it makes me feel awful. I have so many ideas, and I can't even do them!

I'll be buying Windows 10 soon, just the ISO to get it for cheap and with the help of my boyfriend  topazknight I will install it to see if it fixes these damn problems. Oh yeah, and even now, that lock-up problem persists. Fun, right?

I mentioned PayPal earlier. I'll try to make this short, but essentailly since I haven't used it in forever, it's asking to prove that I'm me. Now obviously I must have been an idiot and used the wrong phone number for my account, because the 'confirm by text / phone call' options do not message me. The only other option is to upload a valid ID of myself. I uploaded a picture of my Student ID card - that wasn't enough. I thought 'okay, well I have a picture of my passport I guess'. However, I can't submit it because the site keeps telling me "Oh, we're still trying to validate your ID with the submission, we will let you through once we get back to you". It has been almost 3 weeks since I received the email saying to submit a different ID. And trying to get a hold of Customer Service is trash, because they ask for your phone number associated with the account but I can't because the phone number of the account is wrong.

I can't receive payment for my first ever commission (sorry it's taken so long, Toumak :c) and I can't even get to drawing anything else until this is all done. GUDHUHGH.

So that's where I've been this past month or so. Once the problems are resolved, I'll let you guys know and get back to drawing. Here is a list of things you can expect soon:

Wolf O'Donnel and Leon teamfucking my boyfriend's deer~
Some good ol' dad Bowser sweaty facesitting buttsmooshing
Dragon vore with gratuitous bulges and drool
perhaps a bit of bird butt
More Commissions~!

Soooo yeah. Stay tuned, I apologise for the delay, and thank you all for sticking with me and not just abandoning my profile <3
Birb loves ya very much ^v^ *smoochpeck*

TL;DR PC was built by guy now in jail for 6+ years. PC has had lock-up problems. Tried to fix, found out Windows installed by jail guy is pirated, now drivers crash my system and I cannot draw until fixed. PayPal is also buggered, and their customer service is more ass than 's gallery.

So for all 0 of you wondering, no I haven't died or quit. For the past month I had a university assignment to complete, and right after I had to take my PC into a shop for repairs. Its run locally by like 1 person, so they don't work over the weekend. It's been in the shop since Wednesday, and am hoping for good news tomorrow.

As for drawing, I still have plans for it! Such as finishing my first ever commission and then doing something for Bowser day (fuck you everyday is leatherdaddy day!) and then other draws / possible commissions in the near future, so stay tuned and such!

I wake up today to find that I have surpassed 300 watchers and one of my pictures finally getting over 100 faves~! I know for some of you that doesn't seem like much and you get that amount for simply sneezing, but for me this is a pretty big deal~!

Thank you all so very much for your support and love, and I hope that I don't disappoint any of you in the future ^v^ <3

Kisses~! *MWAH*

Shit dude, seems like forever ago I was talking about this and I just kinda slinked away hoping nobody would notice! But it's finally happening - I will be opening commissions~

On this journal will be a special early access preorder edition BETA price sheet. I think this is an okay setup but if there is issues with it then it may be subject to change.

Also not, that since I live in bonny Scotland, these prices are in pounds sterling - so please make sure you adjust accordingly! (although I will include USD equivalents)

So, the main event. Current prices are as follows;

Sketch - £8 / $11
Line art - £14 / $18
Flat colour - £18 / $25
Simple shading - £22 / $30
Fully shaded and fancy - £30 / $42

Extra Characters are £7 - £10 (this may vary depending on situation. i.e. in a vore pic, just a pair of legs kicking out of a drooling maw won't cost this much)

Backgrounds will be negotiated on what I deem fair based on complexity. Maximum I believe would be at £15. Note that type of commission and detailing will be taken into account.

Any further complexities or details that may prove difficult (don't really know an example but it could come up!) will be negotiated extra.

I want to keep my prices fair. I don't want to gyp people out of their hard earned monies, so if anyone has any problems with this list then please speak up about it!

As for rate of work - I will start out slow. Once a week is probably my starting point, but I will give updates on when I am working on it or even if I would like to stream the piece!

Aaaaand that's about it! I don't have a system for actually PICKING who I'm doing first so uh...yeah.

If you want to comment on the prices or something like that then do it here! If you wish to talk about a commission then please send me a NOTE about it <3

Thank you all <3333 *mwah*~

Streaming the lining, colouring and shading of my Latch vore picture! Finally some work done by the birb!

There will be no mic nor music because I am hella too shy for that, buuuuut I will be talking / answering any questions you have in the stream chat! So come and have a gander if you wish! <3

https://picarto.tv/Moofus

Wheee! This little house martin is now 19 years of age! And I'm gonna do something extra special tonight!...PLAY WARFRAME AND TF2 AND SIT INDOORS FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT WHOOOO

Heyo! So as I have stated on my profile page, I am a great fan of Warframe. However, there is only 1 problem I have right now: I'm a bit of a lonely fuck =P

I do have a couple friends who do play the game, but unfortunately they do have other responsibilities such as work or classes, which I currently don't have (not until February).
So it's kinda hard to just sit and chill with a few people and play a game with some awesome folks, you know? So the point of this is to just ask if there is anyone out there willing to come play!

We could grind (giggidy), mess around or do whatever! Just as long as there's players! :3