https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7070063/ Y'all should totally buy some awesome art from this lovely lady over here. Just sayin.

I need monies to feed my gaming addiction. I also need an excuse to keep drawing. Don't suppose anyone would be interested in commissioning me?

$5 colored head shot
$10 full body sketch (can be naughty if you wish, add $7 per extra character)
$15 Full body colored (can be naughty if you wish, add $10 per extra character)

I'd rather not draw feces/urine, and I won't draw porn of characters under the age of 18. Pretty much everything else is fine by me.

Comment here, or better yet, note me if you're interested.

Drawing porn. Mom is suddenly at my bedroom door looking in (my room is unfortunately set up in a way you can see the computer screen from the door) and starts telling me about dinner plans. I am startled. I do not have time to minimize my porn. My pride does not allow me to get embarrassed. I am stubborn. I'm not listening to the dinner plans. I am busy talking myself up that dammit, if mom can't handle that I draw porn of... let's face it, cartoon animals, then she can go to hell.

I AM NOT IN THE WRONG BECAUSE I AM DEFIANT. IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO FIGHT THE POWER. I WEAR GLASSES, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T NEED THEM, BECAUSE I'M IRONIC.

She finishes telling me about dinner plans I did not hear. I turn back to my computer screen.

My tools box is placed over the porn part of my drawing. With it there, it simply looks like a drawing of a sleeping penguin.

I sit and laugh hardily over my accidental victory.

Over seven hundred people still watch this account for some reason SO.

Want to enter to win a pretty bracelet? For free? The best price EVER? Go here.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4854670/

Not that I'm eligible or wear jewelry anyway. But I might as well use the account for something.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys ^^ Y'all are awesome.