That was the birthday alarm... XD

BUT YES, it's my dear friend  kosi-ukami's 20th birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, yoooooooooooooooou!!!

Most of my titles for anything are song or musician names. Sometimes I try to break free from them, but... it's kinda fun.

You know what two good movies are that were totally not popular? Open Season and Surf's Up.

Normally I HATE CG/3-D/whatever movies, but those were GROOD. And I don't like penguins too much, but Surf's Up was the best penguin movie I've EVER seen. Happy Feet was ok, though.

What's up with penguin movies, anyways? Why are they so popular?

Well, I recommend you go see Open Season and Surf's Up. They'll make you smiiiiile. :D

I love watching the gay people's channel, Logo. They have good movies on there sometimes.

*hums the theme for We're Back*

I set up my artblog today, finally.

http://sawtoothstudios.livejournal.com/

It's gonna have a lot of non-porn, info on my kids' book, and after April, my comic stuff.

Whatever happened to me making my website? XD I've put it off, and it's just hard for me to make, haha.

D:<

Why are you what you are?

Why did you pick the animal you use as a fursona?

Do you connect with your animal? (If you're an otter, do you like to swim? If you're a wolf, do you like to sing and spend time with your family?)

Do you enjoy being in the same habitat that your animal likes? (If you're a bear, do you like to be in wooded areas?)

Did you just choose your animal because it looks cool?

Are you a character that was featured on a videogame (IE, Pokemon)? How do you connect to this character?

*is curious*

Ok, thinking of starting an art blog over on LJ. It'll have mostly not porn, though. Would anyone be interested in that?

Next, my character/fursona, Moonie, may be going under some changes. I'm making her part bear. So, a wolf-bear. I just... want to keep her stripes somehow... so, I'll have to be creative. I don't want her to be a wolf-tiger-bear because it's just too much going on.

Wow... I thought I had more to say? XD Eh, guess not.

1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Four decades is a long period in anyone's book."

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?

More books.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Courage, The Cowardly Dog

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?

10:28

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:26

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The dogs playing with their talking dog toy

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Throwing Ziggy out for being a nuisance to my bunny

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Kosi's journal

9.) What are you wearing?

PJs cuz I'm doing laundry right now

10.) Did you dream last night?

Yes, I had a dream about my fabulous kitty, Ergo, hunting down people in Halo with me. Weirrrd.

11.) When did you last laugh?

At my sister last night.

12.) What are on the walls you are in?

Various animal parts (coyote skull, fox skull, rat and bird skull, a replica of a wolf skull and a turtle shell light I made), a dreamcatcher, TON and TONS of animal pictures, posters (one with Willem Dafoe... ohh) and pictures my friends have drawn me.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?

Oh yeah. I'm browsing Fur Affinity, aren't I?

14.) What do you think of this quiz?

Um... it's taking me away from being productive! XD

15.) What was the last film you saw?

POTC 3. And it SUCKED. (I rented it, btw)

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Pay off college, fix my car up, pay off all my parents' bills, go back to college (for my 2-D animation bachelors degree), buy my sister a car (a shitty car), MOVE OUT, buy more fish XD, visit friends, buy CS3 Master Edition, buy all of Spongebob, Courage, Grounded for Life, and whatever animes I can think of on DVD, take Nani out to Panda Express EVERY day until we got sick of it, have many nights of debauchery with her, go to Yellowstone (take Nani with me), visit Alaska (Nani, you can come, too), buy some elk because it's yummy, go to Tokyo (with Nani, again XD), buy my dad a nice truck and... buy lots and lots of books!

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?

I like cheesy and "cliche" romantic things.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?

Um. I'd neuter and spay all of the stupid people...

19.) Do you like to dance?

Of course!

20.) George Bush:

I'd punch him in the nose.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Veda. Or Meredeth.

22.) Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'd move to Canada.

23.) Any turn on fetish?

Yup, but we're not talking about this now.

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?

Oh, there you are!

25.) Tag three people who must also do this in THEIR journal

I DON'T WANT TOOOOO.

Is anyone interested in doing an Open Canvas session with me?

There's a picture I have a good idea of doing... a rave scene. It'd be fun. I'd draw Moonie... and.. you could draw your character.

My friends that I normally oC with don't have a very good internet connection and oC hates us all anyways. D:

I suppose I could have two people oC with me... hmm...

If ya interested, write me back. I plan to take all Thursday night to do it. Well, not all. But MOST! HAHA!

Which means super-art-overdrive craziness. I've gotten sooo many presents drawn, and I'm sculpting three presents.

I'm still finishing up commissions, god, I'm so friggen slow. I have my last batch of tail icons to upload, too, but maybe tomorrow.

And I'm illustrating a children's book about a horse. I've done nothing but draw horses for the last week... and actually, I'm not horrible at it anymore! Haha!

AND, I'm getting back into hiking. I used to go on the Appalachian Trail all the time, back in GA. And I've been camping all over the eastern side of the US. So why not hike and camp in the western side? I'd have fun, enjoy nature, AND lose weight!

I'm too scared to do an (alone) overnight hike here in CO. I fear bears and cougars. Cougars mostly. And it's kinda too cold for me. :P And crazy mountain men rapists. o.o But, alas, there are probably none of those and I'm just crazy. 8D

Next weekend,  kosi-ukami and I are going to the Roosevelt National Forest to wander around for a while. :3

BAaaaaaaaaaaah, huzzah, I'm downloading Second Life. But not like I can play it with people yet, until I get high-speed after the holidays sometime. :p I must figure out how it works.. cuz.. I'm such a noob right now.

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random(Hopefully interesting) facts about themselves.
3. The tagged should write a journal of these facts.
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named.
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

1.) When I was little, I TOTALLY believed in Casper the ghost. He was my invisible friend. XD

2.) I barely leave the house. Why? I don't have to and my car is frozen solid right now. MY POOR BABY. I MISS DRIVING HER SOOOO MUCH!!! I spend most of my time on homework and cleaning.

3.) I plan on opening up my own animation studio someday.

4.) I usually have really messed up dreams about people killing each other, lesbian-ghost people, zombies, my pets, Noval and I screwing in odd places and flying. Flying is fun. See, I don't have to be high to see weird things and have strange feelings. I have to be asleep.

5.) I take drug matters very seriously. As in, I AM AGAINST THEM! I don't care what you do in your own time IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, but as soon as you start talking to me, OR DRIVING, it's going to be my problem. I've seen what it does to people...

6.) One time, I was online, and I was talking to my friend. She went to bed, and then someone else started talking to me. I didn't know who it was... they said they were her brother and SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE. She lived across from me in my old townhouse neighborhood... and this person said they were in her house! They were like "Come outside, I'll meet you at the mailboxes!" (They offered to come to my house, but I wouldn't tell them where I lived). They got mad after I said I couldn't leave and then got pissy with me. So I blocked them. To this day, I think it was her single dad.

7.) Octopus is delicious. Pickles are nasty. Oh, I like salmon roe, too. If I could, I'd open up my own fish farm and eat everything.OMNOMNOMNOMFISSHHH.

8.) You know how everyone believes in global warming? Well, I sorta do, too, but I do not think it's a man-made thing. THE SUN IS GETTING BIGGER! DUH!!! It's a star, remember, and stars get larger as they get older, eventually exploding! Boom! Supernova! And then, we are screwed!

I TAG:
 Kosi-Ukami
(Shhhh, I know it's only one person!)

Once I turn 21, I wanna try some. I hear it tastes like lighter fluid... but.. I'll try anyways. Only 7 months until that. :D My family is taking me to Vegas... thought I really don't want to go unless I can get a lot of people to go with me.

I've already done a questionnaire like this, but I think these are fun.

What is the name of your fursona?
Moonbyrn

Where did the name of your fursona come from?
I was thinking of a new name for her, and I was at the beach, sitting in the sun. I was like "I'm gonna get sunburned... sunburned... MOON BURN! What would that be like? Would I get paler? I'll have to spell it with a 'y' for extra coolness."

What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
Honestly, I didn't chose it. I don't think you chose these, they just happen. (I do believe in totem animals and all this jazz). She was a fox to begin with, but it didn't fit me right, so she just morphed into a tiger-wolf.

What color is your fursona and why?
She's a reddish Grey Wolf with tiger stripes. She gets her redness from her tiger half, as well as the stripes.

What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your personality?
We're pretty much the same, I am her, she is me.

What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in real life?
Any jewelry I have, mostly necklaces.

What is one thing you think you would say to your fursona if you could meet?
"Can I pet you?"

What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
"Can I pet you?" :P

How has your fursona changed over the years?
SOOO MUCH! She used to be a blue fox, then she was a blue wolf-thing, then she was a dude, then she became a tiger-wolf and orange, now she's more greyish-red than orange. She's ALWAYS had her scars in some form.

How long have you had this fursona?
Since 2002

Would you like to be more like your fursona?
Yeah. The only difference between her and myself is the good eyesight. XD

First off, I'd like to thank everyone who left a comment in that last journal. I read them, but I didn't have the umph to reply. Imma sorry. *hugs for everyone*

Noval came and visited, we had a lot of fun. Is it bad I miss him already?! o_O He brought a bunch of Wii games with him... and I was totally hooked to Mario Strikers (or whatever it's called). We'll just call it Mario Soccer. I totally sucked at it at first.. then I got ok. Out of like the 20 games we played, I only one 1. X3 And I was Bowser. I <3 Bowser. If his team is losing, they show a little clip of him being all D8. It's so sad. :3

I've been working like a mad woman on my website lately! Yeah! It's getting close to being done. But I'm not sure how well it's going to fly because it's my first website ever.. that I built... urg. So when I get a job and such, Imma have to hire someone to build a better one for me. XD That is, if my website proves to be unstable. And if I get a job... I had a mini interview with Subway a few days ago... so hopefully... *crosses fingers*

Icons are mostly done... I have about 3 to upload and a few I'm working on. After I upload this journal, I'm not taking anymore. I do them all by hand, so none of them are the same. It's just... I dunno, I wanna animate something else now. D:
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You know that deer head I took and cleaned? Oh my god, it was so clean. I had to take some foam and Model Magic to even rebuild its' skull cavity because it was so damaged (but at least I didn't have to scrape out brains) and I mounted the antlers on it. It'd been sitting in our barn-garage for a few days while I let everything dry on it, but a stray cat got in there, and I moved it into my bedroom to avoid it being damaged... my cats stay in there at night and I didn't want cat fights to cause it to fall. And my kitties like to rub on the antlers... but it was like one day away from being strong enough to be stuck on my wall.

In my room, it was on a ledge near my fireplace. My dogs know better than to eat my shit... plus, I spend most of my time down there, so I can keep an eye on things. My bedroom does not have a door (cuz it's some weird basement thing).

My aunt comes over while we are not home... and leaves one of her dogs in the living room, one in the kitchen. She's got two hyperactive dogs who I don't like much to begin with. She closes all of the doors so her dog can only get into... MY ROOM.

When she told me this, we were at lunch. And my eyes went O.O and I turned to my sister and said, "My deer. MY DEER. I'm going to kill them if they eat my deer." My sister tells my aunt this, and she says "Pfft, no she won't." My sister tells her that I'll cry, and my aunt goes "Oh well."

I WAS LIVID.

ANYWAYS, we get home, I rush inside to find her fucking rat terrier with one of the antlers. I shoo him outside, and her OTHER dog, a Lab puppy, got out of the kitchen. I shoo her outside, too, then look in the living room. My deer... My deer skull.. was turned to dust all over my mom's couch. My sister comes in and goes... "oh..." and hugs me and I start BAWLING. She helped me clean it up, too... then my dad walks in, starts (jokingly) talking shit to me, and I snap at him and start crying more. Then my mom and aunt come in, see me frantically cleaning and sobbing and THEN... THEN MY AUNT FEELS BAD. She was like "ooooh, what can I do?" and I just said, "leave me alone... nothing.." Plus, her fucking dirtbags shit all over the place... as if smelly bone-dust wasn't bad enough to clean up.

I feel bad for being snappy towards her, but what the FUCK did I go through to get the head? HM? TWO WEEKS WORTH OF WORK DOWN THE GODDAMNED DRAIN FOR NOTHING... SO HER PRECIOUS DOGS WHO ARE TOO FUCKING GOOD TO GO OUT IN THE YARD WITH OUR DOGS COULD HAVE A SNACK?! And I almost lost my lunch a few times, like when I had to clean out half of an EYE, when I had to CUT it off and NOT TO MENTION I lost my appetite for a few days. :P

I hope they get sick! Fuckers, I never want to see them ever fucking again. I'm not mad at my aunt, but I just want to know WHY she couldn't put them out in the yard. Fuck.

I think I'm more mad that no one has EVER taken me seriously until I'm screaming at people and in tears.

So... All I have left are the antlers (one with dog damage), the jaws with dog damage, part of the skull (one eye socket with teeth) and one chunk of the other side of the skull... You know, atleast I still DO have the antlers, but if I wanted just those, I would've just cut them off. I'm considering getting out my Super Sculpey and rebuilding it, but I don't think I'm good enough. But, my dad was totally there for me... after I cleaned everything up, I went into the yard and was trying to relax, and he came up to me and hugged me... he totally knew how I felt. He said, "I know it was important to you... it was special because YOU found it, YOU cleaned it. We can look for another one for you.. I know it won't be the same, but if you want.." so he's thinking about getting me a bison skull.

A few hours later, my mom and aunt were cleaning or something outside, and they found the half of the deer face I had to remove (eye area and cheeks) and my aunt was like "OOOH, I didn't know you CLEANED it."

NYUHHHHDURRHURR.

Oh, and in 10 days, Noval is visiting. But oh, GUESS WHAT! Apparently, we're horny 16 year olds and not allowed to sleep in the same bed or ROOM for that matter! But to be blunt, we're horny ADULTS who are SMART enough to fuck around WHEN NO ONE IS FLIPPIN' HOME.

When he visited the first time, we slept in the same bed, but all of a sudden IT'S BAD?! WTF. I NEED TO MOVE THE HELL OUT. I need to graduate already, but I graduate next July.

I hate my life.

Oh, and one more thing. I wouldn't be so bitter if people didn't make fun of me. I hate being made fun of. Right now, it's all the rage to make fun of me for cleaning dead animals. Oh my god, that's so funny! Hahaha. I'll get a job with a fucking taxidermist cleaning shit and I'll make good money, THEN see how they'll make fun of me. DURR HURR HURRRRRRRRRRFUCK.

I have some art to upload, but it will have to wait.

(stolen from  aayatomi)

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Create an animated motion picture movie (2-D, thank you, none of that Pixar 3-D junk here.)
2.) Meet some of my online friends
3.) Get married XD

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Moonie
2.) Nicole
3.) ...Nikki

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) Moonbyrn
2.) Redbowser666
3.) (I don't have any more!)

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) My hair
2.) My boobs
3.) My hands and fingernails XD

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) German!
2.) Irish
3.) Polish

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Dora the Explorer
2.) Ghosts/zombies
3.) BEING LEFT BEHIND! EEP!

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) MUSIC.
2.) Ergo!
3.) Noval! :D

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Bright orange hunting jacket
2.) Pants
3.) A nice warm hat!

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Linkin Park
2.) A Perfect Circle
3.) Franz Ferdinand

Three Of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment anyway):
1.) Evanesence-"Even in Death"
2.) Apoptygma Berzerk-"Pikachu" (I think that's the title)
3.) Placebo-"One of a Kind"

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) ROMANCE!
2.) Snuggles!
3.) Lots of comminication!!!

Two Truths And A Lie:
1.) I did laundry yesterday.
2.) I OWN A COCK. (A ROOSTER OR A PEENER?!?!?!?!)
3.) I LOVE PETER PARKER.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) A cute smile with an even cuter laugh.
2.) A warm hug. (Ever hugged a cold person? Bleh!)
3.) Must be pudgy. MUST.

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) DRAWING!!!
2.) SLEEPING!!!
3.) DRIVING!!!

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Snuggle!
2.) Race someone on Mario Kart
3.) Harrass someone! (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, NOVAL... AND KOSI!)

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) An Artist (Animator)
2.) Animal Caretaker/rehabilitator/zookeeper
3.) An Artist (illustrator for books)

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) St. George's Island, Florida
2.) Somewhere in California
3.) Dallas, Georgia

Three Pet's Names You Like:
1.) Ergo-for a kitty (oh wait! XD)
2.) Ian-for a LARGE dog
3.) Hades-either a boy betta fish or a dog... again.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) I like ponies.
2.) If it's cute, I love it.
3.) Um... I have lots and LOTS of plushies. (Most of them are tigers, wolves and... ponies.)

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) I think boy clothes are more comfy than girl clothes (seriously, if I could wear dude clothes and not be called butch, I'd SO be there)
2.) I like getting dirty (not in the perverse way, thank you)
3.) I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. MMMMMOSTOFTHETIME. Like 90% of the time. Until Noval visits or I visit him. XD
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THIS IS ALL THERE IS TO REPORT. GODDAMN, someone is watching Grease. SHOOT ME.

My trip to Estes Park and Grand Lake was super fabulous. Go read!

http://moonbyrn.livejournal.com/156969.html

THEN ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS' LIST.

It makes me feel special. 8D

And I need a new camera. D:

And doing those swooshy icons has re-awakened my love of animating. I'm getting a little bit of cash soon, and I'm buying a peg bar and ream of animation paper. I'm getting my dad to help me convert my drawing table into a light box, too. He built my drawing table, too... so it shouldn't be that hard.

I'm scared to do it tradtionally!

But I've made up my mind... after this schooling, I'm working and paying off my loan. Then I'm going back (TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL, ARG) and getting a (hopefully) bachelors degree in 2-D animation.

We're going to Estes Park this weekend in search of moose. Honestly, I hope I see some... and some other animals.

Thanks to all the people that replied to that last journal, I know who I'll be picking to help me with my 'theme song' I just haven't noted them yet.

Oh, and while I'm away, I'll be working on those swooshy tail icons. So hopefully I'll have most of them done. Also, if you don't feel like arting for them, you can send $5 my way.

I've been SUPER busy with school this week, so I've barely been able to work on them. D: I hate my HTML class, the teacher makes us present our friggen homework assignments. Gah.

I'm also working very hard on my website (sawtoothstudio.com) and I'm going to be hosting a webcomic there I'm working with my good buddy, Veelo. Go check out his webbersite. It might offend some people, and it might make you laugh. http://www.veelovega.com/blog/

Ok, I've been thinkin' about this idea for quite some time... and it sounds lame, but I think Moonie needs a theme song.

I LOVE dance music. So I'm thinking her song could be a drum and bass tune, or a trance song. There doesn't have to be vocals. I'm thinking 3-4 minutes long. Does anyone know of any musicians I can bother about this? :B ARE YOU A MUSICIAN WHO I CAN BOTHER ABOUT THIS?! PLZ NOTE: Whoever takes this up, I swear, I'm going to be up in your face about how EXACTLY the song should be. I've been trying for... like 3 months now to make a simple tune in FL, and I can't! XD I'M MUSICALLY CHALLENGED! AHHH! I have ideas, I just can't make them happen! D:

I just can't pay in cash, but I can pay in art. MAKE ME YOUR ART SLAVEEEEEEEE! I'll draw like 5 things for you, I swear! (Full color, ect.) (Porn, too. I do porn, yeah XD)
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Also probably going to have to shut down the commissions... Christmas and some birthdays are coming, and seeing as I'm broke, I MAKE ART! I know C-mas is a ways off, but I have a lot of things to make. And school keeps me pretty artistically busy, too. I know I have two commissions right now I have to finish up here...
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I totally did not expect to be making swoothy tail/pooting icons for people! I BLAME  aayatomi! :P But yeah, if your interested, drop me a note and draw me something, too! IT COSTS ART, not money! I love getting art. :3

http://www.lies.com/wp/images/god_hates_fags.jpg

Why I'm not a Christian.

There's so much hate in that religion.

This image would not bother me so much if those were adults, not kids. Do they even know what a "fag" is?

Do they even know where babies come from? o_O

Yeah, I know there's a godhatesfurries.com, too. People suck.

I'm tired of dealing with bullshiiiiiiiiit. D:

The internet at my school has been down lately, and I need the internet to do my schoolings. I have to be on this online seminar thing at a certain time everyday, and yesterday I couldn't do it at all... and today I couldn't get on the internet at my school, so I got FURIOUS and went home to see if I could get it to work on my dial-up.

IT DOES! Now I don't have to drive nowheres or get dressed. XD

ROCK ON!

And I'm leaving dA. I'm sick of that site, honestly. I've been there for almost 4 years and it's gone downhill so much. It's become a Myspace. And now, people are getting their accounts hacked... so... I'm leaving it. There's too much drama. Does any one know of any other art-displaying websites?

My biological father insulted my little sister and my family. I disowned him as my dad after that. He's always been a complete shit to me, even more of an ass to my sister. I don't remember what started the fight, but my sister was a snob to him in an email. He went nuts, said she meant nothing to him, called her a bitch, cunt, ect. and... the thing that hurts me the most (and maybe her, iunno) is when he said, "I spit in a cup and you are what developed."

My mother and my aunt (she's mostly my dad XD) wrote him emails telling him to leave us alone, but he persisted! He kept calling her names, but then coming to me and saying, "well, I never meant to hurt anyone! You're reading my emails wrong!" and lies such as those. My sister and I haven't spoken to him since... well... until his birthday last year.

I call him up and say "Happy Birthday!" and.. him, being the fucking asswipe he is, ignores my happy message and talks about my sister. Well, I was trying to make good, I guess, and I told my sister to just say happy b-day to him, if he got bitchy, hang up. Well, she doesn't even get to SAY it, he starts insulting her with names and other put-downs. She didn't hang up until about 10 minutes passed. She was crying SO hard... I didn't mean for that to happen! He then called back and left a voicemail that said "If you ever want to get to know your REAL father, call me back. If not, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"

WELL!

Since then I haven't written him an email, called him, nothing. I wondered if he'd died, even... then I get an email from him a few days ago. Of course, he mentioned how my sister never returns his emails or anything. Maybe it's because he hasn't written anything to her..? I'M NOT SURE. I'm wondering if I need to tell him off... For good.

He's obviously the bitter type, the kind of person that never lets go of the past. He still blames my mom for shit... they got divorced 14 years ago!

My stepdad and I have talked about me actually being legally adopted by him, but I don't like the name "Nicole Brown." If only he had a cooler last name... XD

But yeah, sorry for the rant... this just... pisses me off to no end. If anyone is going to call my sister names, IT'S ME. D:< No one else is allowed to!

This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have

Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
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This was sad! I was hoping I'd have a larger bar tab!

Working on some book ideas... over at Lulu.com. My Storefront is here http://www.lulu.com/Moonbyrn . Right now, I'm working on a book showcasing my art and it will have my favorite pieces along with stuff that nobody's ever seen before.

After that, how about a book of porn? I'd have to go ask the people that have commissioned me if they approve of my work (of their characters) in a book... but not now.

 kosi-uukami are also working on a story about forbidden romance, and we're going to try and get it published in the same manner. We're still in the process of writing it, however!

I don't update my journal enough. :3

School has been a bitch. Well, the people that run it. About 2 weeks ago, I march up into the admission office, ask to speak to the head of the school and they told me I wasn't able to (she was busy). So, other deans asked me if they could help, and I told them no. See, I thought I had been lied to, when I hadn't been.

FLASHBACK! When I started school, I went there to be a Graphic Arts major. They said they didn't offer that class because the graduates there weren't getting hired, so I went into Computer Science. Whoo, I liked it, but it wasn't my calling. Then, I began to notice G.A. students. New people being introduced, people talking about them. I was pissed. I was told I couldn't enter that program, but there people are, IN IT. So I decided, "Though I know I can't make as much money in an art job as a computer job, I'll be a thousand times more happier. I just want enough to support myself. I want to be an artist." (Actually, I want to be an art director or animation director.)

SOBACKTOMYSTORY: When school was over, I ask again, and I speak to this once secretary chick who's always helped me with whatever. She explained to me what was going on, that they DID offer Graphic Arts. They started it back up again. Then the dean of IT comes up and explains to me that I can't be sucessful in that field. Over, and over, and over again. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that from him since I started at the college. (However, I know this isn't true!) In the middle of his sentence, I look back at the secretary and she asks me if I'm ok. I say no, start crying and just walk out. I decided that if he (the dean) isn't going to put me in G.A., I'm going to a different school.

So the next day, I go to school. This was the ONLY day in my entire life I've NEVER wanted to go to college. I go in, throw my shit down in my chair and go to get a soda pop. While I'm doing that, this other admission councelor comes up to me and asks me when I want to be put in G.A. I wanted to hug her. XD She explained to me why I wasn't able to start G.A. when I came here. It wasn't because their graduates weren't finding jobs, they were having issues with the online portions of it.

So, now I'm in G.A. :D I'll be graduating in exactly a year. Once I gradumuhcate, Imma get an awesome job somewhere, pay off my loan and go back for my Bachelors degree. Maybe in animation, maybe something else art related. I really do wanna be an animation director, though. I wanna be like Miyazaki. :3 He'smyhero. Also, I'm looking for an art job now. I've applied to about 13 different classified ads looking for a comic book colorist or inker. NO REPLIES YET. GAH. So if anyone's looking for an artist and can pay me $15 a page, NOTE ME. D:<

So, pardon me while I embrace my artistic geneious that I've been bottling up for 6 months.

OH, ONE MORE THING: While I was jumping on the trampoline with my sister last night, she fell over. This made me laugh very hard. Then I tripped over her. Then my ankle went CRACK! Now it's all sprained and shit. I don't have an ankle anymore, I have a cankle! I ain't never been in so much pain! IHATEIT. AHH BODATO FOOT!

Back from Pittsburgh. I love it there. Seriously. Imma try to move there when Imma done with school. I'll get a bitchin' apartment with my Ergo and my other wee animals and there will never be a shortage of seafood. EVER. Maybe Noval can move in, too, if he can handle the large amounts of awesome. ;)

I'm making shrimp alfredo tonight. 8D

And my tablet's USB wire is screwing up. It only works if you hold it at an angle! I wonder if it traveling with me was too much for it... *gets duct tape*

MY NOT YET FUNCTIONING WEBSITE!

http://sawtoothstudio.com/

It's going to be badass. It's going to showcase my art in a professional manner, while, if I like you enough (or if you ask) I'll set you up with a username and password and you may see my adult works (but the general public cannot).

We (we being myself and  minuskitty ) might see if we can get an oekaki board up. Wouldn't that be cool? :3

But we just started work on it yesterday, so we haven't gotten very far along. I want a tuna sammich!

GOING TO PITTSBURGH, JULY 12-24th. But not this weekend, when AC is happening... sigh, furries.

Mar, one of my bullfrogs, hardly eats much anymore. I think Ergo has tormented him too much (Ergo puts his face up against the glass and swats at them, and it freaks them out) and... yeah. Azu ate almost a whole earthworm today, then a cricket... shit, he's not that big!

But yes, poor Ergo isn't allowed in mah room until he learns some manners. Sucks cuz I like sleeping with my kitty.