You're my oral stimulator...

Why can't I see you later?

FUCK! IN OTHER NEWS, MY LOCAL ARCADE GOT A SUPERNOVA MACHINE. HAHAHAHAAAAAARRR! YAY! They got it on my birthday, too, and now I'm 20. And I hate all teenagers! D:<

I also hate Algebra and getting called on in class. Bitches.

And finally, on my birthday, I went to a wolf rescue center sanctuary thing, and WOOOW. Wolves are awesome. I'm now a volunteer there, but I'll be going this weekend to go help out, which means I'm missing the Rocky Mountain Furcon. Um. Not like I had $50 to blow, anyways. That's awfully pricey for a con. >.>

Expect a lotta wolf art. XD

Okay, okay! So, Pokeymans, yes, I can't get it to hook up to my Wifi here, so I'll have to go to Mcdonalds or something. Then I will share my friend's code and I'll ask for like... everyone's here.

Then I was forced to join Wolfhome, so bother me there, please. I'm LONELY!

Then, I've been playing in Stepmania and who wants to be a guinea pig? I've been makin' steps for a bunch of songs, and backrounds and banners and shit. COOL!

For my birthday, I'm going to a wolf rescue center. I've never seen a grey wolf. I've only seen subspecies. Urg. But hopefully, I'll see a TON and maybe.. touch one?!

THEN EVERYONE WILL BE JEALOUS!

Commissions are still open!

Oh my GAWD. Spiderman 3 was sooooo good. I love the Spiderman movies so very very much. I used to think Tobey Magiure was soooo friggen hot. XD

Doc Oc looks like my first boyfriend.

I think the Green Goblin was hot in that old guy way. I love Willem Dafoe. He's prolly my favorite actor.

My friend, Nani, came with me. She's not big into American comics and stuff... But we cried together when *bleep!* got *bleep* *BLEEEEEEEEEEPSPOILERBLEEEP* and then they had milk and cookies together.

We were like the only girls in the theater though. XD

Has anyone else seen it? Did anyone else think Pete was hot when he was all mean and shit. (He did look like an emo kid, though. D:)

FURTHERMORE:
Commission me.

I want art. Art. I never get art for my birthday. My favorite artist is  seely. *hint*

I loff getting art. I never seem to get it.  dematari draws me stuff a bunch, but... she's like the only one. (WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DRAW ME?!) I'd rather have you make me something than buy me something. Bwahahahaaaar. Naw, nobody has to get me anything. It's just nice to rant about this. (I'm so shameless!)

I'm depressed, though, cuz like.. half of my family is flying out of town on my birthday. D: I wanna see if I can go to Pittsburgh, then. Psha.

Noval got me Pokemon Diamond for mah b-day (MAY 25TH). But I can't play it yet, it's still at his house. DX

Why do you people want shemale bunnies from me?!?! XD I got commissioned to draw one again. Oh well. XP I don't like bunnies too particularly, but... I'm becoming a pro at drawing them now. XD

I never EVER thought that my mother would ask me if I were a furry. Well, she did. She showed some of my work off to people at her work, and they're artists, too. The told her that she needs to make sure that her daughter avoids furries. My mom didn't know what a furry was, so she had to have it explained to her. My sister then asked what a furry was, and my mom gave the stereyotype. (Fat dudes, dressing up as animals, doing things to animals, ect.)

Then she asked me if I knew what one was, and I'm like, "Yup." She asked me if I were one, and I was like, "Nope, just draw 'em."

I dunno if that makes me a fur or whatever. I do have a Moonie tail and Moonie ears, but I've never worn them anywhere... and I don't do anything while wearing them... I dunno if that makes me a furry and such.

I, personally, like the people here. I've only had like.. 1 creepy moment since joining this site... but.. urg, I have seen some things that I didn't need to see (but that's okay). And I love anthro art. LOVE.

Hmm.

And I also figured out why people hate bisexuals so much! Yeah! And why "they" can't be trusted and all that shit. You know what I say? BULLSHITE! Apparently, bisexuals are like... attention whores. Only doing shit for instant gratification. Out to step on people to make themselves feel better. Cup of Ramen.

Now, that doesn't sound like me at all. What the hell, stereyotypes.

Soooo. Ummm.

School is good. Tadpoles are good. Just got an idea to animate Moonie saying something, but I'll be able to record myself talking... and then.. put that on there.

It'll be cool.

The distance is getting to me. D: Dunno how Imma supposed to keep this up until I get out of school. Imma die.

I also got toasty over the weekend. Well, psh, that's never happened before. O_O

COMMISSIONS!

1.  raelbny- something DEVIOUS! (sketching)

2. Mike dude-large picture thingy. (planning)

Commissions!

1.  raelbny- something DEVIOUS! (LATEX IS INVOLVED. BEWARE!!!!) (planning)
2. Mike- Poster thingy of his HUMAN character. (HUMAN!) (planning)

Yarg. I think I will open up commissions again, but just two at a time. I'm having a rough time landing a job, and I can only seem to work on those on the weekend. I have a lot of homework. Also...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/fla...../pwningdanoobs

And...

Pleased to announce that my dad bought me two new tadpoles. They're big, fat, feisty and gorgeous. And cute. Their names are Mar (it's almost white, but not albino) and Azu.

That is all.

THANKS A LOT,  iller. D:<

"The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their User Page comments and tell them to read yours."

1.) My pinky toenails are wonky; they're really little and stick straight up.

2.) I LOVE cold spagetti. Like leftovers put in the fridge. I don't think this is weird, but other people look at me funny while I eat it. :P

3.) I have a treasure trail. (I shave it off, but still, I don't think girls are supposed to have those).

4.) I'm not a team player and I DISPISE board games. (I'm prolly not gonna make 6 other people do this, eeeither XP) And I hate sports. And I hate excercise. I hate working in groups.

5.) I have a habit of picking at my fingernails when I'm nervous or excited. Most of the time, I cause damage to them! D:< Then I get nasty hangnails and can help but pick at those. Owowowow.

6.) I own STRAP-ONS! HAHAHA. (Does this count as a weird thing? Because.. I'm just saying, I own several.)

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I got an open slot for commissions! Huzzah!

1.  raelbny- chubby pandas (not started)
2.  eradragon- something involving needles (sketchin' and plannin')
3. WHO WANTS ART?!

Dunno if I'll be able to go to AC this year. I really wanted to go. Maybe I can work something out...

Commissions are closed fer now cuz now I have three to do.

1.  raelbny- chubby pandas (not started)
2.  seritaph- Loonie piccie (coloring)
3.  eradragon- something involving needles (sketchin' and plannin')

Dunno if I'll be able to go to AC this year. I really wanted to go. Maybe I can work something out...

I'll be pickin' Noval up at the airport at about.. uh.. 10:30 am, then after that, we're goin' up to the mountians. Poor boy's never been out west here. Hopefully, we'll see some wildlife. I saw two herds of elk last time. OOooh, they were so pretty. And he's an awesome photographer, so maybe he can get some awesome shots (how awesome)

I HAVE HEARTBURN! Clearly, eating these chalky conversational hearts will cure it. Damn, I love these things.

And two of my three commission spots are taken. So, one more left! OOoo.

But yes. I won't have internet access while in the mountians. Uh. FYI, I guess. XD

Nyah! Also decided to start sculptures! Holy cow!

SCULPTURES
I use foil and wire to make a sort of skeleton... and I use Super Sculpey and regular colored Sculpey for some details (like eyes). I can only make sculptures about 7 inches tall, 10 inches long because I have a tiny oven. I also may glue on feathers or faux fur and make my own jewlery for it! Shipping is $10, I'll pay anything over.

Price: $40 (for a sculpture 6" tall and painted)
+a base or stand: $10

Digital
Full color: $20.00
Inked: $10.00
+ Backround: $5 (not a single color or gradient. An actual backround).
+Extra characters: $3
You'll get two versions, though. A small, compressed version with copyright info on it so you can stick it on the webbernets somewhere and one that's high res, large, and good for printing. Please don't put the high-res one on the internet somewhere cuz it won't have copyright stuff on it.

Traditional
Full color: $25.00
Inked: $15.00
+Backround: $10
+Extra characters: $5
I work with Prismacolor markers and pencils. Sometimes, I might combine them, but if there's a particular look you're going for, tell me before I start workin'. There is a shipping rate of $5 (this gets the giant envelope, too).

WHAT WILL I DRAW?
Herms, same sex/opposite sex couples, tentacles, latex goodness, bondage, and solo piccies.
What I might do...
Inflation, micro, macro...
What won't I do?
Scat, vore, unbirthing, watersports, fanart (videogames, Disney movies, ect), mutations, blood play, Christian themed things, political things, cub/babyfur, pregnant, beastiality themes, and rape.

Cuz I'm totally broke. Why is it so hard to get a job here? Why do they hate me? Urg. But I put off job hunting because my Noval's comin' to visit in 12 days. So, I figure I can get some freelancing in!
How fun! But, I'm not doing the "$5 pr0n" thing again. So, yeah, regular pricing is as follows:

Digital
Full color: $20.00
Inked: $10.00
+ Backround: $5 (not a single color or gradient. An actual backround).
+Extra characters: $3
You'll get two versions, though. A small, compressed version with copyright info on it so you can stick it on the webbernets somewhere and one that's high res, large, and good for printing. Please don't put the high-res one on the internet somewhere cuz it won't have copyright stuff on it. I mean, I suppose you could do it...

Traditional
Full color: $25.00
Inked: $15.00
+Backround: $10
+Extra characters: $5
I work with Prismacolor markers and pencils. Sometimes, I might combine them, but if there's a particular look you're going for, tell me before I start workin'. There is a shipping rate of $5 (this gets the giant envelope, too).

WHAT WILL I DRAW?
Herms, same sex/opposite sex couples, tentacles, latex goodness, bondage, and solo piccies.
What I might do...
Inflation, micro, macro...
What won't I do?
Scat, vore, unbirthing, watersports, fanart (videogames, Disney movies, ect), mutations, blood play, Christian themed things, political things, cub/babyfur, pregnant, beastiality themes, and rape.

Yeah, I know it looks like I won't do much. D: SORRY! Also, I'll do clean stuff, or gory, angsty things!

Also, I'm going to only have 3 commissions going at a time. So, first come, first serve...

So you get cookies if you read this. *throws them at you*

Considering publishing my own "How to Draw Anthros" book. But it won't exactly be my own. Imma need help.

Also not planning on starting it for a while cuz Imma lazy foo'.

MATCHING ICONS!

 moonbyrn dematari

KIRIBAN AT 1987, CUZ THAT'S THE YEAR I WAS BORN! I'll make you an icon. I know it ain't much. I gots lotsa stuff to do. It'll be spiiiiffy! Firstcomefirstservebasis, yo. :P

WHAT THE HELL?!

http://intrinsikdesign.com/clients/.....her/about.html

A BOOK! A BOOK, YOU PEOPLE! A book of fabulous furry art! Guess what! It needs more entries! Seriously, don't be all, "But my favorite artists are judges!" SCREW IT! Let them get to know you and your art! And don't be all, "Ahhh, I'm not good enough!" PFFT, I don't think I'm good enough, either, but OMG, I'm entering.

Whatcha got to lose? 'Least they took down the $15 to apply fee.

Check  KrossBreeder for more info, then get to it! *cracks whip*

(BTW, commissioners, don't be fooled by my nutty artwork. I'm still working on your pictures.)

This cat reeks of mushrooms. *shoos Erggie away*

1. What is your character's name?
Moonbyrn

2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
She's part Siberian tiger and part timber wolf.

3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
"SHUT THE HELL UP, ERGO." (Ergo is my cat).

4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
Big poofy pants and a tight little top.

5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
Her crappy hairstyle. XD

6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
For the most part, yeah.

7. How is your character similar to you?
We gots the same personality, build, gender, hair style and uh... we like little critters.

8. How is he/she different?
She doesn't wear glasses, so that means she sees better!

9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
Yep. :3

10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
Find a mirror and make angry faces for hours.

11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
Uhh, no. Not that I know of.

12. What advantages does your character have over you?
I think Moonie would be some what fit and agile. And not too terribly clumsy. Oh, and of course, she'd have to have the abilities of the wolf and the tiger...

13. What disadvantages?
She likes water, but can't swim well once it's too deep for her. I also think she'd have a hard time holding a pencil, too.

14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Uhh... YES. YES I DO!

15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
Of course! >:D

16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
I need to write her a story. You know, of how she came to be and how she got her scars. I suck at writing, though.

17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
She gets mistaken for a dude. XD

18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
Good eyesight!

19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same relationship with your character as you with
the real-life person?
My boyfriend, Noval. (Actually, anyone I've ever dated...) But uh.. he's a sexy beast. :P

20. Have you written any stories about your character?
Nuuuu. I only have it thought out.

21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
She used to be a blue fox (how cliche) named "Nickelfox", but about a year after I came up with her, she got all "wolf-tiger-ified"... and then, she got a sex change. XD THEN! She went back to being female. She always had her scars and pretty much the same hairstyle/mane, but I try to keep it looking something like mine.

22. Give us a one-liner from him/her.
"MAY ALL YOUR BACON BURN."

Oh yes. That was kinda fun. GAH! Trip to PA was amazing, but I am too nutty to retype everything that happened. Check the LJ for details. Same username there, too. But yeah. I'm now checkin' in to the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. It'll be pretty awesome if I get in. I don't see why I wouldn't. :P

I AM ALSO EMPLOYED NOW. YAY. After 3 months of looking, 37 (around there) applications filled out and only 5 interviews, I NOW HAVE A FULL-TIME GLORIOUS JOB. I start Monday, but I hope I still have enough umph at the end of the day to draw.

I still have a few more $5 commissions to finish up... *runs off to do that*

$5 Porn thingy is closed for now. If you've noted me.. er.. if we've noted back and forth, then don't worry about this. I'm still working on a BUNCH of stuff.

I plan to have all of them done before my trip (I leave in two days).

TWO! EEE!

*ahem*

Does anyone else think Leopard Seals are really freaking cute?! :O

Who would be interested in $5 digital PORN?!
-No backround. Well, okay a single color/gradient backround.
-Refrence pictures are needed.
-One character only (really, if this is porn, we can make it work!).
-Please don't ask for pictures of my/my boyfriend's characters, Moonbyrn, Nova and Noval. CUZ THEYS MINE! >:D

Here's a list of what I will and won't draw:
Will draw: Herms/shemales/dickgirls/whatever, same-sex couples, bondage, transformation, latex stuff, anal sex, macro, masturbation, light paw/feet things, & whatever else is in my gallery.

Won't draw: Vore, unbirthing, watersports, rim jobs, Christian-themed stuff, racially dicriminating stuff, inflation, rape, heavy alternative stuff (mutations, whatever), necrophelia stuff, any kind of pregnancy stuff, fat furs, beastiality stuff (non-anthro animals with whatever) and baby fur.

That's either cuz I can't draw 'em or they're not my cup of tea. Also, let's stick to those "guidelines" because when I draw something, I wanna draw it well. :3

Note me if interested!

I have a Paypal account, too. And if you're interested in a commission, check my information here: http://moonbyrn.livejournal.com/141166.html

Wow! So many comments, favs, watches, EVERYTHING!

I must say, thank all of you very much. It's hard for me to thank everyone who's faved something of mine, so I'll say thank you here!!

Also! I'm going to visit mah love, Noval, on the 24th of this month. I'd like a little extra spending cash, and was wondering...

Who would be interested in $5 digital doodles?
-No backround. Well, okay a single color/gradient backround.
-Refrence pictures are needed.
-One character only.
-Suggestive, but no porn.

Note me if interested.

Yay!

Some of you may have seen mah stuff of dA. Others, VCL. NOW THERE WILL BE A JOINING OF THE TWO! Bwahahahaaa!

How fun! :D

I used to have a Side7 account, but it died and I removed it recently. I'm very picky about showcasing my art.

I'll get more fun stuff up tomarrow. I'm on my laptop... and it has none of my artwork on it. D: OHSHINEYBUTTONS! *goes to investgate FA somemore*