Well thought it was about time to repost this s*censored*

Commissions
-Quick pencil drawring about $3-$5 dependig on what you want

-Inked uncolored drawring about (excluding a background) $8-$10

-inked uncolored drawring (encluding background) $10-$12

-coloured piccy (no background) $15-$18

-full colored piccy background and all $22-$25

Yeah, I can only accept payment by mail. Sorry, 17, no paypal. However, since it is by mail I will give my commissioniers one more perk (aside from low low prices) you get to keep the original piece. Which I will send back to you in the mail. (you are paying for this picture, you deserve to keep it)

*all prices are rated on a basic 2 male character fight picture with a fairly well detailed background and are subject to change with added complexity, characters, or genders (I cannot draw female characters for some reason).

** I reserve the right to refuse any commision for whatever reason I so choose. This means that if you are looking for someone to draw you porn, keep looking, I WILL NOT under ANY circumstances draw anything naughtier than gore so don't even bother asking, you will be blocked without a chance of reedeemal.

*** I'm slow, and only draw when the mood takes me. If I have not given you a status report on your commision within a week however, note me asking for one, chances are I simply forgot.

**** sometimes I get bored and forgetful. If you wanted a lineart commision, but I simply got bored and started coloring it because I thought "why the hell not" I will inform you of the changes made to your commission and delay postage to you until it is fully colored at no extra charge.

***** and one last thing, I want you to get what you are paying for. So I will post WIPs as I go (if I can get the comp and once our scanner is back up), if at any point you are unsatisfied let me know and I shall attempt to fix your picture.

FAQ

Ask me questions about what I'll do and help fill this area out!


(*) this will be my last journal till we get a new computer. Than I'll link it to my header, footer, and... well anywhere I can link it on my page.

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

Well, lets see here ummm... oh here are some good ones!
1. I like chai tea, it tastes amazing!
2. IRL I'm starting to get more and more outgoing, however I'm still pretty shy
3.for as much crap as I give it, I actually like my job. I like it a lot.
4. I actually do a better job at painting warhammer models than I do coloring pictures... if I had a camera I'd get piccys of them
5. I am a completely clean person, I've never drank, never smoked, never had any "fun" yet, never done any illegal drugs, you get the picture.
6. Multiple times I have been told I should go into writing, I have also considered it.
7. I enjoy working with my hands on warhammer models and consruction projects like bookshelves and such.
8. I'm a pyro. Fireworks are fun to play with!

I tag the first eight people to steal this from me.

Let's use Jey

1)How would your character react if he suddenly appeared in your house?
He'd probably burst through the door panting and while walking bye with his greetings he'd probably say that it wouldn't be wise to go out just yet.
2) How would you react if he suddenly appeared in your house?
I'd probably be freaking out.
3) What would your parents say if they saw your character in the house?
They would probably try to kill him, otherwise they would probably be inviting him in.
4) Where would you take your character on his first day of realism?
We'd probably just bum around my hometown, the population 500 one. Because he would probably be afraid of cars because of how heavy and fast they move.
5) Let's say you are there, and someone there began to harass you and your character. What would you do?
I'd step away from both parties taking all meta and liquids off of my personand saying something sarcastic while he fried them with lightning and slicing them with his sword... than we'd beat it before the fuzz showed up.
6) If your character became lost in your town/city would you try to find him?
Yes!!! He needs someone to keep him in check! In reality he can't go around killing people just cause they said hi to him!
7) Let's say its just you and your character at home alone, how would you pass the time?
We'd probably eat, watch movies, play videogames, and play acouple sports like badmitton.
8) Pretend your character came across his/her weakness. What would you do to help them?
Explain that being weak is human, since you are simply a human you can be beaten. And then hug him and try and make him feel better.
9) Okay, your character's arch nemesis came to battle him. What would happen?
We'd all die. Plain and simple.
10) Yay! Your character wins! What would he do to celebrate?
Assuming that Dax didn't do enough damage to him to the point where he will die in a matter of minutes to hours, we'd probably PARTY!!!
11) Alright, time for your character to go back to their world. How would you say goodbye?
He'd probably nod with a smirk at me as he faded away.

Not bad, I should do this with other carrys!

So our AP test grades came in yesterday, now remember that they are graded on a 1-5 scale 1 being, "you suck at this so much you shouldn't even be alive" to 5 being, "you cheated, how else could you get this good of a grade!?!?"
You ready for my grade?


Oh and remember that I failed that class...

Still wanna hear it?

Okay than

But I warned you!


I got...


... a...



4!

WOOOOOO!! Not bad for failing the class!

"Phil, are you dead? You haven't been submiting nearly anywhere as much as you did before! What's wrong?" well, 1. I did die, I'm just back as a fully se... *bursts out laughing* I'm sorry I couldn't resist. I'm perfectly fine people. However I have certain reasons I haven't been updateing (that are better than "my parents don't want me on a site with this stuff" and "I simply forget to") 2 reasons, 1. I lack a scanner so kinda hard to update. 2. I haven't really drawn anything... yeah. I just don't feel like drawing after working 3 8 hour shifts as close to back to back as they can legally get. Don't worry about it though. I might draw me alil sumthin' sumthin' sometime soon but don't get your hopes up.

Maybe getting some commissions would help me start up again. I don't know if I mentioned this before, but you will get the original copy of the picture in return for payment!!! I can do this cause I'm traditional and can only get mail orders so yeah. You get your own personal version of the piccy! Ask for details cause I'm to lazy to link the info journal. I'll do it tomorrow if I can figure out how to reinstall the damn windows boot up program.

Well, just an update on stuffs. I doubt anybody remembers but awhile ago I said I was seeing brief flashes of light. They're back... yeah. They stopped awhile ago but they came back. But that's news for another day. I just finished building Valium Darkshroud (with chainfist) and I must say it was MUCH easier than I thought it would be! The wings where slightly difficult but that was about it!I got lazy and didn't give him his banner though. tomorrow I'll prime him and hopefully get a chance to start painting him.

Well yeah. As the title says it's boring cause I don't got anything to talk about. Yeah live with it! Gah! Well I guess before I forget again. I have afew questions I need to ask some people... but I can't really openly ask. So if anyone would be willing to try and help please note me about it.
That's it, gtfo!
Phil.

Well, I had fun... okay so I worked a disastirous 8 hour shift (broke a $200-$500 pressure washer, burned myself, looked incompetent infront of the head of the corporation... you know, the usual) so yeah. Afterwards I went to Orrie and Zeke's 4th of July party where I fired my first actual fireworks (mortars are fun!!!!) I also managed to get Zeke to buy me a zippo lighter! I had fun blowing s*censored* up.
well eah, thats all I really wanted to say other than I hope my buddies American side had fun blowing s*censored* up as well!
But let's not forget why we celebrate. for on this day many many years back, was the day America dared to claim itself independent from British rule. props to the founding fathers, without them, we'd be nothing!

Zeke is bailing on us for our games day trip... big shocker. This normally wouldn't be a problem where it not for one thing. He is our 18 year old htel room getter dude.
So unless we can get somebody before july 10th, we gotta call the trip off... again. Well, just wanted to let you all know what's going down.

I'm playing the original guitar hero on maybe 4 hours of sleep!

Taken with permission from  Ed_the_vixen

YES OR NO.

NO EXPLANATIONS UNLESS SOMEONE COMMENTS AND ASKS.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — I think so
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — No
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — close enough for a yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — he he he he,Yep!
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — 0.o no!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — yep...
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — no
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — I wish
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — no
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — no
Eaten a bug? — No
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No
Ridden a motorcycle? — No
Dumped someone? — no
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — WOO!!
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — No
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — I honestly do not know
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yep
Skinny-dipped? — Nope
Given someone stitches? — Uh uh
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — Nope
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — no
Had surgery? — not a once
Streaked? — 0.o NO! NO NO NO NO!!!!!
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — No!
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Uh-uh
Peed on a bush? — nope
Donated Blood? — uh huh
Grabbed electric fence? — What kind of idiot!
Eaten alligator meat? — Next year.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes (I regret it to)
Killed an animal when not hunting? — I haven't even been hunting
Peed your pants in public? — nope
Snuck into a movie without paying? — no
Written graffiti? — no way
Still love someone you shouldn't? — ...
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — nope
Believe in love? — ... I honestly don't know anymore...
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — the middle

Well, all I have to talk about is red faction guerillia and portal. I spent the better part of the morning playing red faction, bringing total play time to 10 hours. And in that 2 hours, I managed to completely eradicate almost al EDF (earth defense force) buildings in the dust province of Mars. Morale in the area is a 96 out of 100, and I have plenty of guerillia actions and main missions to bring that up. In short, I'm about to kick EDF out of two prvinces (I already ousted them from the parker zone)
As for portal, I borrowed this from orrie cause awhile ago I played this for about 5 or 6 hours straight untill 6 in the morning. I had fun doing it to. I played it again for about 4 to 5 hours today (getting my ass kicked by the laws of gravity, momentum, and inertia (if you don't know what those mean, ask a science teacher or google it)) and I'm back to where I started in Mitches ps3 so I have, in effect, just beaten the whole damn game!

At any rate, I like red faction a lot. So much that I actually want to draw something from it! Than I think I'll make that a stencil and spray paint it on my car! That would be so cool!

Part rant, part rview, part story!
Okay, the rant.
IT'S TO DAMN HOT UP HERE!!!! GODDAMMIT! I'M A WISCONSINITE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD!!!
On to the review.
Today, I played red faction gurrella (or however you spell that last word in the title) I will be the first to admit, I was extremely skeptical about this game at first. Than I started playing it at 6 in the morning today at the conduit release party, and I must say, it was The best game I have ever played (just barely beating out ocarina of time) it is so amazing I went back to stillwater gamestop and bought a ps3 copy (cause our 360 is ooc) and spent the last 4 hours playing it.
And the story
...
On second thought, just the punch line.
I bought a legend of zelda wallet, abs is going to probably kill me for it.

I was bored so I decided I'd make a sort of meme thingy. There's probably hundreds of them floating around like this but, as I belive it was Simmons who said it in Red vs. Blue, "whoopdee fucking do"

1. what kind of artist are you?
I'm mostly a traditional artist with abit of photoshoping on the side.

2. that's cool, why do you do so much in that field
I don't really know. My sister did and alot of my friends did I guess I just tried it and liked it. I've stuck with it longer than most of them though lol!

3. Thats such a great story, do you have any characters and if so, lets hear theirs
Well, there's Jey, a hero of legendary preportions. He's got control of pockets of electricity around him and is basically an electrical mage.
There's Kane, a young Feral wolf taken under a cheiftans wing who became a cheif and led the tribe through to a golden age.
There;'s Fargo Parish. He is a hunter (no not the deer kind, he hunts down beasts of the night) who was rushed through his training and was bitten by a were-wolf, However, through sheer force of purpose, he can control his wolfish state.
and then there's Straight out of Line. He worked as a foot soldier for the New World Order Regime of World government, However after they Decemated his home, Providence, S.O.O.L turned and attempts to overthrow N.W.O with the United people for a better world (U.P.F.A.B.W) who turn out to want to simply change who is where on the N.W.O ladder of command.
and the, there's Dax. A vile and evil, dispicable creation. he lives solely to kill.
then we have Necrotius. He is just a lord of the undead... nothing much else bout him.
also we got Bad to the Bone, He is an overlord who gave up the power to harvest more lifeforce to make his current minions almost invincible and he himselfis also almost invincible.
and we can't forget Burn who was a pacafistic scientist for the Confederates of the starcraft universe. He was drafted for the anamalistic experiments that made him what he is.
and how could I forget Rufus? he is a sporty wolf who hails from the North. His eyes are extremely sensitive to light and he can barely see without his sunglasses. he loves anything extreme and goes through about 4 pairs of pants a day from the wear and tear.
and we'll finish this off with Rorik.
Ah Rorik, the sexy, party boy, god of slaughter who is immortal, 'nough said.

4. wow, those are some great ideas! now, do you have your own art style or a preferred art style? if so, name it and define it for us please!
yes, I guess I'd call it Phil's style. It's a fairly simple and cartoony style yet effective and can express extreme situations and emotions as eaisily as a writer can in a book. It depends more on line art and shape than shading or coloring and expresses most of the emotion through pose of the character rather than facial expressions.

5. Wow! thats a great description. is there some reason you draw like that?
well, to be honest, I started drawing the same way my sister did, I simply used referece pictures and copied it as best I could without tracing it, I than took off the training wheels and stoped using a reference and, well I guess my arts started taking this style from there.

6. u-huh. I see your point. now, where did you're character ideas come from?
well truth be told, I use alot from alot of different things, mix what i like from various characters from my favorite videogames and such, and make a composite of awesome! Jey's hairstyle is very loosely based off of yugi's hair from Yu-gi-oh (I got into that phase to... I am not proud of that year) Kane is based off of were-wolves from hunter the reckoning and van helsing. And for Iron arm, just throw Grevious in the mix. Rorik, is my most original caracter hveing only no basis from real life or otherwise.

7. oh, thats cool. what kinda pictures do you like to draw?
I like to draw really intense action pictures. even in character profile pictures they are usually doing something like jumping.

8. awesome, well. thats about all the time we got. so one last question, what are you looking foreward to doing with your art in the near future?
well, I've been working on afew new characters and thats really about it.

feel free to steal it if you want. I tried my best to make it fun!

Well, I'm at work and it is as dead as a mcdonalds can get, but I ramble. Today I was actually able to use a computer. (Oh good lord not mine!) for the chicago trip we have bus tickets AND a hotel all figured out and we just need to book everything! Considering I thought it would all fall apart before we decided on a mode of transportation, we're doing awesome! I also got a penciled in arting done, I just want tto ink afew I started before I finish it.
PEACE!
I'm out.
Phil.

Lol, so first we got a chance to get together for D&D again! Alex is running his own campaign and I'm using a warmage (created after my oc dax) who, in his first fight, fried a fish man alive than after the fight decided he was hungry and ate it. Later in the campaign we fought a big ass brown bear. My character quite literally shoved a flaming longsword up the bears ass and kiled the bear 2 and a half times over! Alex decided that the bear would have blown up from the sheer overkill. I made a bear EXPLODE BY SHOVING A FLAMING SWORD UP IT'S ASS!! just sso we are all on the same page.

Second, my bank is haveing their version of customer appreciation month and they where holding drawings for *gasps with excitement* A MOTHER F*censored*ING BOX OF CHEESE!!! I won one! I won a box of cheese!

Third (this goes back to our D&D game), our characters started on a ship. So, simply to be idiots, me and Orrie had our characters on oppisite sides of the ship and made them shout at eachother (wasteing 2 of our sonic spells each, just to make sure we where obnoxious enough) "I'm on a boat!". Alex was so unamused that once Orrie's guy went to sleep a salior shived him.

Lol, just some fun little things.

So, me and Alex did some scoping today for our games day outfits (lucky bastard's going as an ork or beastman so all he needs is animal pelts and possibly pants) but here is a list of shit for my chaos space marine suit
Xed boxes I have obtainted.

[X] yellow sunglass lenses
[X] paints
[X] wood for a mock chainsword
[X] cloth for a banner

[ ] a very large dowel to hang said banner from.
[ ] a metal trash can
[ ] light metal piping (cheaper and lighter than pvc)
[ ] foam like stuff
[ ] a way to put the dan thing together (we have ideas but...)
Okay. So, this might be doable!
Just thought I'd get something to get something up.

Okay, has anyone else dreamed about their car's tires going flat because one of them went flat and you took that one off? Cause that was a fucked up dream then...

Sorry to just fall off the earth for... oh, lets just say 3 days cause it sounds more fun. Okay, so here's what's been/is up.
1. Me and the guys where out partying it up at valleyfair yesterday! Woot! I already miss it... well anyway, after that we had b dubs and headed home to play videogames and munchkin. God it's great to be out of school.
2. I will be unable to submit arts because my sister's boyfriend (who most of our family believes she is cheating on) is out here untill further notice. Now I know what you're thinking, "but Phil, won't she be off of warcraft and the computer to spend time with her boyfriend?" you're answer is no... they met on WOW so yeah...
3. I decided that since I'm going to basically the comic con for a table top wargame, I might as well nerd it up. If you're going to chicago games days, look for a chaos space marine with a banner attached to his left shoulder and a (fake) chainsword cause, you guessed it, that'll be me!
Peace
Phil
Ps "I was born to K-K-K-K-K-Kill!" -Horned Reaper, dungeon Keeper 2 trailer.

Well, I have a new goal for this summer. Get the F*censored* up to games day Chicago this year! July 25th. I'm going out for a golden deamon and the ticket (plus limited mini fig (I'll sell it later for 3x what I paid)) $40 my nids will RULE! I was kinda wondering if I might see anybody up there?

So it's the first full day of summer break. I woke up at 6, looked at the clock, and went back to sleep untill 9. I then proceeded to get out of bed, and go downstairs, only to sit back down and play paper mario. (Remember this was 9 in the morning) at about 2 I decided to switch the game and get lunch. I s*censored* thee not! I played 5 hours of paper mario. I still don't know if that's amazing or sad.

Well, as of 12:35 pm today, I have been on summer vacation. Now all I need to worry about is work.

First, the mother f*censored*ing ha part. I did it. I finally took down Orrie in warhammer 40k! Making our score 3 to 1.
and now the me me

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Distribution that would tell you how many students had dogs, cats,zebras, and so on." Barron's how to prepare for the AP advanced placement exam psychology.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My fedora
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Kung Fu Panda
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:04 pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:30pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Ehh the T.V. Downstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 20 minutes ago, I had to rush home.
8. Before you started this survey,
Kicking Orrie's ass in warhammer 40k
9. What are you wearing?
Plain white t and my favorite pair of pants. (Yes I have underwear on, but if you played your cards right that could change :P)
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't dream
11. When did you last laugh?
a bout 20 minutes ago when I finally took Orries grey knight's chain halberds, and shoved them up the grey knight's asses.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Dark blue
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Well, I saw 5 perverted nerds crammed in one basement talking/playing games based solely around dice (myself being one of them) does that count?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kung Fu Panda this morning while I waited for noon to go in for finals (open campus b*censored)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A replacemant for the P.O.S, Godsmack tickets, Gamesdays tickets, and a f*censored* load of other unimportant crap.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about you.
Hmmm... I'm actually a very thoughtful and caring person I guess, I may not seem like it, but the gears in my brain are grinding constatly.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
If this is a part of it, I'd make time freeze in the rennisance era, god that sounds like one hell of a great time to live in...
19. Do you like to dance?
Not really.
20. Barack Obama:
And?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Umm... something formal like valerie.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I dunno, something fun like dustin.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yeah. I mean it's always been a little sort of wish of mine to live
In Rome.
24. What do you want St. Peter to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"oh... phil... umm this is kinda awkward, I mean at least you're not going to hell, but since you where an athiest the best you can get is purgatory... sorry dude, for what it's worth I'm a big fan."

Forgot to update you on my arts! Well, I have finished a piciture (yes piciture, drawring, and other words like this will be slowly replace arts drawings and pictures in my speaking thanks to Mitch) I'm not going to lie, I had that idea for over a year. I also am happy I got one done... however, thanks to my extreme bout with art block, I kinda lost some progress and the coloring was a little sloppy... yeah.
I also got another piciture finished which is better, (much better) and I personally like a lot.
I had a kinda crazy idea for my next pictures. But I need to finish one picture I started awhile of the Naga (Devon, blade master / Red eye the butcher) and Neekalos cause it's a series of pictures that include them.
Well that's about al from Phil tonight. I'll be around later if somebody wants to say something (like I don't know, umm, "stop this crazy idea you little wretch?")
Well, whatever
No sign off... to tired.
Phil.
P. S. I'm finding it kinda lonely every now and again at night... no clue why, I guess I just do because I do.

So I was driving to school the other day when after I take a turn, out of the corner of my eye I see a flash of light. Not much of a big deal right? Well this has been going on for about a friggen week now so I kinda doubt it's normal... yeah. So just thought I'd let you know incase I am actually a freaking psychopath. That's about it.