Well, here we are again.
I really have no clue why I'm writing this, nothing I'll put in here really matters to anybody at all (no it's not an emo journal rant thing, it really doesn't matter to anybody except me a little bit!)
Okay. Well my latest picture is sitting by my desk waiting for me to finish coloring it so I can scan it and I must say for not having drawn "someone" in that picture for over a year, I did a damn good job on 'im.
Well that's about all the useless updates.
Now for the one that matters and I need help with

Ready?

Okay then

So here's the problem

At the pamida lot, there are three awesome cars.
1. A '76 firebird (full out sporty look and all!)
Cost $3,000

2. A newer firebird (not sure of the year)
I know the seller, and we are on good terms with each other... the problem is he has a sort of "reputation" with the car and I don't know if it would need anything or not...
Cots $1,850
3. A very old ford ranger (again I don't remember the year)
Now, I think I know who os selling it and if I'm right I'll definatly pick this sucker up! But if I'm wrong.... well...
Cost $750!!!!
Yeah, any input would be helpful.
Commisions will stay open untill I get a car and fully pay it off.

Also I have an idea for afew more pictures (another Rorik baddy, and a concert picture and I might think of more as I go) but yeah...

Ummm I had something earlier but now I lost it.

F*censored*

Screw it, I worked last night till 12:04 and had to wake up at 8 to go back at 10 in the morning and got off at 6. I'm mother f*censored*ing tired and going to bed now. Comments are welcome and I'll thank you in the morning while sharing my opinions for no reason whatsoever.

PEACE B*censored*ES!!!!
I'm out!
Phil.

Okay, so I was bored in school yesterday, so I did some more number crunches. Here's the results
The firebird costs $3,000, it's not crazy to think I could get it down by $300.
So $3,000-300=$2,700
Now I have about $300 saved up for a car (I only started a little bit ago) so that brings us to about this.
$2,700-300=$2,400
I have a friend who is really into cars, and his brother is looking for an old junker like... well the P.O.S! He'd be willing to shell out around $200 for it.
$2,400-200= $2,200
Now, mom says she'll only help if the car costs around $2,000 (I'm sure a she'd put in a $150 some bumper cause she's a nice person) since I got this far it's not crazy to think this.
$2,200-2,000=$200
Now I have a gagle of friends who (hopefully) will either lend or give me money (so they don't have to be seen in that god awful P.O.S) so to find out how many
$200/30= roughly 7
So if I get $30 from everyone I ask, I'll need to ask 7 people.
So far I have
1. Abs! (God she's awesome for just lending it over like that!)
2. Cody (a.k.a dipstick, I really didn't want to go down this road because his asperation in life is to become a loan shark)
Possibilities
3. Orrie (I gave him $22 (2 of which where in pennies alone) for his Dark elves so if I really need to I'll call out this favor)
4. Travis (yes our manager travis, he's awesomely cool and just awesome for even considering it)
Open slots
5.
6.
7.

This means if those two considering it do, I'll be over halfway!
Since it hasn't moved in awhile, I'm thinking it'll still be there by my next paycheck. So if need be I can dip into that.
Otherwise, comissions are open if you'd like to help.
I'll edit this journal and put a link to commision info once I nab the comp.
I mean, I knew I'd be able to do it eventually, but I never dreamed of being this close to a sports car at my age!

In other news, I'm going to work tonight. if I do get the car, expect me to dissappear for awhile over the summer. I'm gonna need to work my a*censored* off to pay back mom the $2,000 and pay everybody who's lending me money their $30 back. So yeah. *crosses fingers* wish me luck!

Me and my buddy Abs where talking abit, and I did some number crunching with the firebird I'm keeping tabs on. I figure I could knoc it down to $500 that I don't have yet before my mom will help. And since I doubt that I can get enough people to hand over $30 with just a promise that I'll pay them back I've finally decided, its time to open commisions. *sobs* sorry guys I wanted to avoid this at all costs but... well, when you need money you need money. So here's my prices.

Inked work $10-$15
Fully colored $20-$25
It really all depends on the complexity compared to what I do already. Just afew things.
1. I usually only males, so females will be abit more pricey.
2. The only mature thing I'll do is excesive gore/violence and harsh language. As far as partial nudity don't even ask. I'm not that desperate.
3. I don't have a paypal account (damn you age limits) so I will require mail money. (If you're interested note me and since I garuntee quality/stisfaction I will only accepet payment once you are satisfied with the piccy at which time I'll send you the sending address)
Also if you want, ask me about duct tape wallets, the price is so varied that I'll only bother explaining it to those interested.

Alright, as some of you may know, my parents where supposed to be getting divorced around mid february. After a little while I noticed something strange, dad was still in our house. Apparentally mom hasn't been moving on the divorce because dad is about to go off for a 3rd tour in afghanastan. Though this does piss me off abit what DOES piss me off is that mom and dad decided to wait 5 F*censored*ING MONTHS TO TELL ME THIS!!!! I could understand afew weeks, hell I could understand a month! But 5 f*censored*ing months!
Whatever!
Phil

Yeah, I was bored of updates for a title.
Well, It's been a little while so here's what's up in the world of Phil.
1. My ap psych class has one more assignment, we have to find psych examples in Horton hears a Who! Best assignment ever!
2. Got my hair cut. T_T I miss looking good... again
3. Jana flipped out at me for wanting off from 5-9 on saturdays for... untill the gamestore goes cause D&D.
4. I got a crazy idea to get more "toys" (no not those pervert, I'm talking about weaponry, sharp and dangerous weaponry) sharp, metal throwing cards.
5. Learned I can own ANYONE in town at super mario world.
6. Me and the guys might just take up paintball!!!
7. And, though the P.O.S. Remains in working condition, I'm looking for a new car. I found a '76 firebird going for, you ready cause this'll knock you literally flat. $3,000 sticker asking price! And that means I could haggle! I might be able to drive to school next year in an amazing car! *pouts* but I still wish it was a corvette *drools*
I forgot what number I'm on. And last but certianly not least, good news and bad news. Good news, I finally beat the art block!, bad news, the color pencils I need ned to be sharpened... and all my sharpeners have left me.

Well yeah, that's about all that's goin on in my world. Except I have 1 and 1/2 a week of junior year left!!! Woots!

Yeah, I was bored of updates for a title.
Well, It's been a little while so here's what's up in the world of Phil.
1. My ap psych class has one more assignment, we have to find psych examples in Horton hears a Who! Best assignment ever!
2. Got my hair cut. T_T I miss looking good... again
3. Jana flipped out at me for wanting off from 5-9 on saturdays for... untill the gamestore goes cause D&D.
4. I got a crazy idea to get more "toys" (no not those pervert, I'm talking about weaponry, sharp and dangerous weaponry) sharp, metal throwing cards.
5. Learned I can own ANYONE in town at super mario world.
6. Me and the guys might just take up paintball!!!
7. And, though the P.O.S. Remains in working condition, I'm looking for a new car. I found a '76 firebird going for, you ready cause this'll knock you literally flat. $3,000 sticker asking price! And that means I could haggle! I might be able to drive to school next year in an amazing car! *pouts* but I still wish it was a corvette *drools*
I forgot what number I'm on. And last but certianly not least, good news and bad news. Good news, I finally beat the art block!, bad news, the color pencils I need ned to be sharpened... and all my sharpeners have left me.

Well yeah, that's about all that's goin on in my world. Except I have 1 and 1/2 a week of junior year left!!! Woots!

Okay first, I decided it's time. I just have to get the people together but otherwise, I want to start a band this summer... the only problem is I don't know anyone with the same kinda interest in music as me who plays anything other than drums... I might be able to get Alex to play bass (but I want to avoid that route if possible cause ass pirate (he is an asshole, and a pirate, thus he is logically an ass pirate) doesn't listen to "exactly" my kinda music (more gnr and older stuff) all we need is a guitarist. I might be able to get Patty, but I'm not sure if he listens to my kinda music.
If you guys have any friends who can play any instruments or bands looking for a singer (since these are all last resort options) let them and me know and give em my email ( schor_ph[at]hotmail.com ) and we could chat it up and see if it fits, I will soon be able to get voice samples (hopefully) and we could always use msn to reherse and... well I get ahead of myself. Just point any of em in my direction and I'll let them know.

Secondly... and please, whatever you do, don't hate me for this.
So I was thinking one day, and I started thinking about the future and how much college and that stuff will cost. I started considering, maybe I should join up some branch of the military (like marines or navy or something). I have afew reasons for thinking about this, 1. A lot of my friends are going off to join the marines or army after highschool, 2. They'll pay for college (and seriously, won't military service look good on a college app?) 3. Well, it's kinda... stupid, but it's always been kinda a dream of mine to die a hero, and what is more heroic than fighting for the freedom of a nation?
That last point being said, I don't think I would actually join up in a very combatitive (/active) unit. I was thinking signing along with Mitch as an IT specialist.
Yeah... well, I don't know if I'll do it or not, but I thought I'd just put it up there that I was thinking about it.

Well that's all I gotta say, other than I learned that my dad introduced an entire nation to the song "King Nothing" by metallica. Kinda cool tidbit.

Well guys, sad to be saying this, but arts from Phil may take awhile. 2 reasons why. 1. I have major art block mixed with the no drawing curse (where you temporarily lose all ability to draw), I can't think of any awesome new pictures except one which every time I try it looks worse and worse. And 2. Drawing is not my life, T.V., Movies, Vidoe games, and friends take that auspicious first spot. My job takes a close second. So yeah. Just so you know what I'll be doing during summer... and that I have an enormus art problem a.t.m.
Whatever.
Phil.

Yeah, well last night I got to sleep around 1ish in the morning... this would not have been a problem (hell wouldn't even had been unusual) if it wasn't for the fact that I happened to wake up at 2ish in the motherf!@#ing morning!!! I had (and still have) the worst sore throat I've had my entire life! Dammint...

sorry about crumy ideas. The titles supposed to ook like the official rock on symbol, devils horns, call it what you want. it doesn't change the fact that it's just curling your thumb, middle finger, and ring finger up while keeping your pointer and pinky fingers fully extended. well yeah.
St. Anger round my neck.
He never gets respect.
St. Anger round my neck.
He never gets respect.
St. Anger round my neck.
F!@# it all and no regrets!
And no regrets!
I need a voice to let myself,
to let myself go free!
F!@# it all F!@# it no regrets!
I hit the lights on these dark set!
medallion noose,
I'll hang myself!
St.Anger round my neck!
I feel my whole world quake,
I feel the whole world shake!
all I can see clearer,
is it me? is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you!
I'm madly in anger with you!
I'm madly in anger with you!

yeah! St. Anger by Metallica.... or at least a part of it. The awesome part.
I feel in a really rock like mood. not exactly angery but not happy. More like an adrenaline rush without the whole near death experience bulls!@#.
lyrics and music of St.Anger copyright of Metallica.

oh and P.S. our 360 is now redringed out so I got no Guitart hero metallica. It makes me sad.

Well, yeah. So it might be awhile before I post something new arts again because my sister is a b*tch. At any rate, I got lots of stuffs ready for you and yeah.
In other news, I played guitar hero metallica today. Aside from being sort of... wonky it was pretty awesome. Also I've been working a lot to try and up my paychecks. I know I'm forgetting something... oh yeah! I remember now, so I finally get over my ex enough to the point where I asked another girl out, pathetic cause I didn't even have the guts to ask her face to face (I wrote a note for her and left it on her desk during our only class together) I guess it just wasn't my day cause she wrote back, and this is exactly from her note back which I have siting in front of me.
"I really appreciate that you were courages enough to tell me that you like me; it doesn't matter that you wrote a note, at least you had the guts to do it. But I'm not a person to lead someone along or give them false impressions. Right now, I'm not looking to get involved with anyone, and I think it best for both of us if I just came out and told you that. I'm sorry."
Yeah... woo...
Well whatever, I'l go back to my LOZ ALTTP and super mario world speed runs now cause I can.

I appear to have hit a rough spot in my works for S.O.O.L, well, Pain Killer will be coming into play soon. And I can't decide exactly how to draw his thunder hammer, "Morphine"... if somebody wanted to help try and design it, so far all I have is a rod with four magnets at the corners of where a hammer's head would be with electricity shooting betweeb them so fast it's counted as a solid... I kinda want it to look fancier.
Yeah, that's about it. Please help me out here! The comic won't continue if someone doesn't!

Well, today school sucked more than usual. A friend of mine ran into some big trouble last night and I couldn't stop worrying about them all day... but on to happier news. After school today, I went home and gathered up our familys N64 and SNES and headed out to Jacks house. we played Yoshi's story, Star Fox 64, and Super Mario Land untill about 9:45 (I was supposed to be home around 9:30) and I can honestly say that I've only had more fun once in my entire life. We had a cube of Dew, some Junk food and retro gaming systems. It turns out that that is all you need for a great time. God now I feel like I'm 30 and you know what? I like feeling like this. I can't wait till I do this again cause it was amazingly fun to throw a retroness party. Maybe this year I'll try and ring in the new year with the oldest mario game (not donkey kong, that one doesn't count).

Well, today I learned that 2 of my buddies from work got promoted, meaning there are now 3 missing crew trainers. (Larry and Travis got promoted while Ennis quit) so I was talking to Travis while we where on break afew minutes ago (I'm still on mine) and aparentally Doug wants to ask me to be a crew trainer!... but I'm not supposed to know that. Well yeah that's about it. I'm outta here dudes!
Peace!
Phil
Aka demented
P.S. I know it sounds funny, but I kinda wish I'd get another cut like the one I got acouple days ago. It was kinda exciting trying to hide the cut and get it covored A.S.A.P. *sigh* I guess I just want some more excitement.

I cleaned my room! As in it's clean! Moved everything, dusted, vaccumed, re arranged, the whole works!

So, I saw Star Trek for the first time today. It, was, AMAZING!!! Now I want to watch the show...

Well yeah, for those of you who want the geist of this skip ahead till you see a second set of astricts.
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Okay, so after school I decided to go get some pop, chips, doughnuts, candy, and you get the idea for school tomorrow (it's service learning day and I signed up with Bennig to help fix computers in the school so I can bring edible shit) and once I parked in the walmart parking lot, my wallet fell out of my pocket into the backseat... Next to the broken headlamp fixture with the sharp pointy edges. If you haven't guessed by now, I accidentally cut the side of my wrist on said headlamp fixture. Luckily I was able to covor it up with my coat sleeve till I got to the bathroom and got somepaper towles to cover it, but damn it stings like a bitch! I haven't told anybody... well cept Orrie, andy, and the guy at subway who took my order. As I said before, IN NO WAY WAS THIS INTENTIONAL!!! I just wasn't as nimble as I thought I was. And don't worry it was just the side of the wrist and not to deep. I might want to get checked out for tetnis and all that bull, but other than that, I'm perfectly fine.
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And as I promised the lazy assholes, I cut my arm on accident today.

Also, sorry for a lacking update in arts... I just haven't been on fa on the comp all that much.

That's about all I got right now... damn it still stings.
Phil
Aka demented.

Well, today I had my AP psych test, I think I got at least a 3 and borderline 4 and it's out of 5. Not to bad when you consider A. I'm failing the class B. I poped my shoulder outta wack and it hurt like a bitch the whole damn thing (and is slowly starting to hurt worse and worse) C. The announcements came on eating up 5 minutes to state that the water went off. (And I REALLY had to go) and finally D. Work schedueled me the three nights before so I wasn't able to study.
As for the rest of the day, it was, well, it was meh.
I gotta go start my 4-8 shift now (whole reason I'm not out partying with my psych class!) so adios peoples!
PEACE!
I'm out
Phil
Aka Demented

Shamelessy stolen from a friend of mine. Just answer how you see fit!

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

Yeah, well, if you where expecting a snappy title than screw you. Nah I'm sorry, I'm just a little tired and bored... and sick of these damned allergies! I really just wanted to say that as of 9:30is tonight on my DA page, Straight Out Of Line's comic has gone live! I'll get a link up for ya as soon as I can but my sister is making getting on the computer a living hell... agian... as usual. Well yeah, if you want to go check it out there's a link to my DA page under the commission tab. That's all I have to say so
Peace!
I'm out.
Phil
Aka demented

Yeah, I just saw this on afew peoples pages and (as... well, you'll find out later) I just thought id do this for some laughs

Sexual orientation:
%100 straight, sorry dudes, but you just aren't my cup of pop (cause I hate tea)
How often do you think about sex:
Whenever I feel like thinking it almost always leads to sexings.
How often do you HAVE sex:
... *blushes a lil* still *mumbles something quickly*
Worst sexual experience:
As I said above, I'm still a virgin.
Cybersex? Phone sex?:
I wish I could even break in here.
Casual sex:
... maybe...
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism:
Favorite one to use, or favorite to hear/say, if 1. Than going solo if 2. Than haveing fun with yourself.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
0.o ... umm... I haven't really gotten to explore this field much...
Least sexiest body part:
Oh that's a tough one... I guess I'd have to have a relationship with someone I can actually see before I could tell ya that one.
Favorite body type:
I prefer slightly thiner ladies who are shorter than me. But so long as I can lose myself in a beautiful face it wouldn't matter to much.
Body hair:
Just a little in afew areas.
Monogamy or Pologmy:
Is there a third option here?
Underwear:
Whatevers in the drawr, preferably, we'd be wearing none though.
Pornographic or
erotic:
Errmmm uhh what's the difference exactly?
How large is your porn collection?:
So big that I actually get bored of parts of it only to go back after getting bored of other parts.
Kissing or cuddling?:
*sighs* I'd probably be both at once.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
Ehh, not to picky, but probably lighter skin.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature:
Fox, definatly fox!
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
Umm... pass?

Well, that was... interesting. And I think I'll leave it at, interesting.

I woke up around 1:30, and now its about 2:45... I hate nights like this.

to an awesome song!
Still waiting, Sum 41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjRb7PYu_Pk
listen to it. DO IT NNNNAAAOOOUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!

As I have stated up top, yes I am in spring break. That means im offa my hiatus for a week and can get slightly more active again.

:spring break day 1 report: well, last night it offically started and here's what I did. After spending an hour and 30 minutes working my ass off, I was sent home. I went to walmart to see if they had any strawberry drink (strawberry crush) and they where still out. So I headed home, took a shower, and me and my sister (just recently had a traumatic experince which seems to have turned her around! No more constant bitchyness) celebrated by playing super smash bros brawl and starwars battlefront2 from around 7ish to 11ish, we then spent the rest of the night over analyzing disney movies (last time it was beauty and the beast, this time it was alladin, which will be next I wonder?) after that I went to sleep. Best night for a little bit. Well, I gotta run cause bowling and work, ill try to nab the comp and throw afew of my post breakup pics as well as some from after I got over (well as far over as i've gotten so far anyways)
PEACE!!!
I'm out

I went to a movie today (monsters vs. Aliens (yeah yeah, laugh it up. It was funny and had Stephen Colbert in it so it couldn't have been ALL bad)) with a buddy of mine. We both had fun and loved the movie and for some reason, im seriously feeling a hell of a lot better. Im still a little miffed about a couple things (the water being the main one) but all in all I think im in the clear. I still won't be frequenting art sites and all that jazz simpley due to a need to concentrate on school stuff but I should be around next week because spring break and then probably a month or so.
PEACE
Im outta here!