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Sterotypes officially don't exist in reality.
Posted 15 years agoJUST BECAUSE THAT OLD JOURNAL HAD BEEN SITTING THERE FOR FOREVER
So a few days ago, Ivan's car needed its oil changed. We sat some distance away from the garage while it was worked on, but we could still sort of hear what the auto place guys were saying.
We weren't paying any attention at first, but I kept hearing pieces of sentences involving 'giant vampire army' and 'werewolves'. Then we started listening, and we heard things like 'Yeah, I don't know why she likes Edward anyway, he's kind of creepy.'
These were big, dirty, muscly men who then went on to discuss Twilight (mostly Eclipse since it just came out) without making fun of it in any way. While... working on cars.
Stereotypes are dead.
So a few days ago, Ivan's car needed its oil changed. We sat some distance away from the garage while it was worked on, but we could still sort of hear what the auto place guys were saying.
We weren't paying any attention at first, but I kept hearing pieces of sentences involving 'giant vampire army' and 'werewolves'. Then we started listening, and we heard things like 'Yeah, I don't know why she likes Edward anyway, he's kind of creepy.'
These were big, dirty, muscly men who then went on to discuss Twilight (mostly Eclipse since it just came out) without making fun of it in any way. While... working on cars.
Stereotypes are dead.
breakin news gaiz
Posted 15 years ago
RASASHA IS A ROBOTIT'S TRUE
She is a robot overlord poised to take over the- AUGH
She is a friendly robot friend.
Everyone should love her.
Boop bip beeeep.
CHILDRENS ARE SILLY
Posted 16 years agoSo I'm trying to work, but I thought I'd take a few seconds to show everyone something silly. HELLO EVERYONE DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM I KNOW I'M NEVER HERE OMGGGGG.
So I have to review some teaching resource websites for my Education class (I'm going into education, for those who didn't know~), and I came on something that actually made me burst out laughing. In their inspirational/silly stuff section, they had a page with things students had actually given as answers. This is my favorite, I think:
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
I'm tempted to post other favorites, but just go take a look.
Also take a look at some proverbs completed by first graders, my favorite of which is "The pen is mightier than the pigs."
I HOPE I GAVE YOU A COUPLE MINUTES OF ENTERTAINMENT
BACK TO WORK
I HATE WORKING, CAN YOU TELL?
So I have to review some teaching resource websites for my Education class (I'm going into education, for those who didn't know~), and I came on something that actually made me burst out laughing. In their inspirational/silly stuff section, they had a page with things students had actually given as answers. This is my favorite, I think:
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
I'm tempted to post other favorites, but just go take a look.
Also take a look at some proverbs completed by first graders, my favorite of which is "The pen is mightier than the pigs."
I HOPE I GAVE YOU A COUPLE MINUTES OF ENTERTAINMENT
BACK TO WORK
I HATE WORKING, CAN YOU TELL?
MY LAST JOURNAL WAS FOREVER AGO
Posted 16 years agoSo have a quote from my boyfriend.
This is what I have to listen to in the background while attempting to write an essay on the French Revolution:
"DON'T YOU DARE ATTRACT ME! Flammable is not in love with some cat! I guess cats are sexy."
Ivan: he thinks cats are sexy.
THAT WASN'T WHAT HE MEANT, BUT THIS IS FA
This is what I have to listen to in the background while attempting to write an essay on the French Revolution:
"DON'T YOU DARE ATTRACT ME! Flammable is not in love with some cat! I guess cats are sexy."
Ivan: he thinks cats are sexy.
THAT WASN'T WHAT HE MEANT, BUT THIS IS FA
YAH WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.orgoneblasters.com/
BUY THIS BLOB TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE ALIENS WHO ARE WATCHING YOU AND WATCHING EVERYTHING AND INFILTRATED THE GOVERNMENT AND THE WORLD AND OH MY GOD THEY'VE PLANTED CHIPS IN MEEEEEEEEEE
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW
BUY THIS BLOB TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE ALIENS WHO ARE WATCHING YOU AND WATCHING EVERYTHING AND INFILTRATED THE GOVERNMENT AND THE WORLD AND OH MY GOD THEY'VE PLANTED CHIPS IN MEEEEEEEEEE
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW
He hides it down his pants leg.
Posted 16 years agoIn my continuing quest to bring people QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT, I would like to share with you a quick story. A friend's boyfriend, D, (I will exclude his full name in case he wouldn't like that or something XD) was talking to his girlfriend's suitemate, H. He sometimes enjoys saying random facts, and so:
H: *talking about something else*
D: Did you know that blue whales have the largest penis? They're almost as big as me!
H: *horrified face, involuntarily glances down*
D: *also horrified face* No, no, I meant they were almost as big as ME *gestures up and down his whole body*, not...
H collapsed over the table after a while and couldn't stop laughing.
I HOPE SOMEONE SMILES.
Of course, knowing FA, I'm sure many of us have seen penises of such magnitude.
H: *talking about something else*
D: Did you know that blue whales have the largest penis? They're almost as big as me!
H: *horrified face, involuntarily glances down*
D: *also horrified face* No, no, I meant they were almost as big as ME *gestures up and down his whole body*, not...
H collapsed over the table after a while and couldn't stop laughing.
I HOPE SOMEONE SMILES.
Of course, knowing FA, I'm sure many of us have seen penises of such magnitude.
WACKY PSYCHOLOGY DOES NOT WORK (now with Disney!)
Posted 16 years agoIvan is a dissatisfied, sexually-repressed pansy, and I'm a self-absorbed rebel sex fiend.
http://www.colorquiz.com/
THIS IS ALL.
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*Ivan takes over the computer!* XD So, we just took this quiz about Disney princesses.
Katherine is Belle, and I'm Pocahontas.
*goes off to frolic with the woodland creatures*
http://www.colorquiz.com/
THIS IS ALL.
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*Ivan takes over the computer!* XD So, we just took this quiz about Disney princesses.
Katherine is Belle, and I'm Pocahontas.
*goes off to frolic with the woodland creatures*
No pity, mercy, or chicken pot pies.
Posted 16 years agoAs a follow-up to the musical masterpiece I shared in my last journal, I will share with you what kinds of songs my little sister writes ten years AFTER 'Stars Ahana'. THIS ONE IZ MUCH MORE SRS BSNESS OKAY???????
She,
Ivan and I wrote this entirely WHILE PLAYING MARIO KART. I challenge YOU to come up with such wonderful rhymes while playing Mario Kart! (also my sister 
Elaine helped too apparently, YES I FORGOT YOU, CLEARLY IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT PLAYING MARIO KART WITH US)
Alas, you cannot hear the masterful tune we wrote to go with it, but I think the lyrics speak eloquently enough themselves.
I'm a Rock Star in the City
by Jenny, Katherine, and Ivan.
I'm a rock star in the city
And I don't want any pity
I'm good at my studies
And I'm friendly with my buddies
But there ain't no pity in the city
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
I'm down on my luck
Sleepin' in my truck
Scroungin' for a buck
No more chickens to pluck
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
I'm a rock star in the 'versity
And I don't want any mercy
I'm good at ecology
But not biology
But there ain't no mercy in the 'versity!
(No mercy! No mercy in the 'versity!)
There's rain in the sky
And I'm a nice guy
But my chicken pot pie
Can no longer fly!
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
I'm a rock star in the city
And I don't want any pity
I'm good at my studies
And I'm friendly with my buddies
But there ain't no pity in the city
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
The touching metaphor of the chicken pot pie that can no longer fly is my favorite part. It's just... beautiful. *single, dramatic tear*
She,
Ivan and I wrote this entirely WHILE PLAYING MARIO KART. I challenge YOU to come up with such wonderful rhymes while playing Mario Kart! (also my sister 
Elaine helped too apparently, YES I FORGOT YOU, CLEARLY IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT PLAYING MARIO KART WITH US)Alas, you cannot hear the masterful tune we wrote to go with it, but I think the lyrics speak eloquently enough themselves.
I'm a Rock Star in the City
by Jenny, Katherine, and Ivan.
I'm a rock star in the city
And I don't want any pity
I'm good at my studies
And I'm friendly with my buddies
But there ain't no pity in the city
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
I'm down on my luck
Sleepin' in my truck
Scroungin' for a buck
No more chickens to pluck
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
I'm a rock star in the 'versity
And I don't want any mercy
I'm good at ecology
But not biology
But there ain't no mercy in the 'versity!
(No mercy! No mercy in the 'versity!)
There's rain in the sky
And I'm a nice guy
But my chicken pot pie
Can no longer fly!
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
I'm a rock star in the city
And I don't want any pity
I'm good at my studies
And I'm friendly with my buddies
But there ain't no pity in the city
(No pity! No pity in the city!)
The touching metaphor of the chicken pot pie that can no longer fly is my favorite part. It's just... beautiful. *single, dramatic tear*
It means there are a lot of stars.
Posted 16 years agoToday I would like to treat you to a song written by my sister. At three and a half years old. Which is apparently sung to the tune of some song called "Deep in the Heart of Texas".
Stars Ahana
(Note: When asked by my dad what ahana meant, she thought for a moment, then said, "It means there are a lot of stars.")
The dress is bright
The TV light
The time of tape
The chair is bright
Deep in the heart of Texas!
The quilt is gone
The quilt is gone
Hum hum hum hum hum hum!
The bird is bright
Swooping and flying
Deep in the heart of Texas!
The paper swoops into the washing machine and then into the beer
Deep in the heart of Texas!
A shirt and a flower
Deep in the heart of Texas, OK?
The phone is swooping
It has a red button that says swoop
And it says stocks
But a green button says stocks!
Clearly, this masterpiece had to be preserved for posterity. So here it is, copy-pasted straight out of the word document from 1999. XD
(Ahana has become an actual word at my house, translated to mean "a lot". As in, "Did you buy any apples?" "Yeah, I bought apples ahana.")
Stars Ahana
(Note: When asked by my dad what ahana meant, she thought for a moment, then said, "It means there are a lot of stars.")
The dress is bright
The TV light
The time of tape
The chair is bright
Deep in the heart of Texas!
The quilt is gone
The quilt is gone
Hum hum hum hum hum hum!
The bird is bright
Swooping and flying
Deep in the heart of Texas!
The paper swoops into the washing machine and then into the beer
Deep in the heart of Texas!
A shirt and a flower
Deep in the heart of Texas, OK?
The phone is swooping
It has a red button that says swoop
And it says stocks
But a green button says stocks!
Clearly, this masterpiece had to be preserved for posterity. So here it is, copy-pasted straight out of the word document from 1999. XD
(Ahana has become an actual word at my house, translated to mean "a lot". As in, "Did you buy any apples?" "Yeah, I bought apples ahana.")
I AM SORREH
Posted 17 years agoI've been convinced to actually post some of the pictures I take.
This means that you, all the unfortunate people who happen to watch me, will be getting a random flood of pictures dating back to when I got my camera this summer over the next few days or so. (Don't worry, only the good ones, so not hundreds.) Sorry to clog the submissions you go through. XD
So. You should not in any way feel obligated to actually go through and comment on all of these. But I would appreciate it if you could, like, glance at the thumbnail as you check them for deletion. XD Click on something if you like it.
Thanks in advance~
This means that you, all the unfortunate people who happen to watch me, will be getting a random flood of pictures dating back to when I got my camera this summer over the next few days or so. (Don't worry, only the good ones, so not hundreds.) Sorry to clog the submissions you go through. XD
So. You should not in any way feel obligated to actually go through and comment on all of these. But I would appreciate it if you could, like, glance at the thumbnail as you check them for deletion. XD Click on something if you like it.
Thanks in advance~
My pants apparently get around?
Posted 17 years agoMah boyfriend Ivan is forcing me to do a journal, and what better one to do than a silly song meme? I stole it from him.
The rules!
1. Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2. List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3. Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
Like him, I turned it into twenty instead~ And I added random comments on the end of them all. All of which are untrue, need I add. >>;
1. Escape in my pants (…well, I suppose it could help you escape from reality for a while~)
2. Disappear in my pants (……uh. Yeah. That’s right, just get deep in there.)
3. Haven in my pants (Do you feel safe in there?)
4. 24 in my pants (at the same time! It’s a real party in there!)
5. Poor Unfortunate Souls in my pants (Am I that bad? D: )
6. Just Around the Riverbend in my pants (………it… flows like river… because it’s so sexy…????)
7. Fear and Sufferance in my pants (You BETTA fear it, FOO!)
8. READY STEADY GO in my pants (What are you waiting for? I’m getting pretty impatient.)
9. Omigod You Guys in my pants (Like, you’ll never BELIEVE what I can, like, do! This totally hawtt guy, like, wanted to know, LOL! so I…)
10. A New Beginning in my pants (Better than everything that came before.)
11. Your Eyes in my pants (…what are they DOING in there? NO PEEKING BEFORE YOU GET DEEP IN!)
12. Anthem of a Misguided Youth in my pants (Ah, poor, misguided youth. How scandalous.)
13. We Both Reached for the Gun in my pants (But who got the pleasure of grabbing it?)
14. 72 Degrees and Sunny in my pants (I find that hard to believe, actually.)
15. Boulevard of Broken Dreams in my pants (I leave a lot, yes. I’m sorry, twenty-four unfortunate souls and misguided youth, but I think this was a one-time thing.)
16. Just a Girl in my pants (Relax, mom and dad, it’s just a GIRL.)
17. It Only Takes a Moment in my pants (to have an experience unlike any other.)
18. Take My Hand in my pants (…why is MY hand down there, too?)
19. Pressing On in my pants (Press harder!)
20. Happy Birthday to Me in my pants (And what a birthday it was, too. Wow.)
...uh. That's it. Yes.
Ivan is forcing me to do a journal, and what better one to do than a silly song meme? I stole it from him.The rules!
1. Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2. List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3. Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
Like him, I turned it into twenty instead~ And I added random comments on the end of them all. All of which are untrue, need I add. >>;
1. Escape in my pants (…well, I suppose it could help you escape from reality for a while~)
2. Disappear in my pants (……uh. Yeah. That’s right, just get deep in there.)
3. Haven in my pants (Do you feel safe in there?)
4. 24 in my pants (at the same time! It’s a real party in there!)
5. Poor Unfortunate Souls in my pants (Am I that bad? D: )
6. Just Around the Riverbend in my pants (………it… flows like river… because it’s so sexy…????)
7. Fear and Sufferance in my pants (You BETTA fear it, FOO!)
8. READY STEADY GO in my pants (What are you waiting for? I’m getting pretty impatient.)
9. Omigod You Guys in my pants (Like, you’ll never BELIEVE what I can, like, do! This totally hawtt guy, like, wanted to know, LOL! so I…)
10. A New Beginning in my pants (Better than everything that came before.)
11. Your Eyes in my pants (…what are they DOING in there? NO PEEKING BEFORE YOU GET DEEP IN!)
12. Anthem of a Misguided Youth in my pants (Ah, poor, misguided youth. How scandalous.)
13. We Both Reached for the Gun in my pants (But who got the pleasure of grabbing it?)
14. 72 Degrees and Sunny in my pants (I find that hard to believe, actually.)
15. Boulevard of Broken Dreams in my pants (I leave a lot, yes. I’m sorry, twenty-four unfortunate souls and misguided youth, but I think this was a one-time thing.)
16. Just a Girl in my pants (Relax, mom and dad, it’s just a GIRL.)
17. It Only Takes a Moment in my pants (to have an experience unlike any other.)
18. Take My Hand in my pants (…why is MY hand down there, too?)
19. Pressing On in my pants (Press harder!)
20. Happy Birthday to Me in my pants (And what a birthday it was, too. Wow.)
...uh. That's it. Yes.
