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General | Posted 12 years agoHey peoples. I'm getting kicked out of my house. Just.. wanted ya'll to know.
Raffle by Tamera!
General | Posted 12 years agoDoeface's Reality of Women, Page 1
General | Posted 13 years agoHere is the reality of women: EMOTIONS!
Reality #1: Women are indirect. For example, we take things to a whole new level of subtle. When we like you, we don't tell you. Why? Because we can't. It's just impossible. We fear rejection as much as you do. When we want you to do something, we won't tell it to you. Instead, try looking at body language.
-Upset: A lot of times women will look away from you, their body will go rigid, and their head will drop. They have the tendency to wear puppy dog eyes, and you can always tell if their stifling tears if they find ways to hide behind their hair.
*How to React*: Measure your options carefully. If you've upset your girl, it may be best to directly apologize and try to talk it over. While we are indirect, direct men can often times make it easier to get what they want. Try wrapping your arms around her, assuming she isn't clawing your face off, and hold her for a minute. Then whisper to her your apology.
!But What If!: What if your right and she's wrong? Dude. Who cares. She's crying. For one, women hate being proved wrong. Trying to dominate your point while she's this upset is just going to get you in the doghouse. Yeah, it happens. She gets away with it. That's what women do. Because if we don't get away with it, there is a good chance you will suffer.
^She clawed my face off!^: Then your girl must not be ready to forgive you. If this happens, don't get mad! Whatever you do, DO NOT GET MAD! Instead, turn around, leave the room, and let her run to her girlfriends for a while. If you've got money, take the time to get her something she likes. Don't give it to her directly. Get her the favorite thing, whether it be food, gift cards, even a rose with a card attached, and leave it in an indirect but visible area. (Kitchen Table, good example). Always get a small folded piece of paper, or a card, and write on it: "I'm sorry. I love you." or something related to that. The next day or next time you interact with her, smile. Just smile. Your on your own from that point.
-Angry: These will be fairly apparent. You can tell due to the drooped eyebrows, the firmly sealed lips, and the evil stare. There is also a word amongst women that is used to assume a variety of negative things. "Fine" or also known as "Okay." When a woman uses fine, assume the worst. When a woman uses Okay, the worst is already there.
*How To React*: When you've crossed the line where your woman is mad, the best idea is to go quiet. Why? Because when we're mad, we have venom glands in our mouths that foam up and get ready to spit in the form of emotionally puncturing and spiteful words. A lot of times these words will be related to your sexual performance, so just avoid it. After a while, she may say something like "WELL!?" or hint that she wants you to explain yourself. This is dangerous territory. Instead, just apologize, but don't expect her to get over it soon.
!But What If!: She doesn't get over it soon? Wait longer. Don't ask her for food, or sex, or anything. Why? Because we don't think rationally when we are angry. We are spiteful beings manifested with alluring properties like tits and vaginas. You ask us for sex? There is a good chance you won't even get a handjob, or you'll get a bad one. You ask her for food? She'll most likely half ass it, if you don't get a "Do it yourself" first.
~What the hell do I do now?~: Wait it out. Going out with your friends may anger her more, so the best idea is to turn on some TV and wait it out at home. Eventually, she'll come around. Then again, there isn't anything that can't be solved with Chocolate. However, I would suggest waiting until "Angry" turns into "Upset", because upset women are more easier to handle then angry women.
-Horny: On to the fun stuff! Yes. Women do get aroused. Some women its harder then others, but that doesn't mean we don't crave the romance that comes before hand. However there are a lot of women that are easily aroused, and just as afraid to ask for it. This is where its your chance to be subtle or aggressive. Know how your girl likes it, for one. If you don't know, experiment. We can't tell you, it just happens. The visual signs for this are usually, shifting of the legs, stretching with really soft moans, wriggling, and glancing. When I say glancing, I mean either at your groin, or your face. A woman will also do 'I want a kiss' visuals. Licking her lips, sometimes playing with her hair, or inching closer to your face.
*How to React*: Sometimes these signs can be mistaken for other things, so be just about as subtle as she is. For example, wrap your arm around her shoulder and squeeze her to you. If she's been doing the 'I want a kiss', lean in halfway. Something really cute to try is rubbing your nose against hers, this is a sneaky way of offering a kiss, and being adorable at the same time. Women go for adorable. After a kiss is initiated, do not make it a full-blown make-out. Instead, kiss her and pull away. Smile like you are teasing. After teasing her, she might get frustrated. This can be turned in your favor. Romantic frustration is easily converted into sexual frustration. Place your hand on her thigh, if she isn't already on top of you, rest your forehead against her neck or shoulder, and cuddle her while squeezing tenderly on her inner thigh.
!But What If!: She wasn't horny? That's okay. You've at least put your foot in the door that you want some, and sometimes that's enough to arouse a woman. If this is your first time with her, stop here and move on to the next. If you've had sex with her before, and you're close, please continue. If she honestly doesn't seem interested, start masturbating in front of her. She'll either join in or leave the room. Though this seems rather blatant, chemically the flesh around your genitalia will release pheromones. Pheromones naturally release hormones in the body to make both men and women want to breed.
#Quick Question!#: Where is the G-spot you ask? Well, there is a theory that for some women the G-spot doesn't exist. This is true. For women, there is a train of nerves which peak at the clitoris, and head into the body. It weaves around the urethra and into the sexual nervous system. The G-spot is where a spongy membrane is next to the vaginal wall. The nerves will sometimes dodge this membrane completely, and sometimes it'll overfill the membrane. It depends on the women. Sometimes this system of sexual nerves will even travel as far as the rectal area. Theoretically, the G-spot is located an inch to two inches past the vaginal opening, and is on the front. By the front, I mean where her belly is. Think of it this way, angle towards her belly button.
#Quick Question! 2#: Why doesn't your girl squirt? This is a very delicate question. "Why is it my girl doesn't squirt, but my buddy says his girl squirts all the time?" For one, women will often hold it in because it feels like urine. You see, when the spongy membrane 'g spot' is stimulated, there is usually a fluid that is produced which retreats into the urethra. This is why women hold it. It feels like urine is starting to leak. Though it may smell similar, the fluid is usually off-white or clear in color. However, some women understand that it isn't, and therefore let it happen. Guys, don't worry. It may be coming out of the urethra, but its not urine. Usually the bladder will 'close' or tighten its opening during intercourse in nature's way of keeping us from peeing on eachother.
Reality #1: Women are indirect. For example, we take things to a whole new level of subtle. When we like you, we don't tell you. Why? Because we can't. It's just impossible. We fear rejection as much as you do. When we want you to do something, we won't tell it to you. Instead, try looking at body language.
-Upset: A lot of times women will look away from you, their body will go rigid, and their head will drop. They have the tendency to wear puppy dog eyes, and you can always tell if their stifling tears if they find ways to hide behind their hair.
*How to React*: Measure your options carefully. If you've upset your girl, it may be best to directly apologize and try to talk it over. While we are indirect, direct men can often times make it easier to get what they want. Try wrapping your arms around her, assuming she isn't clawing your face off, and hold her for a minute. Then whisper to her your apology.
!But What If!: What if your right and she's wrong? Dude. Who cares. She's crying. For one, women hate being proved wrong. Trying to dominate your point while she's this upset is just going to get you in the doghouse. Yeah, it happens. She gets away with it. That's what women do. Because if we don't get away with it, there is a good chance you will suffer.
^She clawed my face off!^: Then your girl must not be ready to forgive you. If this happens, don't get mad! Whatever you do, DO NOT GET MAD! Instead, turn around, leave the room, and let her run to her girlfriends for a while. If you've got money, take the time to get her something she likes. Don't give it to her directly. Get her the favorite thing, whether it be food, gift cards, even a rose with a card attached, and leave it in an indirect but visible area. (Kitchen Table, good example). Always get a small folded piece of paper, or a card, and write on it: "I'm sorry. I love you." or something related to that. The next day or next time you interact with her, smile. Just smile. Your on your own from that point.
-Angry: These will be fairly apparent. You can tell due to the drooped eyebrows, the firmly sealed lips, and the evil stare. There is also a word amongst women that is used to assume a variety of negative things. "Fine" or also known as "Okay." When a woman uses fine, assume the worst. When a woman uses Okay, the worst is already there.
*How To React*: When you've crossed the line where your woman is mad, the best idea is to go quiet. Why? Because when we're mad, we have venom glands in our mouths that foam up and get ready to spit in the form of emotionally puncturing and spiteful words. A lot of times these words will be related to your sexual performance, so just avoid it. After a while, she may say something like "WELL!?" or hint that she wants you to explain yourself. This is dangerous territory. Instead, just apologize, but don't expect her to get over it soon.
!But What If!: She doesn't get over it soon? Wait longer. Don't ask her for food, or sex, or anything. Why? Because we don't think rationally when we are angry. We are spiteful beings manifested with alluring properties like tits and vaginas. You ask us for sex? There is a good chance you won't even get a handjob, or you'll get a bad one. You ask her for food? She'll most likely half ass it, if you don't get a "Do it yourself" first.
~What the hell do I do now?~: Wait it out. Going out with your friends may anger her more, so the best idea is to turn on some TV and wait it out at home. Eventually, she'll come around. Then again, there isn't anything that can't be solved with Chocolate. However, I would suggest waiting until "Angry" turns into "Upset", because upset women are more easier to handle then angry women.
-Horny: On to the fun stuff! Yes. Women do get aroused. Some women its harder then others, but that doesn't mean we don't crave the romance that comes before hand. However there are a lot of women that are easily aroused, and just as afraid to ask for it. This is where its your chance to be subtle or aggressive. Know how your girl likes it, for one. If you don't know, experiment. We can't tell you, it just happens. The visual signs for this are usually, shifting of the legs, stretching with really soft moans, wriggling, and glancing. When I say glancing, I mean either at your groin, or your face. A woman will also do 'I want a kiss' visuals. Licking her lips, sometimes playing with her hair, or inching closer to your face.
*How to React*: Sometimes these signs can be mistaken for other things, so be just about as subtle as she is. For example, wrap your arm around her shoulder and squeeze her to you. If she's been doing the 'I want a kiss', lean in halfway. Something really cute to try is rubbing your nose against hers, this is a sneaky way of offering a kiss, and being adorable at the same time. Women go for adorable. After a kiss is initiated, do not make it a full-blown make-out. Instead, kiss her and pull away. Smile like you are teasing. After teasing her, she might get frustrated. This can be turned in your favor. Romantic frustration is easily converted into sexual frustration. Place your hand on her thigh, if she isn't already on top of you, rest your forehead against her neck or shoulder, and cuddle her while squeezing tenderly on her inner thigh.
!But What If!: She wasn't horny? That's okay. You've at least put your foot in the door that you want some, and sometimes that's enough to arouse a woman. If this is your first time with her, stop here and move on to the next. If you've had sex with her before, and you're close, please continue. If she honestly doesn't seem interested, start masturbating in front of her. She'll either join in or leave the room. Though this seems rather blatant, chemically the flesh around your genitalia will release pheromones. Pheromones naturally release hormones in the body to make both men and women want to breed.
#Quick Question!#: Where is the G-spot you ask? Well, there is a theory that for some women the G-spot doesn't exist. This is true. For women, there is a train of nerves which peak at the clitoris, and head into the body. It weaves around the urethra and into the sexual nervous system. The G-spot is where a spongy membrane is next to the vaginal wall. The nerves will sometimes dodge this membrane completely, and sometimes it'll overfill the membrane. It depends on the women. Sometimes this system of sexual nerves will even travel as far as the rectal area. Theoretically, the G-spot is located an inch to two inches past the vaginal opening, and is on the front. By the front, I mean where her belly is. Think of it this way, angle towards her belly button.
#Quick Question! 2#: Why doesn't your girl squirt? This is a very delicate question. "Why is it my girl doesn't squirt, but my buddy says his girl squirts all the time?" For one, women will often hold it in because it feels like urine. You see, when the spongy membrane 'g spot' is stimulated, there is usually a fluid that is produced which retreats into the urethra. This is why women hold it. It feels like urine is starting to leak. Though it may smell similar, the fluid is usually off-white or clear in color. However, some women understand that it isn't, and therefore let it happen. Guys, don't worry. It may be coming out of the urethra, but its not urine. Usually the bladder will 'close' or tighten its opening during intercourse in nature's way of keeping us from peeing on eachother.
:D STREAMING VIDEO GAMES?!
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm tempted to stream Dark Souls.. IF I did, would anyone like to watch?
For Once, a happy journal <3
General | Posted 13 years agoYesterday I was so sad. I had to work all day, and while I worked my family ate and opened presents without me.
I finally got home to find the tree was empty, and I never saw the huge smile on the kid's face when they saw my presents, or my mother "oohing" as she opened up her crystal and maybe laughing as she got her texting dictionary. I never seen dad's "Omg this is bad ass" look when he opened up his new dragon. I feel like I worked all through christmas.
Well, after all the presents were opened, I sighed and put on a smile, ate my mildly cold Lasagna, asked for another plate, and wished for pain medicine but I was too embarrassed to ask for it.
The first year that I gave everyone presents, I never got to see them open it. I didn't get to enjoy my family while we ate together and had fun.
After all was done, everyone but Jess and her boyfriend went home, and I limped my way into Mom's room. She had gotten Avon stuff, and was going through it. I sat down on the end of her bed and watched her organize all her make up and whatever else, then she pulled out a small box.
"What's that?"
"A gift for my best friend."
She pulled out a small blue bracelet and tried to loosen the slip not on it. I tilted my head. "Who's that?" I thought Becky Leslie or maybe something else.
"Well if this slipknot would come undone--" I shifted slightly and waited, she gave up and showed the bracelet to me.
"Well I hope you like it, because you're my best friend."
Oh the tears coming out of my eyes. That was christmas. That phrase, that made me smile and cry, and then everything in that moment became christmas again.
Thank you, mom. I love you so much. <3
Merry Christmas Furaffinity!
I finally got home to find the tree was empty, and I never saw the huge smile on the kid's face when they saw my presents, or my mother "oohing" as she opened up her crystal and maybe laughing as she got her texting dictionary. I never seen dad's "Omg this is bad ass" look when he opened up his new dragon. I feel like I worked all through christmas.
Well, after all the presents were opened, I sighed and put on a smile, ate my mildly cold Lasagna, asked for another plate, and wished for pain medicine but I was too embarrassed to ask for it.
The first year that I gave everyone presents, I never got to see them open it. I didn't get to enjoy my family while we ate together and had fun.
After all was done, everyone but Jess and her boyfriend went home, and I limped my way into Mom's room. She had gotten Avon stuff, and was going through it. I sat down on the end of her bed and watched her organize all her make up and whatever else, then she pulled out a small box.
"What's that?"
"A gift for my best friend."
She pulled out a small blue bracelet and tried to loosen the slip not on it. I tilted my head. "Who's that?" I thought Becky Leslie or maybe something else.
"Well if this slipknot would come undone--" I shifted slightly and waited, she gave up and showed the bracelet to me.
"Well I hope you like it, because you're my best friend."
Oh the tears coming out of my eyes. That was christmas. That phrase, that made me smile and cry, and then everything in that moment became christmas again.
Thank you, mom. I love you so much. <3
Merry Christmas Furaffinity!
All I Want For Christmas
General | Posted 13 years agoWhat were you expecting? Two front teeth? A hippopotamus? Is you?
Well, I'll tell you what I want for christmas
I want a fucking KISS. Thats right, I want a kiss. I didn't get that on my birthday, so I don't think I'll get it on christmas, or ever!
I feel like shit. I don't want christmas to come. I hate spending christmas alone...
Well, I'll tell you what I want for christmas
I want a fucking KISS. Thats right, I want a kiss. I didn't get that on my birthday, so I don't think I'll get it on christmas, or ever!
I feel like shit. I don't want christmas to come. I hate spending christmas alone...
Happy birthday.. to me...
General | Posted 13 years agoHappy birthday too me..
Happy birthday dear Jennnnyyy...
Not like anyone caaa-aares~
Happy birthday dear Jennnnyyy...
Not like anyone caaa-aares~
Mmm my nips
General | Posted 13 years agoObama's speech gave me nipple boners. :>
granted I voted for mickey mouse, I just really hope gays can get married and be miserable together like the straights
*ANY HATE COMMENTS WILL BE REMOVED*
granted I voted for mickey mouse, I just really hope gays can get married and be miserable together like the straights
*ANY HATE COMMENTS WILL BE REMOVED*
Free Pinup
General | Posted 13 years agoMeaning of life?
General | Posted 13 years agoDare to read:
What is the meaning of life? I don't understand what it could be. What is the point? Exactly. There isn't one. The point is to be born and die. Sure, you can spout religious things, and tell me "It's worth living"
Or the best reason to live: "God put you here for a reason."
God put me on this earth so people could laugh at me and fucking IGNORE me. And REFUSE to care! NOBODY. CARES! That person walking down the street? Guess what. If you fell over, THEY WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT. If you work at a grocery store, you can be as nice to that customer as you want, but guess what. They'll just WALK ON OUT of the store thinking "Oh shit I spent money" not "Oh that checker was so nice!"
They. don't. care. Your coworkers only care about getting out of their shift as soon as possible, not talking to you.
If you're not pretty, or sexy, or the optimal appearance, guess what. You can expect every single person to walk past you and maybe snicker at your weight or your glasses.
Yeah. These people are immature. But that still doesn't make you feel better, does it!?
Yeah. Guess what. I took too many pills. I wanted to sleep. I hadn't slept in 68 hours.
AND I STILL LIVED. WHY AM I STILL HERE?!
Life is worth living my ass.
It isn't worth living alone.
What is the meaning of life? I don't understand what it could be. What is the point? Exactly. There isn't one. The point is to be born and die. Sure, you can spout religious things, and tell me "It's worth living"
Or the best reason to live: "God put you here for a reason."
God put me on this earth so people could laugh at me and fucking IGNORE me. And REFUSE to care! NOBODY. CARES! That person walking down the street? Guess what. If you fell over, THEY WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT. If you work at a grocery store, you can be as nice to that customer as you want, but guess what. They'll just WALK ON OUT of the store thinking "Oh shit I spent money" not "Oh that checker was so nice!"
They. don't. care. Your coworkers only care about getting out of their shift as soon as possible, not talking to you.
If you're not pretty, or sexy, or the optimal appearance, guess what. You can expect every single person to walk past you and maybe snicker at your weight or your glasses.
Yeah. These people are immature. But that still doesn't make you feel better, does it!?
Yeah. Guess what. I took too many pills. I wanted to sleep. I hadn't slept in 68 hours.
AND I STILL LIVED. WHY AM I STILL HERE?!
Life is worth living my ass.
It isn't worth living alone.
Depression. How fun!
General | Posted 13 years agoAlright well. I'm working on Doe Tags.. but.. I've been busy, depressed, and however much fun that is, it's still painfully difficult.
I feel so lonely. I feel.. upset. Icky. Stuff like that. :(
Meh.. work has gotten me sooo tired.. I think i might stop drawing and just.. sleep..
Sleep.. please do not evade me tonight..
I feel so lonely. I feel.. upset. Icky. Stuff like that. :(
Meh.. work has gotten me sooo tired.. I think i might stop drawing and just.. sleep..
Sleep.. please do not evade me tonight..
No Subject
General | Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3979912/
Pinapple Shark is doing a Raffle. You should check them out. :D
Pinapple Shark is doing a Raffle. You should check them out. :D
Want FREE ART? From a pickle?
General | Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3949004/ Yep. That just happened.
Quick Update..
General | Posted 13 years agoMy uncle's in the hospital. My family is a wreck. I might get in trouble with my job. I have no emotional support. I'm upset. I'm depressed. And I'm sick and tired of being unhappy. I feel so angry and spiteful.
Well, it's not like I can honestly change these things, but I'm sure nobody else would be willing to try.
Also, as for the offering of free shit, I just wanted to give you guys a quick update.
On Monday October 22nd, I will choose 3-5 Male Characters to apply anatomy sketches to. Most of these will be in dirty poses with Lyla the Doe, my fursona. This series of sketches will be called "Doe Tag"
Just to be clear, these are SKETCHES. The chance of them being more "professional" are probably pretty small. Sketches will be colored in black, however they will not have solid lines, and if anything won't look too great.
However, that does not mean they are not open for upgrades. Meaning eventually I might ink them, color them, and send them on their merry way into the trash can of my horrible artwork.
Again, I will be choosing 3-5. Feel free to post here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
THAT IS THE ONLY JOURNAL I WILL BE CHOOSING FROM
I WILL NOT BE CHOOSING FROM THIS JOURNAL.
DO NOT POST YOUR REFERENCES HERE. POST THEM HERE!! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
Thank you. That is all.
Well, it's not like I can honestly change these things, but I'm sure nobody else would be willing to try.
Also, as for the offering of free shit, I just wanted to give you guys a quick update.
On Monday October 22nd, I will choose 3-5 Male Characters to apply anatomy sketches to. Most of these will be in dirty poses with Lyla the Doe, my fursona. This series of sketches will be called "Doe Tag"
Just to be clear, these are SKETCHES. The chance of them being more "professional" are probably pretty small. Sketches will be colored in black, however they will not have solid lines, and if anything won't look too great.
However, that does not mean they are not open for upgrades. Meaning eventually I might ink them, color them, and send them on their merry way into the trash can of my horrible artwork.
Again, I will be choosing 3-5. Feel free to post here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
THAT IS THE ONLY JOURNAL I WILL BE CHOOSING FROM
I WILL NOT BE CHOOSING FROM THIS JOURNAL.
DO NOT POST YOUR REFERENCES HERE. POST THEM HERE!! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3939530/
Thank you. That is all.
Ooh D: If only~
General | Posted 13 years agoLooks like I'm not the only one freebie-ing it up today!
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3940253/ theirs would probably be better then mine anyway!
>.> Not that I'm still not going to do mine. It's.. just.. bleh. D: Lol
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3940253/ theirs would probably be better then mine anyway!
>.> Not that I'm still not going to do mine. It's.. just.. bleh. D: Lol
I hate being depressed.. (And I'm offering free shit..)
General | Posted 13 years agoI really do. Anyway. In other news, I'm going to have a "practice" sexy time pic with Lyla, and I need a male character.
Whoever is interested just.. like.. smack the name and stuff down below... possibly a reference as well..
... I'd say friends have a better chance and stuff but most of them forgot I exist or want nothing to do with me.
Rules are:
Have to be male.
Have to be furry.
Have to be not-picky about position and stuff.. This is like.. practice..
If you want brownie points you can like, make a journal saying that I'm offering free stuff.. but I won't make you guys... I'll earn my own watchers I spose.
Whoever is interested just.. like.. smack the name and stuff down below... possibly a reference as well..
... I'd say friends have a better chance and stuff but most of them forgot I exist or want nothing to do with me.
Rules are:
Have to be male.
Have to be furry.
Have to be not-picky about position and stuff.. This is like.. practice..
If you want brownie points you can like, make a journal saying that I'm offering free stuff.. but I won't make you guys... I'll earn my own watchers I spose.
BLARHGHGADASFADSF -Update-
General | Posted 13 years agoOk so.
Like yeah. Like. So much drama... like.. :(
It's so irritating. I haven't been on FA. I haven't done any art. I just haven't. Lol. My dad revoked my computer rights and my shitty laptop doesn't run photoshop effectively. No. Seriously. It doesn't. Lol. I'LL GET ART DONE EVENTUALLY.
... In fact I'm tempted to open commissions. :D
I just have trouble with legs and faces. I'm tempted to experiment with different art styles, not sure.
Would anyone be interested?
Like yeah. Like. So much drama... like.. :(
It's so irritating. I haven't been on FA. I haven't done any art. I just haven't. Lol. My dad revoked my computer rights and my shitty laptop doesn't run photoshop effectively. No. Seriously. It doesn't. Lol. I'LL GET ART DONE EVENTUALLY.
... In fact I'm tempted to open commissions. :D
I just have trouble with legs and faces. I'm tempted to experiment with different art styles, not sure.
Would anyone be interested?
Angry..
General | Posted 13 years agoNo art will be posted from me in a while. I still don't have a main computer with photoshop. sorry guys
On top of that, I'm fucking furious at the world. Just furious. I'm tired of everyone I get interested in either being homosexual, or don't give two shits about my existence.
I'm tired of trying. I mean there's quite a few guys around my area, and y'know what? None of them. give. a. shit. I'm so sick of people not giving a shit. Just.. UGH!
Whatever. -Curls up- I try to be a good person, I try to be sweet and friendly, but every time I dare to be myself, be a flirt, be playful, it chases them away.
Whatever. Just... whatever. Nobody cares.
On top of that, I'm fucking furious at the world. Just furious. I'm tired of everyone I get interested in either being homosexual, or don't give two shits about my existence.
I'm tired of trying. I mean there's quite a few guys around my area, and y'know what? None of them. give. a. shit. I'm so sick of people not giving a shit. Just.. UGH!
Whatever. -Curls up- I try to be a good person, I try to be sweet and friendly, but every time I dare to be myself, be a flirt, be playful, it chases them away.
Whatever. Just... whatever. Nobody cares.
Angry..
General | Posted 13 years agoNo art will be posted from me in a while. I still don't have a main computer with photoshop. sorry guys
On top of that, I'm fucking furious at the world. Just furious. I'm tired of everyone I get interested in either being homosexual, or don't give two shits about my existence.
I'm tired of trying. I mean there's quite a few guys around my area, and y'know what? None of them. give. a. shit. I'm so sick of people not giving a shit. Just.. UGH!
Whatever. -Curls up- I try to be a good person, I try to be sweet and friendly, but every time I dare to be myself, be a flirt, be playful, it chases them away.
Whatever. Just... whatever. Nobody cares.
On top of that, I'm fucking furious at the world. Just furious. I'm tired of everyone I get interested in either being homosexual, or don't give two shits about my existence.
I'm tired of trying. I mean there's quite a few guys around my area, and y'know what? None of them. give. a. shit. I'm so sick of people not giving a shit. Just.. UGH!
Whatever. -Curls up- I try to be a good person, I try to be sweet and friendly, but every time I dare to be myself, be a flirt, be playful, it chases them away.
Whatever. Just... whatever. Nobody cares.
Getting kicked out.
General | Posted 13 years agoWanna know what happened? My dad yelled at me to the extent I jumped out of a car. Then he practically beat me and then choked me with my own shirt to the extent when my friend saw the marks she cried.
I have to leave. I'm getting kicked out. Ya'll won't hear from me for a while.
Thank you to you guys who were there for me. I won't forget it.
Bye...
I have to leave. I'm getting kicked out. Ya'll won't hear from me for a while.
Thank you to you guys who were there for me. I won't forget it.
Bye...
I'll draw my own fucking art, then.
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm mad. Really mad. I had the worst day, I'm in tears, does anyone care? NOOOO!?
Fuck it. Just fuck it. I'm not special. NOBODY. CARES.
An "Oh it'll be okay" or something. Or y'know maybe a cuddle, or something. No. I get a "Oh that sucks. /dontcare.
Oh, and nobody wants to join my contest either. Fine. I won't give a contest. Nobody wants my drawings I guess.
Whatever. I'll go write abusive fucking erotica and draw bloody pictures of Lyla getting fucking beat up. Kuz y'know what? THAT IS HOW I FEEL.
Fuck the contest. Fuck it all. Fuck me. Fuck everything. I'll draw my own fucking art, I'll fucking abuse my own fucking fursona, I'll abuse my fucking self I guess as if my dad hasn't done enough of it today.
If you need me I'll be in the fucking basement smashing my head against the FUCKING wall.
FUUUCK!!!
Fuck it. Just fuck it. I'm not special. NOBODY. CARES.
An "Oh it'll be okay" or something. Or y'know maybe a cuddle, or something. No. I get a "Oh that sucks. /dontcare.
Oh, and nobody wants to join my contest either. Fine. I won't give a contest. Nobody wants my drawings I guess.
Whatever. I'll go write abusive fucking erotica and draw bloody pictures of Lyla getting fucking beat up. Kuz y'know what? THAT IS HOW I FEEL.
Fuck the contest. Fuck it all. Fuck me. Fuck everything. I'll draw my own fucking art, I'll fucking abuse my own fucking fursona, I'll abuse my fucking self I guess as if my dad hasn't done enough of it today.
If you need me I'll be in the fucking basement smashing my head against the FUCKING wall.
FUUUCK!!!
HRRRRRR!!!! Cotton Candy :o
General | Posted 13 years agoSo. I'm tempted to hold a contest, the prizes being:
1st place: Part of my Protected by Predators picture, holding Lyla, or just having a main role in the picture
+ A personal art piece featuring your fursona/one of your characters + An optional sexy story written by me featuring the sexy beasts of your choosing.
2nd place: An erotic story written by me featuring the furs of your choosing + Picture related to said story.
3rd place: A sketch/Doodle of a furry of your choosing (OR) An erotic story featuring the furs of your choosing (OR) a lineart
The idea behind this contest is you must draw Lyla and incorporate cotton candy in some way.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THIS CONTEST! YOU MUST LEAVE A COMMENT.
If I at least get three people in this contest, I'll go through with it. If not, then well I might be up for trades.
We'll see what happens.
What inspired this? I went out to the Golden Corral today. :D I ate cotton candy :D
Then I realized how adorable it'd be if I drew my fursona eating some cotton candy. :D!
Terms:
I choose who gets first place. Nobody else.
The erotic stories can be the length of your choosing, you can choose what is and is not in it, I just put the creative juices together. If you are not happy with your erotic story, then I will rewrite a good portion of it, or if it's absolutely awful, I'll scrap it and write you something better.
There needs to be a descriptive reference of your character you want in the picture prizes.
The erotic stories have to be within copyright. For example, if you want to have your fursona be screwing one of another furries on fur affinity that doesn't even know you, I need to be able to get permission from that artist to use their character in your erotica/picture. If you can't think of anyone, you can always bang Lyla. I don't care :3 Lol
If there is not three people, and you draw it anyway, I will compensate you in some way however they won't be the prizes listed. I may just draw you something in return or write you some sexy stuff. It depends.
Ready? Go.
1st place: Part of my Protected by Predators picture, holding Lyla, or just having a main role in the picture
+ A personal art piece featuring your fursona/one of your characters + An optional sexy story written by me featuring the sexy beasts of your choosing.
2nd place: An erotic story written by me featuring the furs of your choosing + Picture related to said story.
3rd place: A sketch/Doodle of a furry of your choosing (OR) An erotic story featuring the furs of your choosing (OR) a lineart
The idea behind this contest is you must draw Lyla and incorporate cotton candy in some way.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THIS CONTEST! YOU MUST LEAVE A COMMENT.
If I at least get three people in this contest, I'll go through with it. If not, then well I might be up for trades.
We'll see what happens.
What inspired this? I went out to the Golden Corral today. :D I ate cotton candy :D
Then I realized how adorable it'd be if I drew my fursona eating some cotton candy. :D!
Terms:
I choose who gets first place. Nobody else.
The erotic stories can be the length of your choosing, you can choose what is and is not in it, I just put the creative juices together. If you are not happy with your erotic story, then I will rewrite a good portion of it, or if it's absolutely awful, I'll scrap it and write you something better.
There needs to be a descriptive reference of your character you want in the picture prizes.
The erotic stories have to be within copyright. For example, if you want to have your fursona be screwing one of another furries on fur affinity that doesn't even know you, I need to be able to get permission from that artist to use their character in your erotica/picture. If you can't think of anyone, you can always bang Lyla. I don't care :3 Lol
If there is not three people, and you draw it anyway, I will compensate you in some way however they won't be the prizes listed. I may just draw you something in return or write you some sexy stuff. It depends.
Ready? Go.
Pissed off.
General | Posted 13 years agoUGH! I fucking hate people. fucking hate them so bad. All my "Friends" never talk to me, my parents aren't happy with me, and I can't get anyone to draw Lyla for me. Nobody but Clear-Jello but I still need to pay her back for that. Ugh.
I'm trying not to be selfish but i just want people to talk to me without having to bring up a fucking convo on my own. It's pissing me off. I have to initiate the conversations and they're always over before they start with that.
I don't know how to be happy anymore. Maybe I should just give up. Say "Fuck you" to the world. Not like it'd care either!
Fucking people.
I'm so sick of it all.
-Doodles rage drawings-
I'm trying not to be selfish but i just want people to talk to me without having to bring up a fucking convo on my own. It's pissing me off. I have to initiate the conversations and they're always over before they start with that.
I don't know how to be happy anymore. Maybe I should just give up. Say "Fuck you" to the world. Not like it'd care either!
Fucking people.
I'm so sick of it all.
-Doodles rage drawings-
And a wild livestream link appears!
General | Posted 13 years agohttp://www.livestream.com/morbidwolfess
Join me! :)
Currently drawing:
"That tasted purple" Featuring Lyla. WARNING: DIRTY. But not nude.
Skyping with
Raidus so just a warning, you'll hear his seze voice. :3
And maybe mine. Hrrr!
Yeah. So. Join me now. 8D!!
Join me! :)
Currently drawing:
"That tasted purple" Featuring Lyla. WARNING: DIRTY. But not nude.
Skyping with
Raidus so just a warning, you'll hear his seze voice. :3And maybe mine. Hrrr!
Yeah. So. Join me now. 8D!!
Exhaustion and Opportunity~!! Updates
General | Posted 13 years agoWow! It's been two weeks!
Well, I finally got a job. At Michaels craft store. So. Yeah. I'm pretty content despite the incredible pain in my feet. Hoohh what I wouldn't do for a hoof rub about now!
I've come to realize that I won't get any money from my paychecks though. It goes straight to my parental units. Woot for living at home. =/ It really sucks though, because I had my hopes up for getting 3 things: A b-day gift for my father, put down some money on a pastel ball python, and a cell phone. AHAH. No. Not going to happen. I might put down some money for a pastel ball python anyway because I told the breeder I'd give him at least 20% of the price of the ball python. Which, is only 15$. Not bad at all IMO.
I suppose I can use the other 30 or so to buy my dad a birthday present.. Dad > Phone, considering I really don't need one. :D -Rebellious Face-
So yeah. I need to widen my range of arts.
Current #
Protected by Predators - I might do it still, it'd be a big picture, but I think it'd be worth it to do. I still need some predators, and some unique ones if you will. So far these are the ones I want in my pic
Snow Leopard:
blutz5
Wolves:
Statik Raidus
Honey Badger: McFlabbWobble.deviantart.com (LOL)
Bear: FrankTheTank
If you want to be in this compilation, I'll need a reference of your character. You need to be a Male and you must be willing to look FEROCIOUS. You need to be carnivore/omnivore, preferably something with a generally aggressive attitude. I want unique predators, and this is probably something more reserved for friends. This is FREE, you do not have to pay, you only have to offer me a character reference sheet and agree that it is OK for me to draw you looking like a badass. Just sayin'.
Sorry ladies. I won't be taking female predators this round, I want masculine. I might make a few exceptions, but don't expect me to say yes easily, loves.
I'm also tempted to make gift arts for a few special people, they won't know who they are, BUT IT'S COMING.
Well, I finally got a job. At Michaels craft store. So. Yeah. I'm pretty content despite the incredible pain in my feet. Hoohh what I wouldn't do for a hoof rub about now!
I've come to realize that I won't get any money from my paychecks though. It goes straight to my parental units. Woot for living at home. =/ It really sucks though, because I had my hopes up for getting 3 things: A b-day gift for my father, put down some money on a pastel ball python, and a cell phone. AHAH. No. Not going to happen. I might put down some money for a pastel ball python anyway because I told the breeder I'd give him at least 20% of the price of the ball python. Which, is only 15$. Not bad at all IMO.
I suppose I can use the other 30 or so to buy my dad a birthday present.. Dad > Phone, considering I really don't need one. :D -Rebellious Face-
So yeah. I need to widen my range of arts.
Current #
Protected by Predators - I might do it still, it'd be a big picture, but I think it'd be worth it to do. I still need some predators, and some unique ones if you will. So far these are the ones I want in my pic
Snow Leopard:
blutz5Wolves:
Statik RaidusHoney Badger: McFlabbWobble.deviantart.com (LOL)
Bear: FrankTheTank
If you want to be in this compilation, I'll need a reference of your character. You need to be a Male and you must be willing to look FEROCIOUS. You need to be carnivore/omnivore, preferably something with a generally aggressive attitude. I want unique predators, and this is probably something more reserved for friends. This is FREE, you do not have to pay, you only have to offer me a character reference sheet and agree that it is OK for me to draw you looking like a badass. Just sayin'.
Sorry ladies. I won't be taking female predators this round, I want masculine. I might make a few exceptions, but don't expect me to say yes easily, loves.
I'm also tempted to make gift arts for a few special people, they won't know who they are, BUT IT'S COMING.
