stolen from  djpopn

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[x] You have an ipod/mp3 player.

[ ] Your parents are still married.

[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.

T 0 T A L: 3


[x] You dress how you want to.

[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[x] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[ ] Your room is big enough for you.

[ ] People don't use you for something you have.

[x] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 8


[x] You have over 50 friends on myspace.

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.

[ ] You get allowance.

[ ] You collect something normal.

[x] You look forward to going to school.

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[ ] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 12


[x] You own a car.

[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life. (that's bad English)

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 15

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.

[x] You care about so many people.

[ ] You are happy with your life.

[x] You know more than one language. (kinda know three >.>)

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs.

[ ] You don't have any enemies.

[x] You are a generally nice person.

T O T A L: 21

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy"

so I got this notice in the mail stating that I have twelve months to come up with at least $35,000 to pay back on a student loan that was deferred since 2008. I don't like asking for help for this... but any advice.. or monetary aid would be welcomed with my humble thanks..


until my mood increases, I unfortunately must put my art on a hold. sorry guys.


your humble and financially troubled dragon,

-Ashkore, A.K.A. mountain_dragon

that's right, hatchday. friday the 25th. and I have no class then! I know that I'll be doing (sleeping.. then gaming.)

so yeah.. nothing else going on. might write more. I don't know yet. I need inspiration!!!!

First, the letter of your first name.


A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl *im not a girl at all. does a femboi count?*
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."

I'm a "Fabulous Pornstar who wants to have sex with you" according to this freaking thing O.o;

ok no more of these for the rest of the month... year.... back to my commissions.

fien. here goes. I will be using my ashkore character for this.

Rules:

1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

1.)What's your name?

Ashkore Wingtips

2.)Do you know why you were named that?

My dam and sire named me that, because it means "bringer of ashes" apparantly. I guess that is true... since I have blown up two labs since I was worked on. >.>

3.) Are you single or taken?

Taken, and proud of it :3

4).Have any abilities or powers?

I'm knowlegible in science, technomancy, medical, AND have a vast knowlege of the elements.

5.) Stop being a mary-sue

I don't wanna, and you can't make me >:C

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?

being that he wouldn't be able to stop staring at my tits... yes.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?

Don't get me started.

8.) Oh? How about pets?

two.

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.

I don't like it when people treat me like shit.

10.) Something that you do like?

My colleagues, friends, family and mate(S) :o

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

this dragon likes making things that go boom, experimenting with biological subjects... etc.

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?

I have... a whole labratory full of them. They started it though.

13.)Ever killed anyone?

uhm.... maybe? <.<

14.)What kind of animal are you?

A DRAGON, goddamnit!

15.)Name your worst habits.

toying with my subjects, and testees

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?

Stephen Hawking.. yes I know he's a human, but he's a damn genious for crying out loud!


17.)Gay, straight, or bi?

Bi.

18.)Do you go to school?

I'm too smart to go to school, ya fgt. I own my own scientifical corporation >:C

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

Yes. I will.

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

I have one right now... maybe more. they won't tell me X3

21.)What are you most afraid of?

not having any more soda, or coffee to wake my tail up. -_-

22.)What color is your hair?

black with two blue streaks... one on either side

23.) Eyes?

blue

24.) What do you usually wear?

my labcoat; jeans, no shoes... when not in the lab I wear a prussian blue turtleneck, baggy jeans, and still no shoes

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?

Yes

27.) Well, it's still not over.

...you have got to be kidding me. I have science to discover...

28.) Anyways, where do you live?

in my lab, at the top of Wingtips sciences, inc.

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?

If we go by human class... I'm very high class. I don't go by class though. money ain't an object.

30.) How many friends do you have?

many, but they seem to have dispersed like a ring of fire.

31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

I would not change a thing... oh wait... wouldn't have all this tech... but it may have ended up happening again in the future

33.) What is your thoughts on pie?

Pi is equal to 3.1415965...... oh wait... Pie.... mine would be apple.

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?

anything that.... oh wait... ok. I love pizza. easy delivery... and free desert too :D

35.) Favorite drink?

Tea, then cherry coke

36.) What is your favorite place?

My whole laboratory.

37.) Least favorite?

Police Precinct... get too many feds knocking at my door >:C

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

whatever.

39.)Well, it's over.

oh really now?

40.) Now, tag 3 people!

ok. I tag...

 arclis
 nebula
 toshiroronmark

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR IF YOU COMMENT ON THIS JOURNAL, I SHALL...

1. Respond with something random about you. (knowing me it'll be randomly random)
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you what song reminds me of you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal

---YOU GO NOW

Hey everyone. I'm bored, so I'm going to be making futuristic ID Badges, and trying to draw for a change. the details are as follows:

sample: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4468969

note me with the following information:
title of what company is desired (if blank I will use a generic science company))
image (will draw, unless ya want to use a previously drawn image. will need permission from the original artist though)
Name ((first, last))
Age
Gender
species
and two special slots of your choice

prices may vary, may even do it for free. I will be starting out with having 5 slots open, but if demand increases, I may open more slots.

until I can get these done, I am not accepting more, sorry guys. I may make an acception if I know ya well enough.

1.  aquingator
2. Morohtar
3.  drizelda
4.  koronakaaduu1280
5.  arclis

so... Friday one of the worst things that could happen... happened. My cousin who is two years younger than me passed on. She was found dead on Friday, and the cause as I have been told... is a Heroin overdose. Found out yesterday that authorities are getting involved, investigating it as a murder. I'm speechless.. shocked... nobody should have to deal with the loss of a loved one this way...

I may not be productive in my works as a result of this...


your grieving dragon,
-Ashkore Wingtips

Hey everyone. I'm bored, so I'm going to be making futuristic ID Badges, and trying to draw for a change. the details are as follows:

sample: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4468969

note me with the following information:
title of what company is desired (if blank I will use a generic science company))
image (will draw, unless ya want to use a previously drawn image. will need permission from the original artist though)
Name ((first, last))
Age
Gender
species
and two special slots of your choice

prices may vary, may even do it for free. I will be starting out with having 5 slots open, but if demand increases, I may open more slots.

1.  aquingator
2. Morohtar
3.  drizelda
4.
5.

Finally got myself a tablet update. gonna be drawing more in my free time from school.. maybe pump out one or two sketches a month I hope. in other worlds, the lab is still in disarray. *there is a crash in the background* OI! gotta run the monkey got out of it's cage.

*Dashes off*



**Ashkore, the Mountain Dragon**

alright... ranting time!!!

letssss... start off with mannars... NOONE has good mannars anymore! someone IMms me, telling me to find out what I am doing this weekend cause her and one of our friends wants to hang out and play video games. I love it how people have forgotten how to say please. now before you say anything, yes, I'm guilty of it, but I'm going to be saying please more often.

NEXT THING: people need to learn to suck it up and WORK when they are assigned a position to work, not bitch like a two year old and storm out of the office, THEN refuse to work, breaking all of the safety protocols. I mean yeah the rant was funny... but seriously people!! come on!

...im done.

--Ashkore.

*curls up tightly, snarling*

WAAAAGH it would seem that ashkore has done it again: gone and blown up hir lab. What will come out of it this time??? find out in the next chapter of the wacky world of Wingtips,

in other news Ashkore is going to have some changes, mainly color and certain accessories... but nothing too major.


yers truely

--Ashkore's computer

SO! there is hope for this dragon yet! I've gotten my transfer to Park operations, and am now going to be a ride operator! training on the Fifth of next month. yeah my pay is 20 cents less but what's it worth? A WHOLE LOT LESS STRESS :D

ok im done, talk to you later~

-Ashkore

ok everyone, time to laugh at this dragon.

I got a job at Sesame Place, a Sesame Street themed theme park. got into the culinary department, and I work a register as guest services. here's where the problem starts. I have anxiety problems, and have since had two anxiety/panic attacks which led to bad asthma, one which landed moi in the hospital. both within a week of each other.

heres where things get better. I am waiting on a transfer to the park operations team to be a ride host/hostess. so things might get better for me and my stressdemon.

alright enough ranting and venting from this dragoness.

talk to y'all later,

~Ashkore~

okay.. I'm really starting to wonder what the old man who built the house I live at was thinking. first he uses a odd method of building the roof, then he puts layer upon layer of tile in the bathroom, now he uses odd pipes for the sink drain. I'm the one who does stuff around the house... and I was mortified at what I saw. time to call the plumber, and actually get it fixed..


---
your handydragon,

Ashkore Wingtips

hey y'all. if I can ever get things fixed on my end, and my sketches looking good enough, there will be about 3 new updates coming in of my work!!


-- Ashkore Wingtips


ps. Sammiches are amazing.

despite what the subject of this message means... it means a lot. For me, it means the possible bookend of my college studies... the money well has run dry, and I have been faced with the biggest decision of my life: stay in college... or go to work. My only choice, now that I have exhausted my grant and loan money, is to drop the college and get a job in the real life. I'm afraid that noone will want to hire me, because of this decision.. I mean yeah I have at the least 32 credit hours under my belt... but that doesn't mean anything... does it? I really need some help, a morale boost... and someone to tell me everything is going to be okay.. cause right now, all is not okay..

your crushed draggy,

Ashkore Wingtips

the light at the end of my storm of badness has cometh... The phillies stole another league victory against the braves 10-8, sealing their spot in the World Series... a glorious day it is indeed!!!
and.... a tribute to the late harry kalas

((lyrics originally sung by Frank Sinatra; High hopes. all credit goes to him))


Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think hell move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, cant
Move a rubber tree plant

But hes got high hopes, hes got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin low
stead of lettin go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought hed punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam

cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin bad
stead of feelin sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
Theyll be bursted soon
Theyre just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop



FORGE ON, my friends, forge on!

okay... so it starts off I had a coupple funerals (two, to be exact) to go to... then I found out that I didn't have the right flash drive for class... then it turns out that the CDs that I got were the wrong type for class.....

*sighs* sometimes I just wish things would go a lot easier........

okay. so I got Windows 7 professional through college. some aspects look like vista, but made less archaic. we'll see what this week and a half of stress testing will do to the OS :D

**Ashkore out.**

hum...... how to explain this one.... my availabilities this coming simester
OKAY.
heres the schedule:
mondays... no chance in hell seeing me before 10:30.
Tuesdays: catch me after 5:00
wednesdays: after 3:30 im free.
thursdays: off day.
Fridays: free day after 11:50.


okay, see you all, and here's to a productive simester!

::edit:: yes.. all exept for friday is PM, EST

while I was away at Otakon, I messed up my left leg pretty badly... I have to have my leg wrapped up for a while.. what makes matters worse, is that it's my driving foot. I'll be okay though =3

like anyone cares about anime conventions... I am going to otakon this year sadly. in the minute chance that someone is going, drop me a line.. I'm gonna be bored, being that none of mine own friends are going, let alone know what it is :o


your nerdy dragon, Ashkore

indeed i'm close to 500... I find that an accomplishment.. if we get to 500 pageviews.. there will be a rather nice surprise in the coming days afterwords *winks*

to you all, I bid thee happy hunting, and safe skies to all.

-Ashkore the dragoness <3

so I got a Wacom tablet yesterday finally. I'll be able to at least get my doodlings on digital paper now. hm..

in other news... vacation. that is all.