I'm opening requests. My infinitely impeded imagination cannot think what to draw often, and I have great swathes of spare time.

Comment (or note or something) with a detailed description of what you want. Thanks.

I'm writing. I'm writing because this is my personal notepad. It is personal, therefore it is mine; I will write on it what I please. But writing, what does one write on a notepad on a site on the internet connected to my network connected to my computer connected to my keyboard, upon which my fingers do type? I do not know, and so here is my thought process. Trees. I must say, they can be quite green, you know. But sometimes, they aren't, and it is much lovelier, the hateful green gone. Green is a disgusting color, in my opinion, but doesn't need to be abolished, as everyone has a right to a color, you know. Just like there can be black people, white people, etc, there can be green trees. But am I comparing trees to people? Why of course I am, trees are people. Have you ever talked to a tree? They talk back, they do. They just take so long to form a word that your ears cannot hear it; your mind is much to fast to process something of such great time.

In conclusion, I am not a wonderful person. Thank you.

There once was a man, not long ago, in some alternate universe that hasn't developed technology yet speaks modern English. He was a simple man, the climate of his land was perfect(for the planet on which he lived took 14,121,168,547 days to orbit its central star; winter wasn't coming for another few generations), and all of the inhabitants of this land were sentient, apart from himself.

Yes, this was a man who wasn't self-aware, who acted on instinct, had only enough intelligence to know that food cures hunger, liquid cures thirst, women were for impregnating only, and other men were threats to his territory, and store of food. To reiterate, "he was a simple man."

Now the other animals(and a few of the plants and protozoans) knew that Man as a species was dying out on this planet, for the plain facts that they were easy to catch, had almost no fur or claws, and no defensive measures besides running, punching, and kicking. Man was easy prey, and some of the animals took pity on them. Some kept pet men and women, but not children; the animals did not like having their hearing destroyed, nor like taking care of a creature that dies if fed the wrong thing, or wails at the slightest disturbance of its mood.

But it was not Man a species that wasn't sentient, it was that one man. The pet humans didn't consider themselves pets, but more friends and guests of the animals that took care of them. They were grateful to these animals, for they knew that they were fair game out in the wild, but while under the care of an animal, other animals were

I very suddenly lost track of this entire thing.

Well, New Year's is come and gone, no resolutions for me this year(or any other year before, I know I won't be able to remember them, let alone fulfill them). You're probably wondering what happened to 3F-D(or you know and are wondering what the fuck I'm doing with my time).

For future reference, the first demo of 3F-D is done(and downloadable, if you want I can put up a link). The requests, well, it's been annoying. I got out my tablet, "I should do one of those requests" and all of a sudden, this or this happens, and I'm all disappointed.

I'm currently(right at this moment) adjusting my tablet comp to work a bit better, that'll take until midnight or so.

This should be the last journal for a good while.

I am opening requests to make use of the incredibly large amounts of spare time that I have.

If I can imagine it, and it's not porn, I can draw it. It can be charcoal, oil painting, pencil sketch, whatever. Describe it well,

TL;DR "Help me to help you to help me."

Even if I set them. Scanning, linearting, and coloring the finished sketches now, the unfinished ones will be done ASAP.

I'm sorry to say that due to my inability to draw at the moment, the pictures requested by
Catso
Max_TheHusky
Winder
Threedog
IBrokeTheSun

will possibly be delayed until later tonight, or even tomorrow, Eastern Standard Time.

Not much of a delay, but I thought you guys should know.

I'll upload them as I finish them.

i'm bored as fuck.

requests: open. be descriptive or provide refs, goddammit.

can be anything, as long as you describe it well. i'm feeling pretty fucking unscrupulous. i don't even give a shit if it's gay guro inflation with tubedicks or just a simple "sitting against a wall, looking into the distance".

if it's considered pornographic, it will be GIMP-drawn rather than hand-sketched.

this applies from now until next friday. requests will close then.