I'm changing accounts with a fresh face and a fresh name! Will repost for a couple weeks till those that wish to follow the new account have ample time to do so. So head on over to the link provided and I'll see you all there!
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/belvederemcwolf

Last Month I thought of monthly themes. October was already Orc October. I thought Nordic November last month. December I thought Doric December, a play on doric columns, so the focus would be Greek. Next month I think, inspired by me playing the new Assassins Creed 4 game, it should be Jackanapes January, focusing on a combination of pirate themes and primates. (since the definition is based in pirate slang and part of the definition means "Archaic, An ape or monkey.")

So I'm thinking there should be a theme every month. Last month was Orcs/Orctober. I think this month should be Nordic/Nordvember! The theme being people and creatures from Norse mythology!

i figure im just gunna do 3 or 4 pics a day or sumthin. takes too long to load and still cant find my sculpture pics

finally getting some new pics uploaded. cant find where the ones of my recent sculptures are though so those will have to wait

You know you're a furry when cartoon animal dick looks more realistic than cartoon human dick... at least, that's what i've realized for myself. then again, maybe it's just because artists on here take more time and put better quality in their work than on ygallery. :/

get this! i was hanging with my furry friends for movie night tonight, and all of a sudden, touchmybadger http://www.furaffinity.net/user/touchmybadger/ asks me what elementary school i went to and when and i told her, and turns out we went to the same school at the same time! bad part about it was that she was a girl that i chased into the girls bathroom! and then i ask what kindergarten teacher she had and she had the same as me! we were in class together!! and also turns out that one of the others that was at movie night with us also shared the same class, and back then, he tried to throw a tricycle at me from the top of the slide!!!!!111 and this was all in the east bay of california and we are now all a bunch of fur fags that live in the sacramento valley. so anyways, most of it is forgiven and we all friends now lol. dear god tonight's experience was a major mind fuck! XD

Last night i had a dream involving one of those "master/pet" relationships. Now i'm usually able to analyze my dreams pretty well, and i have been curious about the "master/pet" thing, but the way this dream played out it was just really odd. And it stuck with me all day today. (Note, through the whole thing, i'm still human.)

It's started off in this kind of run down apartment, kind of like the ones you see in the projects of new york. I played the roll of the "pet" and the guy that played the role of the "master" was this sort of long blond haired drunken rocker style guy. (Now i'm a playful person irl, so that's of course how i acted in the dream.) I wanted to play with him, be petted, and cuddled, but every time i tried, he gave me an angry look, and it scared me. Not in the sense that he was gunna beat me, but maybe he did before the time frame of the dream took place. Still, i got got very scared and hid, every time he gave me the look. So at some part of it, i was whining at the door because i wanted to go outside. Instead of taking me out, my master just tied my leash to the outside knob of the front door and left me in the hallway where all the other apartments connect. The reason he left me there like that, was because he just wanted to fool around with his mistress. Can't tell you much about her though, she wasn't of much interest. So after being leashed in the hallway, i managed to get loose and wondered the city for a while and it was night time and it started raining heavily. I took shelter under one of those train bridges that you see in new york, as well, and was shivering there not knowing what to do. Cold, wet, and scared, i went back to the only "safe" place i knew, which was back to my master's apartment. Once i was back, i saw that the place had changed, and now there were several kids making a mess of the place and playing with a bunch of white kittens. I quickly took charge and acted like a proper human adult should act like, and i got the kids in order, cleaned up the apartment, and got all the kittens into one of those large kennel cages. Then my mom comes through the door and is proud of what a good job i've been doing, and she goes into the kitchen to make dinner. After that, nothing fully memorable happens, except for a friend that using her laptop in the bathroom while i was trying to get ready to take a shower. Then my alarm went off and i woke up.

So, any ideas or thoughts on this odd dream of mine? Any info is greatly appreciated.

A friend of mine is making a PodCast called Tidecast. Its a gay/straight/bi/whatever advice cast, relationship, sex, general, whatever. They have a website up at https://www.Tidecast.org

there's nuthin quite like havin one friend be completely sober, another friend semidrunk but on the rag so she starts throwin up, and you opening up the window and covering up with a blanket and looking at porn just to keep warm and you being drunk as well... O_o;

im having trouble submiting new photos on here. i get to the finalization of it and but the pic doesnt show up after clicking the thumb nail, so i edit and change the submission pic to what i want and then click submit again, but then i just get a blank window. is this just happening to me or is anyone else having this problem? any help is appreciated.

it's the best dream ive had in months. started out as a standard reality dream, but then it turned cartoon style, and the style it turned into was Alvin and the Chipmunks! X3 anyways, one scene led to another and it ends up bein me and the chipmunks hangin out at their place in our underwear, they were all sporting tight, black, boxer briefs, and i bein myself started to get a bit horny. so then i start feelin up alvin's leg and givin him a bit of a grope, his size was a bit above average, and so i did the same to theodor , he was around the same size as alvin, then i finally got to simon and he was i bit shyer than the others, so i just rubbed his legs a bit till i got him comfy, and then went for a feel, and dear gods he was friggen packin! so i pulled his undies down and started rubbin his balls till he got a boner that reached his belly button. and so i ofcorse went down on him for i bit before i decided to let him drill me while i had my turn at suckin off the others. needless to say we had a good time for several hours. the only down side to it was that we got interrupted because the head girl from the Chipets started bangin on the door sayin that we needed to clean the house, and so since i recognized it as starting to get boring, my body decided to wake me up. XP was a fantastic dream! just a bit anti climactic ^^;

Natural Hair Color: Eye Color:
[] Brown - $100 [] Brown - $1
[x] Blonde - $50 [] Green - $75
[] Black - $15 [X] Blue $50
[] Bald - $5 [] Hazel $100
[] Other-$75 [] Other - $15

Height: Age:
[] Over 7' - $200 [] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [X] 19 to 20 - $25
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [] 0 to 18 - $100
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Birth Order: Drink?
[] Twins or more than twins - $300 [] No - $400
[]First Born - $300 [] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Only Child - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215
[] Second Born - $150 [] YES - $200
[] Middle Child-$100 [] Only weekends - $350
[] Last Born - $100 [] Every other day - $50
[] Third Born - $100 [] Once a day - $15
[] Fourth born - $100 [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] Fifth born - $100

Vision?
[x] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car(s) Color: Shoe Size:
[] Pink - $2,000 [] 13+ - $300
[] Maroon - $800 []12.5 to 13 - $250
[] Gold - $700 [x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] Gray - $600 [] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Blue - $900 [] Under 7- $550
[] Obsdian - $800
[x] White - $475
Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450 [] Green-$750
[] Red - $400 [] Red - $600
[] Green- $350 [] Black - $100
[] Silver $300 [] Yellow -$475
[] Purple- $250 [] Brown - $50
[] Metallic - $200 [] Purple - $225
[] Yellow - $100 [] White - $400 (not a color)
[] Primer - $75 [] Aqua - $350
[] Tan- $20 [] Orange - $300
[] Rusted - $15 [x] Blue - $300
[] No Car - $0 [] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550


Total : $3515

REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "

these are sad times when my breakfast has been reduced to 2 nature vally crunchy granola bars and a cup of earl grey tea T_T

naruto fanboi is i. i got a total of 91 avatars saved on here so far and only 7 arent naruto oriented. so basicaly wut im tryin 2 say is. Anybody know of a good location besides photobucket to find good naruto avis?

just finnished watchin CSI and she lives!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

i was cruisin fchan and was lookin at some of K-9's work back from 1997, and i realised, that was 10 years ago! next year ill b 20, even though this is the time when im in my prime, i still feel old XP

The Fantacy Harvest Moon. does anyone else play it?

besides to show my support, the main reason im posting this is cause ill feel cursed or sumthing, for reasons unknown, if i dont.

*I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

*I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia/transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have

Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."

there's nothing quite like getting a sore throat several days b4 a big trip is there? T_T

OK im friggen weak minded! i cant even go a day without internet unless i leave my computer somewhere else! i atleast have an idea of which site i got the viruses from so as long as i stay away from that site for now, i think ill b ok >.<

i wont be online for the next one and a half to two weeks, mabe alittle more, because there's some viruses on my computer that my antivirus softwear is having trouble healing. fortunately, they are in that virus vault section of the softwear so any damage will hopefuly be minimal. im currently broke and dont know anyone who is good with computers so im w8ing till i can get some money at my dad's in a few weeks and have Geek Squad at Best Buy take a look at it. hopefuly they will be able to fix it for $20 or less cause i still need 2 save up 4 vegas at the end of the month. wish me luck every one! T.T

here's the link!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070628/hl_afp/usgermanyhealth;_ylt=Ao4l6yDRjrf7X_yqclIrWi8R.3QA

so yeah i havent even been a member that long and im already almost at 1600 page views! but i dont know wut i should do XP any ideas or u think i should just do wutever, as long as i do something?