Are there any sculptors out there who can sculpt me a realistic sculpture of a male deer (stag or buck)? I am looking for something small enough to set on a desktop. Maybe 18 inches high or so. It also has to be anatomically correct. I had a fired bisque piece for a long time. It was ugly! I was planning to paint and bedazzle it but my daughter-in-law's dog knocked it on the floor and destroyed it before I got the chance.

If absurdly huge cocks turn you on you have likely never bottomed.

Tis the season for YCH reminders. I keep seeing the same ones popping up every day in my feed. I find it very irritating.

Follow this journal link to enter this contest. There will be ten winners. Good luck! :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2576101/