i want to fr*ck the vlasic pickles bird

Permanently change the word wieners into wienoids

that are gay

and it owes me a living

that time of year again boys.
if yer goin' i'll be there all 4 days.

There's a plastic treenus

Mine's doing a piss backflip

im over it
enjoy your junk bike

see bike with "free" sign on road

pull a u turn

get there right after a huge pickup truck

obese old man gets out

old mummy wife gets out

he takes bike

mother fucker you're not gonna ride it

i hope he contracts aids cancer and dies faster than he expects.

Lend me your powers boys, I'm goin in.

Hot water burning my hand fuck
https://soundcloud.com/g59/watersuicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmnqaRKxeMg

when i die i want to go to this

that rotating gif of a 3d dick getting hard in the matrix

I love machanically separated fish

Don't even tell me eating cereal from a cup is weird.

imma do some streaming later this week

Pictures of link having a beard and being ripped saying "my name's not Zelda" holding a chainsaw master sword killing a zombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZ6u6MCdnk

king gizz makes me gizz with that 100th album this year

my understanding of anatomy is that of a small child. head, middle area, and legs.

if you don't have a mountain of garbage on your nightstand, you aren't 1337

ya be a winner

my nose lines up perfectly with the air intake hole in the top of a starbucks lid, letting no air in, creating the problem of not enough coffee flow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb96Eoc1mx4