Yes indeed but something came before that

The first thing I remember was that I was in that scene from Terminator 2 when Sarah was escaping from the psychiatric hospital. It was hard sneaking around everywhere. At some point I reached some huge computer room that looked like something out of Star Wars. I made a sound that alerted one of the guards and I had to run to get away, jumping down a conveyor belt that seems like it came out an airport in the Alien movie. I eventually found Kyle Reese after navigating through air ducts onto a large elevator platform. I made it down to a huge room that had a bottomless pit below it. An Arnold terminator snuck up behind us but couldn't find is. We snuck around and make it back up the elevator platform. A while after sneaking around for a while longer until the terminator found us who turned out to be a good terminator. We all fought our way through a few Predators and I was thinking "These guys aren't even in this franchise!"

I then ended up later as Ace Ventura when he investigated Ray Finkel's parent's home. I was welcomed in and this kid told me about the doll by the kitchen counter looking at me and changing its face now and then. It really looked a lot like the flower in Undertale. The kid told me that as long as I don't touch it it won't bite off my fingers, or something like that. Suddenly my parents show up and I step off to the side saying "hey! You have to get out of here I'm investigating here!" But they wouldn't leave. Next thing I know drug sniffing dogs are surrounding he house just before this far kid grabs my ass. Now if you know me I'll give you a couple warnings before giving you a strong bitch slap, I fucking hate it when people do that. If I don't know you, you don't get a warning. Anyways, I gave him a hard fist to the face. He got all pissed and wanted to fight me but I would just keep hitting him back and scaring him.

That's when I woke up

Less than a month before I leave for OH MAH GRRRRRD!!!

Gonna be gone from March 5 till may 29

Hey everybody. I just wanted to remind you a little bit ahead of time that from early March till late May this year I will be in the outback backpacking and canoeing. During my time there I will be completely off the grid and out of contact.

I am so very excited and am looking forward to such a life changing experience. I will also probably marry an aborigine princess while I'm there =P

At least that'swhat coworkers say. With a name like Mudrovich...

what do you guys think?

my hair pink

H2O!!!

This is something that has been happening to me for a long time now and only recently has it started to really bother me. People have been under the impression that because they aren't getting responses from skilled artists or writers that the next step is to come to me to get to them simply because I am on a first name basis with said artist or writer.

I am more than willing to promote and spread the word of my friends and their artistic/writing skills, but I am not your goddamn VIP pass to get art from your desired source. If they're not responding to you, then I trust them that it's a good reason or they're simply too busy and have other things on their agenda, or maybe just aren't open.

Honestly the more I think about it as I write this journal the more it pisses me off... so don't ask me to be your messenger boy. If you have you know who you are, and I'm simply giving you a warning, not looking for apologies.

I should be clear that I don't mind talking about my friends and their work and such, just don't go into the topic expecting me to do something for you as a "oh by the way, can you help me get a pic/story from him/her?"

Seriously, cut that out

Okay, done venting... gonna go chug a mango soda.

Out of curiosity, how did all of you choose your sona names and/or fa screen names?

It is totally over rated for me... seriously I just don't like it.

Still have my v card but I know I just don't care for it =/

Whatever

I'm curious and would like to know what you all thought of me when we first exchanged messages, how has your view of me changed over time

I am watching The Matrix (the first one duh!) while stoned and I am realizing that there is no way that the writing for this did have the help with at least a tiny bit of weed. How it represents the real world despite having a dream world within. That our dreams are actually another whole world, a way out minds are connection... for those who believe in their dreams.

I recommend this to anyone.

Okay i've been having continuously very VERY vivid and odd dreams. I think this could have something to do with the fact that i recently started taking my meds again... not sure... i'll let you be the judge of what's about to com. Now this is a collaberation of dreams that I've had over the past few nights. I've had many each night and these are the ones that stand out, most of them are not in order but any that I know are sequenced i'll leave them i'll devide them with lines like this

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This here is a sequence of three dreams that i KNOW happened one after the other in one night

First starts off in a setting of middle ages in the movie Dragon Heart 3 (i don't care what anybody says i LOVE it) if you didn't see the movie it doesn't matter, just middle ages with a dragon and fighting an evil force yada yada. so i'm fighting evil forces and gathering to make an army while developing a love interest in this lovely warrior woman. don't know what happened after that exactly but it lead into a Detroit with robocop and a Draco was there too.

What i remember is ending up in a house at night unlit by anything other than moon and street light. there's a ED-209 from the robocop remake patrolling the streets and i need to hide from it for some reason. That leads to something very odd...

during my escape into underground tunnels i make my way into an empty dungeon light by torches but i keep going until i see sun down the corridor. There i find Howard and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory looking through bars that are level with the water level of a harbor bay that seemed to be in either Spain or Italy during the Great Enlightenment and colonization of the New World. When i looked out at what they were seeing i suddenly saw a HUUUUUUUUUGE massive anthro bunny gal with massive tits and big wide hips... so i guess you could say she was a BBW. She was letting many people in the water below faun over her and blushing cutely. When they calmed she told everyone that she had two young furries to bestow upon the world and needed people to raise them as their own, one a bunny gal like her but was to be a super hyper breasted and slim and trim. The other was to be a male horse with an athletic build and with a super hyper package. By this time I made my way out to the docks and raised my hand saying "I will take one for you" and i was given the horse guy.

What happened after that was time fast was on extreme fast forward but pausing now and then. at one part i was trying to get him to try and calm down so his junk wouldn't outgrow the house as it wobbled and sloshed about all pent up. Next thing i knew a massive cock head was in front of me that was wider than i was tall and then i was blasted with a cascade of white stuff (was like milk but i knew it was something else XD). I cleaned it up and he was ashamed but i comforted him knowing that it wasn't his fault. years later he has total control and he would let me snuggle his package when i was tired and stuff like that.

years after that he and the bunny gal who now had HUGE tits... like... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15094495/ so yeah... and she could make them grow as well. i chaperoned the date and they started talking about when people stare and he didn't really mind, but she said "it gets really annoying sometimes." i said "Look, with breasts that big you can't really blame people from looking. Yes some are gonna be pervs, but that doesn't mean all are. I, for instance, am looking you in the eye."

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I am at my job, where we sell outdoor apparel (hiking shoes/boots, jackets, water purification systems, knives, backpack, etc) and we get in these awesome shoes by a brand we sell called Salomon that are good for running and mountain climbing (which is bull shit cuz that's like saying something is a fighter plane and a 747 at the same time XD) and so two of my coworkers are climbing this mountain where we're in the middle of a blizzard, we get to teh top with skis on our backs and in heavy duty winter clothing. We put our skis on and i'm looking at my coworkers thinking "what the hell am i doing?" and feel so very terrified.

So, we all grab onto a special cord that's super stretchy and we wrap them around our arms that we have at our sides and our elbows behind is with teh line around them. we jump off the cliff and are skiing down a slope that is almost straight down that's just ice. but the roped keep us pressed to the side of the mountain. i start getting into it and it keeps going on for a long time. at the end we jump off and land in a net that is also super stretchy.

next thing i know i'm skydiving into a grassy land and i land with my parachute then go for a run on a trail. i get to the bottom of the hill and have to start hiding for some reason. then i wake up

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I am batman going through a warehouse using a cloaking device (which doesn't make sense cuz i'm fucking batman!). the place is crawling with armed thugs. I eventually am discovered so i start fighting them off, the last one knocks me down and i drug him to fall asleep. I hear something growling in the distance down the hall, i quickly run for a door and try to close it behind me but it won't lock (the lock has to count down before it can lock). as it is counting down i hold it closed as i see a shadow of a beast about to turn the corner. it's a giant snarling wolf. the beast lunges at the door but it locks just in time

that reminds me of another dream i had about me being batman. basically i was in a winter set Arkham Island thing place where i had to infiltrate the metal refinery (yes this sounds like Arkham City but it's not the same place exactly) i fight my way out and then i engage in a battle to help the Autobots fight the Decepticons... don't know who won... anyways!

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I'm going to get a scooter IRL soon. my friend is giving it to me and it's a junker but i love it cuz it's so old school

so i'm riding it down dark streets at night here and there until i reach my home (which isn't really my home but whatever) and i find out that Kit from Knight Rider is IN MY FUCKING SCOOTER 8D it's so fucking awesome. it doesn't have any gadgets but i can talk to it now and then and have it drive itself. i park it at night and go to my room. later my dad and Hugh Laurie as House are dunk as hell and decide to take my scooter for a ride and crash it.

i am driving my dying scooter down the street and it suddenly falls over and i watch it turn to ash... i look at it blank unsure how to feel and then a kitten rises from the ashes so i take it home and raise it.

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I am working at my outdoor supply shop and slowly it is changing into a grocery store.... yeah that's about it

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I somehow become the male version of Samus Aran after walking through old comic book stores that are closing down. I walk outside and i'm on an earth that exists in the Star Wars universe. I make my across the grass outside a large building in the yard that reminds me of a map in Battlefield 3. I meat a bounty hunter and we had a talk he tried to challenge me to a fight but i'm fucking samus aran (only a male) so he quickly sees he's no match for me but i let him go. later i'm going through ancient ruins like in Metroid Prime and end up going into the dark world of Metroid Prime 2 and i end up being overwhelmed by Ing Warriors but i keep on fighting and fighting and surviving. i make my way to the top of a structure but then i start to get extreme vertigo and am crawling, thats when i woke up.

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Now this next one is... i'll... just... *clears throat* here we go ._.

It starts out with me at a party for my job at someone's house. I don't remember who's it was but it was lit up by disco lights and party lights. i start feeling odd and pass out and end up somewhere else not knowing where i am or how i got there. i assume that there are drugs in my system and go to the doctor, he said that i took drugs indeed but have no memory of doing so and therefore i start to panic. Then i'm a blonde girl... yeah shut up, stop laughing >=/ and i ask a friend of mine to stay with me for a night while we go walking around down town. the dream turns to a 3rd person perspective and suddenly my personality turns into something odd, almost... like i'm possessed but not violent. i grab my friend by the face and suddenly start making out with her outside a movie theater.

something weird happens and i open my eyes shocked and out of no where i spit a tongue out of my mouth, i still have mind but then my friend does the same thing. we rush inside the front entrance of thise empty theater and stay in the anteroom. You ever see Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Ron starts puking up slugs? well... the same thing was happening to my friend and me only we were spitting out (not throwing up) tongues, like they suddenly appeared in my mouth and shot out. It would happen in spurts, one came out, we'd pause, two more came out one right after the other, then it would be erratic but then suddenly it turned into a solid stream of tongues just spewing from our mouths and they were getting bigger and bigger and they came out faster and faster till half the anteroom was filled to the ceiling with tongues (they were not bleeding or anything, just tongues) and it finally stopped.

it fast forwards to me finding out that it was a demon inside of me that was just toying with me. It was threatening to kill me unless it could be provided with another host. I told this to the doctor who i went to earlier and he offered a freshly deceased cadaver of what seemed to have been a man in his 30s in really good shape.

now i'm the doctor with my lab assistant, who i assume was a mortician and a pathologist, and we climb under the table with a sheet draping on each side like a table cloth at a restaurant. we look up and turn on a display that is showing the MRI and X-ray scans of the body as the demon possesses. the body gets up and starts grunting as the skin looks like it's decaying but... then something happens. it started growing, growling and grunting, the muscles were expanding so fast that it was causing wide tears in teh skin but they weren't bleeding cuz it was a corps. instead you saw the red muscles like you see the pictures of in anatomy books. when tears would form, amorphous blobs of tissue would extend out of his back and cover the wounds and they would heal and then it would rip and this went on and on until he was massive, easily 12 ish feet tall, didn't see his face, but his skin had hardened into being like a plated body armor, but his muscles were still very well defined. As the doctor i was terrified. then suddenly i'm the girls brother and i am being chased by this abomination as i ride on my bike out of downtown into the country. it felt like i was being chased by Nemesis from Resident evil but bigger and scarier. yet i wasn't afraid as the girls brother.

instead we were making our way deeper into the outskirts and we found a carnival. we found a way to cover our tracks and lose the beast. we go in and make our way to what seemed like an even lamer version of the game show Deal or No Deal. When we walk in i'm with one of my oldest friends IRL and we sit down watching Obama set up the electronics and... he is being such a fucking ass hole! smacking people's hands away who reach to help and stuff... and he slowly starts turning into someone who looked like Mitt Romney and David Hasselhoff.

That is when i woke up.

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hope you guys enjoyed it, tell me what you think it all means 8D

I cannot wait for this game to come out. I know it's a long video but it'll be well worth your while... if you have a kickass PC

I have decided to get everyone in on some fun and see what comes of it.

we all know that porns have super cheesy dialogue or at lease have the potential.... SO! I've decided to challenge you all to make up a short (or long if you prefer) sect of cheesy porn dialogue

here's an example:

nurse: it's time for me to check your pulse, dear
patient: but nurse, that's not where my heart is!
nurse: are you sure *squeezes* i can feel something pulsing
patient: *grunts and groans*
nurse: oh i didn't mean to hurt you, why don't i kiss it to make it all better
patient: *gasp* that's... a long kiss!

NOW YOU TRY 8D

I'm curious, not that I'm considering this myself, but how many of you have at any point dyed or highlighted your hair?

Okay now I don't remember all of it but what I do remember is that I went hunting with these odd .22 rifles to help get dinner at this family reunion on this beech. I don't remember what we were hunting but I remember that it was small.

Later I find myself in a furry convention, and I mean a convention for RL furry characters and stuff. Sole of them were buff, some slim and even a chubby one here and there. Odd thing was that these conventions had a theme to be determined by a GIANT macro lizard BBW gal that had black and orange scales with short hair. She kinda reminded me of And by big I mean big, and by macro, I mean we saw her over the horizon. I was traveling around with random furries too. Anyways this huge lizard gal made up themes and presented to us based on what she was wearing. The only two inremner was angels as she wore a beautiful white gown and glowed while portraying such love and affection... and then she went evil but this time went so very lusty and sexy with her grins and hair style and more...

Next thing I know I'm walking around and find this sheet of paper that is like a bunch of measurements for everyone there regarding their body. For some reason I KNOW I can change these things by thinking it and before I know it I have a mighty cock filling my pants and actually struggle and grunt to pull it out. Soft my shaft was so thick my hand couldn't wrap around half of it and it was long enough to reach my knee... again... soft. These couple of furries run up and want to extract my love juices and they say they have to use a semin extractor sized for a particular type of primate species.

A species I've never heard of before. I ask what it is exactly and they showe a video, durring which I actually jump into the video, and it's this weird species that is born as these almost saber tooth like tigers only corgi sized. They change into primates as they grow and they aren't birthed like mammals usually are but out of these leathery eggs. And the way the male would fertilize each eg was to stick his shlong into this vagina-ish opening in this egg and deposit the goods. The reason he needed a large shaft was to get up far enough to properly fertilize...

Next thing I know I wake up and no more hyper package 8'C

I can't believe it's my bday in a week... I'll be a quarter of a century old! D8

Whyyyyy!? X'C

I was inside the movie Momento and trying to get away from the actress who played Trinity in Matrix. Ended up riding my bike around while carting a massive tripod for a camera I didn't have, then went traveling on the road... on a surf board that I just say on and used my hands to push myself forward during which a talking cat climbed on my back. Later I went back in time to an old western civil war battle where the villain from Will Smith's Wild Wild West movie was leading the opposing army. Was one hell of a marksman but we were defeated. As I knelt before the enemy they noticed I was out of place and looked odd. That's when I realized I was wearing modern clothing and then convinced them that I was from the future all thanks to the fact my sweater was made out of polyester... thank god for plastic right? I escaped and suddenly turned into batman navigating through the backyard to some palace. I used wire cutters to get through barbed wire fences as an attack dog was hunting me. Turned out he just wanted a belly rub. I woke up when I started climbing


WHY!!! I don't dream about big lovely ladies giving me snuggles but I can dream about this crazy shit!? I've even had a dream that Captain Barbosa forced me to rest against his side (don't know where that came from WTF!?)

Bacially it starts off a friend of mine and I driving around town and suddenly having a hankering for some good doughnuts but the quickest way is through a mosque. Instead it doesn't really look like a mosque as we're driving through it. more like Dallas/Fort Worth Airport lol. anyways as we're going through i see all these weird cars and stuff, a few actual mosques for le muslims to worship and all that but we're not ending up any closer to where we should be. In fact we end up driving through an odd rain forest in which there aren't many trees but they all are big enough so that they cover a large LARGE area with their leaves creating a high canopy.

this friend of mine keep driving and then suddenly we get out of the car to look around and out of nowhere she is doused with all this powdery stuff. we lose our car so we walk back the way we came but soon it rains and the powder on my friend form into some kind of paste. she's covered in it and when it washes off she's in some sort of cocoon. Later i end up attacked and killed and she's taken away.

like in a movie i watch someone else go into the same area later and finds out that there are these huge genetically altered mutant trees to mutate people into these human plant hybrids that have super speed, strength and are very smart. The muslims are using them to take over teh world and it's up to my new character and me to stop them!

later i had another dream about going back to high school. Of course i just skipped class and was an ass hole to staff and teachers because i knew it was complete bullshit as since i'm recovering from surgery i wouldn't be in school in the first place.

I had one more that i was Batman's Robin and trying to expose some kind of evil marketing distributor in that it was trying to get everyone's hands on sex goo that would change them into a furry but also make them a mindless sex slave

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so yeah, enjoy :D

We all in the fandom had that one or a few things plant the seed in our minds that blossomed into our love of the fandom down the road. Maybe we don't all remember it but I do! It was Disney's Robin Hood (which is on Netflix btw, SQUEEEEE! Love maid Marian!!!) but that scene when Bowen is in Draco's mouth in Dragon Heart certainly helped it along down the road ^/////^ and of course the anthro par in Bedknobs and Broomsticks with Rescuers Down Under on the side.

Sooooooo, what started it all for you... and if you say Chip and Dale imma bop you >=3

So if you could go out with any fiction character, that isn't an anthro/furry/scalie/etc. then who would it be? Could be an anime character, in a movie, series, comic, video game...

yeah you have to admit that this probably isn't THAT inaccurate

Cuz tits