Luckily i was able to roll a double instead of having to pay bail 83

I really am afraid of stuff like this

https://youtu.be/odQw5BDnCRs

it's just another way to make us all lazy.

We all have a dirty mind. But how dirty is your mind?

Make a claim and support with evidence >83

There are things i know i don't know, things i don't know that i know, some i know that i know, even more i don't know that i don't know. Some things i didn't know that i know now, some i knew but don't know anymore. I will know things that I don't know now, and things I know now that I won't know later.

There is one thing I know for certain: that i do not know what i am talking about

to wear a stripped sweater...

Hey everyone, I'm looking for this one guy who I met at FF who was so nice he got me naked... the juice =P and invited me to sit and talk with him for a while on Sunday morning.

I'm kicking myself for not remembering his FA. Hey dude! If you're reading this journal respond and/or send me a note!

http://ifunny.mobi/i/moa63k4m1 yes yes yes!

I would not want to be google

http://ifunny.mobi/i/FNCeHrql1 I just found this to be too funny <3

Hey everyone, I will be going to Texas Furry Fiesta in Dallas this weekend and will be going alone (as of now) so if any if you are going too please tell me because I'd love to have someone to meet there who I already know to some extent, someone to look for.

And before you ask I'm not actually a big massive werewolf or orca 8C

with a giant spike covered dildo dipped in anthrax! >8C

I know i've written a journal like this before but i don't care! I be a manly man

for only manly men can feel good and be happy to buff their nails... LOOK HOW SHINY MY NAILS ARE!!!

How many of you have parents who know you're a furry or at least a part of the fandom? If so do they accept it or do they try to change you or are grossed out about it?

I've come to a decision to express, or at least make clear, rules in regards to my female characters. Natalia being the main focus here.

She shall not be featured in any illustrated and/or written work featuring sexual intercourse involving my own characters without my permission. This refers to gift art too. despite how generous such a gesture may be, asking first is still appropriate.

That said, only a select few are an exemption, whoever they may be shall remain between them and me. If you are not among them then I apologize for any displeasure or insult you may feel as a result, but I'm not at all sorry about my choice. I've been met with such obstacles myself and understand perfectly the frustration and potential feeling of rejection it brings. As such I'd like to apologize to anybody I've given grief over such a decision of theirs.

You have to understand that Natalia (and and my other characters on that note) is a very dear and irreplaceable part of me and to demean her would mean to demean myself. I have absolutely NO issue in regards to silly, sweet, sensual and epic material featuring her, and doesn't really need any permission of mine cuz... well it doesn't at all violate my rule in any easy.

In summery pleeeeeease ask before putting her in any sexual scenes be it in a commission, request, gift, cameo, etc.

Should any of you not be entirely sure if you are one of the very few I was referring to, then feel free to ask. Just be ready for any possible resistance. Nothing personal, but that's how it is, like it or not.

Natalia: *boob hugs everyone* ^.=.^
Damnit Natalia!
N: what? I'm not breaking any rules... you jealous? ^.=.~
.... no... I just
N: *snugs me*
Gaaah okaaaaay
N: *nuzzles* <3

I find it to be one of those words that has a very ambiguous meaning (much like the word "normal"). Everyone has their own definition of the word, but we use the same name to describe its value and concepts.

I could quote the dictionary that it describes one to be mentally deranged, manifesting in wild or aggressive actions. That's too simple really. I've heard that it's a good sign to ask yourself if you are crazy, as doing so means that you aren't. It's too easy to say. The mind, however, is anything but simple and easy. Despite what we may tell ourselves many times, we must realize that others such as ourselves are just as complex as anybody else. Rather... that have the potential to be so.

In that complexity there's a myriad of variables, leaving it to be anything but possible to identify each and every one, let alone flawlessly understand them. Does fact that we are all forever in a constant struggle to fully understand ourselves, that it means something different to everyone, make us all, to a certain extent, "crazy"?




What does "crazy" mean to you?

Help me 8'C

A friend of mine showed me this and i couldn't stop laughing! If you know the song Touch My Body, or even if you don't, you'll still be able to appreciate this

https://youtu.be/G7oGx2dImE8

thank you subtitles

But then I took an arrow to the knee 83

Okay I know that these journals are usually much longer than what you're going to read... but I think you'll be amused regardless.

In my dream there was a big and buff Covenant Elite, or a Sangheili if you want to be technical, was with me in a dressing room. He was wearing his armor as we were talking about stuff I don't remember. Next thing I know he slaps and grabs my ass with a grin then asks me to do the same to him. When I look hesitant he then begged... so I did. Felt kind odd... but that was one muscular rump haha.

After that everything went blank and next thing I knew I was, for some odd reason looking for anal cream. The only one that I could find was in a dark brown bottle and had a picture of a chocolate bar on the front... because it's 70% liquid chocolate @~@

So that's my dream, or at least what of it is worth telling. Anyways... yeah >.>'

Someone from Nols school came to work today passing out fliers about outdoor expeditions to so many places around the world: Patagonia, India, New Zealand, Australia, the Amazon, Baja, Alaska, Rokies and so many more. They all are three months long and give you college credits (about 16 to boot). I'm really considering going on one of these classes, probably Australia or Amazon.

However, during those three months I'd be AFK completely. I can send out letters maybe, but that's an "if". Then again a 35% discount on any course because of where I work is a HUGE bonus that I find hard to pass up.

It's been white a while since I've done one of these dream journals... I guess that's because all my dreams are weird and it's rare one of them stand out. Anyways...

The first thing I remember is hanging out with my family and some family friends at a picnic on a hill next to our home (there is no hill like this next to our home) and I see that we're seeing the sky through windows and there were a shit ton of tornados on the horizon, like end of the world. but nobody was worried, they were tearing through teh land but when one reached our home it suddenly got smaller and just knocked out a few boards in the fence by our pool.

Later my buddy is visiting me and we go to a super small fur convention together and when we go we run into and some random furs i don't know. Shin in RL was super short, like his head was level with my shoulders and he had corn rows XD i know he's not liek that IRL so that was super funny for me.

Then I'm on a road trip to Austin, TX with and but when we get there I don't see him for quite a while. And before I do I get into a badass chase with Jesse and Walter from Breaking bad. I think I was Jesse and I was driving a truck while Walter stole a motorcycle and didn't know how to drive it very well, though that didn't keep him from keeping up and once in a whole passing me even. So we're chasing some guy for a good long while and we eventually lose him. We look at each other and suddenly I'm Walter instead if Jesse and I lost my wallet and real and fake ID. Next thing I know we're at an event somewhere and in looking at my fake passport and I (as Walter) am instead looking at fake medical records saying how I was a big huge and fat biker clad in leather who was friends with Tom Cruse (that should've scared the crap outta me). It had medical scans, drawings, medical formulas and more. It had nothing about where I love or who I am at all.

Later i decide to get out of there and Ryu shows up again, we're flying, yes flying.... about a hundred feet over the area and we pass over a really really awesome mansion and we're like "you think a drug lord lives there?" and we go to one of the yards and there's this super shallow pool that's very unkempt and draining. it's full of algae and leaves and it just stood out for some reason, then we start flying REALLY high in the sky on our way from Austin back to my place.

That's when i end up with the Alan and Phil from Hangover they're upset with each other and to make up for it phil proposes to Alan in public with a GIANT ring with a fake ruby the size of Alan's head in the shape of a rose. Alan starts eating it then we end up in an apartment complex and i'm roomies with Alan for some reason, the two guys tell me how they're moving in with each other and basically leaving me to be on my own... that's when i wake up O.o

I saw this video and i actually started crying cuz of how precious it is <3

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https://youtu.be/RXDLodcCRuM


IT SO CUUUUUUUTE!

Have you ever had a dream so love filled that you feel depressed that it had to end? Cuz I had one of those last night.

The first thing i remember about it is going to visit my grandma in her assisted living home, she loved seeing me as she always does. Then i had to leave and at some point i ended on some kind of journey on a wagon like in the western movies with two friends i didn't recognize. We were on deserty road going through a land in which ash and fire occasionally sprung from the ground and shot into the sky. Our first stop was a gunsmith, we kept on going after that while listening to Led Zeppelin on my iPhone. We weren't in any danger until we saw flaming arrows coming at us from the side. Indians were shooting at us and we were getting hit. We started to really book it to get away until at the end of the trail we saw a bunch of indians gathered with bows ready so we quickly put our hands up in the air, luckily the horses knew where to stop.

The Indians told us we were encroaching on sacred ground and that we need to go back the way we came. I was terrified and thoroughly apologized telling them we'd go... but then this... this beautiful woman approached me and said "you're such a pushover." i was puzzled... they all started smiling. She told me to get down from the wagon and once i did i felt weak. She stood to one side of me and had her horse walk on my other side for support. I then saw that the horse was Rain from the movie Spirit and she was nuzzling into my chest. As for the woman, just her touch was entrancing me, i couldn't even stay awake. I felt though that she lead me to a Tipi to be tended to. She lay me on my back and started mending the wounds i took from earlier in my journey while humming to me. So yeah, i was kinda falling in love with this woman in my dreams.

Later when i woke up i was so right as rain, and i took a look in the mirror to see that i had badass battle scars along my left side that were perfectly stitched. Later i had a lil bit of a run in with one of the Indians who stole my money, stole it back of course. After that i realized that this tribe was basically from way back in the day before electronics and so i decided to thank her by showing her some music from my iPhone. she was so very surprised and thanked me for it by giving me a deep love filled kiss. Rain, the horse, then became my horse and i rode her out of the tribe with my friends who took the wagon back to the gunsmith, we had a shoot out and then got back on the road (which was a modern day highway... so yeah)

anyways that's when i woke up =3

maybe it's the super nerd in me or because i want something like this that really stands out but FFFFFFFFF it's awesome! 8D

http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/1/

I had to suffer through this, so you do too!

https://youtu.be/iEeMJgV75nQ

looks like icing XDD

i love this song

https://youtu.be/oV5OGh8D-ok