I get so excited traveling all by myself up to Chicago.
Its a con where I don't stress and my friends up there never treat me like a stranger even after being gone an entire year. What more could a furry girl ask for?
My best con out of all of them, always. Can't wait to make more friends there!!! Such excite. *tail wags* ^u^

Where are you staying?
Main Con Hotel :D!!

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday Afternoon

How are you traveling?
Greyhound as per usual (ONLY $45 roundtrip, surprisingly just as good as the Megabus!!)

Who will you be rooming with?
3 cool strangers (One is from the U.K.!! ~brag brag~)

What is the best way to find you?
TWATTER ME, TEXT ME!!! Ask a random person in the hotel where that “sexy ebony betch” went. ;3

Are there any panels you might be attending?
LOTS!!!

What do you look like?
Adorable as feck.

Will you be suiting?
No suit yet :( Made my own noobie ears, though.

What is your gender?
doge

How tall are you?
5'7"

Can I talk to you?
I guess, I mean… are you gonna lead me to booze or food. *rubs my chubby belly*

Can I touch you?
Lets paint Twister spots on our bodies. ;3 *mewls* <3

Can I visit your room?
I dunno, depends on how cool my roomies are.

Can I buy you drinks?
ABSOLUTELY!!!

Can I give you stuff?
This is why I bring huge luggages! Gimme gimme gimme!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Mayhaps, though I already have attention-giving schedules to heed

Are you nice?
Bwahahahahahahahaaa!! SOMETIMES!?

Do you have an artist table?
Nope.

Will you be going to parties?
HELL motherdonkies YEAH!!! Woooo!! U.S.A! U.S.A!

Will you be performing?
Haha, mayhaps. ;3 Arf!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
MUFFY! DIVA DOGE!!! Symph, Symphony…

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Floating around the con hotel.

What/where will you be eating?
Constant corner store runs, probably.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sure.

Can I take your picture?
Sure! And don’t forget to tag me!

What are your goal(s) for the con this year?
Party till I mother-frumpin’ pass out! U.S.A!

I see lots of offers still on the forums BUT

I would prefer to room with people I'm already familiar with, so if anyone here needs/wants another roomie I'm your grrl.


♥

Personally, it was my first and wayyy out of my usual range (the furthest being MFF since I'm a Florida fur) so I barely knew more than 10 people there. But, as long as I was willing to open my mouth more than not I got a response!!! And even got invited to join in on a few things even though I'm a girl (wow!!!).

My greatest experience was getting one of the best spots to record the fursuit parade even if it was just I'm my phone.

My worst experience was getting locked outside the dance competition because it was said the room reached its maximum capacity (which I later found out was a lie, they only filled the perimeter of the dancefloor -_-")

Also, it was nice seeing a few Florida furs there and even hanging out with every once in a while.

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I'm all the way up here in South Dakota, anyway.

So, close- so why not!?!

I've got nothing special planned. No fursuit or whatever, so I'll just be my usual awesome self and show these Northern furs how Southern furs like me like to party! WOO!~ x3

In other news: Space Dandy is on right now. ♥

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Yep, got a job in South Dakota and will be leaving on the 30th. Trying to save up a few nickels and dimes, so if anyone has a big suitcase lying around gathering dust in your garage, attic, basement, or where ever. It would be put to great use on my journey to Mount Rushmore. Let me know and I'll come pick it up as soon as I can, m'kay? Thanks in advance!

I need awesome furs that live in or nearby Orlando to help me get this stupid thing started.
Its been a open for a few months now, but no one has the nads to flippin join. Seriously, how are the Jax furs doing better at this yet Orlando has the hugest, actually successful furmeet in Florida?
Ugh, halp spread the word, please.


A wild Orlando Furs GroupMe 24/7 chatroom appeared!
What will you do?
> Run
> use Pokeball (wtf? xD)
> JOIN!!! https://groupme.com/join_group/7361487/QjFw6N
> throw a rock

It will help people stay updated with meets, events, and cons. About who is attending what, who needs a room, who needs a ride share. All the important furry happenings!


…………………………………………………

Because why not? ;3

I'll probably go dilly-dally around the hotel Wednesday since some people say they will already be around then. ^_^

So, there I am at a Drag Queen club walking around in my Russian girl outfit and as soon as I step outside I hear someone running behind me and call out to me, so I quickly turn around.

Hory sheet... this guy is hot.
And very familiar.

"You go to the Elliott's events, don't you? *he smirks*"

Whoa, a hot guy that knows about Furry sh*t. RARE. He told me he works for him. And then he started bragging about the furs he knew and how King Elliott gives them rooms at cons and blah blah blah.

(For some reason I love to hear people brag. Means they are doing something note worthy with their lives.)

Anyway, that was great!!! I hope to be recognized more by the King's pets and maybe one day by the King himself. *shivers happily at the thought* Gotta step my game up. =w=

I don't know how to use it.
I barely know anything about it.
But, I have one...

My name is "Muffy" on there. Add me or whatever.







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So, I told this guy I was in lesbians with him
Jokingly... and now he won't talk to me anymore.
I don't know if its because hes really not into me at all or because I said I'd possibly be moving at the end of the month. POSSIBLY... and he just doesn't want to be attached. UGH why are guys so complicated!? <n<''





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:| I'm serious.


I wonder how I should go about doing that.

...Where do I begin?...


Plus I get paid for it. $$$
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Everyone and their mother loves Pokemon these days!

If your fursona had Pokemon powers, what would your 4 moves be???

Heres a link to an entire list of Pokemon moves to help you! http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w...../List_of_moves



So far, I know mine will be:
#1. baby-doll eyes (fairy) lower's target's attack
#2. play rough (fairy) inflicts damage and may lower target's attack

Considering " wake-up slap " just 'cuz its funny as hell. x3






__________________

I'm on IMVU all the time. Add me if you live in Florida. My name is " iSymph " on there.

Be sure to INBOX me so I don't ignore you. I have 339 friend request right now and over 800 people blocked, sooo... let me know! ^.^''

H-Hi, there. How are you?
I'm Kori, half dragon half wolf.
And, man... I think my heart just can't stop beating this fast.
I mean everything about you screams awesome
and now I wish I lived in Florida too, so I could experience your love in person.
You just seem like you'd be an awesome friend and an even better lover.


So, sweet. Haha. But, oh kid... if you only knew how much of an asshole I really am. c; <3

Stolen from  RondoGator

[] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL: 7

[X] taken painkillers
[X] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] gotten into a fight
[] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL: 16

[X] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[X] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[X] dyed your hair
[X] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL: 24

[X] been to a wild party
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[X] had a spring break in Florida
[X] sniffed anything
[X] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[X] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
[] owned a hardcore metal CD
TOTAL: 30

[] dressed gothic
[X] dressed lolita
[X] dressed girly
[X] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[X] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[X] blacked out
[] fainted
[X] laughed at someone's pain
[X] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 37

[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[X] dry-humped someone
[X] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in your car
[] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[X] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 44

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[] cruised on mail
[X] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[X] gone to court
[X] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[] caught something on fire
[X] lied about your age
TOTAL: 51

[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[X] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[X] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[] licked a stranger
[X] been verbally harassed
[] been physically harassed
TOTAL: 57

[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[X] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[X] cheated on a test
GRAND: 63

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]

Can I have this played at both, plz?

Meh, I have no issue socializing what-so-ever. I'm never shy. But, the thing is when I talk to someone its like that is all there is to it- a little chitter chatter.
I deeply envy those who know how to make a true friend and not just an acquaintance. I'm at Megaplex right now and have smiled at and greeted everyone I possibly could. But, yet I still find myself being screwed over and taken for granted after I have showed that I truly care and help with whatever..
(I hate feeling this way.. so useless and pathetic!)
I want to know how you actually make a connection with a person. Is that so bad?

Person of Your Choice Meme stolen from Roukan

Dear Izzy ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your closet and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe-ring but keeping your glass-eye as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and you ruined my attempts at another world-war.

Please don't hurt me,
~ Muffy

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How to do this meme:

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,

Ahem, so I just now figured out that my profile has been set to General this whole time since I joined FA.
Now that I have finally switched over and singled out a couple galleries to weasel through in particular I must say...

You all are a DIRTY bunch of Furries!!! =///= *has a nosebleed*



and we should talk more.













*goes into a corner and faps* <3

SINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get.

Reply with one or more of the following which are most accurate.

♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top

If you're happy and you know it clap your paws!

(Its been so long since I made my first journal post I literally was clicking around like "how the F-?")

Things have just been getting better and better!
For those who live in Florida or are coming to visit you should definitely visit the weekly Orlando Furmeet on Tuesdays!
Get details about it here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4516274/

...I had much more to say, but can't think of it right now.
Anyway, spreading the word about the Furmeet made this post worth it. Haha!