Ohlord, it's one of theese. Stolen from cause stolen and I'm a horrible, horrible person. c:


Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you've done!

100%

( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died. (Especially almost recently. >>)
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(X) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking. (Funny stuff man.)
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
( ) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

(x) Made out.
( ) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (Implying this isn't me any day I'm off work. >>)
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

(x) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (NEVER in the sacred bits.)
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
(x) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( )Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
(x) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
(x) Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(x) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 42%

I'm a horrible person. :J

Holy fuck, it's easy. Like, legitimately easy. I could cram this thing up my ass and SHIT a good grade.
Tis a bit of a joke. >>

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??

SO gais, I'm five days away from my birthday. Which just so happens to be tax day in the US. :3c Happy Taxed birthday to meeeeeeeee!

He is. Go ask him if you don't believe me.  meroki

Few artists are man/woman enough to openly answer any and all questions thrown at them. Are you? Prove it. Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry and answer every question you get.

The rules are simple:

-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.

-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and every thing inbetween.

Think of it as a truth or dare of sorts, only without the dare option. ^^ So have at me, if you dare!

(+++) This like whoa... OMG
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before

Anal on Males (++)
Anal on Females (---)
Breasts (-)
Breast Expansion (-)
Weight Gain (++)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (~)
Leather (~)
Stockings (+)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (+++)
Muscle, Male (--)
Muscle, Female (----)
Herm (---)
Cub (

---

)
Baby/Diaper (

---

)
Bloodletting/Vampirism (---)
Transformation (~) (Myself >>;)
Macro/Micro (-)
Corsets (~)
Impregnation (

---

)
Pregnancy (----)
Lactation (--)
Soft Vore (~) (it depends)
Hard Vore (---)
Unbirthing (----)
Paw/Foot (~)
Incest (--)
Felching (---)
Lesbian (F/F) (---)
Gay (M/M) (+++)
Hetero (M/F) (--)
Bi (~)
Girly Boys (+++++) <3
Butch Girls (---)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (++) (Pseudo rape FTW<3)
Uniform (~)
Orgy (~)
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Biting (+++++++++++++++)
Cheesecake (?)
Beefcake (?)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Scat (----)
Inflation (+++)
Fat/Pudge (+++++)
Tech (?)
Parasitism/Endosoma (---)
Watersports (--)
Glasses (+) (Oh cmon, nerds are hooooot)
Tentacles (++++++) -w-;
Oviposition (----)
Masochism (~)
Sadism (---)
Vaginae Dentatae (

---

) (FUCKING. TEETH.)
Multiple body parts (

---

)
Partial Nudity (++)
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (---!)
Zoophilia (+++) >>;;;;;;;;;
Electricity/e-stim (--)
She-males (-)
Cross-dressing (+++)
Skunk spray (---)
Oral (++) (on maaaales)
Asphyxiation (---)
Bee Stinging (---)


As you can PROOOOBABLY tell, Im not a fan of children or getting kids in general. >>;

This is a memorial to pylo the pylon. Please take note of said memorial, for pylo is one of the best pylons there was. Oh, and, the swarm will eventually own all of you, for that is me. ( For those of you who know what ALL of these are)

Oh, this looks like fun. =3




Stolen from I bet he won't notice.






HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. ALL THE TIME.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. 2 others, actually.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x ] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name. I worked there a bit. >w>
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (~w~)
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. A TupperWHAT PARTY? WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION.
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times. Never. Though I'm Germany bound.....Someday.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. >.>

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd Everybody Overlook this one.
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket With my neighbor once too.
[ ] You still have and use a VCR

o.e I'm 17. IM SO OLD ITS RIDICULOUS.

Oh wells. x3

Because a CERTAIN buddy of mine asked me too, I now have a skype account!

Go ahead and add me, though I dunno JUST how many actually read journals besides me!




zap_the_ottsky

Ohlook a meme.



P.S. I borrowed this from X3


Natural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

$100 not too bad....YET.

Eye Color:
[X] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

So far: Yes! only a dollar! $101

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

So far: I'm 5' 7", so $176

Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

So far: $wow, only $276

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[X]First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100

So far: Oh man, I seem to have hit a WALL....of charges. $576 o.e

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends500 - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$

So far: $976 .......>.<

Vision?
[X] perfect vision -$300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1

So far: $1276 Ouch I have QUITE the bill here.

Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50

So far: $1276 *sigh of relief*

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300 (Yes.)
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550

So far: $1776 GAHHHH

Favorite Color:
[ ] Black - $450
[X] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100

So far: $2506 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[X]no- $1000 (DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT)
[ ] on some - $550


Total : $3506 Oh my god. I am the money baby. o.e Kill me now.

REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"

Ok, so I heard this, and couldn't stop hearing it. It took me FIVE times to figure out the riddle in the song. See if you can figure it out! :3



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DcfXVL0mh0

IT'S VUVUZEALA TIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXN8BvGp_o




I wuff you all!

I "borrowed" this from...um....I dunno the darn Icon thingie. >.> anyways, neoncoloredpencils<<<<<<<<<<< HER



Male side:

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture!
[x] Sad movies suck...
[x] You own an X-Box. Only original exists to me. :I
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

Male Points Total= 9......wait, only 9!?!? Oh lord.

Female side:

[] You wear lip gloss or chapstick.
[x] You love to shop
[] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x You wear the color pink.
[] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] You like wearing jewelry.
[x] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. >.> Don't ask.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
Actually, I was in 3 of them throughout my life.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
[x] You wear girl underwear. Also, don't ask. <.<
[] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Female Points Total= 12. Wow, Imma woman. Who knew?

That's right, it's THAT time again.
Time to become a conformist. FFFFFF oh well, it's fun. :3 <.< >.> *whispers* I borrowed this from Meroki, don't tell him. >.> <.<

1. (x ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (x ) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (x ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else? Just once, when I realized, I CAN'T DRAW. ;.;
4. (x ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. (x ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (x ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. (X) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? I wish
10.(X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. () Has your fursona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? Not even drawn but once.
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. (X) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (X) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? Yep, or else I wouldn't be here.
20. ( x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (x ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? Best president EVER.
22. (x ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art? An ENTIRE room? I'd be lucky to get a closet for them, but yes.
23. (X) Is your best friend furry?
24. (x ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? Sometimes, but it's rare.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? I'm gettin there.

1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.

Well waddayaknow. I'm hardened. LUF ME NOAW.

I am making a fursona change! I'm no longer purebred otter, but now an otter, husky hybrid. :3 So, hi there. >.>

I'm only gonna show up here sporadically for a while; I've got a lot of things to work on right now. >.>

So, today. The 15th of April. On this day let it be known that, BY LAW, I can finally tear up the streets of Georgia in a Nissan, with little to no drivers educational training. The reason, you ask? I'm now 16. Apparently at that age you can pick up a learners permit with almost no training credentials. But, for the bad part. Why is it that some of the few people I consider cool, and I truly respect, are all like "sadness" and might leave? I hate it when people get sad, cause then I get sad when I see them sad cause I'm not sure how to make them unsad.
well, I'm done. Thanks for your time, and happy B-day me.

Another late night over spring break, I'm writing a projeeeect. =3 It might be the first short story I post, finally.

And, I caught a fish with mah bare paws today!


Hey, guess what, Happy 2 days after April Fools. (I prefer to be fashionably late)

But no really, the story is real, the fish is, unfortunately, not. T,T

So, who else is up at 3:00am. and is running on 5 cups of coffee and working on organizing Backgrounds, besides me? I was just wondering.

CAN'T. SLEEP. ♫♪♫♪

Yay, I got mah lappertopper fixed! And due to an after Christmas price reduction, I was able to get a BETTER laptop, with my harddrive, for no other price. Don't you just LOVE warranty and legal crap? Oh, and I found out how to do this----> ♪♫♪♫♫♪ X3

Taken from :carcar:



What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:

My laptop died last Wednesday, and now refuses to even start. Apparently theres a crack in one of the processors. But, until then, I won't be doing anything unless I can get on at school. (I am right now) Just a heads up. Hopefully I'll have it fixed by the end of the week. >.<

I FOUND IT! he last missing part to my flamethrower has appeared! I can go mow some grass with it now! (no seriously, thats how fast it shoots) FUN!

Well, another year gone by. Looking back on thid one I can say that it was all in all very fun. So to all you furs out there I hope you had a good last year and I hope this year will be great!