Hey friends!
I've recently relaunched my Patreon to focus on making free game assets for public use:
http://matthewjwills.deviantart.com.....s-V1-579697282

Please consider pledging, or sharing!

Hi guys,
I'm currently out of work. If you have a Christmas gift in mind for a friend, it would be pretty excellent if you commission me. Not only that, but I have a ton of time available to make it extra nice. <3

So hit me up and we can talk about it!

Hi everyone,
I'll make a more in-depth post about it closer to the time, but I'm going to take on a bunch of commissions over December. So if you want one, start thinking about it!

I wanna draw something nasty. NZ$20 for colour or NZ$50 for a full scene. Cheap as hell. Get on it.

Hi guys. I'd like to get back in to a steady flow of fanart, but there is a finite amount of shitty Sonic that I can contribute to the internet without it seeming redundant.

What fanart do you want me to do?
Single characters only, suggestions for what they are doing aren't appreciated, fanart means art of popular things and not your original things.

I generally treat FurAffinity as an afterthought to all the other websites I post art around the internet, but there is no doubt in my mind you can be the most passionate. So prove it, or something.

https://www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects.....o-make-new-art
Support my crowdfunding campaign and take away lots of stupidly cheap art. Do it!

Please support my PledgeMe campaign to sell all my old art prints, art books and comics! Get extremely cheap commissions too! Follow the link!
https://www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects.....o-make-new-art

Anybody that I see sharing this link and dropping my username (cannibal-cartoonist) in their deviantArt journals is going to get 5 deviantArt points, because I have several thousand just sitting there. So go! Spread the word of me and my cheap art!

Hi guys,
I'm attempting to do a clearance on all my old art, so if you'd be interested in buying the original lineart of some of the things you've seen in my gallery, please check out my Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/matthewwillsart

Its important to me to clear out my old badges and prints, so I'm including them for free if you buy any lineart or ask me to do any commissions.

Thanks,
Murk

https://twitter.com/cannibalcartoon
Come tweet with me. There may or may not be a pie in it for you.

Hey guys,
Commission me for some weird porn. You know I'm good for it.

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Matt.....59814924061753

It's much more full of art than here.

Not that anyone here actually remembers me, but start reading my comic! It goes up each week on Thursday!
www.quarantinecomics.co.nz

Also, sorry I haven't drawn anything nasty lately.

My flatmate is going.
Please send commission money.
The fate of--kssh--he--zssh--wor--zsshsssshhh--WARU-zssh--DO!-sssssss-

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I just want to point out (again) that you should follow me here:
http://cannibal-cartoonist.deviantart.com/

I don't post porn there, but I do post much, much more often. See you there!

I'm just not feeling inspired today, but I have all this free time!
You should make me make you something.

24 new watchers in the last 24 hours. How'd that work out?

You guys are cool, or something.

I must be doing something right.

On an unrelated note, everyone tell me something amazing.

Have a good one!

I want to draw something gross and offensive.

Pick a popular character for me to ruin.

I'm angry I can't make anything sexy look right. You have ten minutes to request the most horrible anti-porn porn imaginable.

I'm going to draw today.
Anyone want anything?

Be aware that while you don't have to pay me, I do expect something in return. Because I don't waste time drawing diapered wolves for nothing.

Oh hi guys.
If you like my art, and you like WEIRD ALIENS and stuff, check out the development blog for the comic series I'm working on:
http://jackofallshades.tumblr.com/

Feel free to love it or hate it!

I need your money.
$10NZ black and white drawings, $20NZ for colour, PayPal only

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Anyone who complains about being poor is going to get blocked. I don't have time for you today.

5 slots on free art requests. Take 'em or leave 'em!

Rule 1: No Mary Sues. I only do those if it involves money.
Rule 2: No other rules! Be as nasty and hilarious as you like. Porygon shagging Tangela? No problem!

1/ Eden - Totally lame gajinka thing
2/ iamrondo - X-Men on Ben10 sexy action tiemz
3/ JiLLiBeanz - Like hell I'm drawing 5 whole lizardmen. Maybe 2.
4/ scorp - Gargoyles fetish crap that won't be good enough
5/ WoofieBrisbane - Something old and obscure I won't enjoy drawing

I don't really know anyone here, so... how y'all doin'? Tell me something interesting about yourself.