So I've decided to call my FemSplendid Splendette.
As for FemSplendont, what do you think of the name Splendonette? It's the best name I could think of.

Yeah, I've definitely quit drinking. Just weeks ago.
It was prolly that really bad hangover that made me do it. Not a big fan of those. Soooo, yeah I'm off the booze for good.

Though I mainly just wanna ask something:
If I'm gonna give my FemSplendid the name Splendette, then what name should I give my FemSplendont?
Lemme say first that I don't think the name Splendontette works very much for me.

*TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOT*

Edit: Why the hell is this journal so popular? Seriously.

My phone is now dead forever.
So if my Google account gets hacked and/or my BlueSky does that "adult confirmation" error again before I get a new one...
I will surgically remove myself.

Which one do you prefer?
Currently working a lot on this new "Splendid but female" thing and I don't know what to call her yet so I thought I'd ask.

Yesterday I posted on Bluesky that I got Rickrolled at the Halloween party.

Nobody cared apparently.

Ever had a dream you wish you never had? A dream so horrible and traumatizing that you'd rather kill yourself than keep remembering it.
I have just this morning.
I can still hear them screaming, when they saw what happened to my hands...

So many things happening in so few minutes. Shut up and let me have a rest.

*dies internally*

So, his real name is still Maurice. BUT, I'm deciding to change his official (more or less) surname from Kretowitz to Brilliantovics-Vakondovsky.
AND he's part Hungarian and Russian.

God has called some people to finally get our water back. Everything's gonna be okay in my country.

We still don't have any water and I fear that I might have to go to the bathroom at some point. Which I don't want to do since I can't flush the toilet or wash my hands.
Not to mention I poop like twice a day, which is way too often.
I don't want to poop right now.
My colon hurts.

We are so dead.

Long story short, I'm back on Bluesky.
It turns out all I had to do was shave all my fur so I can do the face scan. Everything is okay all of a sudden.

SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID WACHING MACHINE!!!

...but right now it's constantly being visited by Satan.

Context: crappy connection overreaction.

Maybe the reason most of my posts on e621 get so many downvotes is because their gorgeous uberfem bodies are just too much for anyone to even upvote. Most especially The Mole and Angus Delaney.
So I guess from now on, downvotes are just the same as upvotes for me. What do I care?

Yeah I guess since I don't have any secondary sites left to upload shit on I guess I'm gonna go back on Itaku now.
I just hope that "broken image" thing doesn't happen to me again.

Hi, everybody. You may have noticed that I just posted something on Bluesky that said in these exact words:
"I quit Bluesky forever due to unsuccessful adult confirmation methods. Goodbye, you miserable pieces of filth."
Sadly, I'm not even joking. The last line itself conveys the negatives feelings I'm having right now.

Here's how it all happened: it started off looking all inoccent and shit, with all my mature content being hidden, and at first I was just all chill with it.
Then one day, I got an unread message in my chat. I tried to read it, but found out that I couldn't get to my messages, so I had no choice but to confirm my adultness. That's where everything went so very wrong.

I was informed that all they needed me to do was scan my face so they could estimate my age and let me continue with all my adult business. But unfortunately, it failed.
I kept trying many times, but still wasn't able to get past, and eventually they wouldn't let me try again any more times.
The other option to confirm my age was by using a credit card. Which I don't have.
At that point, I got so frustrated that I just had to quit.

I'm so sorry for depressing the hell out of you with all this news. I mean, I actually thought Bluesky was much better than X until this very day. In fact, it appears that I've finally been given a new addition to my "Gradually abandoning my accounts :c" journal.
Oh, and to the one guy who tried to send me that message just when I couldn't: I still love you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go have some tea to calm myself down.

Did anyone hear me when I posted this?
https://bsky.app/profile/thatdawgmu...../3llckyn4j5k2j

His last name is most likely Morales. Gilbert Morales.
Not as catchy as any other headcanon name I ever came up with, but it fits at least.

Alright, who keeps replacing all the "male" tags in my bustyboi posts on e6 with "female"?! Another of those life-ruining haters I reckon?!
I'll definitely stop uploading bustyboi images on e6 because of this >:(

cuz I just can't stand looking at the Pride Month banner >_<