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Happy Labor Day
Posted a month agoFrom Murphy, who works part time as a tooth fairy, and also works various odd jobs to pay his bills, he's deep in debt.
Whatever you do, your labor is appreciated!
If you're looking, I hope you find something soon!
If you can't, then God bless
Whatever you do, your labor is appreciated!
If you're looking, I hope you find something soon!
If you can't, then God bless
Free writing commission with you and Hammerhead?
Posted 2 years agoI'm thinking of writing free short story commissions with my character Hammerhead and your character. Here are the terms:
It would be a short story, like an encounter
It would involve Hammerhead, my character who is a hammerhead shark gang leader in the cartoony town of Toontown. I have commissions if you need visuals or want the gist of him.
It would involve your character (18+ males only please). Maybe you're a rival gang boss or a do-gooder or you're a citizen of Toontown or you somehow ended up there. It can't be someone else's character without their permission.
What do you want to happen? It can be really toony and x-rated. If it involves some extreme kink, especially one you haven't seen with Hammerhead, ask. I plan on having a couple of drafts with back and forths from the requester. They willbe published here.
If interested, give a few sentences about your character, his role in the story, and what would happen.
I'll try to do at least a few, my goal is to doat least one a week. It depends on how many requests I get.
Good luck1
MZ
It would be a short story, like an encounter
It would involve Hammerhead, my character who is a hammerhead shark gang leader in the cartoony town of Toontown. I have commissions if you need visuals or want the gist of him.
It would involve your character (18+ males only please). Maybe you're a rival gang boss or a do-gooder or you're a citizen of Toontown or you somehow ended up there. It can't be someone else's character without their permission.
What do you want to happen? It can be really toony and x-rated. If it involves some extreme kink, especially one you haven't seen with Hammerhead, ask. I plan on having a couple of drafts with back and forths from the requester. They willbe published here.
If interested, give a few sentences about your character, his role in the story, and what would happen.
I'll try to do at least a few, my goal is to doat least one a week. It depends on how many requests I get.
Good luck1
MZ
Murphy Birthday Contest winner!
Posted 6 years agoThe winner is koopa31! 
koopa31 Hurray! I'll contact you soon for more details.
The bad news is I could only pick one winner from all the entries I really liked, but the good news is I'm going to try and eventually get a drawing for everyone else that entered.
Thank you all the entrants and hatch-day well wishers!
M.Z.
koopa31 Hurray! I'll contact you soon for more details.The bad news is I could only pick one winner from all the entries I really liked, but the good news is I'm going to try and eventually get a drawing for everyone else that entered.
Thank you all the entrants and hatch-day well wishers!
M.Z.
Murphy Birthday Contest
Posted 6 years agoHi, it's my birthday! (Well my hatchday since I'm a platypus, but you can wish me a happy either). But to celebrate, one lucky contest winner gets a free gift from me. What's the gift? A free color pic of one of my preds has his way with you as a fleshlight. My pred characters could be the cartoon shark Hammerhead, card shark Antonio, the Zack and Wiki rabbit Hulk, Sam the Rabbit of Sam and Max, Mertyn the Magician rabbit, Mr. Thickley the Wallaby, Chief from Secret Squirrel, The Great Fusili from Courage, Moby Richard from Beetlejuice, or even Murphy or some other character in my gallery. See the pics in my gallery for ideas The fleshlighization will be to the pred's personality, so choose wisely. But I will work with the winner as much as I can. Optionally, I will write a short story, a few paragraphs or so, of what happened. But if you don't want one, I won't write one.
Okay here are the contest rules:
You must be eighteen years old or older to enter (the pic will be mature)
One entry per account only please
It must be A male character: it can be yours, or maybe a furry-like character (I will decide if he is eligible) from a cartoon or video game or such. If it's someone else's character they have to send me a PM giving permission
You must have a pictorial reference of the character where the artist can see it
It must be a pred from my gallery. You can't use other people's characters that happen to be in my gallery. If in doubt, have a back up choice.
It will be a fleshlightization only and the predator will be having his way with his fleshlight, you know, gay sex.
Entries must be in by Sunday May 5th or very early May 6th (Eastern Standard Time) and I'll pick someone randomly early May 6th, Like around 9:30 AM EST or so. It's best you don't wait the last minute.
I'll pick one "winner" randomly. Odds are determined by how many people enter. Void where prohibited.
How do you enter?
Give the predator you "want" and a link to a character reference. Optionally you can give a brief description as to why your character was fleshlighted like "My character was hired to take him down or I'm just a random victim of so and so." If there is a problem, like you picked someone else'd character, I will alert you.
Good luck to everyone! I know, that gives everyone the same amount of luck, but good luck anyways.
Okay here are the contest rules:
You must be eighteen years old or older to enter (the pic will be mature)
One entry per account only please
It must be A male character: it can be yours, or maybe a furry-like character (I will decide if he is eligible) from a cartoon or video game or such. If it's someone else's character they have to send me a PM giving permission
You must have a pictorial reference of the character where the artist can see it
It must be a pred from my gallery. You can't use other people's characters that happen to be in my gallery. If in doubt, have a back up choice.
It will be a fleshlightization only and the predator will be having his way with his fleshlight, you know, gay sex.
Entries must be in by Sunday May 5th or very early May 6th (Eastern Standard Time) and I'll pick someone randomly early May 6th, Like around 9:30 AM EST or so. It's best you don't wait the last minute.
I'll pick one "winner" randomly. Odds are determined by how many people enter. Void where prohibited.
How do you enter?
Give the predator you "want" and a link to a character reference. Optionally you can give a brief description as to why your character was fleshlighted like "My character was hired to take him down or I'm just a random victim of so and so." If there is a problem, like you picked someone else'd character, I will alert you.
Good luck to everyone! I know, that gives everyone the same amount of luck, but good luck anyways.
Murphday Birthday
Posted 8 years agoToday is my birthday, Well, technically it's my hatchday, me being a platypus and all. But anyways, you can reply here for what you'd do for my birthday. it can be nice, naughty, or even mean. Thanks in advance!
Happy Pi Day!
Posted 8 years agoHappy π day! Take this day to be as irrational and transcendental as possible.
Happy National Platypus Day! :D
Posted 8 years ago Today is National Platypus Day, so celebrate by ... um, watching Phinneas and Ferb, and eat some shrimp and so something with eggs and stuff. Hooray!
Happy Tooth Fairy Day!
Posted 9 years agoHappy Tooth Fairy Day! If you don't have a tooth that fell out, you can still celebrate by putting a small gift under someone special's pillow. Bonus points if they are sleeping on it. Also be sure to support your local tooth fairy union.
M.Z.
M.Z.
This is an April Fools Day journal
Posted 9 years agoApril fools! This isn't an April Fools Day journal. On April Fools Day, things mean the opposite, So since this isn't an April Fools Day journal things really mean what they say, so it really is an April Fools Day Journal. So um, April Fools, it isn't an April Fools Journal...
Reminder: Make Platypi the Easter Mascot!
Posted 9 years agoWrite to your Congressman and other representatives to make platypi the Easter mascot. We actually lay eggs, are really cute, and will work hard to make Easter the best it can be.
Yours truly,
Murphy Z Platypus
Yours truly,
Murphy Z Platypus
Pla-TMI Tuesday
Posted 11 years agoWell, I'll give this TMI thing a shot, so go ahead and ask away, and I'll give some answer. It can be about me or my characters.
My physical description
Posted 16 years agoJust a place so I don't have to keep re-typing for commissions and such.
I am a duck billed platypus, normally 5' 4," and average build, I am dark, "cigar" brown colored, except for by bill, which is black (or can be yellow, if you're going cartoony).
My right eye is green and my left eye is hazel (reverse if "looking at you")
I frequently wear a t-shirt that looks like:
http://www.telltalegames.com/store/maxbones-tshirt (or it can be a neat design or cool band)
I wear a kilt of various colors (usually with purple and green in it) and of modest lengths - usually somewhere around the knees
If I wear sneakers, they're black and worn with low cut white socks. I can have "clawed" feet (see the Wikipedia "Platypus" picture and see back feet)
But since I'm a tooth fairy, I can have a wand (just a black cylinder with a yellow five pointed star) that can let me transform into a bigger more muscular self - nothing too big. I can have palmed hands (or they can be semi-webbed if you insist) and feet if need be.
murphyz
I am a duck billed platypus, normally 5' 4," and average build, I am dark, "cigar" brown colored, except for by bill, which is black (or can be yellow, if you're going cartoony).
My right eye is green and my left eye is hazel (reverse if "looking at you")
I frequently wear a t-shirt that looks like:
http://www.telltalegames.com/store/maxbones-tshirt (or it can be a neat design or cool band)
I wear a kilt of various colors (usually with purple and green in it) and of modest lengths - usually somewhere around the knees
If I wear sneakers, they're black and worn with low cut white socks. I can have "clawed" feet (see the Wikipedia "Platypus" picture and see back feet)
But since I'm a tooth fairy, I can have a wand (just a black cylinder with a yellow five pointed star) that can let me transform into a bigger more muscular self - nothing too big. I can have palmed hands (or they can be semi-webbed if you insist) and feet if need be.
murphyz