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General | Posted 14 years agoCant sleep
General | Posted 14 years agoCant sleep here
after fucking 9 months
General | Posted 14 years agoafter fucking 9 months i got my account back
10 days to know me better "day four"
General | Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, newton laws, yep, i always think about how to break one
2, how to make a hybrid out my old 68 ford mustang
3, music, always singing the songs that cross my mind a lot
4, love, about what to do if i ever fall in love again
5, my art, and thin on better ways to do it
6, friends
7, my muscles and how to get bigger and stronger
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, newton laws, yep, i always think about how to break one
2, how to make a hybrid out my old 68 ford mustang
3, music, always singing the songs that cross my mind a lot
4, love, about what to do if i ever fall in love again
5, my art, and thin on better ways to do it
6, friends
7, my muscles and how to get bigger and stronger
10 days to know me better "day trhee"
General | Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, be yourself, and share all the thinks you like with me
2, apreciate what i do for you, (i did a shit lot for my ex, and she didn't even say thanks)
3, have a nice sence of humor
4, take it slow on sex (i'm not the kind of dude who likes to fuck on the first few dates)
5, be romantic (yes, i'm that kind of guy)
6, don't talk about exboyfriends (seriuslly, don't talk about your ex while you are with me)
7, you must like to cuddle, hug, kiss, and spend all nite long talking about random thing
8, and never lie about feelings
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, be yourself, and share all the thinks you like with me
2, apreciate what i do for you, (i did a shit lot for my ex, and she didn't even say thanks)
3, have a nice sence of humor
4, take it slow on sex (i'm not the kind of dude who likes to fuck on the first few dates)
5, be romantic (yes, i'm that kind of guy)
6, don't talk about exboyfriends (seriuslly, don't talk about your ex while you are with me)
7, you must like to cuddle, hug, kiss, and spend all nite long talking about random thing
8, and never lie about feelings
10 days to know me better "day two"
General | Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, i don't like to fight, but i ain't scare to bleed
2, i love country music, old school and new school artist
3, i love to play pranks on my friends, any kind just to mess with them
4, i love to sing, i know it sound silly but i do sing anywhere anytime, just when i feel like it
5, i really hate greassy food and most mexican food
6, fuck bosses, i cannot work for someone and by hours
7, most all the time i forgot stuff, danm you tv
8, my mind is something you don't want to mess with
9, what ever country music rules
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, i don't like to fight, but i ain't scare to bleed
2, i love country music, old school and new school artist
3, i love to play pranks on my friends, any kind just to mess with them
4, i love to sing, i know it sound silly but i do sing anywhere anytime, just when i feel like it
5, i really hate greassy food and most mexican food
6, fuck bosses, i cannot work for someone and by hours
7, most all the time i forgot stuff, danm you tv
8, my mind is something you don't want to mess with
9, what ever country music rules
10 days to know me better
General | Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, i'm gonna beat the shit out of you
2, fuck you, you big sac of shit
3, snap into a slim jam does not mean the same thing on a gay club
4, give me all your money
5, i don't care about any church at all
6, i'm a dethklok freak
7, use your fucking money to pay the rent and leave me alone
8, i want you aout of my life once and for all
9, i love to have sex with my female friends
10, i hate mexican folk music
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1, i'm gonna beat the shit out of you
2, fuck you, you big sac of shit
3, snap into a slim jam does not mean the same thing on a gay club
4, give me all your money
5, i don't care about any church at all
6, i'm a dethklok freak
7, use your fucking money to pay the rent and leave me alone
8, i want you aout of my life once and for all
9, i love to have sex with my female friends
10, i hate mexican folk music
if you wanna go to mexico
General | Posted 15 years agowhen he was pulled over
mexican dude: hey how you doing? where are you going?
bike dude: hey, how you doing
mexican: offiser Matias Romero, who are you?
bike dude: uhh, uhhhh
mexican: no spanish? do you have your driver license?
"then the mexican calls another mexican who's does speaks english........berely"
other mexican: i didn't bring my infraction block, i didn't bring it, someone else is using it on the neighborhood.......do you copy?...................yes but i'll go latter, i'm buzzy with a 30...... alright tell him that i'll bring it all tomorrow
now the mexican dude is trying to explaing him that he was speeding, but i know those guys, he wasn't
3:53 the mexican is trying to tell him that he have to give him a speeding ticket
then he says that the biker dude is arrested, that they have him on camera, so he have to go arrested to the police station, then he start to say "you mush" is like "mochate" in spanish means that he have to give him some money to let him go right now
seriously, i hate mexico
names thing meme
General | Posted 15 years ago1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
dollar aleman
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
mango emperor
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Jmar
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
black husky
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
David monclova (shut up)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
marje
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The red pellegrino
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
fuck that
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
kiss hershie
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names )
lety juarez
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
eduard huston
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
winter rose
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
apple pspy
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
snake sycamore
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
mechanic rain tour
dollar aleman
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
mango emperor
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Jmar
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
black husky
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
David monclova (shut up)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
marje
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The red pellegrino
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
fuck that
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
kiss hershie
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names )
lety juarez
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
eduard huston
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
winter rose
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
apple pspy
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
snake sycamore
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
mechanic rain tour
thanks for the freedom
General | Posted 15 years agoblack ops
General | Posted 15 years agoit is awesome, a lot better than medal of honor
you want some of this?
General | Posted 15 years agoi really wanna see a movie like this
16+1=REMIX!!!!!!!!!!!
General | Posted 15 years agothe cute thing meme
General | Posted 15 years agoAppearance:
[] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[ ] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[ ] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
Innocence:
[] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Personality:
[] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[] = You like happy upbeat music.
[] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
What YOU think is cute:
[] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[] = Small/mini versions of things make you go
TOTAL: 6
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm 24% Cute"
[] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[ ] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[ ] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
Innocence:
[] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Personality:
[] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[] = You like happy upbeat music.
[] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
What YOU think is cute:
[] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[] = Small/mini versions of things make you go
TOTAL: 6
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm 24% Cute"
how much?
General | Posted 15 years agohow much do you all think my art worth?
my dad still walking bad
General | Posted 15 years agoand the money he uses to get drunk is not he's
we got ecerything but furries
General | Posted 15 years agofirst fa submit
General | Posted 15 years agob day soon
General | Posted 15 years agothis girl is having a B-Day soon, and it will be really nice if we can give her some gifts http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1788109/
stuff about dudes
General | Posted 15 years ago♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"
♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"
♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her
♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls
♥To every guy that said he would die for her.
♥To every guy that really would.
♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for
♥To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes
♥To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.
♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.
♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.
♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them
♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door
♥To every guy that gave his heart.
♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image. (No offensee)
if ur a guy repost this as; Nice guys STILL finish last
if ur a girl, post this as: To every guy.
♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"
♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her
♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls
♥To every guy that said he would die for her.
♥To every guy that really would.
♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for
♥To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes
♥To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.
♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.
♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.
♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them
♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door
♥To every guy that gave his heart.
♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image. (No offensee)
if ur a guy repost this as; Nice guys STILL finish last
if ur a girl, post this as: To every guy.
things i don't like about fa
General | Posted 15 years agoexageration art (big boobs, big balls and huge dicks).
The fack of no one cares for clean furry art and everyones is up for yiff, i mean when i submit a clean furry work i got like 4 favs and 3 comments,and when i submit a yiff one there is like 20 favs and 40 comments.
Fat art, seriously, is not healthy at all.
vore stuff, i can picture a sick dude masturbating while he's watching a lion eating a zebra on DC
shit, enemas, and pee art, it reminds me two girls one cup, i really wanna forget it.
diapers, i think is ok to a baby to wear one, but a adult using one for fun or sexual stuff, is stupid, fucking stupid
i fucking hate guys who thinks that been homosexual is wrong, fucking ognorants
i don't like RPG
i don't like inflation shit, i mean WTF
i hate pokemon, mario bros stuff, sonic, and stupid disney characters on sexual situations
also drama queens
that's what i don't like so far
The fack of no one cares for clean furry art and everyones is up for yiff, i mean when i submit a clean furry work i got like 4 favs and 3 comments,and when i submit a yiff one there is like 20 favs and 40 comments.
Fat art, seriously, is not healthy at all.
vore stuff, i can picture a sick dude masturbating while he's watching a lion eating a zebra on DC
shit, enemas, and pee art, it reminds me two girls one cup, i really wanna forget it.
diapers, i think is ok to a baby to wear one, but a adult using one for fun or sexual stuff, is stupid, fucking stupid
i fucking hate guys who thinks that been homosexual is wrong, fucking ognorants
i don't like RPG
i don't like inflation shit, i mean WTF
i hate pokemon, mario bros stuff, sonic, and stupid disney characters on sexual situations
also drama queens
that's what i don't like so far
check it out
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://furaffinity.net/journal/1746928/
Ok here's all the details!
There will be two comics, one for females and one for males but will be in full color!
The male comic will have as a theme "Beach"
It will have 12 pages of sexings with sherly and her girls for you to choose >=3
There will be 3 boys in each page being a total of 36 spots for this comic
First come first serve
http://furaffinity.net/journal/1746928/
Ok here's all the details!
There will be two comics, one for females and one for males but will be in full color!
The male comic will have as a theme "Beach"
It will have 12 pages of sexings with sherly and her girls for you to choose >=3
There will be 3 boys in each page being a total of 36 spots for this comic
First come first serve
http://furaffinity.net/journal/1746928/
this looks right
General | Posted 15 years agoget them while you can
General | Posted 15 years ago:antiv=cusicon: is doing something really sweet and awesome for this fall, so go here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1732013/ and get it while you can
