So for Christmas I got a 3ds xl pokemon XY special edition (Nerdyness Achievement Unlocked!). And have been playing you guessed it pokemonX whenever I find a moment. I've finally made it over to the friend safari and guess I need some friends now. *sigh* It's not enough to be a 23 year old anime nerd now I need friends...

So I'll show you mine if you show me yours *snicker snicker*
2895-8098-3594

Read and protect your babies!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5121466/

To the victor go the spoils! ...who wants spoiled food....? *thinks*

YES!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5121430/

Hooky by Mollie standards anyway… this past weekend I had the stomach flu so I called into work and proceeded to take my dogs to dogapalooza (technically I still could have worked). Just a little local thing they do every year, kind of like a carnival for dogs. We mainly went for what’s called a lure course; Bishop is obsessed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dGSNyB0uY

He screamed and threw a fit the entire time we were in line. Scared the holy hell out of some people (other’s who understood the body language just laughed and joked at him). They loved watching him and Clovis run after that little bit of trash. We ran them till they were foaming at the mouth. Even leading them away they were still pulling to get after it. Brought them over to one of the watering areas they drank and Bishop even laid down in the kitty pool (he hates water).

We walked around and I noticed a herding demo going on. Bishop cried and pulled to get at the goats but Clovis just stood there watching them. After sending Bishop away I signed Clovy up to try his paw at herding. The head guy warned me about letting him do this that it could bring out some intense prey instincts that could ruin him as a pet. I explained that Clovis seemed very interested in the prospect and I wanted to see how he’d react. He seemed a bit more alright with letting us go in after that. Clovis’ reaction was interesting to say the least. He tugged on the leash every so often but aside from that he seemed more interested in studying a scared little goaty goats. He just wanted to figure out what they were he wasn’t the least bit interested in chasing them (yeah border collie he ain’t).

Most of the festivities were stationed around the lure course. I took Bishop over to the truffle tent where they would teach you how to train your dog to find truffles (go figure we have them in the northwest). Both Bishop and Clovis are normally very food oriented and this lady had raw beacon. Each time the lure course distracted them. After moving on I got to talking with one of the vendors and I’m embarrassed to say I took my mind off Bishop for a bit and in that lovely little moment he saw a dog chasing the lure. He wanted to help this dog chase it and proceeded to yank me several yards till I got my footing and got him to stop. Hurt my finger pretty good too.
So we saw fit to take them back to the course. At this time my mother had been talking to a lady with a six year old boy. He took quite a shine to Bishop (and why not he’s awesome) despite Bishop tugging at the leash to get at the lure again. The boy continued to pet Bishop while Bishop tried to look around and over the small child I was worried he’d knock the kid down (I’m not used to people not being afraid of my dog). Bishop and Clovis were never trained to be around kids (though Clovy dose excel at being tortured by them). So imagine my surprise when the boy just up and hugged Bishops head. Bishop is not a dog that likes being hovered over by people he gets a little spooky. But Bishop took the hug and even gave the boy a kiss. Anywho the fair thingy went very well. Tired the boys out, won some stuff in the raffle and nobody got bit or run over.

So remember when Bishop jerked me around? Well after I got home I put it in a splint. Went to work for two days and my finger wasn’t getting better bruises had developed on either side of it. Went to the doc took some X-Rays and was told it was a very bad sprain and to keep the splint on for a few more days. The next day I got a call from my primary doctor saying that it was fractured and I had to keep it in the splint for four weeks.

So in conclusion: Playing hooky leads to bad things, never forget you have a hyper one-year-old 90lb bulldog on a leash, and doctors in a hurry have a tendency to misdiagnose and tell you to move a digit that is best left still.

1. What are you attending?
The rainy misspelled forest thingy

2. Staying at:
The hotel type place

3. Arrival and Departure:
day of and till hotel says I need to leave

4. Mode of transportation:
Vehicle too small to hold all the luggage and bodies I’m going to haul up there

5. Rooming with:
*take deep breath* Human Keeper And my cute pup Clovis!

6. Con Plans:
See furs I rarely see anymore

7: How can I find you?
I’ll be one of the furs that was to stupid to leave their doggy at home

8. Do you do free art?
I can’t imagine why you’d want one of my sketches

9. Do you have prints/Cds?
I have CDs in my car and print outs of contracts at my work

10. Will you be fursuiting? if so: What suit(s)?
Suiting yes! What donno…

11. Will you be going to parties?
You nuts I’m expecting Clovy to get me into the best ones *snicker snicker*

12. Will you be performing?
I’ll be running around like an idiot… does that count?

13. Smoke?
My health is too messed up to bother with that stuff

14. Drink?
Vodka Whiskey Rum… No Tequila!

15. Gender:
One half of one of those coins

16. Can I hug you?
So long as you don’t smell like a regular at walmart

17. Can I talk to you?
Only if you speak English… I don’t really know anything else

18. Will you be at any panels?
I’ll probably find myself in one

19. Can I touch you?
Above waist and keep groping to a minimum

20. Can I buy you drinks?
… no tequila…

21. How old are you?
23

22. Can I snuggle with you?
We’ll take that on a case by case basis

23. If you're pissed off, should I approach you?
If you are the one I’m pissed of at than no otherwise it’s fine

24. Are you nice?
Depends

25. Cliquey?
No! I am not clicker trained!

26. How tall?
Bout 5'3-5’4

27. Can I Take pictures of you?
In suit, yes out of suit no though that never seems to stop anyone

28. Will you get anything commissioned?
Hopfully

29. How can I get your attention?
M.V.Hybrid M.V. Mollie Pupppy Pup I come to a variety of names

30. Can I ask you to dance at the raves?
We’ll see if I end up at one

Well I’ve finally started giving the boys bone with their meat.

I’ve been making their food for a few months now and there defiantly have been hiccups. One of the more dangerous being I found out that Bishop is allergic to beef (more than likely just beef liver but for the moment I’m staying away from it all). He broke out in hives while I was at work thankfully we got him to the vet and got him some Benadryl shots. I still feel terrible about that…

One of the main issues is due to the fact that their food really has no fillers there’s not to terribly much in there to fatten them up. They’ve both slimmed down I’ve managed to maintain their weight and Bishop’s actually at a more desirable weight; he’s having trouble with his front leg so a little light is good (his ribs aren’t even showing). But Clovis has always been scrawny. He lacks an ass! He’s just so skinny! After some researching via internet and books I have discovered raw bones are fatty! Who knew...

I’ve been looking into meat grinders for a while and have decided on two models that seem like they’ll be able to handle soft bones (i.e. chickens and other small critters). But before I dump close to $150 on a grinder that might break the first time I use it. I at least need to try giving them some bone and then seeing how well it goes… I got some turkey necks and cut one up into little coins.

Bishop took to the bone like he’d been eating them all his life crunch crunch gulp. Clovy… was a lot more hesitant for a while he wouldn’t touch it or wouldn’t touch it while I was looking. It took him a while to eat a fifty cent sized piece. He kept looking at me (Clovy: “I don’t wanna eat it give me some vegetables instead”)

I’m hoping to have them worked up to whole necks by RF since Clovy will be attending as well and I wont have the ability to cut them up in the hotel room.

Also makes a nice pate but seriously (taken from  Clandestine)

 tyreenya has stage 5 renal failure and is in desperate need of a donor kidney. They’ve reached out for help, and I think the internet has the power to make it happen. They are type A- , so the donor would have to be A- or O-. Located in Florida, USA, though there are people willing to pay for the trip if we make this happen.
Even if you can’t give a kidney, you can still donate to the funds through the link at the bottom.
Or at the very least, please signal boost!

Here is the journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:35583109

And here’s the link to donate:
https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/w.....5308b8c4dd4ef1

In the form of a raffle *snicker snicker*

is putting it on.

Check it out http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4908633/

Free Nosies!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4901533/

A very merry unbirthday to you! To me? Yes you! Oh me!

Yes in a few days it’ll be my 23rd but I’ll have to work so my family did the deed today. Yes they forced me to hang around my sister’s house while we made lasagna/wrangled the dogs (they get very excited at my sister’s place). My neighbor decided to drop by and celebrate with us. And while everything was cooking we all had a little something to drink… well they had a little I decided to mix up some lemon lime soda and Bacardi Wolf Berry. FYI: To everyone else I make my drinks strong as far as I’m concerned I measure my drinks adequately to insure I only have to drink once. By the way I think I’m still drunk… But I digress the food was good so was the company. And I found out that my dog Bishop makes for a good drunken eye dog; safely getting me to the bathroom (alcohol goes right through me) and eventually the car. I need only grab his collar and state the location a wonderful trick for a dog whose owner is less than coordinated on a sober day. We watched rise of the guardians (love that movie) and I was given funds to go specifically towards a tattoo. So who knows I might have one in time for RF.

For various reasons I don’t like celebrating my birthday but all in all I’d say this was a good one.

Yay! Another Raffle Thingy! Happy Day!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4711409/

Sweet Lord it’s finally happened! I’ve become one of those nut jobs that makes their own dog food!

Ever since I got back from Reno the dogs have been having bowel problems. Clovis lost a lot of weight in boarding; not that it’s the daycare’s fault Clovis’ always been kind of anorexic (go figure dogs can be that way too). I tried to put more weight on him but just seemed to make him and Bishop sick. Couldn’t even give them their own dog chow. Kept them on rice, cottage cheese, egg, and fortiflora for a few days that seemed to help things.

But after having trouble with their diet for so long I decided to look up a simpler diet. After downloading a book and hours of online research (I’ve actually been looking in on this since I got Bishop but just recently got serious). I found some easy on the stomach ingredients. They’ve been on it for about a week they love it and I love not waking up and damn near slipping in runny dog shit every morning (it’s the little things that keep me happy).

My brother found this on facebook who sent it along to my sister and mother who badgered me into reading it. Seeing as how I don't have a facebook figured I'd toss it here as furs seem to suffer from anything and everything.

Could be pure bullshit who knows but if you feel this may have some form of value repost it or say I'm batshit (I already know this by the way). Mary Poppins lied! Spoon full of sugar will not help shit!

Cinnamon:
It is found that a mix of honey and cinnamon cures most diseases. Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world. Scientists of today also note honey as very effective medicine for all kinds of diseases. Honey can be used without side effects which is also a plus.Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, when it is taken in the right dosage as a medicine, it does not harm even diabetic patients. Researched by western scientists:

HEART DISEASES: Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, put it on toast instead of jelly and jam and eat it regularly for breakfast. It reduces the cholesterol and could potentially save one from heart attack. Also, even if you have already had an attack studies show you could be kept miles away from the next attack. Regular use of cinnamon honey strengthens the heart beat. In America and Canada, various nursing homes have treated patients successfully and have found that as one ages the arteries and veins lose their flexibility and get clogged; honey and cinnamon revitalize the arteries and the veins.

ARTHRITIS: Arthritis patients can benefit by taking one cup of hot water with two tablespoons of honey and one small teaspoon of cinnamon powder. When taken daily even chronic arthritis can be cured. In a recent research conducted at the Copenhagen University, it was found that when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of one tablespoon Honey and half teaspoon Cinnamon powder before breakfast, they found that within a week (out of the 200 people so treated) practically 73 patients were totally relieved of pain -- and within a month, most all the patients who could not walk or move around because of arthritis now started walking without pain.

BLADDER INFECTIONS: Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon of honey in a glass of lukewarm water and drink it. It destroys the germs in the bladder....who knew?

CHOLESTEROL: Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of Cinnamon Powder mixed in 16 ounces of tea water given to a cholesterol patient was found to reduce the level of cholesterol in the blood by 10 percent within two hours. As mentioned for arthritic patients, when taken three times a day, any chronic cholesterol-could be cured. According to information received in the said Journal, pure honey taken with food daily relieves complaints of cholesterol.

COLDS: Those suffering from common or severe colds should take one tablespoon lukewarm honey with 1/4 spoon cinnamon powder daily for three days. This process will cure most chronic cough, cold, and, clear the sinuses, and it's delicious too!

UPSET STOMACH: Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache and also is said to clear stomach ulcers from its root.

GAS: According to the studies done in India and Japan, it is revealed that when Honey is taken with cinnamon powder the stomach is relieved of gas.

IMMUNE SYSTEM: Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the immune system and protects the body from bacterial and viral attacks. Scientists have found that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts. Constant use of Honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles (where DNA is contained) to fight bacterial and viral diseases.

INDIGESTION: Cinnamon powder sprinkled on two tablespoons of honey taken before food is eaten relieves acidity and digests the heaviest of meals

INFLUENZA: A scientist in Spain has proved that honey contains a natural 'Ingredient' which kills the influenza germs and saves the patient from flu.

LONGEVITY: Tea made with honey and cinnamon powder, when taken regularly, arrests the ravages of old age. Use four teaspoons of honey, one teaspoon of cinnamon powder, and three cups of boiling water to make a tea. Drink 1/4 cup, three to four times a day. It keeps the skin fresh and soft and arrests old age. Life spans increase and even a 100 year old will start performing the chores of a 20-year-old.

RASPY OR SORE THROAT: When throat has a tickle or is raspy, take one tablespoon of honey and sip until gone. Repeat every three hours until throat is without symptoms.

PIMPLES: Three tablespoons of honey and one teaspoon of cinnamon powder paste. Apply this paste on the pimples before sleeping and wash it off the next morning with warm water. When done daily for two weeks, it removes all pimples from the root.

SKIN INFECTIONS:Applying honey and cinnamon powder in equal parts on the affected parts cures eczema, ringworm and all types of skin Infections.

WEIGHT LOSS:Daily in the morning one half hour before breakfast and on an empty stomach, and at night before sleeping, drink honey and cinnamon powder boiled in one cup of water. When taken regularly, it reduces the weight of even the most obese person. Also, drinking this mixture regularly does not allow the fat to accumulate in the body even though the person may eat a high calorie diet.

CANCER: Recent research in Japan and Australia has revealed that advanced cancer of the stomach and bones have been cured successfully. Patients suffering from these kinds of cancer should daily take one tablespoon of honey with one teaspoon of cinnamon powder three times a day for one month.

FATIGUE: Recent studies have shown that the sugar content of honey is more helpful rather than being detrimental to the strength of the body. Senior citizens who take honey and cinnamon powder in equal parts are more alert and flexible. Dr. Milton, who has done research, says that a half tablespoon of honey taken in a glass of water and sprinkled with cinnamon powder, even when the vitality of the body starts to decrease, when taken daily after brushing and in the afternoon at about 3:00 P.M., the vitality of the body increases within a week.

BAD BREATH: People of South America, gargle with one teaspoon of honey and cinnamon powder mixed in hot water first thing in the morning so their breath stays fresh throughout the day.

HEARING LOSS: Daily morning and night honey and cinnamon powder, taken in equal parts restores hearing.

Just got home about twelve hours ago. And after some grouchy time (I don’t really travel well) figured this con was worth a review (RF gets so many I don’t really feel the need to ever write one).

The Con: It was a cute little con I fore see it getting much larger. Took in 1 or 2 panels they were pretty good. Made and sold a head in the art auction; something I’d never done before that was real fun (gonna see about doing it for RF). Suited around for a bit and generally did the whole con thing. Wanted to go to one of the room parties that were being advertised but decided to try and sleep instead (oh yeah I’m a real party animal). In general a very nice relaxed con. Much better than FC but the bar was set pretty low to begin with.

Venue: The hotel was good; it’s remodeling at the moment but once that’s all squared away it’ll be great. The rooms were a very good size, larger than the rooms at RF and FC (well at least the rooms at one of FC’s hotel) larger bathrooms too. I found the hotel website to be misleading, they showed pictures of the remodeled rooms and not the current majority. They never said anything about the pool or the go-carts being out of season/fixed. But the con managed to force/beg them opened (and they say furries ruin everything). There were only a few shops open but like I said remodel. I also don’t think I counted 11 restaurants. The employees whether they be hotel or restaurant were very friendly and earned every tip they got.

Reno: Reno in spring is very different from Washington (pack lotion Washingtonians your skin will dry the f*ck out!) but very gorgeous if you take a drive out of town. I highly recommend anyone to take a day off from Reno/Con/Gambling to rent a car (not budget rental though) and drive up to Virginia city. The drive is amazing pull off on at, at least one look out to see the area you will not regret it (unless you fall off a cliff then you will). Virginia City is a lovely old west town it is a must see for any tourist. I recommend going to the Red Dog pub very nice bar/people and they have a cute rotty named ruby. Don’t take a tour up there they only give you about an hour to explore the town and it takes a lot more than that to do so. Seriously by the end we were too tired to ride the train and opted to get the rental back in one piece.

Highlights: Virginia city defiantly. The con was during the Kentucky derby. I’d never bet on horses before, thought it was pretty fun and after deducting what I bet I still came out 10$ ahead. My mother came to the con with me that in it of itself was a highlight. Oddly enough and I had actually had a discussion about this at FC. My opinion was that family members probably shouldn’t be involved in fur cons. His idea was he wanted to get his mother and her friends on a bus and do a tour of a fur con. His reasoning being they’ve been around chances are they’ve seen stranger things. I’m not sure if my mother has seen stranger things than otter lube and a dragon doing a 69 with a wolf but she took it all in good stride. She wanted to commission a picture of Wolverine for my brother and was surprised to learn that quite a few fur artists have trouble drawing human. But we managed to find one was very nice she even let me use her ipad so I could find an appropriate reference pic of him. I also got a very nice 20’s badge by her aswell and will most certainly use her in the future. Also commissioned three certified badges from for the boys and myself she even gave me a free certified badge later. Our last night we went out to a place called the Chocolate Bar pretty much what you’d expect; fancy candy themed martinis, short food menu (but that’s not why people normally go anyway) and chocolate fondue! The food was great, I’d say best I had all trip. But the main reason one would go would be for the drinks and the dessert.

Best part though was getting home to a pack of excited cats, and going to daycare to pick up my hellhounds. Bishop, they were smart enough to give him to a larger guy to take out to me. Clovis… oh he damn near pulled that poor lady to the ground. Nothing beats the love of an animal after a weeks worth of slight neglect *snicker snicker*

Tell me what is with animals getting sick and/or injured just before you go away for a few days? So about a week ago Clovis (formerly cole) started coughing and sneezing (I’ve been calling him sniffles). So we took him into the vet. They looked him over and gave him some antibiotics. He doesn’t seem to be getting much better. We were worried about him having allergies to the cats and wondering if we might have to rehome him. But not to worry! Cause now Bishop is coughing too! *sigh* Damn Mutts… They have no other symptoms aside from the cough and the sneezing they're still spunky they're gums are pink the whites of they're eyes are white they're breath smells... normal.

So hopefully I will be able to get him or them in today and get Bishop on his own pills and maybe Clovis on some stronger ones. I swear I just took Bishop in to get some Anti-Inflammatories for his pulled muscle.

Hotel
Main Hotel (and this time I’m sure of it!)

Arrival/Departure
Ariving Wednesday leaving Monday. Gonna take in Reno a little.

Means of transportation
Plane… again…

Sharing a room with
My Mommy! Very interesting turn of events lead from me going for a couple days too my family going for a week to just my mother and I going. She wanted to go to a fur con. Hopefully they don’t scare her to badly.

Who do you hang out with?
*shrugs shoulders* Haven’t the foggiest. I’ve seen some furs that I kind of know in the advertisements. But none that I can really think. “Oh f*ck yeah we’re so gonna hang out!”

Gender
I R Female not that that really seems to matter much

Relationship Status
Single not to interested

How old are you?
22

How tall are you?
5'3 Shut up I’m short!

Are you an Artist?
Depends on your use of the term

Do you have an artist table?
No….. *hangs head* I’ll have a table in the auction though…

What will you be offering at your table?
Fursuit head. Maybe a couple tails

How much do you charge?
*cocks head to the side* fooorrrrr….

Do you take commissions?
You don’t want to commission me… ever…

Do you do trades?
You can have my drunken keepers I’ve been told they’re very fun when not endangering my life or theirs

Are you a Fursuiter?
Yesh hopefully I’ll get more time in at this con.

Attending parties?
Maybe

Do you drink?
Only when I’m comfortable.

Can I buy you a drink?
I doubt I would stop you. Unless your personality screams rapist… but I’m pretty good at keeping those a bay *growls* fucking drunks…

Can I bring you food?
I don’t eat shit that’s good for me. I want to have so many preservatives in me when I die; they wont need to use any formaldehyde.

Do you smoke?
No I inhale to much bone dust and resin fumes to do that.

Will you gamble?
I’m in reno I’d better do some

Are you attending any panels?
Probably

Stage or public performance?
Nahhhh…

How do I identify my self to you?
Prove that you are unarmed and not a threat (the threat part might be a bit difficult).

Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Name first, hug only if you do not smell like you just did a tour of duty in your room playing WOW

How can I find you?
Take a comfortable stance and call out one some or all of the following: M.V. M.V.Hybrid Pup Puppy Mollie.

Can I talk to you?
There are only a small handful of furs that I would rather mace then talk to at a con. Oddly enough none of them seem to be attending this con.

Can I give you lots of money?
Depends on what you want and if your idea of lots of money and my idea of lots of money… excuse me I need a towel I’m drooling. *walks away*

Can I give you stuff?
Depends on the stuff and if it’s linked to a murder investigation…

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Please refer to Rules of engagement

Can I come to dinner with you?
Well if I or my mother don’t like you I’ll give you the brush off. I’m normally pretty nice about it.

Can I hang out with you?
Just don’t creep me out. I get scared pretty easily.

Can I take your picture?
Only if I’m in suit.

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
I’ll mace you. Nah nah I’m rarely in a bad mood at cons. And my drunks aren’t gonna be there so…

Personality Type?
I R Mollie

What's your goal for the con this year?
Oh my God it had better be better than FC. I don’t think I could survive another disappointment like that this year

Another One!

 media is having a contest today. If you want to win a free head base visit his page at http://www.furaffinity.net/user/media/ and sighn up today.

*Wags Tail Happily*

Bad ass leopard head up for auction.  Krakenkritters does some fantastic work if you're not watching them you should be.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10230002/

Well here’s the hot topic on yahoo for the next five seconds. This guy Mark Kelly; apparently he’s kind of a big deal (wasn’t aware people still care about astronauts) and no one really seems to like him, I’m not really political so I don’t care. His step kid’s dog attacked and killed a sea lion pup on the beach. I guess sea lions have been beaching themselves in record numbers on the California coast. It was caught on tape and everyone’s pissed, either at the owner, this Mark guy, the dog or the people that just have opinions on the matter. And since the dog was an American Bulldog mix 1. I’m interested 2. People are getting all up in arms about pitbulls, BLS and shit like that.

I’m more stunned by the response to the whole ordeal. Not as though it’s not sad, but nobody really likes sea lions in my area. You see trucks with anti sea lion stickers on them, you hear all kinds of stories about them being shot by an unhappy fisherman, they steal fisherman’s catches, they’re pretty mean (sorry territorial), they smell and are just kind of an over all pest on the northwest coast. Am. Bulldogs have an extremely high prey drive that is very hard to overcome. It’s clear the owner had very little control of the situation much less her dog.

This video is pretty graphic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUyoU-juHTk

The real thing that stuns me is the comments to the video and how cruel they are. How many people would much rather put an entire breed down just based on them having the word Bull in their title. The people for bulldogs seem to be equally as cruel.

If sea lions are getting stranded on shore in record numbers I highly doubt this was the first time a dog attacked a seal pup. And I’m even more suspicious of the idea that it’s always a bully breed.

My dog Bishop is a 1-year-old 95lb American Bulldog Mastiff mix (aka: a bandogge). He’s not the best trained dog in the world mainly due to his puppy ADD (god I can’t wait for him to mature a bit more); he knows sit, stay, lay down, shake (ect.). I hope to get him his good canine citizen certification so he could one day be a therapy dog (this will take years). He’s exhibited a certain sensitivity to people’s feelings and I feel he’d be very good at it.

I feel that I and many other bully owners would have been able to control or avoid the situation entirely. I will never say bully breeds aren’t killers. They were bred to guard, fight, and in certain cases torture other animals (bull and bear baiting). They were also bred to be gentle with their owners and their children. And with a firm hand they can be very good companions. You hear what happens when the training is lax.

Bad things tend to occur when I sleep; Kittens, Puppies, Death, Icy streets, Hotel reservations being changed (ect.)

So this time during my sleep cycle some security people came to the house trying to sell their protection plan. My mother tells them about the hellhounds that reside here. They were prepared for this… and oh were they prepared.

“Well ma’am intruders carry oven cleaner with them now” really…? “They’ll come in and spray your dogs in the face and it will kill them in seconds” *sound of crickets* *stares shocked* Wow you people are officially going to hell now. I hope you’re happy you’ve scared the holy hell out of a sweet woman who’s still mourning the loss of her husband. Don’t you people have some little old lady to scare somewhere? Why must you implant thoughts of assassins wielding cleaning supplies in my mother’s head? Not cool man!

Furthermore… I can’t find any information anywhere about this oven cleaner stuff that isn’t on the ADT website. I did however find other cases of people complaining about this sales pitch. I’m not saying its bullshit I probably could kill my dogs with a can of Easy-Off. But there are better sales tactics out there. You don’t have to threaten my boys. In fact don’t. I will end you.

I also find it kind of hard to believe that a potential intruder would rather break into my house mace my 90lb and 55lb dogs to steal a plasma screen and five year old computer tech. Rather than maceing the rich people’s yorkie down the street. Just seems like subduing my dogs would be a bit too tedious when you look at some of the other houses in my neighborhood.

Boy these things are getting are getting popular! Now I'm off to find another one! *Whoooosh*

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4419931/

Yay! New contest to win free shit! I'm strange and have no life! Weeeeeee!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10081025/

I always like these raffle-y things they’re some much fun and it’s a good way to get a good artist’s name out there.

Behold the raffle!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4362109/

Bye guys! *shakes cats off leg* Bye Boy’s (a mastiff and a shepherd) Don’t Eat The House! Off to pick up the Rabbit and the human keeper. Then off to the airport WEEEEEE! *flutters out door* Sedatives don’t fail me now!

Days staying:
Thursday-Monday

Staying at:
Hilton (I have a magic friend whole uses a spell called discount)

How are you traveling?
Plane (I’m hoping to be too sedated to notice though)

Who are you rooming with?
 Applesauces Human keeper and I’m told someone else

Who will you be with?
 Applesauces Human keeper
Not sure who else is going I’m kind of venturing into this blind.

Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
*shrugs* Jingle your car keys? I love car rides!

What do you look like?
I look like me!

What is your gender?
Female type thing

How old are you?
22

Are you mated/in a relationship?
No and my coworkers hitting on me makes me a little nervous so human keeper and  Applesauces are being sent out to hunt for prospective mates.

How tall are you?
5’3 5’4 also known as short

Can I talk to you?
Just don’t scare me

Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Keep paws on top layer of clothing… that means you, otters…

Are you nice?
I’ve been told I am

Are you cliquey?
Sorry I’m not clicker trained

Are you fursuiting?
Yes

Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
The horsy suit

Can I try on your suit?
I’ve been known to allow furs to try on the head.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call out Mollie, Puppy, Pup, Offer treats, Tug on sleeve, Jingle car keys

Do you take commissions?
I’m not sure why people would want my work but if you ask I could probably jot something down

Will you have an artist ally table?
No

Dealers den?
Nope

Panels?
I hope to take one or two in.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Maybe

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
Sure I don’t really dance outside of suit

Can I buy you drinks?
So long as you haven’t drugged it. Human keeper will be very angry if she has to cease all boozing to go and save me.

Do you attend parties?
I find my way to a couple at a few cons

Can I take your picture?
If I’m in suit yes. Outside you have to catch me first.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun