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Im Bored, Im Broke, $5 Commissions anyone?
Posted 12 years agoI have an entire day to myself and I want to make some money.
So... I'm willing to take a day to draw $5 sketch commissions today. I want to start saving up for an Intuos 5 Medium tablet by Wacom.
So leave a comment if you want me to draw for you...
I would also appreciate if you promote me. If I get about 10 commissions, then I'll stream my commissions all day today.
So... I'm willing to take a day to draw $5 sketch commissions today. I want to start saving up for an Intuos 5 Medium tablet by Wacom.
So leave a comment if you want me to draw for you...
I would also appreciate if you promote me. If I get about 10 commissions, then I'll stream my commissions all day today.
ONE MORE SLOT LEFT!!!
Posted 12 years agoGet an innocent icon done by 
FluffyFennecx3 GO! NOOOOOOOOW!!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4867164
FluffyFennecx3 GO! NOOOOOOOOW!!!http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4867164
Twitter, Tumblr, and Facebook anyone?
Posted 12 years agoLeave a comment here with your name if have an account on any of these.
I'm Back with a special surprise...
Posted 12 years agoIt's been a good 4 - 5 months since I've been truly active on FA, it feels like ages. I have 3 parts to this journal so enjoy...
1. Update in My Personal Life
I started recording Let's Plays with my friends that I have yet to complete, took a break from art to get academic and extracurricular work finished, and enjoying the company of my friends and family. I also got a new hairstyle that I'm loving a lot (I'm getting a lot of looks and appraisal!!!). Just back from Colossalcon 12 and had a blast, including the fact that I met 2 new furiends. This year has given me the opportunity to make multiple costumes and props (Though still no FURSUIT!!!) and I've come to realize how much fun it can be. I am now an Old Man because my 18th birthday was May 26th, which so happened to be my High School Graduation. Which brings me to...
2. Paypal and Business
I am now legally allowed to use my Paypal account to receive money, which will help immensely in college. Meaning I'll be opening $1-15 all summer long to raise up for tuition and other stuff. I will also be accepting donations from everyone who's willing to do so. The name of the business is "Labrawolf Multimedia Studio". The idea is to experiment with different forms of media, mainly art, video, photography, 3D modeling, and crafts. Lastly...
3. College
I am enrolled at Kent State University, which I here has a decent amount of furs close by so I hope to meet them. Of course I have to live on campus, which is kind of scary since I'm leaving home to start building the foundation of my life, but luckily I'm rooming with an old friend from grade school. I also here Kent is a party school, which is gonna be very interesting to watch what happens.
So yeah, life is great, I'm thrilled to finally start doing commissions, and I look forward to meeting more furiends. On a side note for furries that live in Cleveland, OH: WE HAVE OUR OWN CONVENTION CENTER!!! I pray that there are Anime, Entertainment, and Furry Conventions held there. We could use some...
Anyways, Check my commissions page and send me a note or email saying you would like to commission or donate to me.
Myke The Labrawolf
1. Update in My Personal Life
I started recording Let's Plays with my friends that I have yet to complete, took a break from art to get academic and extracurricular work finished, and enjoying the company of my friends and family. I also got a new hairstyle that I'm loving a lot (I'm getting a lot of looks and appraisal!!!). Just back from Colossalcon 12 and had a blast, including the fact that I met 2 new furiends. This year has given me the opportunity to make multiple costumes and props (Though still no FURSUIT!!!) and I've come to realize how much fun it can be. I am now an Old Man because my 18th birthday was May 26th, which so happened to be my High School Graduation. Which brings me to...
2. Paypal and Business
I am now legally allowed to use my Paypal account to receive money, which will help immensely in college. Meaning I'll be opening $1-15 all summer long to raise up for tuition and other stuff. I will also be accepting donations from everyone who's willing to do so. The name of the business is "Labrawolf Multimedia Studio". The idea is to experiment with different forms of media, mainly art, video, photography, 3D modeling, and crafts. Lastly...
3. College
I am enrolled at Kent State University, which I here has a decent amount of furs close by so I hope to meet them. Of course I have to live on campus, which is kind of scary since I'm leaving home to start building the foundation of my life, but luckily I'm rooming with an old friend from grade school. I also here Kent is a party school, which is gonna be very interesting to watch what happens.
So yeah, life is great, I'm thrilled to finally start doing commissions, and I look forward to meeting more furiends. On a side note for furries that live in Cleveland, OH: WE HAVE OUR OWN CONVENTION CENTER!!! I pray that there are Anime, Entertainment, and Furry Conventions held there. We could use some...
Anyways, Check my commissions page and send me a note or email saying you would like to commission or donate to me.
Myke The Labrawolf
Let's Plays Anyone?
Posted 13 years agoSo a few of my friends and I are gonna start a "Let's Play/Play Through" channel on Youtube where we play storyline and party games while putting commentary with it. And there may be a small counter for every time we say F*€K in every single video. (I know, we're very bad children. XD) I may also start my own channel on the side for games I personally enjoy playing either by myself or with a couple of furiends. This I'll give me the chance to practice "Picture-in-Picture" effects and different style titles. This will also give me a chance to try livestreaming on twitch.tv. I think this is gonna be fun, but I want your input on it. What games would you like for us to play? Would you like to be a guest appearance online? What's your XBL Gamertag/PSN Username/ Wii or Wii U Friend Code? Are there any consoles you would like for us to play/review/have/send to us?
On a side note, I should be posting some recent sketches I've done sooner. So watch out for a small art dump in the near future. I'm getting better at muscularity, but I still need to practice my poses.
On a side note, I should be posting some recent sketches I've done sooner. So watch out for a small art dump in the near future. I'm getting better at muscularity, but I still need to practice my poses.
Raythe dared to do this...
Posted 13 years agoCOMMENT AND I'LL
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal
Now I Can Officially Say Goodbye to 2012!!!
Posted 13 years agoBecause All Of My Trades Are DONE!!! Thank goodness I finally got some legitimate free time and inspiration to finish these pics. They were very fun and perfectly time consume on days where I wanted to get some "R n' R".
Now it's time to start a new trade list!
I think this time I'm gonna try to do animated Pixel Icons. I'm not sure if I want to do Full-body or Character Status like the icon of
stagor55. If I do make the full body icons, I may use them in a project for my Game Programming course in school.
In any case, trades anyone? This time I'm only allowing one per fur regardless if they advertise me in a journal to save time on the wait of getting them done. TRADE AWAY!
Now it's time to start a new trade list!
I think this time I'm gonna try to do animated Pixel Icons. I'm not sure if I want to do Full-body or Character Status like the icon of
stagor55. If I do make the full body icons, I may use them in a project for my Game Programming course in school.In any case, trades anyone? This time I'm only allowing one per fur regardless if they advertise me in a journal to save time on the wait of getting them done. TRADE AWAY!
New Year Resolution(s)?
Posted 13 years agoThis seems more like a bucket list. Whatever...
1. Get a full ride to college by applying for as scholarships as possible, maybe even some money leftover.
2. Expand my game collection and accessories.
3. Strengthen my upper body.
4. Make some technological upgrades. (ipod, drawing tablet, camera, game capture and more!)
5. FINISH MY FURSUIT!!! [>:( damn You JOANN FABRICS]
6. Reconnect with 2nd half of family.
7. Buy a 12 hole Ocarina of Time.
8. Get my braces off my teeth.
9. Finish Majora's Mask.
10. Remix a song for the first time.
I'm pretty sure I'm only gonna accomplish about 50% of this list. Yep.
1. Get a full ride to college by applying for as scholarships as possible, maybe even some money leftover.
2. Expand my game collection and accessories.
3. Strengthen my upper body.
4. Make some technological upgrades. (ipod, drawing tablet, camera, game capture and more!)
5. FINISH MY FURSUIT!!! [>:( damn You JOANN FABRICS]
6. Reconnect with 2nd half of family.
7. Buy a 12 hole Ocarina of Time.
8. Get my braces off my teeth.
9. Finish Majora's Mask.
10. Remix a song for the first time.
I'm pretty sure I'm only gonna accomplish about 50% of this list. Yep.
My age Meme
Posted 13 years agoBorrowing from :
malixwar
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total: 25
Real age: 17
malixwar[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total: 25
Real age: 17
I'M BACK!!!
Posted 13 years agoI finally got some free time over Christmas Break, so I'm going to FINALLY FINISH MY F!@KING TRADES!!! GAWD D@MM!T!!!
Yes, I'm actually taking a break from drawing at a moment to update my progress on everyone's pictures. I'm following the list below to stay organized, it makes my life easier. Stay Tune for new Scraps pictures soon.
Yes, I'm actually taking a break from drawing at a moment to update my progress on everyone's pictures. I'm following the list below to stay organized, it makes my life easier. Stay Tune for new Scraps pictures soon.
Sandy, You B!+€H!!!
Posted 13 years agoI live next to Lake Erie where most of the time we don't normally get uber bad weather. But apparently Hurricane Sandy hates trees, therefore i had no power. On top of that, my school loves to give their students assignments that require you to have internet access (i'll let you fill in that blank). Since this power outage 12 hours exactly to fix, and our houses have indoor runoff water sump pumps, MY F*€K!NK BASEMENT FLOODED!!! Now we have to do an insurance claim to replace a few things(hopefully i get a new computer) and clean up the basement (something i need to do for a while). Also i had to call off work today(which im glad i did) because my car was trapped in the garage. So all in all, this day was sh!tty. I accomplished nothing except saving our electronics. F*€K ME!!!
Art Raffle By Atherra
Posted 13 years ago
atherraWho's a fan of the Jet Set/Grind Radio series
Posted 13 years agoI've been so psyched about getting the remake for XBLA (Xbox Live Arcade) I just wanted see how many of my watchers remember it.
PANCAKES!!!
Posted 13 years agoAre what im nomming as i type this...
FA back online...
Posted 13 years agoNow that we're all back, we call return to our daily chatting, drawing, streaming, and fursuiting. Here's my progress:
1. ACT's are f$:&ing over finally.
2. I've hand sketching most of my trades and gifts
3. I have couple trades ready to post as soon as my internet works properly on my pc.
4. I working on getting a fursuit made with the help of friends and family.
5. Playing DJ Hero 2.
I'd like for all the people who haven't posted their trade to send me a note on your progess.
1. ACT's are f$:&ing over finally.
2. I've hand sketching most of my trades and gifts
3. I have couple trades ready to post as soon as my internet works properly on my pc.
4. I working on getting a fursuit made with the help of friends and family.
5. Playing DJ Hero 2.
I'd like for all the people who haven't posted their trade to send me a note on your progess.
For Those Who Watch Me That Make Fursuits
Posted 13 years agoWhat Are The Best, Average, and/or Cheapest Materials To Use For Making Fursuits? I've been wanting a fursuit for awhile now and knowing how much they are to buy one, I'd rather just make it myself (with help from friends). Also, what are some good tutorials for making a fursuit (canine fursuit head w/ moving jaw and follow-me eyes prefered)? If You would make pieces and parts of a fursuit for art from, I would be SO HAPPY to do so.
So Comment Below:
1. Tutorials for Fursuits
2. Materials for Fursuits
Help Me... PPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZ!?!?!?
So Comment Below:
1. Tutorials for Fursuits
2. Materials for Fursuits
Help Me... PPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZ!?!?!?
Wanna Chat?
Posted 13 years agoI'm in school and was just wondering if anyone want to talk.
BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!...Freebie
Posted 13 years ago
lunamoonglade is doing free headshots to warm up to her new tablet.Click here to get a spot -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3783252/
HELP ME!!!
Posted 13 years agoI'm trying to change my name on facebook, and i never came up with a last name for my fursona Myke. I don't want to use my real last name because there are too many people withmy irl last name. Anyone have any suggestive last names?
Here's some interesting facts to know about me:
I'm a gamer
I'm Black, White, Native American, and Swedish
I Love Music
I'm Very Adventurous
I Love Cooking (Especially Breakfast)
So yeah maybe that might help. Here are some visuals of my fursona:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7084538/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7908469/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8558321/
Here's some interesting facts to know about me:
I'm a gamer
I'm Black, White, Native American, and Swedish
I Love Music
I'm Very Adventurous
I Love Cooking (Especially Breakfast)
So yeah maybe that might help. Here are some visuals of my fursona:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7084538/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7908469/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8558321/
For Trade Participant Only...
Posted 13 years agoI'm currently in the process of finishing all that i owe. It's taking me furever because i just got back to school and I'm in an ACT Prep Course. I should be done with everything by the beginning of September. Thank you for your patience.
Trade Stream
Posted 13 years agoNow That I've tested both Livestream and Join.me, I will be working on the trades starting Thursday afternoon.
Those who have agreed to trade with shall recieve a link through notes, as well as friends that i feel are acceptable. If you want to have some other friends join you, send me their usernames and make sure they're watching me. I'm only saying this because there have been numerous accounts of trolling and identity fraud on other streams.
Those who have agreed to trade with shall recieve a link through notes, as well as friends that i feel are acceptable. If you want to have some other friends join you, send me their usernames and make sure they're watching me. I'm only saying this because there have been numerous accounts of trolling and identity fraud on other streams.
Free T-Shirt Raffle By Catguice
Posted 13 years agoAnother T-shirt Raffle Brought to you by 
catguice.
Click Here To Enter -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3809479/
catguice.Click Here To Enter -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3809479/
A Fur Needs Some Practice...
Posted 13 years ago
norsepaw-studio wants to practice a glow technique and is having a raffle for your fursona to be featured in.Click Here For More Details -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3693792/
I Got My TABLET!!! :D 83 OMG
Posted 13 years agoI decided to get the Wacom Bamboo Capture that I found for $65.00 on Ebay. It works perfectly and I can't wait to use it. Leave A Comment On The Journal Below If You Want To Trade With Me.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3675346/
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http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3675346/
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This Meme is Hilarious...
Posted 13 years agoDear 
martog
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer In your closet and I saw you Carve your initials into The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning your Your balls but keeping Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
~
mykethelabrawolf
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
Try It Out!
martogI don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer In your closet and I saw you Carve your initials into The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning your Your balls but keeping Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
~
mykethelabrawolfHow to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
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