I wasted a lot of my life on the net, so I'm killing it. I'm 21, and I can't balance things out properly so I'm going to go focus on school and well, years 21-death. lol. Maybe one day I'll come back. But I'm giving my characters to Secret. She'll take over my work on my little town. And I'm gone. I'll miss ya guys, but, I really need to make something of myself and I can't do it with the distractions of the net. Best way to quit an addiction is to kill it quickly :P in my case, at least.


Well, I hope the best for you all ^.^ Good luck. Don't drop out, say no to drugs, careful at furcons, and NEVER throw up on the side of the road in your fursuit. Might get mistaken for a coyote and shot. *nods* :P Bai! *waves*

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Ap.....die-295183.jsp
Can someone send me this by email? I can crop it and everything, I just can printscreen and it's anti-rightclick. Ish for Secret.

edit: email is JakeDeeWolf[at]yahoo.com

Soft:

How many people have you had a crush on? Less than 10

How many people have you hugged? A lot

How many people have you kissed? 3

How many people have you daydreamed about?[b] Too many to count

How many people of the above questions are on FA? Um a few lol


Medium:

How many people have you made out with? 0

How many have you thought about naked? Haha, plenty

How many people have you thought about having sex with? A few

How many serious relationships have you been in? Um. Serious meaning?

How many times have you thought about having sex? Er, horny ass virgin here. Take a guess

How many people on the questions above are on FA? a couple


Hard:

Have you ever masturbated? Ja

If so how often? Now and again

If so what type was it? ...paw i guess...

How many times have you had sex? None.

What is your favorite position? Don't know from experiance but fond of doggy style

Have you ever been interested in the same sex? Gay guy here

Have you ever had an orgasm? No grand finales but, one or two

so, yeah

Okay, so, I'm probably gonna be slaughtered by my best friend, but I accepted. I'm now mated to a blond haired, blue eyed, ex-military, 22 year old from Sierra Vista, AZ.

So, yeah, *randomness*. Wish me luck

This guy I knew back when I was going to church... I had a huge crush on him. Smart as fuck, funny, cute, a nature guy. All around perfect, really. He brought me camping. He dated my best friend for a couple weeks which was spent with him away camping. The day he got back he broke it off and broke her heart... I tried shutting off my feelings for him the second he asked her out in I, Robot or whatever that movie is with Will Smith and the robots. He also brought me to his Grad night at Disney Land, to Yosimite to camp and hike but my fat ass got blisters under every toe, and he took me to 6 flags for my birfday/christmas a year or two ago (bad memory is bad). I haven't heard from him since 6 flags, until today.

Now he's saying he almost asked me out. He says he still likes me. Said a lot of nice things... I like hearing it, but at the same time I can't help but feel like he's lieing. It's hard to tell. I've heard nice things before, dated the guy, and found out a lil later he just wanted my friend back.

I'm struggling right now cause I can't tell if he's genuine or if he's just like Alex... idk. And even if he's genuine, could I break the friendship rule, never date your best friend forever's ex...? :P a third time, that is. idk... I'm so confused, I actually feel tears, which is even more confusing cause I don't cry unless I laugh really hard.

And, like, holy shit, he just asked me out.....

So, I wanna apply at this stable job, tending to horses, but I have to be able to lift 75 pounds. I have issues lifting 20 pounds. o.o

What's the fastest way to build arm muscles?







You know what. scratch this.... The job is in Boise, Idaho. WTF is it doing in a Cali ad????
Assholes getting my hopes up >.< lol

I gots me Sake. Haven't tried it yet though. Waiting for everyone to be ready to drink some wif me. lol.
But yeah, I'm now 21 years old.

Happy Daybefore! And cause I doubt I'll make it on tomorrow, Merry Christmas <3

My birfday is on the 28th. I'll be officially 21. I have requested a sexy australian massuer that gives happy endings :P But yeah, I'ma have to put my footpaw down and insist that I will NOT get drunk off my ass. I'm not a huge fan of alcohol in the first place.
Really, I'm disappointed I haven't had an official job yet. Wewt for being a failure in life *waves oh yay flag* lol.

And, yeah, I'm sick. Head cold. Though it's starting to mess with my stomach a bit. Just not hungry at all and when I ate I had to concentrate on keeping it down. >.< All because kids came over with their coughing and sneezing around me and my drink. *litterally cought the oldest kid(7years old) breathing into my cup* god kids annoy me. ^.^

We are officially in the new house. It's amazing. I love it. I don't ever wanna leave it. Well, unless it's to move outta state :P. Hopefully it will snow *crosses fingers*

But really, I'm happy to have internet back. And I have a tv in my room now *wags tail* No more missing NCIS! Lol. Oh, and I'm in the middle of sorta drawring Mystery's bar. :P Yes, I cheated and used edges to make my lines but it's the content that counts, not my skill :P


So yeah, theres my update. lol. See ya'll sooon. <3

Oh. My. God. They were fucking AMAZING. I saw a pirated version of it online last night so it was a bit... well, they video recorded it, so the quality was shitty. but, holy shit they were awesome. I was very pouty they didn't show them that often but I mean... holy shit they were fucking awesome!!! If only I could get Mystery into the pack. :P he'd give Sam some competition in the black wolf category :P :P

I hope they show more of them the next movie. They REALLY need to show more of them. They're the only reason I'm all "squee twilight series" lol.

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=6417321&l=100000085

Now that I have your attention :p I didn't really, but it was quite funny.
Got a loan so we could have thanksgiving dinner, right? Well, we went to Sonic's cause, hell, why not? We handed over one of the hundred dollar bills we were given and then chowed down on our food while they made the food we ordered for the two that didn't come with us. After a while, a rather cute guy came out and said "Hi. I'm sorry for the inconveniance, but this bill is fake and we have to report it to the police."
My response: O.O wha? ....we got it from these guys *holds up reciept*

So we call the people, talk to them they say it's out of they're hands. Thus, we sit and wait for the cops to arrive. I'm just like "haha, fuckin figures :P" After moving close to the door and sitting for a bit, the guy comes back out and says he's going to the bank to get the bill checked officially before he calls the cops. So we chill out on the chairs and suck down our Mocha java shake thinger and wait his return. When he gets back, he says "Took three people before they took it in back and found out it's not fake, it's just old." He changed it at the bank for a new one, and ended our problem. yay.

:P so, I ALMOST had a fake bill "holy shit" moment. lol.

I let mum and ken use my comp as of late, and now, my volume control does not appear in my toolbar. both of them swear up and down that they don't mess with settings.... but I went to properties and the -volume- option is grey and won't allow me to select. :(

anyone know how to fix that?

Hi. My name is Jake, and, I've been an Adam Lambert fan for... *checks watch* five minutes.


LOL. The song that did it is the controversy one. If you heard of it (or can find it on youtube, it's the AMA one they're spazzing about cause he did things millions of other artists have done before :P)
God, I love this song. :P Specialy the "Hurt ya real good." *grins* at least ONE of you will understand why I love that line. lol.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9wAFmfhpmU
So hot
Out the box
Can we pick up the pace?
Turn it up,
Heat it up
I need to be entertained
Push the limit
Are you with it?
Baby, don't be afraid
I'ma hurt 'ya real good, baby

Let's go
It's my show
Baby, do what I say
Don't trip off the glitz
That I'm gonna display
I told ya
I'ma hold ya down until you're amazed
Give it to ya 'til you're screaming my name

No escaping when I start
Once I'm in I own your heart
There's no way you'll ring the alarm
So hold on until it's over

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do?
'Cause it's about to get rough for you
I'm here for you entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
'Ya thought an angel swept you off ya feet
But I'm about to turn up the heat
I'm here for your entertainment

It's alright
You'll be fine
Baby, I'm in control
Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes
Not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'ma work it 'til you're totally blown

No escaping when I start
Once I'm in I own your heart
There's no way you'll ring the alarm
So hold on until it's over

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do?
'Cause it's about to get rough for you
I'm here for you entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
'Ya thought an angel swept ya off your feet
Well I'm about to turn up the heat
I'm here for your entertainment

Oh oh... mmmm
Entertainment...
Oh oh... Oh entertainment...
I'm here for your entertainment...

Oooohhh...
Do you like what you see?
Wooooaaaahhhh...
Let me entertain 'ya tell you screeaaam

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do?
'Cause it's about to get rough for you
I'm here for you entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet (bet ya thought)
'Ya thought an angel swept ya off your feet
Well I'm about to turn up the heat (turn up the heat)
I'm here for your entertainment

Abby got cut today. She was REALLY restless, so I let her out back... she spazzed all over the yard for a while, dug in the mud (the faucet thingymabob leaks so theres a huge puddle) and then came up and laid on the porch. I was eating so I just watched her. After a moment I notice... HOLY SHIT SHE'S BLEEDING. Her paw was cut. It stopped after making a couple of small tiny puddles, and it didn't bleed again. I rinsed her down out in front and it didn't bleed when I let the water run on her paw.

The outcome? She's nice and soft now.... o.O And crashed out on the floor. Can't wait till we move. I'm sure the new yard is safer. *nods* It's in a nice area, not ghettoass like this place.



Oh..... did I tell ya'll? I'm moving again. Nice big ass house that's renting for rather cheap. :P
Three bed, living and dining, nice kitchen, "bonus room", massive hallway closet, fireplace, hot tub in it's own room, and a 'lookout' on the roof <3. The yard yas a nice driveway that enters on one street and exits on the other. It's got two RV driveways. It's got a little... thing.... in the backyard. A tiny spot that's paved and has a roof and... mum calls it a stage. o.O
Anyways, it's really nice. <3

The 10 most troubled states are: Arizona, California, Florida, Illinois, Michigan, Nevada, New Jersey, Oregon, Rhode Island and Wisconsin.

Other states -- including Colorado, Georgia, Kentucky, New York and Hawaii -- were not far behind.



oh yay. well hopefully they aren't listed by order cause.... I'm IN Cali. o.o ...explains why I can't get a job. *headwalls* And my "I WANNA GO TO WISCONSIN" bubble has been popped. :p So.... theres a couple places not listed that I would go to, buuuut. Idk if I can. lol. *Shrugs*

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Not-to-worry-Sammy-Sosa-is-just-rejuvenating-hi?urn=mlb,201086

idk. really. i just don't. o.o I'm sick. I blame it on the cold. *points to nose* sinus cold makes wolfy wolf loopy?

but, really.... he DOES look like he's trying to go for the Edward Cullen look. o.O he's doing it wrong. :p

on Facebook. Theres an app called Vampire Wars. And your money = blood. You get blood by: Dominate the minds of weak-willed humans and bend them to your will. Build an army of minions to help you gather fresh blood

So, I have minions. Wanna know?
I've dominated!
5 bums
3 park joggers
10 escaped mental patients
3 cops
4 highschool football teams *pets all the guys* hehe
2 blood bank nurses
1 paramedic
1 diner waitress
5 groups of NINJAS
11 mimes
24 hackers *muahahahaha*
13 college fraternaties *pulls out the paddle* I totally dominate. :P
3 psychic minions (actually I won those from the Elders)

*giggle* I like they're minions. so much fun clicking "Dominate" *always adds "the boyz"*

Quiz: 100 truths

001. Name → Jake/Mystery

002. Nickname(s) → Myst? Woofle! Puppy. Mr IDK.
003. Status → Single
004. Zodiac sign → Capricorn
005. Male or female → Male

006. Elementary → Er, the one I graduated from was Joshua Circle.
007: Middle School → Hesperia Jr. High
008. High School → Hesperia High School/Options 4 Youth/Excelsior/Mojave Adult ed/Soon to be back to Excelsior.
009. Smart → I'm said to be wise, but I'm a dumbass
010. Hair color → Black
011. Long or short → Shaggy?
012. Loud or Quiet → Typically quiet. I've been really talkative lately though. irl, which is weird. lol
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans!
014. Phone or Camera → Camera. o.o
015. Health freak → Could be with $
016. Drink or Smoke? → Neither. Hate em both. The smells and the effects and just everything. *Shudders*

017. Do you have a crush on someone? Three, actually. <3<3<3 But one is the strongest :p
018. Eating or Drinking → Drinking (CHOCOLATE MILK IS MY CRACK)
019. Piercings → Ears.
020. Tattoos → Want a paw type thing.

FIRSTS:

023. First Mate → Greg
024. First best friend → Duhhhhh, idk. o.O
025. First award → I haven't won that many, and the couple i have were a long time ago. lol
026. First crush → I think his name was Travis. Blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect body... *humps pillow*
027. First pet → Diamond (a Dalmation)
028. First big vacation → Never
030. First big birthday → No idea

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → Nothing
050. Drinking → Nothing *rocks back and forth in chocolate milk withdrawls*
052. I'm about to → Go potty
053. Listening to → Walking in Memphis
054. Plans for today → Packing. o.O

YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → NO. o.o
059. Want to get married? → Yes
060. Careers – Haven't chosen just one

WHICH IS BETTER WITH SAME SEX? ( Tyler changed it cause we could care less about the opposite sex lol)

068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → A good mixture of both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Tummy
074. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationships
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → A little of both

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Dun need em
081. Ran away from home → Nope
084. Broken someone's heart → While trying my damned hardest NOT to.
085. Been arrested → Nu. Been in cuffs though.
087. Cried when someone died → No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → No
090. Miracles → Sure
091. Love at first sight → Maybe
092. Heaven → Yes
093. Santa Claus → I love him. <3
094. Sex on the first date → Not really, no. But I've never been on an actual date.
095. Kiss on the first date → Maybe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Oh yes. Who wouldn't wanna be stuck in fucking Apple Valley, Ca?
099. Do you believe in God → Sometimes...
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? I dun tag. *yawns* If they wanna do it, they'll do it.

just through a wolf a bone, eh. just, shoot out some random piece of mystery in a doctors costume. mystery wouldn't even care if it was good. :P he'd be happy with his bone. *boneless Mystery is boneless*

I'm exhausted. More than I should be. All I wanna do is sleeeeeeeep. But I can't cause that's bad. :( This is beyond just lazy. I'm full on tired. From the time I wake up till I go to sleep. I have to force myself to stay awake until 9pm when normally I have to make myself sleep around midnight. o.O


also. agility = love.
Abby displays interest in the sport. I wanna get her into the classes but it's $100. *cry*

Dear  farleygrey
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear In your closet and I saw you Carve your initials into The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're High enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow
Mystery

*skips off to make everyone else in the house do this* :P

---

Dear (someone you spoke to recently),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)
(your name!)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - Pull the clothes off
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - Sterile
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- High

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your tongue ring

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your car
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/ . . Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber- . . fetishism. . is weird
Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore....

So, I've updated my flickr. Flickr.com/photos/secretgrimm (damn flickr won't let me change it and I'm too lazy to make a brand new one... besides, I have spiffy business cards now with the web addy on em now.) And soon there will be a shitload more pics, so go check em out eh.

Uhm, we're looking to move again. There are five different states we're looking into: Alabama, Arkansa, Mississippi, Missouri, Wisconsin. They might accept other states depending on cost of living. But if any of you see a nice, cheap house for rent, they're looking for a:
3 or more bedroom
2 or more bath
under 900 a month.
So keep an eye out if you will :p
The only specific request is that if it's in WI as close to Burlington as possible. lol.

Er, Abby got spayed today. I'm stressing but she's crashed out right now. Drugs, eh. lol.

I'm really missing Merk lol. S'been forever since we've talked.

Prefferably Burlington. I can't find any house listings for burlington WI. We're looking to move outta cali and secret n I are pushing for WI. Sooo....... if ya'll can like, find a website or something that i can go to and check out places, I'd love ya ^.^

So... I went to a powwow today... and I had a MILLION pictures on my card from it. So I put it in my card reader and.... it only.... has.... 6 pictures. SIX OUT OF OVER A HUNDRED FUCKING PICS. Bad ass pics. Amazing pics. AWESOME pics. *ready to cry* it's only a once-a-year-thing. :((

Dewd. Look at muh new icon! The amazing is doing them. They are SOOOOO CUTE! go get one *shoos ya'll towards him* :P

((btw, it should be the animated one of Myst. not the eye, though the eye is equally awesomesauce))