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so yea in case those who actually read my fa on the rare blue moon i actually use it... you know the last journal was not me my account got hacked and whoever it was was quite lame. anyways i gotta tell you about how i had the worst day ever today at work. i work in a porn store, i work the night shift from 4:30pm to 3:30am. so tonight around 8:30ish a guy buys a ticket to our movie theater, walks out less than 5 min later saying the other guy in there might be dead cuz hes not moving. my first thought is oh fuck me. so i go in there thinking it was just one of the old guys that had fallen asleep and thats why hes not moving. so i go in turn on the light and there he is.... eyes open, jaw slacked wide open.... pants and underwear around his ankles, hand over his junk and dead as michael jackson. i cant make this shit up. so i go over check for a pulse.. no pulse, check for breath, again nothing and mind you his skin is cold as hell. so i got to call 911 and spend the rest of the night with a corpse of a 80year old man in my store while waiting for the medical examiner to show then leave and wait some more till a funeral home came and wheeled his carcass out just in time for the store to close 15min later.

so remember kids if you think you had a bad day just know you didnt have to deal with a dead old guy clutching his junk.

so tonight sygg and me are sitting outside on the steps talking about all the different words and phrases you can use rape in or mod. some of these include: rape and cheese, mile high rape club, rape sword, snow white and the seven rapists, rape flavored lip balm, rape acorn, rapecream, rape salad, rape cake, rape tank, surface to rape missle, spagehti and rape balls, rape pot pie, rape chops, rapecopter, rape skates, rapeman(superman), rape olympics, rape panties, 60 rapes per hour, rapecycle, rape couch, rapemon gotta rape'em all, rapemart, rape cannon, LRC (large rapist collider), and last but not least the two i thought the funniest.......



Department of Motorized Rape

and..... this is a biggy.....


R.A.P.E - Rapists Against Pussy Elasticity


there were many more but i just cant remember them all, we spent a good 30min comeing up with alot of them

i got a second job! its a porn shop hehe.
shortest journal ever . . .

my pc is finally back online thanks to :sygg: and his efforts to get it back up. it has sucked this past 2 months with no computer but yea im really happy.

somehow fa decided to make my journal post go in as a comment, not sure how that works, just read it lol

well yesterday spawned a joyous occasion for me. well maybe not so much joyous as painful. you see i had to go to flagstaff to get a bottom left molar yanked the fuck outa my head. it took them like 3 shots of lidocain to numb me up enough that i didnt feel them digging around my face. they had to break the stupid thing into 2 pieces to get it out and one of them almost went down my throat. luckily i caught it with my tongue and pushed it up to my lips so they could grab it and promptly exclaimed "ill want that after this is done" but als that bastards didnt give it back. the rest of the delightful event went smoothly and somehow the anesthetic lasted the whole 3 odd hour trip back and didnt start wearing off till i was in line inside walmart getting my pain meds. other than that im ok just tired and lazy from pain meds :D



oph... btw... wall of text crits you for 99dmg XD

well as some of you may or may not know i will be moving in with Sygg very shortly ... as in on monday is when we are moving my crap to his place. after much strife i managed to get a transfer from the fontana target i work at(well not anymore those cunts) to a target near where the new place is in AZ. so im really really damn excited to say the least. its gonna be a big opportunity for me to try and start over with my life, not my life as a furry but as in things like forgetting my ex-wife ever fucking existed ... may she die in a fire.... and maybe doing something new with my life and what not. i will definately miss everyone i know from this state. but if anyone needs to reach me my cell number is 909 609 9404 so feel free to call or text me, my email is suck_on_my_salami[at]yahoo.com so drop me a line or IM me ya know?