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Posted 15 years agoLost my internet a little while ago, had no chances of getting on. right now I'm at a library so i need to be brief. sorry to all of you that I can't speak to. things have been plaguing my mind and my actions. I won't be on..
my health is a little better, I think, but I still have some blood problems, for those who were worried.
sorry, but i need to go.
my birthday is in a few days.. it always gets me depressed, so sorry if I am very distant.
my health is a little better, I think, but I still have some blood problems, for those who were worried.
sorry, but i need to go.
my birthday is in a few days.. it always gets me depressed, so sorry if I am very distant.
update
Posted 16 years agook, its been a long time since I've done anything anywhere..
Just to say, I'm somewhat ok. Just been really busy trying to find work and, well, get by some depressions and things that put me down. I'm still getting over the loss of my cat and dog.. I'm trying to get things on a level field with my family, I'm trying to keep my heart from stopping. yeah, it turns out me and my sister are having some heart problems.
I can't do anything strenuous without having my heart race and crush itself or something. it gets hard for me to breathe and my stomach and throat get effected as well. I don't know what the problem is, but it seems to involve my stress related problems from before. I think.
either way, I'm trying to get back to drawing. I'm really off now. I'm trying to get myself in the mood by drawing in a sketch book, but thats not turning out well.
hopefully I'll come back soon.
Just to say, I'm somewhat ok. Just been really busy trying to find work and, well, get by some depressions and things that put me down. I'm still getting over the loss of my cat and dog.. I'm trying to get things on a level field with my family, I'm trying to keep my heart from stopping. yeah, it turns out me and my sister are having some heart problems.
I can't do anything strenuous without having my heart race and crush itself or something. it gets hard for me to breathe and my stomach and throat get effected as well. I don't know what the problem is, but it seems to involve my stress related problems from before. I think.
either way, I'm trying to get back to drawing. I'm really off now. I'm trying to get myself in the mood by drawing in a sketch book, but thats not turning out well.
hopefully I'll come back soon.
Another Passing: RIP Gizmo
Posted 16 years agook.. this is getting..
anyways.. my grandmom's dog Gizmo died this morning. My uncle watched him as he took his last breath on our porch. My grandmom came into my room and woke me up as she cried and told my me and my brother.
He most likely died from old age, but my uncle thinks it must have been a disease we were unaware of. I'm not as sad as I was with Silver or Neko, I am sad because Gizmo has been with us for over 13 years now, but he was old.. this may be what is best for him.
may he rest in peace.
anyways.. my grandmom's dog Gizmo died this morning. My uncle watched him as he took his last breath on our porch. My grandmom came into my room and woke me up as she cried and told my me and my brother.
He most likely died from old age, but my uncle thinks it must have been a disease we were unaware of. I'm not as sad as I was with Silver or Neko, I am sad because Gizmo has been with us for over 13 years now, but he was old.. this may be what is best for him.
may he rest in peace.
RIP Silver
Posted 16 years agoI'm sorry to say.. but my cat died today..
he mauled by an unseen animal along with another cat. my neighbors found him and told my brother who told me..
I feel.. horrible..
I'm sorry..
he mauled by an unseen animal along with another cat. my neighbors found him and told my brother who told me..
I feel.. horrible..
I'm sorry..
Brawl and Possible Ustreaming
Posted 16 years agoOk, so I decided to try out the brawl online stuff.
so far its laggy, and some of the people I played against are very very very cheap and very low when it comes to getting a win.
No one is noble or has any spine =/ one person in our group froze, you can easily tell. that person was pretty good, played fairly and was an awesome fighter. but they froze for what ever reason. Another person who was in those matches was playing as Ike and would use the cheapest moves and would go after that player who froze. he kept using his cheap moves to get kill after kill and wouldn't even face me. i tried my best to get a good fight from him, but all he cared about was knocking that frozen player down.
Now the 4th player only used MetaKnight or Pit, and of course, would only use one or two of their moves where they would spam out their attacks. =/ now that's just annoying and shows no skill at all. well anyways, if I'm (or my brother is on) our code is 0990-0196-8049
anyways, next subject: UStreaming, should I do it or not? would anyone be interested in watching me draw? or would commission me and see what I draw? I would probably take requests and I would see about other options. I would just like some word on if its a good idea.
also, I finished fixing up my laptop after it caught a virus and I'm still getting back some of the programs I used the most. I'll be getting back to commissions as soon as i recover some files.
so far its laggy, and some of the people I played against are very very very cheap and very low when it comes to getting a win.
No one is noble or has any spine =/ one person in our group froze, you can easily tell. that person was pretty good, played fairly and was an awesome fighter. but they froze for what ever reason. Another person who was in those matches was playing as Ike and would use the cheapest moves and would go after that player who froze. he kept using his cheap moves to get kill after kill and wouldn't even face me. i tried my best to get a good fight from him, but all he cared about was knocking that frozen player down.
Now the 4th player only used MetaKnight or Pit, and of course, would only use one or two of their moves where they would spam out their attacks. =/ now that's just annoying and shows no skill at all. well anyways, if I'm (or my brother is on) our code is 0990-0196-8049
anyways, next subject: UStreaming, should I do it or not? would anyone be interested in watching me draw? or would commission me and see what I draw? I would probably take requests and I would see about other options. I would just like some word on if its a good idea.
also, I finished fixing up my laptop after it caught a virus and I'm still getting back some of the programs I used the most. I'll be getting back to commissions as soon as i recover some files.
again
Posted 16 years agook, so i was tagged by a few people at once to do this meme, I did it once before but i guess i can do it again.
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1. I usually stay up for at least 3 days straight due to insomnia and paranoia.
2. I've been sick for almost a year with different symptoms, a new record for me, considering I've usually never been sick.
3. I was asleep for about 30 hours before writing this meme.
4. my hair is now shoulder length.
5. I like to listen to music from the 70's and 80's.
6. I have never been to art school or even taken any good lessons from a professional teacher.
7. at video games my friends and family call me "the cheat" because I adapt quickly to the rules and game play and can easily kick ass with the weakest characters.
8. I still like Linkin Park and don't care if you do or not =p I'll listen to it over and over again =p
I'm not tagging anyone, because this meme has been going on forever and seriously, if you've never been tagged for this meme before then you haven't been here long enough to be known about to tag with. =p
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1. I usually stay up for at least 3 days straight due to insomnia and paranoia.
2. I've been sick for almost a year with different symptoms, a new record for me, considering I've usually never been sick.
3. I was asleep for about 30 hours before writing this meme.
4. my hair is now shoulder length.
5. I like to listen to music from the 70's and 80's.
6. I have never been to art school or even taken any good lessons from a professional teacher.
7. at video games my friends and family call me "the cheat" because I adapt quickly to the rules and game play and can easily kick ass with the weakest characters.
8. I still like Linkin Park and don't care if you do or not =p I'll listen to it over and over again =p
I'm not tagging anyone, because this meme has been going on forever and seriously, if you've never been tagged for this meme before then you haven't been here long enough to be known about to tag with. =p
Update
Posted 16 years agoFirst, I'm sorry I haven't been uploading the commissions I've been doing, but so far the people i've finished commissions for haven't responded or they haven't paid me yet. I'm still completing what I can.
Update in life: I've been really stressed out and feeling terrible. been bleeding in random places, been losing sleep and when i sleep it usually gets people angry with me or upset about it. I've been looking for work, but things keep getting screwed up. I've been doing everything I can to make everyone around me happy, but they always want more and more.
Either way, I'm still on a slight hiatus until someone can really help or give a damn to not want something out of me and instead lets me be.
ok, just a slight update. sorry for the delays.
Update in life: I've been really stressed out and feeling terrible. been bleeding in random places, been losing sleep and when i sleep it usually gets people angry with me or upset about it. I've been looking for work, but things keep getting screwed up. I've been doing everything I can to make everyone around me happy, but they always want more and more.
Either way, I'm still on a slight hiatus until someone can really help or give a damn to not want something out of me and instead lets me be.
ok, just a slight update. sorry for the delays.
Static
Posted 16 years agoCommission Progress: will still be finished in time.
Life distractions. Helping people.. losing people.
Gone.
I won't be back.. at least not for a while. I'll still communicate with those I owe commissions to. I will finish them. They will be my last pieces of art.
Life distractions. Helping people.. losing people.
Gone.
I won't be back.. at least not for a while. I'll still communicate with those I owe commissions to. I will finish them. They will be my last pieces of art.
Attention: Biggest Commission Yet!
Posted 16 years agoOk, quick run through, sorry for the second journal of the night/day but a close friend 
jespah is in need of money, fast.
I am now saying this, I am willing to do clean bust art or pics of your character for 5$ US. for now, but with the help of
looqdrake I can be able to do a full out color piece of the biggest orgy yet to come to FA. Slots will be 15$ US. to enter. You can choose between me and Looq who will draw your character and we will have them in an orgy of up to 40 characters. Yes that's right, 40. we need to fill in 40 slots and make at least 500$ US.
please help us and support Jespah he needs the money. I'm still doing the other commissions and will work on them as fast as I can. Please Help out, we appreciate it.
EDIT: I also draw straight and female stuff, its rare but i still will draw it, i will draw anything you want! so you can join in the 40 person pic or ask for an individual pic!
This is a rare thing and it will be hard to do but we will try our best in creating this 40 person pic. Slots are open now.
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jespah is in need of money, fast. I am now saying this, I am willing to do clean bust art or pics of your character for 5$ US. for now, but with the help of
looqdrake I can be able to do a full out color piece of the biggest orgy yet to come to FA. Slots will be 15$ US. to enter. You can choose between me and Looq who will draw your character and we will have them in an orgy of up to 40 characters. Yes that's right, 40. we need to fill in 40 slots and make at least 500$ US. please help us and support
Jespah he needs the money. I'm still doing the other commissions and will work on them as fast as I can. Please Help out, we appreciate it.EDIT: I also draw straight and female stuff, its rare but i still will draw it, i will draw anything you want! so you can join in the 40 person pic or ask for an individual pic!
This is a rare thing and it will be hard to do but we will try our best in creating this 40 person pic. Slots are open now.
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Attention: Thank You.
Posted 16 years agoAttention, Furries: my Hair is Thanking You!
Ok, update on things. My cat is doing better, though he may be an idiot. I still owe money and if the person who paid says I don't I will punch him in the arm.
I still have to pay back money and the commissions you all are asking for are really helping me out. Thank you all. I really appreciate it. I still need to get some payments done for things so I'm still taking commissions though I have 5 I need to do right now ^^;
I am also going to give away 2 free pics if someone can find me a certain song. I've tried and looked all over for it but I can't find it anymore >_< if you can make the song then thats a lot easier for you =p but the song I want is a mixture of FF7 and FF8's epic theme music: One-Winged Angel and Liberi Fatali.
I don't mean one song playing and then the other plays after it, I mean they're mixed well and can sync perfectly. I will draw what you want and put effort into it =p
Other side note, I've been feeling a bit sick but I should be ok. Sorry I take so long with commissions and trades.
Thank You everyone. I will also hold a contest for who ever can get a pic of my 100,000th page view =p i will draw the biggest pic to who ever gets me there first ^^
Ok, update on things. My cat is doing better, though he may be an idiot. I still owe money and if the person who paid says I don't I will punch him in the arm.
I still have to pay back money and the commissions you all are asking for are really helping me out. Thank you all. I really appreciate it. I still need to get some payments done for things so I'm still taking commissions though I have 5 I need to do right now ^^;
I am also going to give away 2 free pics if someone can find me a certain song. I've tried and looked all over for it but I can't find it anymore >_< if you can make the song then thats a lot easier for you =p but the song I want is a mixture of FF7 and FF8's epic theme music: One-Winged Angel and Liberi Fatali.
I don't mean one song playing and then the other plays after it, I mean they're mixed well and can sync perfectly. I will draw what you want and put effort into it =p
Other side note, I've been feeling a bit sick but I should be ok. Sorry I take so long with commissions and trades.
Thank You everyone. I will also hold a contest for who ever can get a pic of my 100,000th page view =p i will draw the biggest pic to who ever gets me there first ^^
Attention: Important
Posted 16 years agoMy cats nose is bleeding and I still didn't make enough to pay for him to get to a vet so please please please can anyone help me?
I am willing to draw anything for $5 so please people commission me or something.. I'm worried about my cat badly.. and i really want to help him.. so please commission me..
I am willing to draw anything for $5 so please people commission me or something.. I'm worried about my cat badly.. and i really want to help him.. so please commission me..
My Cat
Posted 16 years agoIs badly hurt and I'm really worried for him..
that the update in my life.
that the update in my life.
Nostalgia at its finest!
Posted 16 years agoOk, first I gotta say I'm trying to work on commissions and trades, sorry for the long wait.
Second, if you are a fan of old video games or old movies you watched as a kid or when you were younger, I suggest watching AVGN: The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Nostalgia Critic/Chick.
they review old games and systems, or old movies you may have enjoyed as a child.
it hilarious and its creative and reminds us of our past.
you can watch their videos at:
www.cinemasacre.com
and
www.thatguywiththeglasses.com
I say go their and watch and you might find something you enjoy ^^
also I suggest checking out these artists:
kuraggo his style is clean and cute and he's really good =3 he's pretty new so show him some love ^^
also
philadeldog he's partially new to the FA scene but he has a pretty good style and needs some love too. he has a unique mixture in his style and one of the few to actually get me interested in hood dogs.
check them out!
Second, if you are a fan of old video games or old movies you watched as a kid or when you were younger, I suggest watching AVGN: The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Nostalgia Critic/Chick.
they review old games and systems, or old movies you may have enjoyed as a child.
it hilarious and its creative and reminds us of our past.
you can watch their videos at:
www.cinemasacre.com
and
www.thatguywiththeglasses.com
I say go their and watch and you might find something you enjoy ^^
also I suggest checking out these artists:
kuraggo his style is clean and cute and he's really good =3 he's pretty new so show him some love ^^also
philadeldog he's partially new to the FA scene but he has a pretty good style and needs some love too. he has a unique mixture in his style and one of the few to actually get me interested in hood dogs. check them out!
People
Posted 16 years agoTo everyone who is going around and deleting things the second they post them up:
STOP IT!! stop fucking wasting our fucking space and time!
also:
STOP fucking changing accounts just because you want to change your name or because you want someone to stop bothering you! it's fucking annoying!!
I know you have a right to delete your stuff if you feel sad because of some stupid crap, but seriously at least wait till its set in not the second it was posted! god damn...
EDIT:
stop complaining about other fetishes god dammit!! if you do not like it stop looking at it!!!
STOP IT!! stop fucking wasting our fucking space and time!
also:
STOP fucking changing accounts just because you want to change your name or because you want someone to stop bothering you! it's fucking annoying!!
I know you have a right to delete your stuff if you feel sad because of some stupid crap, but seriously at least wait till its set in not the second it was posted! god damn...
EDIT:
stop complaining about other fetishes god dammit!! if you do not like it stop looking at it!!!
K THX
Posted 16 years agoI won't be talking about myself anymore =3
K THX BAI
K THX BAI
Search Engine rick rolld me
Posted 16 years agoyup. I was randomly searching things to check out the search engine, and it Rick Roll'd me..
I would be pissed if that song actually wasn't catchy and pretty ok. =p
I would be pissed if that song actually wasn't catchy and pretty ok. =p
Commissions, contest and Updates
Posted 16 years agoOk, so I'm going to be taking commissions now, but this time I'll be doing inked digital work for super low prices =3
I've lost my job and desperately need cash to feed the hordes of this house. So for now on I will be doing commissions for the prices listed as below =p
Please take your time to ask me about any details in notes.
Also, a contest: who ever can color my pic http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1925602 using the proper colors on Naota and any colors for the background that fit the style and image the best will win 3 free arts =3 yes, 3, i dunno why that number. but 3.
On life note: still sick, yay. I suck. Fired. nothing else to report. Looking for possible applicants to OC with.
I've lost my job and desperately need cash to feed the hordes of this house. So for now on I will be doing commissions for the prices listed as below =p
Please take your time to ask me about any details in notes.
Also, a contest: who ever can color my pic http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1925602 using the proper colors on Naota and any colors for the background that fit the style and image the best will win 3 free arts =3 yes, 3, i dunno why that number. but 3.
On life note: still sick, yay. I suck. Fired. nothing else to report. Looking for possible applicants to OC with.
Still Alive
Posted 16 years agoYou have changed
I have changed
Just like you
Just like you
For how long
For how long
Must I wait
I know there's something wrong
Your concrete heart isn't beating
And you tried to
Make it come alive
No shadows
Just red lights
Now I'm here to rescue you
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize, no
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize, no
So silent
No violence
But inside my head
So loud and clear
You're screaming
You're screaming
Cover up with a smile I've learned to fear
Just sunshine
And blue sky
That's just how it goes
For living here
Come fire
Come fire
Let it burn and love come racing through
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize no
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize no
I've learned to lose
I've learned to win
I've turned my face against the wind
I will move fast
I will move slow
Take me where I have to go
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize no
I have changed
Just like you
Just like you
For how long
For how long
Must I wait
I know there's something wrong
Your concrete heart isn't beating
And you tried to
Make it come alive
No shadows
Just red lights
Now I'm here to rescue you
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize, no
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize, no
So silent
No violence
But inside my head
So loud and clear
You're screaming
You're screaming
Cover up with a smile I've learned to fear
Just sunshine
And blue sky
That's just how it goes
For living here
Come fire
Come fire
Let it burn and love come racing through
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize no
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize no
I've learned to lose
I've learned to win
I've turned my face against the wind
I will move fast
I will move slow
Take me where I have to go
Oh I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I can't apologize no
I guess
Posted 16 years agoI think.. I'm going to quit.
no, I'm not doing this to get attention, I would do things more quietly and disappear, but
tseng39 once said if i were to go away to at least tell him
so.. yeah, I guess this is just my 2 weeks notice. until i regain what it was that kept me here, or to motivate me.
I think i prefer to do this here because then I won't go to certain people and tell them about it, only to have them think it's some sort of thing to get attention from them. it isn't.
Plus if I do this here, it will take everyone a while, or they just won't notice it. so it wouldn't be my fault if they didn't know I was going, they're the ones who chose to delete it or ignore it.
still, all in all, I'm just saying, Good Bye for now FA.
no, I'm not doing this to get attention, I would do things more quietly and disappear, but
tseng39 once said if i were to go away to at least tell himso.. yeah, I guess this is just my 2 weeks notice. until i regain what it was that kept me here, or to motivate me.
I think i prefer to do this here because then I won't go to certain people and tell them about it, only to have them think it's some sort of thing to get attention from them. it isn't.
Plus if I do this here, it will take everyone a while, or they just won't notice it. so it wouldn't be my fault if they didn't know I was going, they're the ones who chose to delete it or ignore it.
still, all in all, I'm just saying, Good Bye for now FA.
Christmas
Posted 16 years agoSucked =3
No Christmas Art
Posted 16 years agoSorry. i was trying to get something done, I had so much fervor and fuel in me to try and get some art done for all of my friends.
I finally got the tablet to work on my new laptop, but then some shit happens and completely lose my motive my energy to draw. apparently it doesn't matter if I draw or not.
I'm really god damn pissed that when i finally get a chance to it doesn't apparently god damn matter. The one thing in my life that i've been trying to get settled in. the thing i wanna base my future off of. it doesn't matter. not cared for.
so merry fucking christmas.
I finally got the tablet to work on my new laptop, but then some shit happens and completely lose my motive my energy to draw. apparently it doesn't matter if I draw or not.
I'm really god damn pissed that when i finally get a chance to it doesn't apparently god damn matter. The one thing in my life that i've been trying to get settled in. the thing i wanna base my future off of. it doesn't matter. not cared for.
so merry fucking christmas.
saying this only once
Posted 17 years agoMy birthday is December 20th.
I expect nothing to be different from my past years. I doubt anyone will remember or even celebrate it on the exact day.
I will not mention this again. I will only say this once. I hate and love December.
I expect nothing to be different from my past years. I doubt anyone will remember or even celebrate it on the exact day.
I will not mention this again. I will only say this once. I hate and love December.
space in between my ears
Posted 17 years agoso for all those who have noticed/didn't notice/didn't care to notice/have ESP and knew ahead of time and/or is a god in some respect of the word or not:
I've been sick! yay!
in case you noticed or not that I have been gone for a little while and haven't been talking much.
not sure if it was one thing or another, but I became ill really fast. Violent head aches, vomiting, weakness in muscle structure, killing people and hiding their bodies in a closet pretending they were thieves to get the cops off your back, dizziness, and casual tendencies to hallucinate! you know the usual.
so anyways, as Glados was telling me about Ner'zhul, something came to mind, I don't know.
I'm tired and slept through most of monday. My boss as pissed at me for being sick. seriously he got angry at me for being sick.
just to show you, bad luck runs in this black cats veins =p
I've been sick! yay!
in case you noticed or not that I have been gone for a little while and haven't been talking much.
not sure if it was one thing or another, but I became ill really fast. Violent head aches, vomiting, weakness in muscle structure, killing people and hiding their bodies in a closet pretending they were thieves to get the cops off your back, dizziness, and casual tendencies to hallucinate! you know the usual.
so anyways, as Glados was telling me about Ner'zhul, something came to mind, I don't know.
I'm tired and slept through most of monday. My boss as pissed at me for being sick. seriously he got angry at me for being sick.
just to show you, bad luck runs in this black cats veins =p
Winner!
Posted 17 years agoThat was pretty fast >.>;
but from close calls and wrongs answers the winner of the contest is
I will now take this time to finish up what I can. I will also add more questions on something random in the future =3
but from close calls and wrongs answers the winner of the contest is
I will now take this time to finish up what I can. I will also add more questions on something random in the future =3
testing testing another contest!
Posted 17 years agoI know I know, I still owe people pics, I've been slowly working on them.
I won't be charging for new pics now, instead I'll just do commission from contest winners.
if you can guess 2 out of these quotes then your can win a pic from me =p and I will do my best at the pic X3 so far for those who have been following me in my art, I've never once done any pic with my full skill >:3 everything has been done in almost an hour or less. most pics are done within 20 minutes with color and inking.
I just usually get busy that keeps me from feeling the mood to draw or keeps me from getting a chance to.
so I will add my all to who ever wins these contests X3
the quotes are:
1. I swear to ass I'm going to kick your god!
2. "Do you swear to god?"
"what?"
"do you swear to god?"
"yeah sure, what ever.."
"say it."
"say what?"
"say you swear to god."
"ok: I swear to god."
"don't swear to god, swear to ME!"
3. "Cum in me if you want to live!... wait.. that wasn't what I meant.."
4. "Uhhh... what are you wearing..?"
"what's it look like?"
"It looks like you're wearing a box."
"yeah."
5. "remember, don't drink too much, you get a little handsy when drunk!"
*starts to rubs own nipples*
EDIT:
6. "I will eat your heart and crap out your soul!"
I won't be charging for new pics now, instead I'll just do commission from contest winners.
if you can guess 2 out of these quotes then your can win a pic from me =p and I will do my best at the pic X3 so far for those who have been following me in my art, I've never once done any pic with my full skill >:3 everything has been done in almost an hour or less. most pics are done within 20 minutes with color and inking.
I just usually get busy that keeps me from feeling the mood to draw or keeps me from getting a chance to.
so I will add my all to who ever wins these contests X3
the quotes are:
1. I swear to ass I'm going to kick your god!
2. "Do you swear to god?"
"what?"
"do you swear to god?"
"yeah sure, what ever.."
"say it."
"say what?"
"say you swear to god."
"ok: I swear to god."
"don't swear to god, swear to ME!"
3. "Cum in me if you want to live!... wait.. that wasn't what I meant.."
4. "Uhhh... what are you wearing..?"
"what's it look like?"
"It looks like you're wearing a box."
"yeah."
5. "remember, don't drink too much, you get a little handsy when drunk!"
*starts to rubs own nipples*
EDIT:
6. "I will eat your heart and crap out your soul!"
