This is so everyone can see what I'm working on at the moment.
My apologies if I'm kinda slow, my classes have been really killing my freetime!

Commission Thingers
- SECRET DEXTER
-Starling on IB- Lanolin & Beau, full color
- Lanolin Boobage and Xad Dickings
- SECRET DEXTER
-Starling on IB- Lanolin & Beau, full color
- SECRET DEXTER
-Sarling on IB- Lanolin & Beau, full color
Geight - Stripper Lucario
Doc Booty - Something with a fat ass!
Non-Commission Thingers
- A piece with
- Handy Monster for Pixiv
- Trade with Franthith!

On the 5th I'll be the ripe, old age of 22!
If you can spare the timr, I'd love some birthday well-wishes :3
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Commissions I'm still workin' on:
 lennud x2
 dajinn

Hey buddies, I just fixed my desktop so I'm announcing some new stuff for commissions! :D
Also I'm saving up for Anthrocon, so help a zangbutt out and get some sweet little scribbles!

What I'm doin':

HOLY FUCK STICKERS which vary on price depending on the size, but they start at $10!
Like these: Raemuz and my own.

GODDAMN CORKBOARD PINUPS for $20
Such as: This fat Cullen-cat, Boo and his tum, or these cheeky creatures.

GARBAGE-HEAP DIGITAL STUFF which start at $7
Similar to: This gross skunk, this hard-working tanuki, these butt-loving pokemon, or these jizz-laden lucario cheeks.

I can do other things too! Feel free to ask about any kind of themes, be it adult or whatever. Just send me a note, or email me at nargleflex[at]gmail.com if you're interested!

Les Slots Diabolique
1. unit52 - TF2 Stuff
2. ferilucepanpan - $7 Digital sketch, something with plenty of backside!
3. zenx49 - A little bit of a trade, eh wot
4.The lovely  spaceophelia - Fergie stole the cookies from the cookie jar
5.Also  spaceophelia - TOP SECRET
6.  dajinn - Something with Nickie and a penis!

You can find me over there, and I'll eventually be putting up some exclusive stuff! :0

https://www.weasyl.com/profile/nargle

Ahoy hoy all you animal-heads! Things have been a bit up and down since Anthrocon, though I've made a ton of new friends and done a whole lot of art since then. I've even done a trade with a buddy of mine in Japan! I totally owe him more art in the future.

So yeah, here's my price guide:

Sketches: $5 check this out
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Inks: $10 here's some of these
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Flat Color: $15 also these
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Full Color: $?? I have no clue, it depends on what's going on in the picture, really! These take me super long! D:

Oh, and the queue!

1. NOTHING
I've got  lennud's two sketches done, uploading them once I get access to my scanner again!

WAIT A SEC
I have a tumblr! Check out all the worthless scraps I befuddle myself with!
http://nargleflex.tumblr.com/

Let's chill out together and talk about bugs. I'll probably be hanging out at Nate's table in the artist alley, or at the zoo ruining sketchbooks with a bunch of miscreants such as  nemo and  zippiner

Also, my badge name is fantastic, but I won't spoil it on this journal!

Also, commissions are still open, though anything after  Lennud's two inks will have to wait til after AC.

Speaking of queues:
 Lennud - 2x inks
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 philodidelphis - 1 free sketch
 lennud - 2 free sketches
 elub - for funsies trade

Hey guys, money is really tight nowadays so I'm looking at every possible way to save up some money to go to Anthrocon, so...

Buy any commission now, and I'll draw you a free sketch at Anthrocon!
What's that? Not going to AC? That's fine! I'll still draw the second sketch, it just may take a little longer to do.

ALSO I LOWERED MY PRICES! CHECK 'EM OUT!: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3245719/

My 6000 pageview milestone is coming up!
Take a screencap of the 6000th, and I'll doodle you something special, maybe even dirty!

I dunno, all the cool kids are doing it. Ask away!
[PS I am still doing commissions! Note me at any time if you're interested!]

Hey everyone! I suppose now's the time to let everyone know I'm
TAKING COMMISSIONS

This is the first time I've ever really opened these formally, so go easy on me please!
Anygay, here's my pricing:

Sketches: $3. EX: here, here, and here.

Inks: Start at $6. EX: here, here, and here.

Colors: Start at $10. EX: Over here, and here.

All my stuff at the moment is done traditionally, but once I find myself a stable computer to work on I'll begin working digitally once more!

If you'd like a commission, please send me a note!
It'll go to a good cause, I promise!


Wee Baby Queue:
1. 2x Inks
2. Free Sketch!
3. 2x Free Sketches!

TAKE A PICTURE OF MY 5000TH PAGEVIEW
and I will probably draw you something
maybe it will be dirty

I sure do love surprises!

Hey there 3DS owners! If anyone wants, send me a friend request and a note over noteswap and I'll attempt to draw your fursona, very badly, for the sake of artistic improvement!

So if you want some awesomely bad free doodles on your 3DS, send a friend request and note to: 3823-8555-6771

Seeya there!

Seriously, why can't we make up our own moods?

Edit: Is this some kind of psychosocial tool that administrators use to subversively confine us into a predetermined set of mental states, and break our complex thought patterns into a few basic "moods?"

AND HOW IS THIRSTY A MOOD
IT IS AT BEST AN ADJECTIVE

I finally got it yesterday and I'm really enjoying Ghost Recon!
Add me and be a cool bro:
3823-8555-6771

Hope we can play some games together some time!

Generally I wouldn't do this for anyone else, but this goil named  cappuccino is in need of some aid!
She's a pretty jawesome artist, and is currently taking commissions like crazy in order to hopefully pay for some unforeseen costs,
so if you feel like getting your characters drawn for an amazing price, go ahead and leave her a comment on the original journal @ http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2052999/

TL;DR Get a commission from Cappucino, dammit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c

I'm doing this dance right now, fyi.

Wow, talk about ringing in the new year with a b zang!

So I went with and to an absolutely bumpin' New Year's party, and pretty much had far too much of everything.
It started out slow, with a pretty hilarious game of shoulders and a Jack 'n Coke, and devolved quickly after a few glasses of champagne.
Who knew the bubbly could tickle the chubblies so well?
So after a few dranks, I started to open up and talk to others, all of whom were (surprisingly) very nice! I spoke with so many people, I can't even begin to remember names, gosh I am bad at that. Anygay, at some point I was accosted with some strange herbs and felt compelled to inhale, a good few times. Here is where the fun begins!

Soon after, a man proclaiming to be the future Presidenté of Paraguay sat down beside me, and spoke about playing didgeridoos. At some point, I catch a glimpse of and and we chatted for a short time. (Wish I could've talked with you guys more, by the by!) By this time, things are a little hazy. I walked for a bit, played a few games and chatted with a few strangers on little silly things; I heard talks of vuvuzelas (PS guys, it's pronounced voo-voo-ZAY-la!), leaving purses in rooms, tales of mysteriously locked doors and even heard people complaining about there being too many dicks on the dance floor. LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING, AM I RIGHT? (Nargleflex: Drunk Homosexual)

My vision was starting to go into slide-show mode, wiggy. It was sort of hard to distinguish thought from reality, so I'm not even sure if some of these later things happened. I think I had a shot with Mocha, then there was a hug, and something like a hat on my head. I felt warm, and pretty nice~ Oh, and then we had another shot, but there was no more spiced rum left. I think he grabbed a bottle of champagne and poured us both a shot, that's right, a shot of champagne. Hahaha, who cares, IT'S THE NEW YEAR, RIGHT?!

I was feeling tired and a wee bit wobbly, so I went upstairs to crash for a bit, only to be soon dragged out by none other than El Presidenté, he mumbled something about the importance of staying awake until the countdown. I was only gonna rest for like 5 minutes dude, honest!
So here comes the finale, the best of the best, what everyone was waiting for. Unfortunately for me, it was what seemed to be the worst part of the night. Here, let me give you a play by play.
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10 - At a glance, many people are drinking, guzzling their champagne and what have you
9...8... - Outside on the balcony, a hookah is getting passed around
7...6... - A glance to the left, people making out
5... - To the right, a woman much older than myself takes a wavering hit off of a pipe and stumbles backwards, spilling her drink upon the floor.
Here is where shit got real, for some reason everything took a much more sinister guise.
4...3... - On the left again, still making out. It grossed me out, to the extreme. My head is pounding from the women next to me screeching the countdown.
2... - A dude is hacking up some bad smoke, while the people around him are laughing their asses off. He looked like he was in pain, all red faced!
1... - Ka-thunk ka-thunk ka-thunk, my heartbeat has risen, and the sound is adding to my headache. My eyes are darting around and around, trying to make sure nothing crazy happens I suppose.

Hey! Everyone cheers, and the sound of fireworks crackling off in the distance brings in some nice ambiance. I step back inside to grab my last drink, and lo and behold, motherfucking El Presidenté playing his didgeridoo, stomping out some pretty fine beats. It seemed the sheer strangeness of this broke my sudden fit of sickness. I make a quick saunter towards the stairs, feeling it's about time to rest for the night, but before I could make it past the beer pong table our favorite future president stops his impromptu didge-jam to kindly extend his brofist in my direction and ask me, "You okay, bro?"
Hell yeah, I am ~FINE~
I met him with my end of the fistbump and hopped upstairs to crash.

Everything after this point isn't really worth mentioning, other than the fact that I was pleasantly warm throughout the rest of the night!
So other than the countdown, and maybe a little bit afterward, I had an absolutely amazing time. Thanks to everyone that made this possible, especially you, Presidenté, especially you.

So I think this year will be geared more towards bettering myself. I've given enough, gol-durnit! So without further ado~
RESOLUTIONS
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1. SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY Actually, don't do this.
2. Lose some weight, you FAT. (Hey, only 10 more until my target weight~)
3. Draw more, goddammit. I think during January I will try to try every other day.
4. Read a book, mostly some more classics.
5. Study more Japanese, maybe enough to actually take one of the JLPT's! I'm not far off of this actually.

WELP, HAPPY MEW YEAR

So I think I am going to make a commitment to draw something every day, in a hopeful attempt to improve my skills. I really want to familiarize myself with digital drawing, it really is so much easier and fun. I hope to one day look back on these little scribbles and laugh, but who knows how long that will be? Welp, it's time for bed for me!

Peace

Well guys, it's been a great run.
Unfortunately, today is the 31st, and thus my trip to the far east has ceased. I shall board the plane in another 14 hours, and my entire trip is flashing in front of my eyes. I feel like I didn't do enough, but I know I always get this way when a trip ends. Sigh, post-Japan depression is beginning to sink in once more. Here's to hoping I make a safe return and cross the border with all of my gross animal-people porn.

I'm gonna go chill to some Modest Mouse and hope the tears stop flowing soon. Peace.