This is just a hypothetical question because I'm currently bored. If you could, would you have sex with me? If yes, then what would you want to do?

Easily one of the best movies this year; the king is back!

Finished the first part of my novella and now I'm taking a break by writing some more gay furry smut. ^.=.^ This story will center around Michael, a young anthro shark who is heavily into the rave scene. I'm going to make this a very kinky story, so you can expect a little semi-incest, gay sex with a "straight" guy; you know, all the good stuff!

I love you guys, I really do. All my friends, family, etc. on here just make it all the more worth it coming to FA each day. Just wanted to say I appreciate everyone here. <3

http://gaminglair4all.blogspot.com/.....orce-2025.html I've finally updated my blog with another review!

So I might be getting back into drawing shortly; can anyone suggest a damn good tablet for the task?

My trip to New York has concluded and I am now back home, safe and sound. I had a great time with my mate and I look forward to a longer trip back up there in a few months. I took a few good pictures that I'll post here and to my FB account. How has everyone been since I've been gone?

Well guys at 6 am I shall be departing to New York to go visit my mate. I am looking forward to us spending time together for the first time as an engaged couple. I even painted my nails for the occasion. >.=.> Here's to a safe flight and an awesome trip! I shall bring back pictures too! Also I shall be playing Titanfall there; Dara was very generous in saying I can play it on his system. If you wanna add me on Origin then add NaruneWatercrest@gmail.com.

So I was working till closing last night and two guys came in, one with an e-cigarette, and one with a semi-thick portrait beard around his head. They notice me and randomly ask me how I would go about preparing a duck. So I'm thinking, "That's a fair question, this is a supermarket after all." I ask him what kind of duck it is and he says its a Mallard; fresh off the road. I narrow my eyes a bit and ask him to repeat what he just said, hoping that he's not possibly asking me what I think he is. He says that it is roadkill that's pretty fresh and should be good to eat. I somehow manage to keep a straight face and look this guy right in the eye before saying, "Sir, I would go ahead and cook the living hell out of this bird. Use all the spices you can, all of them." He smiled and thanked me for the advice before walking away. I was left with the profound sensation that I had met two of Duck Dynasty's fan base. For the love of the gods people; DON'T EAT ROADKILL.

To my dad specifically, my mom knows about and accept my relationship with  eternalundeath. I've always been afraid of how my dad would react as he is a pretty conservative Catholic, I've heard many horror stories of fathers flying off into rages when confronted with their son's sexuality. He took it well, surprisingly so in fact. He told me that he only wants me to be happy and careful. I misjudged how he would take it, though time will only tell if it affects his attitude towards me in a negative way. It is a relief to unburden myself of that dead weight, it's not something that will fester in the back of my mind any longer when I see him.

Literally. I was sitting down to enjoy some delicious Shepard's Pie and watch some more of the first season of Dr. Who when suddenly the damn thing tips over and spills on my lap. Holy Christ was this shit hot, I've got damn burns on my groin and legs to attest to that. I only wear boxers and a shirt when I'm at home so its not like I had any protection from the heat. x.=.x The areas are mostly healed but...ouch. Hot food and privates do not mix well.

I have one key for each of the following titles: Hard Reset- Extended Edition, Nuclear Dawn, Painkiller: Overdose, Painkiller: Black Edition, and Air Buccaneers. If you would like a key then let me know, one key per person please.

Recently my only pet left me to pursue other fancies irl, which has left me yearning for some female companionship. In short: I'm looking for a lady, any species is fine, open to irl visits, loyal, and willing to be shared by my fiance and I. Can anyone point me in the right direction or am I gonna have to post this to FetLife?

I decided to go ahead and make a Weasyl account which I will update with all my current and future submissions. Just figured it'd be nice to have friends on both sites. My name is Narune.

http://gaminglair4all.blogspot.com/.....n-of-rome.html Join me this week as I slash my way through the barbarian hordes and offer my critique and praise of Crytek's latest game!

Welcome to 2014 guys, I hope this year will be good to everyone. Much love to you all, don't party too hard tonight. ^.=.^

http://gaminglair4all.blogspot.com/.....adow-fall.html Join me for my second PS4 review as I analyze this triple A shooter from renowned developer Guerrilla Games!

'Tis the season for giving, goodwill, and love. This Christmas is particularly special for me because of the news I have to share with you all. My mate  eternalundeath have been together for two years now and are confident in taking our relationship to the next level. We have both discussed it thoroughly, and we can now say that we are engaged! I love him with my heart and soul and this new journey fills me with excitement and anticipation. We do not have a definite date set, though our wedding is going to be very non-traditional. Furry, Wiccan, and Otherkin themes will be taken into consideration as we decide the best way to proceed with this special event. I thought today would be best to reveal our intentions, kick off the new year with a surprise. I am very lucky to be with such an amazing dragon, and I'm lucky to have people who care about me. I hope everyone has a great holiday filled with cheer, and I will update you when we have things further planned out for the wedding. <3

http://gaminglair4all.blogspot.com/.....w-resogun.html My first next-gen game review is now live, enjoy!

Sinusitis can go suck a bag of bladed dicks. x.=.x This shit feels very similar to the flu and has caused me to miss three days of work. Oh well, least it gave me time to finish one of my stories.

I've decided its time to go back to using a single card until games start taking better advantage of SLI rigs. I'm planning on nabbing a GTX 780 Ti w/ ACX Cooler, a card that is nearly as powerful as a GTX 690. To afford this monster of a single card, i am selling my GTX 670 FTWs to whoever wants them. Prices are negotiable and if you are interested please note me. Both cards are rather new, cleaned monthly, and come with extended warranties that I have already activated. They are both EVGA brand and you can buy both or buy only one of the pair. As an incentive to entice a prospective buyer, the first person to purchase one or both of the cards will receive a free code for Rise of the Triad. Note me if interested. ^.=.^

2001 references never get old! :D My Xbox One will hopefully be arriving tomorrow, sans any fuckups on Amazon or UPS's part. I'll be playing and enjoying Ryse, even though most reviews say its nothing more than a brutal tech demo, I love anything having to do with gladiators and ancient Rome. Anyone looking forward to shouting at their 80's VCR?

Take on the night in Arkham Origins! http://gaminglair4all.blogspot.com/.....m-origins.html

Now before you start accusing me of being a Battlefield fanboy you should know I've bought and enjoyed every CoD game since Modern Warfare. My favorite so far has been Black Ops 2, with its huge number of options and modes, not to mention offline bot support. After several matches of Ghosts on the PC version, I have come to the conclusion that this game is absolute horse shit. It is literally as if they dropped the fucking beta onto store shelves because of how fundamentally broken the entire multiplayer experience is. Why in their right mind is Nvidia sponsoring a game that doesn't even use SLI effectively? I have two GTX 670 FTWs in my system and at Ultra settings I'm averaging about 50-45 fps. Battlefield 4 runs much higher than that and it looks at least 3 times as impressive as Ghosts does. Another thing I must ask is why this stupid 6 gb ram limitation? People are reporting that the game only uses 2 gb at max settings. Several of my friends can't even run this game because Activision and Infinity Ward decided to sniff paint thinner while designing this. Aiming is also an issue as there is a very noticeable delay between pressing the aim button and your character actually aiming. What's more perplexing is that this doesn't always happen, its just a random occurrence. The game also stutters madly at times depending on what is going on, this makes aiming with any degree of accuracy a complete hassle and interrupts the smooth flow of combat. Perhaps the most damning issue is the sheer enormity of the levels. Normally larger levels would sound like a good thing but that is not the case, it works against the game in a way that will have you yearning to play a much better shooter. Many of the game modes are capped out at 12 players, meaning that you and five allies will be hunting a team of six people in these enormous areas. This is completely irritating and could be completely alleviated by just upping the player count to 18 or even past 20. CoD is supposed to be fast paced and frantic, but this entry will see you sprinting around large levels looking for absolutely anything to shoot at. The game needs major patching and soon before a majority of the players simply give up and move on. Its still quite a shame they took away the randomized bot matches that were popular in Black Ops 2, they've been replaced with Squads mode which requires lots of micromanagement, which also further draws you out of the combat. I have no idea what happened over at IW, I'd prefer them to stop making CoD games completely and just leave that up to Treyarch.

Its one of my favorite times of year again and I'm sitting here drinking some Blue Moon Pumpkin Spice Ale after a short day of work and consuming candy. I hope everyone has a safe and fun time tonight, I'll be watching the new Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories tonight. XD