Both  rchlisnomsome and  cheshirecatmaster should have copywritten this journal, because I done ripped that shit off for myself and they can't do nothing about it.

So, same deal. Ask me whatever the fuck. Could be kink shit, could be personal shit, just don't ask me about my botched plans to steal the declaration of independence and then frame Nicolas Cage.

It didn't work, and that's all you need to know.

What it do, homies?

Finally decided to open commissions up after a heckin' year.

Like I said, the process has been streamlined. To commission me, submit your request using the Google corm below:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1nZ.....yDGciZiMinCQf4

All the details you need can be found in there.

This is no longer a "first come, first serve" basis. Submitting a request does not guarantee that I will accept it. To avoid burnout, I will only accept the requests that most interest me, since those are the commissions that will be both easiest and quickest to write for. So please do not message me asking if I received your request or if I accepted it or not.

Any messages I get asking about that will be deleted.

Let's see where this goes, my dudes and dudettes!

What it do, homies? It's been a good hot minute since I've opened up commissions. You'll probably notice that I couldn't finish last batch as well. There's a reason for all of that.

I'm officially changing how I do commissions. I've been burnt out for so long that every attempt I've made to come back just doesn't cut it. Tbh I miss making commissions but I can't do them how I've been doing them anymore. So, I found a solution.

Going forward, I'm no longer using FA's messaging to do commissions nor am I doing a 'first come, first serve' deal anymore either. I always had a hard time saying no after a certain cut off, and just taking on whatever was a big part of how I got burnt out in the first place. Instead, I'm taking a page out of  youkai-chan's book and making a google form. This is going to streamline the process so I have everything immediately accessible instead of having to sift through way too many messages. What's more is, I'm going to be picking and choosing the entries I want to write.

Burnout is a big part of why I barely post anymore tbh. So I only want to accept commissions that I know will strike my interests most. Be it the characters, scenarios or kinks being explored in certain ways. That bit of inspiration should help me power through my general lack of energy these days.

One more thing.

Pricing is going up to match rising prices. I'm now charging $15 per every thousand words.

The reason is because work is very demanding and time consuming, and I have to make sure that what I'm doing on the side is still keeping up with at least minimum wage.

This will also keep word counts reasonable, since I'm not doing commissions over 4k words anymore unless it's someone I know personally.

tl;dr version

I'm opening commissions next week, will be using google form for all commission entries, no longer at a first come, first serve basis, and at $15 per every thousand words to properly reflect time and effort.

Thank you for your patience and understanding!

In honor of the occasion, feel free to ask me anything pertaining to vore, be it in general, about my OC's and I'll answer, sometimes in character if you ask my OC's directly too.

What it do, homies?

I know it's seemed like I vanished off the planet these days. Been busy as all fucking heck and the end result has left me completely too drained to work here, which is why commissions have been taking so long. I'm going to blaze through y current set of commissions then, going forward, I'm going to take a page out of  Youkai-Chan's book with commissions.

From now on, I'm going to have a google form for anyone who wants commissions. I'm no longer going to take them via notes. This format should make things a lot easier for people who want to commission me and also give more people a fair shot who aren't available when I open up due to time zones.

It does mean not everyone who submits a form will get a commission slot but that's always been the case to begin with so whatever.

My rule for wordcounts hasn't changed. I'm still only accepting 3k max, but if commissions run over that, I'll still write the full thing, but will charge for the additional words.

Creative burnout can eat my ass. All I'm saying.

It finally happened! I'm a real boy at long last!

Thanks y'all for all the love and watches. I'm glad you guys enjoy my stuff so much. Sorry I ain't been around a lot these days. Been busy as all phucking hecc but I'm still working on commissions and trying to get some things done in the meanwhile that I hope you guys dig.

I'm 29 years old going on ded this day! Rip to my youth.

I just remembered that my burpday is coming in 3 days. It's my final year in my twinky twenties which means next year I finally turn shitbrick thirty. Why is that allowed tho.

Well, shit. Been a good long while, hasn't it.

Sorry, homies. I've been off for a long goddamn while, needed to get my head back in the game. And so, commissions are open again!

My new rate is officially $12.75 per every 1,000 Words plus the PayPal fees included later in the invoice. And since it's been almost a year since I officially reopened commissions, to get back into the groove, I'm only accepting commission requests that go up to 3k words max. If it happens to extend beyond 3k when I'm writing it, that's fine, but I will have to charge for the additional words.

More information can be seen here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

SLOTS:

To order a commission, have your commission details ready for me before you send me a note. By that, I mean the following:

- Page Amount
- Characters (If OC's, you can send me another note after I accept the commission so I can get the details)
- Scenario (what is this story you want about, and how is it gonna play out, from start to end)
- Specific scenes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific quotes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific stuff in general you'd like me to put emphasis on (hiccups, burps, belly rubs, bellyaches, etc.)
- Any general information you think is relevant for me to give you the best story I can

Failure to do so will result in your commission request being ignored until you send the appropriate information. I'd rather not ask a million questions just to get the necessary information.

This not only ensures that what I write will be as to your satisfaction as it can be, but it also makes the actual writing process a lot easier for me. This way, when I wanna know what I'm writing, I have all the information right there, and don't have to go through twelve different messages just to figure out what I need to do.

Note: Your slot will be reserved once I've confirmed your payment via PayPal.

Pricing:

$11.50 per 1,000 Words

Once I've accepted your commission, send the payment via PayPal to: jackhamm92[@]gmail.com

Things I'll write:

- Stuffing
- Oral Vore (if fatal, only if prey is evil, not if prey is innocent)
- Bloating
- Liquid Bloating
- Weight Gain (within reason)
- Macro
- Misc. Fluff
- Burping
- Hiccups
- Belly Play
- Ab Play
- Intimacy
- Slight Arousal related stuff (nothing explicit or overtly sexual)
- Comedy
- Horror
- Action
- Human Stuffing (within reason)
- Human Vore (within reason)
- Human Macro
- Human Bloating / Liquid Bloating (with reason)

Things I won't write:

- Extreme Weight Gain / Hyper (I'm not writing anything where someone becomes morbidly obese or a proverbial blob)
- Fatal Vore with innocent prey
- Anything that's deemed sadistic or cruel
- Overtly sexual acts or actions
- Anything involving genitalia or nudity
- Any kind of vore that isn't oral
- Pregnancy
- MPREG
- Inflation
- Muscle Inflation
- BBW stuff
- Farting
- Watersports (bodily fluids of any kind)
- Scat
- Any kind of grosser stuff
- Stuff involving feet / paws

If what you have in mind isn't on the list, ask me about it and we'll see. It's all case by case tbh. Sometimes, I'm willing to write absorption stuff, other times, I'm not.

To pull myself out of my creative rut and burnout, I decided a few days ago to be a tumblr. And that's exactly what I did.

https://amanofhamm.tumblr.com

If you're on tumblr, consider following, sending me asks and shit and let's get this party going. I'll bring confetti.

I'm just about done with a commission I've owed for a while that features Grace as a pred. She's almost right up there with Waylon for me as far as favorite preds go. Of course, my scaly boi wins ten times outta ten, but I love writing for her almost as much tbh.

So, here are some headcanons I run with in my fics.

1. Whereas Waylon can only swallow average adult male whole, Grace's blubbery belly can fit up to two men. If they're really short dudes then she can do so comfortably. If they're average height or beyond then she'll get a major fit of indigestion.

2. Grace used to be a vegetarian when she was human but has since gleefully become a full on carnivore. Not just with her prey but with the sort of shit Waylon cooks or the food they nab. She'll pound away burgers by the dozen and love every second of it now.

3. Despite not being much of a drinker, Grace's whale body lets her down enough beer to get an elephant drunk and she'll still be pretty okay afterwards. But drinking too much gives her a bad case of hiccups, which she hates because when Grace gets the hiccups, they're the deep and loud ones that jerk her entire body and last for way too long.

4. Grace can burp way louder than Waylon. She was never a stickler but when she was human, Grace did have table manners. But with her giant body and how ravenous her appetite is, a lot of air tends to get stuck when she eats which she eventually releases. At first, she was always really embarrassed. Now, after a good burp, she'll pat her belly with relief and only jokingly excuse herself. She'll even get roped into burping contests with Waylon, which she mostly tends to win, much to the scaly boi's eternal shame.

5. I headcanon that Grace, like Waylon, has a bit of a belly on her and is way more curvy despite having the frame of a massive bodybuilder. This is both because she's a whale now and whales have a thick layer of blubber across their entire bodies. But also, it's because Grace is incredibly voracious and makes it a point to nom on the assholes of Gotham City who was bleeding it dry like the parasites they are. I think that Grace actually quite likes her belly, fond of how it looks and even fonder of how it represents her taking out the trash of Gotham City.

6. I totally headcanon that Waylon, in fics with Grace, may have a bit of a belly kink himself, because seeing his blubbery girlfriend all big and bloated gets him going, even when he's stuffed like a scaly turkey himself.

7. Grace enjoys dominating her prey, both for her predatory instincts and because she wants to make them all suffer for the suffering they bring onto others. She's like a gluttonous avenging angel from the sea.

8. She and Waylon will often do double-duty, each one rubbing each others bellies after a "job" since they both tend to leave with prey in their guts. While she adores having Waylon's rough scaly hands all over her rounded stomach, she also quite enjoys seeing him turn into a scaly puppy in her hands.

9. The only people Grace eats who she doesn't digest are young criminals whom she wants to give a big scare to.

10. Grace will safe vore children, stuffing them into her belly to keep them safe from harm. She'll get very motherly or big sister-y with kids because she's always had a soft spot for them, and deep down, hopes she and Waylon can have some mutant babies of their own.

What it do, homies?

So you may have noticed I've gone MIA for a while. That's because work has been kicking me in the balls with steel toe boots.

But I'm still writing every day. It's just that I don't have the full time needed to finish everything in one go anymore. Right now, I still have a few commissions lined up that I plan to finish. Once I do, then I'll be reopening commissions again, but I'm going to have some new stipulations moving forward because what I'm doing now just isn't working anymore.

1.) For the next wave of commissions, I won't be accepting anything over 3k words.

Work has been really gnarly tbh and too many commissions are just taking way too long to get through since I don't have the energy to write a lot of really long stuff after work. Those who commissioned me already, y'all are good, but moving forward, I'm going to start setting caps just so I can get more commissions done and have more free time to write my own stories as well as trades I still owe people.

2.) Commissions requests that don't have all of the information I require in the opening message will be ignored from now on.

I'm very tired of having to read through multiple messages to get to the info needed of a commission. It's tedious and more importantly, it tells me some people aren't actually reading the commission instructions when I post them. On my page, I have listed what I need from people in advance all readily available, yet many still insist on having to make me ask multiple questions before I get the information needed. So, going forward, if the opening message doesn't have all the information I need, I'm just going to ignore it. I'm not going out of my way anymore because, ngl, it feels a little disrespectful that I repeat multiple times to have information ready and some people still don't do that.

If you're unsure of what I am and am not okay with, I have the vast majority of that on the commission post when they open. So I make it very clear what I'm comfortable writing and what I'm not comfortable writing. If you're unsure despite that, just post the entire scenario anyway and I'll tell you if I'm okay with that.

Just don't make me ask 21 fucking questions to get the information outta you.

3.) I reserve the right to refuse accepting certain scenarios and do not want any push back on that.

This has come up a few times and I need to address it. I try to make clear in my commission info what scenarios or kinks I am not okay writing for. This won't cover everything, I get that, so some requests may still fall under that threshold of shit I'm not down with. That also includes certain characters. I have no interest in writing for human characters over forty, or hyper weight gains / obese scenarios, and I really don't like scenarios where preds just grow and grow and keep eating everything the larger they get til they're just eating entire cities or planets and shit.

No judgement for those who are down with that, but I'm not into that. And if I'm not into something, I'm not gonna write for it. Writing for something I don't like takes infinitely longer, even without factoring in how badly work's been running me ragged. There's plenty of kink fic writers on the market, my dudes. If I can't deliver, see about commissioning others who are more flexible.

Some other stuff may change going forward too. But that's the general gist of what to expect going forward. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

I think we caught a glimpse of the slithery boi getting his heart ripped out by Kano. It could just be a reptilian boi without actually being the reptilian boi tho.

https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress.....70&dpr=1.5

I hope it's the latter because if it's Syzoth, there's nothing resembling ninja apparel which is weak as phuck. And we already know he gets offed in this very scene for a Kano joke.

Goro looks pretty faithful tho.

https://media.comicbook.com/2021/02.....52-1280x0.jpeg

Something going on with Cloudflare or some shit? Because literally everything on the site is blacked out.

I like to imagine that Waylon would actually take the 'rona very seriously and wear a mask, sanitize and socially distance, since he'd wanna make sure he's healthy and doesn't wanna give the 'rona to his smol shy-guy.

But then, one day, he's doing a job and one of the guys isn't wearing a mask because freedumb. So Waylon just fucking eats him out of spite.

But while Shy's swooning at dat huge scaly belly and rubbing it all over, nuzzling it with his face, he realizes mid-rub that, "Wait, what if the guy you ate was infected?"

Cue the bloated scaly boi pausing like, ".....Shit. Uh...d'ya think drinkin' Lysol's cool if yer metahuman?"

Pandemics are hard for preds too, homies.

I keep forgetting to post on FA but also it’s been a fucking year so my mind is on other shit tbh. But ya boi turned 28 this November. They promised I’d be more mature by now.

Welp.

What it do, homies?

November commissions are now officially open for biz-niz!

Per usual reminder, my pricing has been adjusted because it dawned on me that I've been underselling my work for years and while writing is fun, it's also time consuming and I'd prefer payment reflect time and effort. So, my new rate is officially $10 per every 1,000 Words. I will no longer be charging by page amount, but rather, word count.

More information can be seen here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

SLOTS:

1. Empty
2. Empty
3. Empty
4. Empty
5. Empty

To order a commission, have your commission details ready for me before you send me a note. By that, I mean the following:

- Page Amount
- Characters (If OC's, you can send me another note after I accept the commission so I can get the details)
- Scenario (what is this story you want about, and how is it gonna play out, from start to end)
- Specific scenes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific quotes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific stuff in general you'd like me to put emphasis on (hiccups, burps, belly rubs, bellyaches, etc.)
- Any general information you think is relevant for me to give you the best story I can

This not only ensures that what I write will be as to your satisfaction as it can be, but it also makes the actual writing process a lot easier for me. This way, when I wanna know what I'm writing, I have all the information right there, and don't have to go through twelve different messages just to figure out what I need to do.

Please do not send me a message asking if I'm taking commissions. Just send me your commission details, and we'll see where things go. Even if my slots are filled, there's a chance I might accept your commission idea anyway because I like getting paid to write belly stuff.

Note: Your slot will be reserved once I've confirmed your payment via PayPal.

Pricing:

$10 per 1,000 Words (2,000 word commission minimum)

Once I've accepted your commission, send the payment via PayPal to: jackhamm92[@]gmail.com

Things I'll write:

- Stuffing
- Oral Vore (if fatal, only if prey is evil, not if prey is innocent)
- Bloating
- Liquid Bloating
- Weight Gain (within reason)
- Macro
- Misc. Fluff
- Burping
- Hiccups
- Belly Play
- Ab Play
- Intimacy
- Slight Arousal related stuff (nothing explicit or overtly sexual)
- Comedy
- Horror
- Action
- Human Stuffing (within reason)
- Human Vore (within reason)
- Human Macro
- Human Bloating / Liquid Bloating (with reason)

Things I won't write:

- Extreme Weight Gain / Hyper (I'm not writing anything where someone becomes morbidly obese or a proverbial blob)
- Fatal Vore with innocent prey
- Anything that's deemed sadistic or cruel
- Overtly sexual acts or actions
- Anything involving genitalia or nudity
- Any kind of vore that isn't oral
- Pregnancy
- MPREG
- Inflation
- Muscle Inflation
- BBW stuff
- Farting
- Watersports (bodily fluids of any kind)
- Scat
- Any kind of grosser stuff
- Stuff involving feet / paws

If what you have in mind isn't on the list, ask me about it and we'll see. It's all case by case tbh. Sometimes, I'm willing to write absorption stuff, other times, I'm not.

I finished all my current trades and commissions and I am morally obligated to rip off every journal posted by  Rchlisnomsome because that is the rule of Jesus.

So, if anyone has any suggestions for Halloween? Be it with a certain scaly boi, or any of my OC's, or even Venom for the lolz, holla back, fam.

What it do, homies?

Now that all of my commissions from August are finished, my November commissions will open on October 31st, next Friday at 9am PST.

I know, odd to open November commissions at the end of October, but there's no fucking way am I opening commissions election week, holy shit. That's gonna be a mess and a half.

You know me. I'm nothing if not a plagiarizer, and anytime  rchlisnomsome posts a cool journal, I have to steal that idea because originality is overrated.

So, feel free to check out the list in the link here: https://ginger-and-mint.tumblr.com/.....character-asks

Then send me whichever of my OC's and the numbered questions you wanna know about them.

What it do?

August commissions are now officially open for biz-niz!

As y'all know, my rate is $10 per every thousand words. If you wish to commission me, please have all relevant information ready within your commission note. That includes what the general summary of the story you want is, the characters involved, references if they're characters I'm unfamiliar with or if they're your OC's, their personalities, whatever information you think I need to know about them, whatever kinks and or specific scenes, quotes or moments you'd like me to include, and your paypal address so I don't have to ask after I finish.

Please check the link below to see what sorta stuff I will and will not commission or any additional info you may want:

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

As discussed earlier, any commissions received that feature any of the following characters will receive a 25% off discount. These are all the characters available for said discount:

My OC's:

- Bulzar (big boi) & Miko (smol boi): https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31941174/

- Taro (right) & Conall (left): https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24633031/

- Vagrant: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33060974/

- Rocko: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37070446/

- Tora Warsong: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35749442/

- Koa: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/29337775/

- Ryker: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/29546032/

DC Comics:

- Killer Croc

- Orca

- King Shark

- Parasite

- Clayface

- Copperhead (Hell To Pay Version)

Marvel Comics:

- Venom

- Tiger Shark

- The Lizard

- Deadpool

- Sabertooth

Anime:

- Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)

- Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail)

- Gajeel Redfox (Fairy Tail)

- Katsuki Bakugou (My Hero Academia)

- Eijiro Kirishima (My Hero Academia)

- Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia)

- Denki Kaminari (My Hero Academia)

- Dabi (My Hero Academia)

- Spinner (My Hero Academia)

- Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist)

- "Bon" (Blue Exorcist)

^Any commissions featuring any of the characters above qualifies for a discount.

SLOTS:

1.  cloacacolaex (COMPLETED)
2.  Okamiiii (COMPLETED)
3.  Jake-Autumn (COMPLETED)
4.  CommanderLeifN7 (COMPLETED)
5. Anonymous (COMPLETED)
6.  grimsaurus (COMPLETED)

Now that my previous set of commissions are all done, I'll be re-opening next Friday for anyone interested in grabbing commissions from me.

But I'm gonna have a new extra detail that may interest hopefully some people because I just stole this fucking idea from  Rchlisnomsome like I steal everything else.

Any stories commissioned which feature either any of my OC's, Waylon (Killer Croc) or Grace (Orca) will receive a 25% discount from the total price.

So if you commission a 5k story, instead of costing $50 + transfers, it will only cost $37.50 + transfers.

I may add a few additional characters that I really dig writing for to the discount list which I will include in full when I open next week. Feel free to ask about certain characters and I'll tell you if they're ones I enjoy enough to discount or not.

How does Clay Davis put it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38

Anyway, appreciate the love, homies.

And because y'all is baller, I wanna make something special for the occasion. So what is some story ideas you guys would be game to see in honor of the occasion?

I'm working on something that I hope I can have finished before the day is up. Two somethings tbh, but until then, I'm polishing off this old chestnut. Because today is Father's Day, what better ask journal than the lorge boi himself, Bulzar?

So, rules are simple. Ask this lorge boi whatever you want and he will answer. Or you can ask me directly about him and I will answer as well. To quote Michael Scott:

https://youtu.be/363ra3VGiGA?t=140

Miko actually has a deep fondness of music once he hears Owin playing the flute, or Balroc drumming like crazy. He wants to replicate that sound because it fills him with happiness, but there's no flue in the world large enough for the smol giant. So, drumming is his gateway instrument.

And his instrument of choice?

Bulzar's belly.

That big scaly fatty loves his son dearly and loves the idea of him exploring new passions, so long as they're constructive, safe, and more importantly, so long as they make his baby boi happy.

So, Bulzar will often kick back, arch his back so his huge gut juts out and Miko and just slap and thump away at Bulzar's belly, practicing new beats and looking for anything resembling rhythm. All while giggling up a storm at the way Bulzar's belly sloshes and jiggles intensely with every slap, and the immensely satisfying sound that comes from those smol giant hands slapping against that massive boulder of a gut. It's like slapping the worlds biggest watermelon, one that's accompanied by a deep sloshing sound right after.

But Bulzar has to have an empty stomach for this to work. If big boi has just eaten a really filling meal or chugged a fuckton of water, then if Miko practices the "drums", the only sound he'll be hearing is one ear-shattering belch after the other.

Of course, the sweet baby giant cinnamon bun can be a little rascal from time to time, so on occasion, he'll surprise his papa with an impromptu drum session after the big boi's been stuffed to the gills. Fortunately, when it comes to his son, Bulzar's a good sport and doesn't mind being the worlds first "gas-powered" instrument.