The Switch launches tomorrow at midnight! Less than 30 hours from now! I am so frickin hyped and will be in line at Wal-Mart to snag mine and a copy of Zelda. My mum offered to loan me some tax refund money, so I am SET!

If I could sell the last 50 Cal brass (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7954812/) and 4 more Mega/Mega+ Grab Bags (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22709858/) I'll be able to score a Switch at launch. It's so close I can almost taste it!

If I can make the money needed, I will hold a big raffle for all of my watchers to celebrate!

To get an idea of what one might look like before buying or just to satisfy your curiosity? Now you can! I've put together a sample f what the various Grab Bag Tiers look like and posted it here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22709858/ While the exact items may vary, this is a good example of the numbers of items you'll receive should you choose to order a Grab Bag!

Trying to clear out my inventory while raising money for the new Nintendo Switch, I'll be offering Grab Bags until I run out of stuff to put in them! Also, bullet necklaces WILL be included in every grab bag, unless you tell me not to, increasing their value! Grab Bag info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8091476/

The last custom 50 Cal brass is still available and that info is here if you are interested: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7954812/

As always, regular commissions are open and I'm always up for a challenge!

~Updated Information: In addition to the sizes listed below for Grab Bags, a "Pay What You Want" option is available as well. I forgot to list it in previously posted ads, hence the repost. The PWYW option is for amounts greater than the Mega and follow the same "you get double the paid value worth of goods" as the rest of the sizes. Shipping for the PWYW is the same as Mega- $6 in the US, $10 Worldwide. If anyone who has purchased a Mega in the last few days wishes to upgrade before I ship tomorrow, they can. My apologies for the mistake.

With the Nintendo Switch launching soon and wanting to get a head start on Spring Cleaning, I've decided to offer up some Grab Bags in addition to regular commissions!

Commission info including prices and color guides: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13892963/

Grab Bags

You are guaranteed to get at least twice your money's worth in each bag! Necklaces, cell phone straps, keychains, and much more are possibilities for inclusion in your bag. You can specify whether you would like earrings or not, but the rest will be a surprise, including things not seen in my gallery!

There are three different tiers of grab bags available:

Basic: $15
Standard: $25
Deluxe: $35
Mega!: $50


US Shipping runs $3-$6: International is from $6-$10


Everyone who has ever gotten one of these from me has been quite happy with what they received, so you won't be disappointed! I'll only do a limited number of these bad boys, so I'd act fast!

I really want one, but have no funds. Thinking about opening Grab Bags to raise the money. Would anyone be interested?

Need a gift for your sweetie? Maybe a little something for yourself? Hit up my sale!

Everything here http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....ailable-Pieces is half off until the big day!

Got one 50 Cal BMG shell casing left! Examples of casings from this sale: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22050789/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22175819

For $45 you'll get an etched shell casing with glowing projectile on a ball chain, shipping included!


After these are gone, the price for large shell casings like these will be totally dependent on the market price of the brass, so they are not likely to be this cheap in the future!

May be gone for the next few days due to the ice storm projected for tonight through tomorrow. We're supposed to get ~1" of ice, so power lines and such will probably go down. If you contact me in this time and I take a while to respond, this is why.


Ugh, I hate ice storms. The cold and boredom suuuck.

When an 18-wheeler carrying big ass bags of soil overturns in your neighbors ditch, it sounds like an explosion and shakes your whole house.

Not fun.

(Pretty sure the driver is ok as no ambulance was called, just cops, firefighters, and tow trucks.)

May 2017 be better than the dumpster fire of 2016!

To ring in the new year, everything in the following folder is half off until January 3rd!
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....ailable-Pieces

needs to repair their truck and is offering $5 personalized dog tags to raise the funds!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22068124/

got most everything done! Yay me! And Yay Comedy Central! for sunning a South Park Xmas marathon. Kept me company for 5 long hours hunched over in the kitchen working my fingers into a pair of claws.

Tomorrow will be spent finishing them, with WIPs ready before Xmas.

My apologies, but I am down with the plague. (Not the actual Plague, mind, it just feels that way.) I likely caught something from some nasty little snot-goblin when I was running errands. Or this insane temperature drop is affecting me more than usual. Either way, I feel lik death warmed over.

I'm going to rest tonight and see if I can kick its ass do I can get back to work.

Again, my sincerest apologies for the delays.

I'm looking for someone to draw a new OC of mine, a male goblin, in a sexy pose wearing a g-string.

Can do it as a trade or commission (depending on price)

Only 2 of the 50 Cal brass remain! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7954812/

While digging through my supplies I found 4 50 Caliber BMG shell casings and decided to offer them up in a holiday special!


For $45 you'll get an etched shell casing with glowing projectile on a ball chain, shipping included!


After these are gone, the price for large shell casings like these will be totally dependent on the market price of the brass, so they are not likely to be this cheap in the future!

1/4 remain

Extending sales in order to raise Xmas money to give gifts to the family. Orders made before the 16th should arrive before Xmas in the US with standard shipping. Sale ends on Christmas Eve.

Everything in this folder is on sale!


Discounts:

New Items: 10%
Over a month old: 15%
Over 3 months old: 20%
Over 6 months old:25%
Over a year old: 50%


Also, if anyone is interested, I'm selling a like new Turtle Beach PX24 headset. It works great, I just bought one that's more comfortable for glasses-wearers and don't need two. Asking $50 (negotiable), plus shipping.

Please eat a big, sore-covered, diseased dick.

Signed,

Everyone who is sick of your shit, AKA EVERYONE



This has been a shite year, but it's almost over and, short of nuclear armageddon, 2017 can't really be worse, so bring it on already!

For the next 24 hours, in addition to this sale here, enjoy Buy One Get One FREE! Even on non-sale items like Semi-Customs!

Just a reminder that commissions and such are open if anyone is interested. I could really use an order or two as I just spent my last 30 bucks on glasses. Seriously, Zenni.com is amazing- if the glasses turn out to be as good as described, of course. It'll be nice to get back to glasses that don't irritate my skin. XD

Anyway, back on topic!

We're past the cutoff for guaranteed Xmas delivery for custom work, but orders made in the next two weeks *may* still arrive in time, if I don't need to special order any parts. Semi-customs will definitely arrive in time. Here's the journal with shipping and layaway info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7896651/

Spamming people to support your Patreon is not cool. It's essentially begging for money from strangers.when you go around noting/shouting at random users. Here's the most recent spam I've received, with identifying info redacted, of course.

"Hi, how's your friend?
can you help me? I'm starting my patreon, can you help me by supporting my work? Thank you so much

When I'm in a good position in patreon, I'm going to give it the best, supporting my work and art, I thank you very much."


I'm not/I wasn't even watching this artist when this note popped up, so it was truly randomly sent. Rude, and presumptuous, no?

In honor of Election Day, and to try and combat my own distaste with the whole process this cycle, I'm going Election Day Freebs! Send me a pic/social media link/whatever you use of your "I Voted" sticker and I'll give you Free Shipping and a Free Gift with any order made this week! For our international friends, you get the deal without the sticker because you've had to put up with this nonsense despite having no say in the matter.

This is mostly going on the honor system- I'm not going to ask for eleventy-seven identifying things in the sticker post, just your word that you voted.

Runs through Friday at midnightish- if you're 5 minutes/an hour late you still save!


We could all use some happy niceness after this campaign, no?


Please no political comments below- I'd like this to remain a positive post. :)