Am I the only person who is reminded of Team Fortress 2 's Scout whenever I see that ShamWOW kid?

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Yes. I know this isn't Twitter... I love you, Twitter...

What would I do without it?

Discuss.

Heya, stoners! Just wishin' Hitler a happy birthday everyone a happy 420. Due to financial problems, I'm unable to smoke a bowl, so, someone out there, take a hit for me!

Later y'all~

Yes. I listen to her. And for this, I feel like I am the most homosexual hyena on the planet. Especially when I sing and dance to it. In my own room. Behind closed doors. For good reasons. Yes.

That's preeeeety much it.

Attention useres of Fur Affinity.

Linus Mint is awesome. It makes me happy. In the pants. It's prettier than windows and I can stand in the anti virus software sections of computer stores, wait for an associate to say "Interested in updating your anti virus software" then bellow, "I run Linx!" and ride off on a motorcycle.

So, while it can't run every program I want for Windows, Wine works just fine for me when I want to run emulators totally legal software or torrent music purchase music online, 100% legally. As long as I can look at gay furry-murry-purry porn be a perfect innocent and illegaly download music condemn the music and software pirate heathens, I'm happy. Besides, making a cube of desk tops is fucking awesome.

On a side note, Suicide Commando is awesome. I recommend downloading purchasing an album or two from them. I would suggest Critical Stage, just for the song "Necrophilia".

Because the undead 'yena is bored has spoken.

Yes. NyQuil. I took some today - standard dose; two pills. Holy shit. It's fucking awesome. It didn't work, but, holy shit I felt awesome.

It made me hhhhhiiiiiigh. Really, really, REALLY hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh.

Yes. I like NyQuil.... but I'm too scared to abuse it. Drugs are not meant for OD-ing on.

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In other news... Snow. Holy shit. Snow. ENOUGH FUCKING SNOW. It's almost March... C'mon guys.... March. Enough snow. It's a Winter Wonder Land and it's one month away from Spring. I mean, it's pretty 'n' all but I'm really tired of it. New Jersey NEVER got this much. Bitch bitch moan whine snow bitch whine wahhhhhhh.

M'kay? I'm tired. It's 4AM. Fuck you.

PS. Final Fantasy 4 on DS - awesome.

Normally, I'd bitch and whine about Valentine's Day an how it's unfair to people who don't have a significant other, like myself. No. Not today. While it sucks not having someone who loves me back, I'm happy enough knowing that I got to spend it with someone who's, like, the best straight friend I've ever had.

So, yeah. Today was the first Valentine's Day in a few years where I didn't go into hiding like some li'l pussy.

Huzzah~

Beauteous day~

Fantastic day!

Lovely day.

Unluck is in the air!

Hockey-masked psychos are on the loose!

I love you, Friday the Thirteenth!~<3

Me.

I'm a day late. I lacked the internet for a while.

CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR MILK, SPEED?


That is all.

It's the day after New Years.

Welcome to 2009. Hope it's more entertaining than '08.

My resolution? Get a fucking job. Rent doesn't pay itself.

Also. I got a new cell phone because Virgin Mobile fails.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS MY NUMBER?

So, yeah. Christmas. I didn't get much. Not like I really care, I was happy enough that I was able to get some damn good turkey at my my room mate, Xeylef's mom's place. I'm just happy to have a place to live, really.

And for the curious, here's a list of stuff I got for Christmas:

A winter jacket from Niko

A paid-for WoW account from Xeylef

Linux Mint from Kankuro

Getting WoW to work on Linux Mint from Kankuro

And a stocking full of goodies by Xeylef's mom (Henceforth referred to as "Animommy")

I got a Yahd Stick. Gahd damn kids. GET OFF MAH LAHN!

So, up in Maine, there's this soda called "Moxie."

According to my room mates:

1. This stuff can only be found in Maine and New Hampshire.

2. Apparently it has a hit of vagina flavoring.

3. Old Men drink it.

Now, why the fuck am I making a journal about this stuff instead of doing other things, like, playing WoW or looking for a job? It's because it's soooo fucking bitter, it's disgusting. And yet, at the same time, I can't stop fucking drinking it. It tastes like generic-brand cough syrup mixed with root beer gone bad.

Someone. ANYONE. Explain to me as to why I'm on my third cup of this vile ichor?

 Niklo decrees it.

Yep, there's a tornado warning in effect for my county! Whoopy-fuckin'-doo!~

Also - I'm moving to Maine with a few furs on Monday. Wish me luck, y'all!

All right, folks, a bit of an update on my situation. Currently, I`m staying at a friend`s place, now. I`ve come to a decision to start hitchhiking down South to another friend`s place. Not sure who I`m going go to, so I`m staying here in Jrzy for a while. So, yeah. I may vanish at one point. PSP typing sucks. At a coffee shop. With Preyfar porn as my background. Yeah.

So. I was kicked out of my house today.

Yep.

I'm not a productive member of society!

B'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Off to California!

Super-Cool to the homeless!

Right-o. Who wants my cell number? I need more furs to talk to.

If ya want it, hit me up on MSN or AIM or just note me.

Everyone else made a journal about how large of a wad they blew after FA returned, so, I wanna join the circle jerk.

Welcome-the-fuck back, Fur Affinity! I'd just like to let you know that I checked you every day, knowing that the servers are still down, as if checking FA was programmed into my fucking skull.

However, during the Great FA Server Crash of '08, I've learned something: Getting furry pornography framed and hung on your wall makes for a nice conversation piece with your friends who didn't know you're gay.

Fun times.

Also music. Yeah, I've been workin' on it. Been lazy 'bout it, though.

Niklo - over 'n' out.

My very first furry convention - kinda a pivotal moment in my life. It was fuckin' awesome. I met some fuckin' awesome people. I roomed with a the fuckin' awesome  xpanther and  raptonx .

I had fun, bought shit - including a replica of the sword the Spartans used in 300, and got an alligator in an elevator. For free.

Fun times.

A few hours ago, when a storm was coming, I saw a raccoon crawl out a a street-side sewer grating to avoid getting killed by the rising levels of water.

I dub raccoons smart now.

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Also...Hyenas are still pretty goddamn smart.

Cause Hyenas > 9000.

Yes♥

'Kay, since  YuchiAngel seems to have demanded it, I am making a new journal.

So...

Welcome to my new journal!

I'll make this meaningful by actually typing up things that's mean things.

All right - One - Sorry for not being very productive in terms of music. I was out of commission with a half-working headset. But - I got a new one recently, so, expect more stuff from me in a bit.

Two - I'm gettin' a job at Walgreens. As a pharmacy technician. It's not official, yet. I haven't been called back. Took the interview yesterday. Yesterday - E.S.T.

Threeve - Iron Man the video game is good. Seriously, it's one of the best movie-based games I've played. And Tony Stark is hot.

Four - AC. I'm going.

That is all.

'Cause I'm bored..

As stolen from  yuchiangel


Your character's species: Spotted Hyena Crocuta Crocuta

If your fursona/avatar:

was:

a general airborne species: Vulture
a general aquatic species: Bottlenose Dolphin
a general invertebrate: Earthworm
an amphibian: Frog
a bird: Err... vulture - again.
a canine: Jinzo
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Otter~♥
a dinosaur: Dilophosaurus
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Spotted Hyena
a feline: Kat (I'll love you if you understand it)
an insect/arachnid: Tarantula~♥♥♥!
a marsupial: Numbat
a microoganism: Algae
a mythical species: Hydra
a primate: Chimpanzee
a reptile: Gecko
a rodent or lagomorph: Rat!
an ungulate: Rhino♥~
a mammal in a group not listed above: Aardwolf

Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.

... How about no?

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All fear the zombie earthworm! Not only will he crawl in and will he crawl out... but worms will be crawling in and out of him, too!

Apparently responding to a meme signs indirectly signs a contract stating that I have to do it myself. I needed a new journal entry anyway.

'Kay, here, write ONE word about me. Just one.

I don't care whether it's cruel, silly or otherwise.

Apparently, according to the rules of this thing, anyone who does it also has to make a journal about this meme, too.

Seriously, a lot of people've been doin' this. It's filled up my message box with this one meme alone.

Animals need y'help.

Cthulhu help if you if you don't.

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

Click it. Click that purpley box.

That's it.

Plz?

Mmmhm. I have a tenancy to make the title of my journals more to the point than the actual text of it.

Anyway. I've changed my MSN-Messenger handle to:

Niklo Niroes (At) Live.com

Remove spaces an what not. I'm weird when it comes to spam.