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Posted 14 years agoThis moron took my Zyrtec, an allergy medication, while I was at home over the previous weekend. I took a pill the night before I left, there were 6 or 7 left. I took one just a bit ago and...lo and behold, there are only 2 left. The great thing is, he's actually getting fairly sick, so I can't help, but wonder if the medication, specifically designed to suppress some aspects of your immune system worked too well and let something get through. I'm not sure if it's possible, but maaaaybe...
To Explain Something
Posted 14 years agoSome people have heard me bitch about my roommate lately and seem to believe I'm overreacting. Here's a small list to help people understand while I'm not.
-Super clingy
-Divulges details I wouldn't want to know from FAMILY
-Told me details about his girlfriend (now ex) that he shouldn't have told ANY FUCKING PERSON. I don't mean sexual things, I mean stuff about a tragic part of her life that he had no right to tell another person.
-Drags drama into the room.
-Thinks it's all cool to have a chick over and fuck her because I'm away for a few hours
-I wasn't aware until a mutual friend told me what he was going to do. I ask few things besides my roommate NOT fuck somebody in the room.
-Showers, but does not use soap or shampoo
-Smells awful
-Has an explosive temper
-Incredibly narcissistic, which is weird for him, so I'm told
-Has not done laundry in 3 weeks
-Keeps his hamper next to my computer
-Allows his clothing to lie around the room
-Allows the mess of his side to creep onto mine
-Does not use soap or shampoo, after his damn soccer coach gave him Irish Spring products and told him to use them
-Loves to come in at all hours of the night and turn on all the lights
-Will not turn lights off unless asked repeatedly
-Will not lock the door, despite me asking him very nicely
-DOES NOT FUCKING USE SOAP.
Now, my roommate is originally from Zimbabwe, so a lot of the original eccentricities I simply forgave as cultural misunderstandings. However, this fucker's been here for nearly 3 years. I'm a tolerant person, but I'm about to smack his smelly ass with a bar of soap until he smells fresh as a damn Summer day.
I am NOT the kind of roommate that is friendly unless I have a lot in common with you, and even then, my room is my place of solitude. I require it because I enjoy my personal space. If you live in said room with me, I am fine with that, but for the love of all things holy, I don't care about the minutia of a person's day down to the minute.
-Super clingy
-Divulges details I wouldn't want to know from FAMILY
-Told me details about his girlfriend (now ex) that he shouldn't have told ANY FUCKING PERSON. I don't mean sexual things, I mean stuff about a tragic part of her life that he had no right to tell another person.
-Drags drama into the room.
-Thinks it's all cool to have a chick over and fuck her because I'm away for a few hours
-I wasn't aware until a mutual friend told me what he was going to do. I ask few things besides my roommate NOT fuck somebody in the room.
-Showers, but does not use soap or shampoo
-Smells awful
-Has an explosive temper
-Incredibly narcissistic, which is weird for him, so I'm told
-Has not done laundry in 3 weeks
-Keeps his hamper next to my computer
-Allows his clothing to lie around the room
-Allows the mess of his side to creep onto mine
-Does not use soap or shampoo, after his damn soccer coach gave him Irish Spring products and told him to use them
-Loves to come in at all hours of the night and turn on all the lights
-Will not turn lights off unless asked repeatedly
-Will not lock the door, despite me asking him very nicely
-DOES NOT FUCKING USE SOAP.
Now, my roommate is originally from Zimbabwe, so a lot of the original eccentricities I simply forgave as cultural misunderstandings. However, this fucker's been here for nearly 3 years. I'm a tolerant person, but I'm about to smack his smelly ass with a bar of soap until he smells fresh as a damn Summer day.
I am NOT the kind of roommate that is friendly unless I have a lot in common with you, and even then, my room is my place of solitude. I require it because I enjoy my personal space. If you live in said room with me, I am fine with that, but for the love of all things holy, I don't care about the minutia of a person's day down to the minute.
Fuck you, immune system
Posted 14 years agoYou can handle a wisdom tooth coming in and preventing the infection, but one lil cold knocks you out. Buuuuuuullshit
Took a test
Posted 14 years agoPassionate
You are in touch with your emotions, and sometimes you react before you think. The good news: you don't tamp down your feelings. The bad news: you sometimes say or do things that you later wish you could take back.
You do not live your life on an even keel; you do not go for long periods without experiencing some mood swings.
Sympathetic
You have a knack for knowing what's going on in the hearts and minds of those around you, without their having to tell you explicitly. People tend to turn to you with their problems because they know you care, and that you will likely offer good advice and a helping hand.
You do not feel that people with sad stories are just looking for attention, or have brought their problems upon themselves.
Curious
You like to get to the bottom of things. You're not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it.
You don't simply take things as they are and move on; you're not content skimming along on the surface; you don't feel you're wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.
Warm
You have a genuine interest in other people. You're a natural host, and are always thinking about how you can increase the happiness of those around you. When friends have problems or are in trouble, you're usually the first person they turn to for aid and comfort. Scoring high on the "warm" trait suggests that you are among those who enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't always say exactly what you're thinking; you don't like the idea of causing anyone pain because of your criticism.
Understanding
You are willing to take the time to find out what's going on with other people, especially if they're in distress. You're a good listener, you don't criticize, and you offer unbiased, respectful, honest advice when it's requested. With a high score on the "understanding" trait, it is likely that you are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't feel the need to impose your standards on others or say things that, even though true, cause pain.
Tender
You are gentle with others, both physically and emotionally. You are careful not to upset people and go out of your way to find the nicest way to say something. You naturally focus on the fact that the world is full of wonderful people, places, and things. More often than not, people with a high score on the "tender" trait enjoy spending time with children, love romantic movies, and are enthusiastic about making the world a better place.
You don't think of yourself as tough-minded or gruff, nor do you need to be seen as some kind of objective source of truth and rationality.
Empathetic
You are in touch with your own feelings, which helps put you in touch with the feelings of others.
You don't buy the logic that your happiness comes ahead of everyone else's because unless you're happy you're incapable of making anyone else happy.
Innovative
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
You are in touch with your emotions, and sometimes you react before you think. The good news: you don't tamp down your feelings. The bad news: you sometimes say or do things that you later wish you could take back.
You do not live your life on an even keel; you do not go for long periods without experiencing some mood swings.
Sympathetic
You have a knack for knowing what's going on in the hearts and minds of those around you, without their having to tell you explicitly. People tend to turn to you with their problems because they know you care, and that you will likely offer good advice and a helping hand.
You do not feel that people with sad stories are just looking for attention, or have brought their problems upon themselves.
Curious
You like to get to the bottom of things. You're not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it.
You don't simply take things as they are and move on; you're not content skimming along on the surface; you don't feel you're wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.
Warm
You have a genuine interest in other people. You're a natural host, and are always thinking about how you can increase the happiness of those around you. When friends have problems or are in trouble, you're usually the first person they turn to for aid and comfort. Scoring high on the "warm" trait suggests that you are among those who enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't always say exactly what you're thinking; you don't like the idea of causing anyone pain because of your criticism.
Understanding
You are willing to take the time to find out what's going on with other people, especially if they're in distress. You're a good listener, you don't criticize, and you offer unbiased, respectful, honest advice when it's requested. With a high score on the "understanding" trait, it is likely that you are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't feel the need to impose your standards on others or say things that, even though true, cause pain.
Tender
You are gentle with others, both physically and emotionally. You are careful not to upset people and go out of your way to find the nicest way to say something. You naturally focus on the fact that the world is full of wonderful people, places, and things. More often than not, people with a high score on the "tender" trait enjoy spending time with children, love romantic movies, and are enthusiastic about making the world a better place.
You don't think of yourself as tough-minded or gruff, nor do you need to be seen as some kind of objective source of truth and rationality.
Empathetic
You are in touch with your own feelings, which helps put you in touch with the feelings of others.
You don't buy the logic that your happiness comes ahead of everyone else's because unless you're happy you're incapable of making anyone else happy.
Innovative
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
Creative
You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss. People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.
You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.
Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational, and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You're the living embodiment of the saying "You learn something new every day." In general, those with a high score on the "intellectual" trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.
You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the straight and narrow of what you already know.
Creepy crawly shit...
Posted 14 years agoI really, really dislike the very beginning of Summer. Why? Because every single little annoying insect that can enter my home does. After my parents sprayed around last night, I'm hoping out ant infestation is taken care of, but time will tell. For now, I can live with the stink bugs, they're just a small pain at the worst.
Other note, finalizing my budget and soon it's new computer time!
Other note, finalizing my budget and soon it's new computer time!
Being home...not what I hoped
Posted 14 years agoAs much as I enjoy being back home for Summer break, I'm finding myself a bit distraught. Yes, I can see the people that are dear to me more easily, but due to the fact so many of my friends have jobs or other commitments, I'm pretty much stuck without much contact save for the weekends.
What bothers me even more is that I'm almost always alone in my house. I wake up anywhere from 10 AM to 1 PM depending on how I sleep and most often nobody is home. While this may not seem like a big deal, I got used to living on a campus where, like it or not, I was almost constantly in contact with people. While it is often those people got on my nerves being surrounded by others is oddly comforting. While it's true I'm insanely freaked out when in a large crowd, which is why going to cons doesn't work well for my unless I'm with a friend the whole time, having a few people near helps.
The issue at hand is that in my home it is only my mother, my father, and I ever since our dog, Cinnamon, passed away last Summer. While I love my parents deeply, I have very little I can talk with them about. My mother and I can normally discuss family matters fairly well. My father is alright for some topics, but if I even venture toward politics, I get hit by a deluge of partisan thoughts. My father is a rather staunch Republican, which at one time worried me. After coming out to him things have been much better than they once were. Hell, I used to go days without seeing him because we wouldn't cross paths in the house. For the record, it's a small house, but we tend to stay sequestered to our own rooms. Perhaps I was expecting us to bond more after coming out, but we haven't so much. I'm going to try and take the first steps in making it happen because I don't think he will.
While all of this is incredibly "emo", I think from time to time I need to be frank with my emotional state. In complete honesty, I will shortly be meeting a few local therapists in order to follow up with a recommendation made by my counselor at school. I feel I need to work on my emotional health in order to better myself as a person and I think this is a good first step.
What bothers me even more is that I'm almost always alone in my house. I wake up anywhere from 10 AM to 1 PM depending on how I sleep and most often nobody is home. While this may not seem like a big deal, I got used to living on a campus where, like it or not, I was almost constantly in contact with people. While it is often those people got on my nerves being surrounded by others is oddly comforting. While it's true I'm insanely freaked out when in a large crowd, which is why going to cons doesn't work well for my unless I'm with a friend the whole time, having a few people near helps.
The issue at hand is that in my home it is only my mother, my father, and I ever since our dog, Cinnamon, passed away last Summer. While I love my parents deeply, I have very little I can talk with them about. My mother and I can normally discuss family matters fairly well. My father is alright for some topics, but if I even venture toward politics, I get hit by a deluge of partisan thoughts. My father is a rather staunch Republican, which at one time worried me. After coming out to him things have been much better than they once were. Hell, I used to go days without seeing him because we wouldn't cross paths in the house. For the record, it's a small house, but we tend to stay sequestered to our own rooms. Perhaps I was expecting us to bond more after coming out, but we haven't so much. I'm going to try and take the first steps in making it happen because I don't think he will.
While all of this is incredibly "emo", I think from time to time I need to be frank with my emotional state. In complete honesty, I will shortly be meeting a few local therapists in order to follow up with a recommendation made by my counselor at school. I feel I need to work on my emotional health in order to better myself as a person and I think this is a good first step.
I am a husky, but...
Posted 14 years agoStolen from...well, just about everybody by now.
Were I not a husky, what do you guys think I would be. C'mon now, I'm curious. :D
Were I not a husky, what do you guys think I would be. C'mon now, I'm curious. :D
So...May 1st again...
Posted 14 years agoIt's...my birthday. Turned 21, but I can't drink because I have finals this week. Le sigh.
Boooo, back to school
Posted 14 years agoYeah, I'm back to school for now. Luckily, I only have to wait until April 20th to go home again and I just can't wait! After that, I'm back to school from the 25th until...likely May 6th, then I'm home for Summer Break for 3 months!
Spring Break
Posted 14 years agoAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
Might have a problem
Posted 14 years agoAs of late, I've been coughing a lot. I don't mean little bouts of coughing, I mean coughing so hard I nearly throw up. I've attributed it to not taking my allergy meds on time and getting congested. Being overly congested leads to coughing to try and remove the phlegm, but even after several days of the meds being in my system, I'm not really improving. To boot, I seem to be dealing with a bit of shortness of breath even while not really doing anything. If these problems persist, I'm either going to the hospital beside my school, or I'll wait until Spring Break to see my normal physician back home. Anybody with any type of knowledge of lung-related issues, feel free to holler.
Writing
Posted 14 years agoThe more I read stories on FA, the more I'm reminded that I need to get back into writing. I have something I've been fiddling with, but I just have no idea when I'm going to be putting some touches on it. I want to finish out some more character profiles before I get into writing the story itself, but writer's block tends to hit me mid-sentence. Either way, I'm going to try and put up something new this semester. I want to feel like less of a lazy ass.
Virus
Posted 14 years agoThank you to somebody who messaged me and got my computer infected with a worm. If anybody sees me on YIM and I give you a link to an IQ test, don't take it.
Out?
Posted 15 years agoIn response to the big, mysterious post I made the other day...I came out to my dad. He was surprised, but not shocked and honestly, things went very well. I feel good, very relieved.
I told him I'm gay, that I'm a furry, and that I have a boyfriend. He's fine with all of it and it's just nice to know.
I told him I'm gay, that I'm a furry, and that I have a boyfriend. He's fine with all of it and it's just nice to know.
Something in the works
Posted 15 years agoThis week, something years in the making is going to happen with me. I don't want to say exactly what it is, but it's not something I do with ease. I've avoided it as long as I can and recently I've come to terms with the fact I can't put it off any longer. When it happens, I'll say what it was.
New Years!
Posted 15 years agoQuiet night in for me. Somebody get drunk in my stead. :P
Meeeeeeeerry (Insert holiday of choice)
Posted 15 years agoI got clothing. That's it. You know you're getting old when you're happy with practical gifts.
Semester nearly done!
Posted 15 years agoOoooh, I can't wait to go home! Next Wednesday I get to go home for Thanksgiving and I'll be helping my aunt cook the meal for my dad's family. I'm stoked to finally get a chance to use the cooking lessons I got. Friday I'll be out shopping and trying not to get killed and Saturday you can find me hanging out with my big local dragon 
Zerowhitefang. Sunday, it's back to school.
Got a few projects and papers to wrap up, but nothing that difficult to do, so I'm sooooo close to being done.
Zerowhitefang. Sunday, it's back to school.Got a few projects and papers to wrap up, but nothing that difficult to do, so I'm sooooo close to being done.
Revenge, AHAHAHAHAHA
Posted 15 years agoAfter weeks upon weeks of suffering the bitches above me stomping on the floor and shaking my ceiling I was informed this morning that if I call into security, the formal papers can begin and they will be removed from the dorms. MMMMMM, REVENGE IS SO, SO GOOD.
Free Story Requests?! Look for this fella!
Posted 15 years agoGuys, check this out!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1687432/
Fantastic chances for some interesting stories. Most certainly something to take a peek at. Just go for it!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1687432/
Fantastic chances for some interesting stories. Most certainly something to take a peek at. Just go for it!
Comment meme
Posted 15 years agoOn challenge from 
renarddefleureax
Comment and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what song you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this in your journal!
GO
renarddefleureaxComment and I'll...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what song you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this in your journal!
GO
I love a meme
Posted 15 years agoDirections:
1- Type in "You know you're from (where you're from) when" in google.
2- Click "I'm feeling lucky"
3- Copy and paste the list in the journal and bold the ones which apply to you.
* You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow."
* You say the correct pronunciation LANG-kist-er instead of the mispronounced Lan-CAST-er, and LEB-en-in instead of the equally incorrect Leb-a-NON.
* You know the only way to make good fastnachts is to cook them in LARD.
* You live within two miles of a plant that makes potato chips, corn chips,pretzels, candy, or ice cream, or that packages turkeys, beans, or bologna. (Not right now, but I've lived near them a couple times in my life)
* You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system."
* You know what REAL pot pie is.
* YOUR turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing."
* You know that chicken corn soup from a fire house is the most nearly perfect food on earth.
* You say things like, "Outen the lights," "I'm calling off today," and "They're calling for snow."
* You've heard of distelfinks and hex signs.
* You only buy your beer and soda by the case.
* You think the roads in any other state are smooth.
* You know the Penn State cheer, and although you've never attended PennState, you are a most obnoxious Penn State fan. (WE ARE...ANNOYING!)
* Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside.
* You never see any Confederate Flags, except on the Gettysburg Battlefield.
* You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva.
* You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.
* School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.
* When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI."
* You call sloppy joes "barbecue."
* When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.
* You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face. (I can't give directions to save my life)
* Know that Yuengling is pronounced "Ying-ling," and believe that it really is a premium beer (which comes from growing up on Schlitz and Iron City).
* Have the Rolling Rock bottle memorized: "From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment. . . . "
* Know that Wilkes-Barre is pronounced "Wilks Berry."
* Can pronounce "Knoebels."
* Can pronounce (or spell) "Schuylkill." (But no way in hell shall I step in it.)
* Live for summer, when street fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
* Have a day off school on the Monday after Thanksgiving, which is the first day of hunting season.
* Never have to worry about being stuck in a ditch when it's snowing. -someone in a 4WD pickup with tow chains will be along shortly.
* Elect pro-life Democrats and pro-choice Republicans for Governor (i.e., Casey and Ridge)
* Frequently go "with," e.g., "You going to the market? Mind if I come with?"
* Refer to something as "a whole nother," e.g., "That's a whole nother issue."
*You have "dinner" for lunch.
You say the correct pronunciation LANG-kist-er instead of the mispronounced Lan-CAST-er, and LEP-nin instead of the equally-incorrect Leb-a-NON.
1- Type in "You know you're from (where you're from) when" in google.
2- Click "I'm feeling lucky"
3- Copy and paste the list in the journal and bold the ones which apply to you.
* You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow."
* You say the correct pronunciation LANG-kist-er instead of the mispronounced Lan-CAST-er, and LEB-en-in instead of the equally incorrect Leb-a-NON.
* You know the only way to make good fastnachts is to cook them in LARD.
* You live within two miles of a plant that makes potato chips, corn chips,pretzels, candy, or ice cream, or that packages turkeys, beans, or bologna. (Not right now, but I've lived near them a couple times in my life)
* You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system."
* You know what REAL pot pie is.
* YOUR turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing."
* You know that chicken corn soup from a fire house is the most nearly perfect food on earth.
* You say things like, "Outen the lights," "I'm calling off today," and "They're calling for snow."
* You've heard of distelfinks and hex signs.
* You only buy your beer and soda by the case.
* You think the roads in any other state are smooth.
* You know the Penn State cheer, and although you've never attended PennState, you are a most obnoxious Penn State fan. (WE ARE...ANNOYING!)
* Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside.
* You never see any Confederate Flags, except on the Gettysburg Battlefield.
* You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva.
* You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.
* School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.
* When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI."
* You call sloppy joes "barbecue."
* When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.
* You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face. (I can't give directions to save my life)
* Know that Yuengling is pronounced "Ying-ling," and believe that it really is a premium beer (which comes from growing up on Schlitz and Iron City).
* Have the Rolling Rock bottle memorized: "From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment. . . . "
* Know that Wilkes-Barre is pronounced "Wilks Berry."
* Can pronounce "Knoebels."
* Can pronounce (or spell) "Schuylkill." (But no way in hell shall I step in it.)
* Live for summer, when street fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
* Have a day off school on the Monday after Thanksgiving, which is the first day of hunting season.
* Never have to worry about being stuck in a ditch when it's snowing. -someone in a 4WD pickup with tow chains will be along shortly.
* Elect pro-life Democrats and pro-choice Republicans for Governor (i.e., Casey and Ridge)
* Frequently go "with," e.g., "You going to the market? Mind if I come with?"
* Refer to something as "a whole nother," e.g., "That's a whole nother issue."
*You have "dinner" for lunch.
You say the correct pronunciation LANG-kist-er instead of the mispronounced Lan-CAST-er, and LEP-nin instead of the equally-incorrect Leb-a-NON.
Yeah...
Posted 15 years agoBirthday on Saturday, but today...there's not a lot of today that couldn't be solved with a LOT OF FIRE.
My fine is...
Posted 16 years agoSmoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine comes to...$175. I'm so vanilla. :P
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine comes to...$175. I'm so vanilla. :P
No husky meme
Posted 16 years agoLooks like my webcam will suddenly no longer activate it's main program. I can stream with the cam, but not take pictures? O.o
