Welp... another year has passed and i have not posted any journals what so ever.... ah well.

To those that read this, i hope you're having a great Christmas or whatever it is that you celebrate. have a great time and enjoy spending your day with family and/or friends!!

Especially to those working in retail and online retail. we survived yet another fucking year of this bullshit where people wait until the last fucking second to buy/order their gifsts and then get pissed off that it's not in on time. my co worker at the service desk had to endure phonecall after phonecall of people yelling/swearing at her because of their own incompitence....

ah well. Time to focus on the nicer things. FOOOOOOOOOOD

Stay safe out there!!

Time for this orc to be even more lewd, fuck/get fucked and stuff myself with some delicous treats!!!

Thrall or Garrosh, take your pick https://twitter.com/Bromok1

So i just noticed i've been on this site for 8 years on this exact day (not for all with the time differences and all but if you live in the netherlands it's 100% certain) looked at my profile realizing that its kind of dull and boring... probably should fix that after 8 long years X_X Ah well in due time i guess. For now let's focus on actually adding my own stuff over getting commissions and making others do all the work ><

Ahhh the best month of the year has finally arrived (not counting christmas because thats the best holliday of the year together with halloween) time for a mass display of green bare skin, and swinging orc dick! be that big brutish orcs or hulking sweethearts that wants to cuddle you! So enjoy the month with lots and lots of green ^^ or blue or black or purple. seein they come in so many colors ^^

I know you must be getting sick and tired of hearing this. FUCK THAT! there is no way we can let a bunch of shitheads who are totally not connected to these fandoms, the things we like, make decisions like this. This is our thing and we should protect these rights.

https://www.change.org/p/european-p....._share_initial

Get off your ass and do something! because if you don't all the things you love be that meme's fandoms what ever the fuck falls under copyright will be censored. Boom, gone. who knows whats going to be next after this!!

Lets be real.... Thor was his bitch!!! i mean come on, such a huge tower and they put him inside Hulk's bedroom.... BEDROOM!!! I'm pretty sure thor had some green sausage. and sure yeah play it off when he steps out of the pool. acting all disgusted, like its the first time you've seen it, but we know better!

yeah grandmaster, put the guy who nearly killed your favorite champion into his bedroom, thats smart! we all know your plan was for the blond boy to get used, don't be ashamed to admit that. trust me, i wanted it to. oh how i hoped he would turn around or keep that sweet ass in frame for a few seconds longer. but all we have is the mere thought of Hulk using Thor as his blond plaything. i know it happened, you know it happened.

So to every orc and non orc a happy orctoober,
May your month be green (or what ever color you decide your orc to be) tusked and overall orcish!!!!

I'm going to start off the month good with something I should have done ages ago.... ^^ mix some green with red.

So lets give this a shot, If you have any questions about any of my guys, don't be shy and ask away. could be questions about their lives.... or the bedroom >:)

Bromok: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22588866/
Brothan (bromok's dad) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17662576/
Bromak (demon within Bromok's mind) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21049167/
Grobash http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14618422/
Gar'gosh and Gor http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13932500/
Red http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19317500/
and finally Mog'garath http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14606898/


I'm so bad at naming my guys.... but ah well i still love em, each and every one of em ><

Go to  ghgbn for a free raffle, and stay for the cute art of stocky chubby men :)

So well, not really good with these sorts of things, but here we go!

First of all i want to thank everyone for joining, knowing that people actually want to work with Bromok is kind of a fun thought and it puts a smile on my face.
And well, just because you didn't get picked does definitively NOT mean that you're super awsome. It was soooooo freaking hard to pick someone because they were all so cute and well.... i'm sure the orc would have much rather lined you all up taking turns ><

But there can only be one and that is... *cough* drums please. >drum noise< thank you....


And the winner is:  Ozavic congratz! :) any questions do send a note.

to the rest of you amazing people, thank you so much for participating, i can't say it enough! :)

So here is the thing. I haven't used it to it's fullest yet, but Bromok owns his own bar. not just any bar, but a gay bar which allows you to rent a room for a midnihgt quicky or a long romantic night. either way flies. No need to take your one night stands home with you if you don't want to, or go to a raunchy dirty motel, and no need for a quicky in the public bathroom!

But here is the thing, Bromok is getting sick of doing all the accounting stuff, he wasn't made to sit in an office all day! he wants to be out, talk to his customers, serve drinks, have fun! he's been doing that boring stuff for years now and it's time to find someoone to do it for him, someone getting payed to sit in a office and crunch the numbers! Though getting himself a fully educated accountant isn't really his style. he needs someone that he can mold, someone who's still not fully 100% used to the daily work life, why not an intern? Basically the workforce bitch!

So here is the thing, do you think you've got what it takes to work for Bromok? (NOTE, No, you don't actually have to be an accountant ><) trust me it's not as easy as it sounds! Sign up right here. What do you need:

- A visualized character, be that a ref or him used in a picture of the sorts.
- a short description of yourself.
- Likes/dislikes in the bedroom.
- tell me why you think you can/want to work for Bromok.
- and of course, be watching me ><

Here is how things are going to work, I will not randomly pick one, or raffle it away. I am going to treat this as a real job interview. Bromok is picky and he will choose someone to suit his needs! more then just looking pretty behind a desk. Though just because i didn't pick you doesn't mean you're not a wonderful person/sona :) Because you are ^^

What you will get is with certainty a free short story involving my sona Bromok. how and such, will not be discussed and you will find out once it is done. and the possibility of being included in more stories. though this is not 100% certain!

WARNING!!!! if you are not comfortable with some of the stuff in my gallery then it is best that you don't apply. there is a high probability that some of these subjects will be used so keep that in mind.
ALSO!!!! I will use your character as i see fit so if you are not comfortable with that, do not apply. i can understand that some people care for their characters and don't want them to go through with stuff, so if you are not, best not join in >< Because if i finish up the story and you don't agree with them being in a certai situation, i will make Bromok sit on you, and not in the fun way!!!

So, i think that is motly it, any questions don't hesitate to ask, and one last thing BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER! ^^
I'll announce our new intern at the 18th of september, have fun with it :)

also being my friend does not give you a bigger chance!

Its certainly amazing, but how special is it?
I don't know, fuck it, let's just have fun with it!! Bring out the cake and strippers, time to party!!!!!!!

Hey there, let's keep things short!
I want to help someone out that's in my friendzone, a guy who's down on his luck and could use some extra!

So, writing up shorts which basically can be anything!! if it's a subject i'm not familliar with, do let me know how what or when. i don't do females in a sexual manner, nor any lady parts, sorry cuntboys ><

Will be working for 5 dollars for 3/4 pages depending. could be more. so let me know, send me a note and we'll be in business!

So here's the thing, i know it's out there a lot, and you can't help everyone, i can fully understand, buuut  thegreenfoot is need of help. his current living situation is a disaster up to a point where he can barely eat or afford his blood pressure medicatioin.

Though one of the few things he has left is his laptop, check his profile out he does really good 3D work and he's open for commissions http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7607508/ not that expensive and even a chance to get a customized character for 25 dollars, not to crazy seeing he has limited sources, but only 10 dollars for a character.


So i thought i'd help him out. get a commission from him, and tell  thegreenfoot to message me that you got one, and i'll write up a short story to go with it, be that sexually or just descriptive. i know it's not much, but it's free. besides you'll be helping someone out in the process!! which is always a good feeling :)

Just saw it.... all i can say, fuck you blizzard, thank you for painting orcs as blood thirsty savages once more.... sure they were in the game, but they had a reason there, you left that out, way to go -_-

Anyone else have ay problems in their notes? I have one, but when i search through it i can't seem to find it. sooooo if you've sent me a note and haven't gotten anything back from me, then you'll know why X_X

Ok, first things first, sure it was anoying that the site was off..... BUT FUCKING CHRIST!!!
I'ts not FA's fault for getting hacked! the best sites and companies in the world get hacked!
acting like a freaking 5 year old isn't going to help anyone!
Sure what haooened was a pain in the ass, but it wasn't as if they had a huge sign on the site saying: please hack us, we love it.
Plus they did take action.

So no, i'm sorry to say to the ones that leave, i am sorry to see you go, but i'm not going to make 10 new accounts on different sites just to follow someone.
that would be ridiculous.
Besides, I love FA. here's where i got started on my orcish stuff and met all the people i know now, seen all the great artwork, met amazing artists.

Sorry for the rant, but sometimes people just need to wake up, and grow up. Shit happens, and it's up to you how to deal with it. want to leave your followers behind completely? ungreatful to your watchers!
But i can understand if you want to open multiple sites to get your work more spread out,

*Sigh* i just hope not that not everyone leaves

well, that's it i guess ^^ have fun, don't drink to much :)

Hey there to those who read these, there is still one spot left for the vore bar joint commission.
Peolpe already joining:
 DandyLion as the hungry bouncer
 spellflare as the bartender. predatory, but seems to forget that he's only human ><
Of course i will be at the party as well, joined with a guest in my tummy, who i will not spoil yet. but he's my little pup so i won't share :P

So there is still one open spot left for 45 dollars, which can go many ways, be that pred, prey (willing or unwilling), a patreon having a drink at the bar and enojying the view itself. admiring some of the feats presented.
Or someone shackled up, who would be someone's future plaything, it would be all up to you :)

So as the title says, i'm on the look out for people to join in on a commission.
Here is the thing:
A while back i started up a commission with  Vhyena It's going to be a vore themed one, just a heads up ^^
But the thing is, it's turning a little expensive on me since i moved out into my own place.

So i thought why not include others in on the fun? I'm looking for four people to fill the slots.
1- a bartender.
2- a bouncer, one's who's gut is already pretty full from people who caused some problems.
3- Idea can be discussed
4- Idea can be discussed

So the price for 1 and 2 are 30 dollars due to the fact that the rols are mostly set. sure some things can be discussed, but the roles are set.
As for number 3/4 those slots haven't been put into place yet, so they'll be a bit more expensive due to options being open. each spot will be 45 dollars.

we're mostly looking for big guys, mostly the pred types. no femenine characters or femboys. we simply enjoy the sight of big bulky men over the slimmer characters.

also, patience is required. it's a rather large project, and the artist does have other things to work on and well, a life. personally i'm against deadlines and such and adding pressure to an artist, because that tends to add in bad results.
Of course, it'll be within reason.

Note me here when you're interested, and we'll see how things roll from there.

let's make this a great month with sexy green skins all around!!!

So here's the thing, i recently moved to my own place, which is fine and all that money wise and being here is great.
But i am sooooo freaking addicted to getting commissions, and i still have 2 to pay off at the moment.

then came to thought, why not try my hand at written commissions myself?
well let's first see if there is even interest in it, the stories aren't going to be long, just short one about 6 pages max.
what i won't do:
-scat
-watersports
-cunt boys
-anything with female parts for that matter ><

I can try to push my limits on other stuff. but again, let's see if there is any interest to begin with ><
price wise, i was thinking around 10 dollars... not sure yet, wouldn't know it that was to much or not.
starting optemistically with two slots... X_X

first come, first serve, place a note claiming a spot here in the comments, and then note me with your idea