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Posted 10 years agoTHIS ACCOUNT HAS MOVED TO 
Artwork will not be posted to this account anymore.
Reason for the move
-I don't want to be known as NOPENOTEME.
-Refresh gallery, refresh name to fit with my names everywhere else.
-Because I'm a dork.
Streaming :D
Posted 10 years agoVenty Ranty Venty
Posted 11 years agoNone art related, but it will spark some artwork over the next few days no doubt.
I never thought I'd say this. But I' beginning to hate my job.
Seriously.
Today is my only day off this week because the SAME GIRL decided she's going to london on friday and guess where I'm having to go?
Work.
Because some stupid little girl can't handle a tooth ache for the day. I've had her, my district manager and my district managers 2nd hand on the phone telling me I have to come in after I've told all of them that I physically can't because I have people coming here at the end of the day and I have a meal to prep and cook for said people. I've had to move my day around, rush everything because one girl can't be bothered to do her shift. And she has the cheek to be annoyed at me because I said I wouldn't cover her shift at the weekend in her store because I actually want a day off?
Not to mention two weeks ago they worked me to illness because nobody else could be bothered to come and give me a day off, and last week I was made to work in the busiest store in our district and then found out I'd be on my own. Until the end of the day because their staff don't get that "Come in to work" Means "HEY, you need to come into work you bloody moron!" Apparently it means take the night off why not.
They're telling me off for things that happened on days I wasn't in my shop and helping out OVER GOD DAMN SHOPS BECAUSE THEIR STAFF ARE SHOCKINGLY SHIT and was actually the managers/covers fault not mine. I'm sick of it.
And God forbid I have actually plans on my days off because chances are they're not going to be days off at all!
I'm tired, my health is all over the place, I rarely get to see people because I rarely have days off where I have the energy to do anything. I work overtime to make sure the shop is perfect anyway in case we get special visits. I'm too tired in the evening to work on anything personal.
And do I get a thanks or a sincere apology? Like fuck do I.
VENTY RANTY VENTY MOAN.
I needed to get this off my chest somewhere.
I never thought I'd say this. But I' beginning to hate my job.
Seriously.
Today is my only day off this week because the SAME GIRL decided she's going to london on friday and guess where I'm having to go?
Work.
Because some stupid little girl can't handle a tooth ache for the day. I've had her, my district manager and my district managers 2nd hand on the phone telling me I have to come in after I've told all of them that I physically can't because I have people coming here at the end of the day and I have a meal to prep and cook for said people. I've had to move my day around, rush everything because one girl can't be bothered to do her shift. And she has the cheek to be annoyed at me because I said I wouldn't cover her shift at the weekend in her store because I actually want a day off?
Not to mention two weeks ago they worked me to illness because nobody else could be bothered to come and give me a day off, and last week I was made to work in the busiest store in our district and then found out I'd be on my own. Until the end of the day because their staff don't get that "Come in to work" Means "HEY, you need to come into work you bloody moron!" Apparently it means take the night off why not.
They're telling me off for things that happened on days I wasn't in my shop and helping out OVER GOD DAMN SHOPS BECAUSE THEIR STAFF ARE SHOCKINGLY SHIT and was actually the managers/covers fault not mine. I'm sick of it.
And God forbid I have actually plans on my days off because chances are they're not going to be days off at all!
I'm tired, my health is all over the place, I rarely get to see people because I rarely have days off where I have the energy to do anything. I work overtime to make sure the shop is perfect anyway in case we get special visits. I'm too tired in the evening to work on anything personal.
And do I get a thanks or a sincere apology? Like fuck do I.
VENTY RANTY VENTY MOAN.
I needed to get this off my chest somewhere.
Commission slots;
Posted 11 years agoThis is more for my benefit then anything, but I can post progress here as well so you can see how far from finished/if I've started :3
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maammalice(headsketch)
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maammalice(headsketch)2.
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Commissions TOS
Posted 11 years agoApparently these things are useful to have :D
Before I get started the most important thing is to be friendly. My notes are always open, and I'm always open to answering any questions you have! Please don't be scared to talk to me. That said, any rude or demanding behavior will put me off and lesser your chance of getting accepted.
What I will and won't do
Wills
-SFW & NSFW
-ANY Gender including gender mashups e.g Futa
-Love/Romance/Intimate/inappropriate touching/cuddles/kisses you name it.
-Animals/Animal features (Keep in mind this is not something I do A LOT of so they WILL take longer as I will want to perfect them and it won't be easy for me.)
-Light violence (I.e blood, bruises, cuts, burns)
-Size differences
-Tentacles (I don't draw it often but if your idea sounds interesting enough I'm not opposed.)
-Some Fetish (Including mild rapeplay, bondage, Sub/Dom, Daddy/Little Domme/Sub)
Won'ts
-Vore
-Heavy Violence
-Gore
-Underage
-Messy
-Anything remotely racist, discriminating.
-Animal abuse
The nitty gritty rules.
-Goes without saying that although this is art you have paid for, it is still my artwork. It is not to be altered, wrongly credited, redistributed, traced in any way unless you have expressed permission from myself.
-I will send you a preview sketch once one is ready. THIS is the time to tell me about any kinds of alterations, changes to commission type or additions you want. If by any chance you chose to change anything after the sketch has been comfirmed, if it will alter the quality of the drawing I may decline or charge extra.
-I hold the right to cancel/decline any commission offered. This will rarely happen, but if it does please respect my choice. You will always be provided with a reason.
-If you feel I have forgotten a commission, please note me to remind me (I won't bite you)
-Life is a stinker and creeps up on us, if for any reason you feel I am taking far too long to complete your commission please tell me.
-You can repost your commission so long as you have credited me in title or description and have linked back to original artwork
-Refs are the perfect thing to work from, so if you have any available at all please include them. Descriptions are hard to work from and while doable, will take more time to perfect.
Still with me? Awesome now lets discuss payment.
Prices are listed here; http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/nopenotme/
-At the moment I only take paypal.
-I'll send you my address once we've agreed on payment.
-My Prices are listed in british pounds, but that's because I'm British and only know the value of my currency. However there is the wonderful google and many other exchange rate converter things that can help us settle and agree on a price!
-In terms of payment, I won't ask for anything until I have given you a detailed sketch of your commission/preview (Watermarked) Once I've sent you the preview, payment must be made in full unless the price is considerably high in which case we can work out a payment plan.
-Obviously you reserve the right to cancel. Though if you know I have started please be aware deductions will be made from the refund.
And now for that order form
Send this to me in notes only, I'm likely to forget/misplace comments.
Email Address;
Type of Commission;
Number of Characters;
SFW/NSFW;
Description; (this should include any refs/descriptions/poses/expressions/backgrounds etc.)