The header sucks. Furaffinity and it's loser fanbase has no idea who the Beatles are. The best day of my life was when John Lennon was shot. I was only 6 months old but I knew that my life was better.

Number nine. Number nine. Number nine.

Worst band ever. You know what band is better than The Beatles?


Sugar Ray.

Because no one cares about art. It's a stupid "talent" that no one really appreciates except basing it on how real you can draw the dicks. Also, I'm not sure who told furries that everything and anything is accepted in the fandom because we all have an open mind -- because we don't. In fact, 94% of furries hate God and you.

It's all science fact.

I had a fucking party and a lot of people came!!!!!

First, there was me!

http://www.urbanhonking.com/truefan.....ves/booker.jpg

OH HELL YEAH I LOOK TIGHT.

Corrosive came over. He was pretty stinky and apparently after a shower, he smelled worse!!!!

http://italy.indymedia.org/uploads/2004/06/jew.jpg


Soundhound showed up and started doing what she does best.

GETTING DRUNK AND CRUNK

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/large_2.....asts_small.jpg

These guys crashed our party.

http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journ.....sarah_olga.jpg

We had the police beat them all up.


Poofywolf showed up looking PREPPY AS ALWAYS. UGH.

http://cache.umusic.com/images/loca.....b002eacf4e.jpg

STOP SMILING.

And then Pico showed up too.

http://justinblanton.com/images/weblog/nana.jpg

Oh pico. You don't look a day over DIRT!


THEN NEW YEARS HAPPENED AND I FARTED

THE END

Who the fuck is King Elliott Ingonyama the First and why is he a pedophile? If you ever see the wiki page, it's full of dumb shit like him being king in some made-up faggot land called "Naboombu" and some other shit.

What they don't tell you is how he is a cruel dictator who murders anyone who questions him. He then heads over to Central Florida to cool down when child raping laws hold him down. The statute of limitation is only 3 days long in Naboombu, long enough for him to host a party for shit eaters in Florida.

Seriously, spend those special time with family. Not child molesters.

The current header is such SHIT. What the fuck? Why do they always pick the worst fucking artist to do the headers? Look at that fucking fag Fender. He's just standing there like a fucking statue. And then he's sometimes red and sometimes grey. Make up your fucking minds, you faggots.

Oh and look. He's breathing out the words Furaffinity. How creative. What kind of nigger shit is this? The cheapest way to make a website look like it's constantly updated is to change the header.

Fuck the header and fuck you for reading this. You fucking kike.

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