-rolls- I'm sick of that huge journal nomming up mah page so here ya go.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I tag Syxe, Airisu, and Darkstory

So I went and saw Nightwish last night. Best. Night Of. My. Entire. Life. So during the opener I'm standing near these 2 guys and we start talking, turns out they're friends with some of my friends. I mean really, of all the people at that concert I would up near people I had mutual friends with. So I hung out with them for a while before Nightwish came on. Then I pushed my way to the front and got like 1.5 rows of people from the stage. I almost touched Annete's hand. Omg <3.

Nad Marco almost took my eye out with a pick he threw into the crowd. I couldn't find it after though :C It bounced off my face xD

Pics will come after I get them off my phone

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6. Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9. Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you talk about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you could change anything about me?
14. If you could ask one question, what would it be?
15. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
16. Where do you live? if US what state?
17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Apparently this is supposed to tell you something about yourself.

The list:
A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You love to drink
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : Great in bed.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You are dead sexy.
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

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E : Great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
E : Great in bed.

Ohya

B : You like people.
A : Easy to fall in love with.
N : You like to drink.
E : Great in bed.

heckyea

N : You like to drink.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
M : best kisser ever.
P : Great in bed.
H : You are Quirky.

Your character's species: Foolat (Fox/Wolf/House Cat)

If your fursona/avatar was:

a general airborne species: Macaw
a general aquatic species: otter(drawing)
a general invertebrate: Snail
an amphibian: Caecilian
a bird: Macaw
a canine: Saluki/Rotty mix
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Badger(drawing)
a dinosaur: Velocoraptor
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Aardwolf
a feline: Canadian Lynx/Persian
an insect/arachnid: none
a marsupial: Kangaroo
a microorganism: none
a mythical species: Tanuki, Dragon, or Gulon
a primate: Lemur
a reptile: Alligator
a rodent or lagomorph: Porcupine
an ungulate: Llama(drawing)
a mammal in a group not listed above: Tapir(drawing)

- Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.

MNom finally proved she's 100% anti-furry. Now I'm more afraid than ever for her to find out I am one.

I think people are gonna look at me funny after this x_X


Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - i make braces sexy damnit :D
Age Play? - naw
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - nooo
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - not really
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - no
Anal Sex? - ew.
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - i dunno
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - no
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - no
Balloons? - i don't like balloons lol
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - yes
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - no
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - no
Biting/Teeth? - yes
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? -yes
Body Hair? - uhh... i like facial haaiiirrrrr
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - yes
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - yes
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - no
Candle Wax? - no
Chains? -asdffdawef YES.
Chastity Devices? - hmm... no
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - no
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - no
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - no
Collar and Lead/Leash? - and why do you think I ALWAYS wear a collar?
Confinement/Caging? - no
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - no
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - maybe
Cross Dressing? - >:3 yes
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - no
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - no
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - no
Denim? - no
Depilation/Shaving? - no
Diapers/Diaper Lover? -naw
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - naw
Discipline? - no
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - no
Domination? - YES!
Ears? - no
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - no
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - sajhbaef no D:
Erotic Photography? - no
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - no
Feathers? - no
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - no
Fisting? - no
Food Play? - no
Fuck Machines/Robots? - no
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - hmm.. waht a good question XD </sarcasm>
Gangbangs? - No
Genital Worship? - no
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - no
Hair Pulling? - kinda
Handcuffs/Shackles? - yes
Harnesses? - no
High Heels/Stilettos? - no
Humiliation? - no
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - no
Kidnapping Play? - no
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - no
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - no
Lace/Lingerie? - yes
Latex? - no
Leather? - yes
Making Home "Movies"? - no
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - no
Masochism? - no
Massage? - yush
Master/Slave? - no
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - maybe
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - no
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - nooooo
Murder Fetishism? - no
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - no
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - no
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - no
Nipples? -no
Oral Fixations? - no
Oral Sex? - no
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? -no
Piercings? - yeah
Pinching? - no
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - no
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - no
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - anti fetish. I hate being touched by feet
Power Exchange? - idk
Pregnancy Fetishism? - no
Punishment? - no
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - no
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - no
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - no
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - no
Rimming? - no
Role Playing? - yes
Rubber? - no
Sadism? - no
Scent? - yes
Sensory Deprivation? - no
Smoking Fetishism? - yes and no. I hate smoking/smoke but think people who smoke are hot
Spanking/Paddling? -no
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - no
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - yes
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - no
Tickling? - yes xD even though i say i hate it!
Tongue Fetish? - i like tongues ;D
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - maybe
Transvestism? - no
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - no
Violence/Physical Injury? - no
Voyeurism? - no
Wrestling/Fighting? - XD yeah
Zombies/Gore? - no

Well I
ve become re-hooked and absolutely ADORE the Tempests.
I have 2.
Bought one yesterday(got a token and made her) and bought a boy today :)

Their names are CandyKiss Chocolate Chip Cookie(the girl) and CandyKiss M&M (the boy) cause he's all rainbow-y <3

My ID is 28269


For those who don't know what wajas is it's a site where you raise & breed wolf-like critters called wajas. it's wajas.net
but registration is down atm.

EDIT:
Got an upgrade and another tempest, going to get a 4th later today or tommorow :)

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

1.) Calm like a Bomb in my pants (rage against the machine)
2.) Holy Mountains in my pants(System Of A Down)
3.) Sexy lady in my pants(Yung BErg)
4.) Get Inside my pants(Stone Sour)
5.) Art School Girl n my pants (Stone Temple Pilots)
6.) Echo in my pants (Incubus)
7.) Give It To Me in my pants (Timbaland)
8.) Violent Pornography in my pants (System Of A Down)
9.) Reckless Abandon in my pants (Blink 182)
10.) Pancho and Lefty in my pants (Willie Nelson)
11.) At the sign of the prancing pony in my pants (LOTR fellowship of the ring OST)
12.) Trippin' on XTC in my pants (Green Jello/Jelly)
13.) Flight of the Skajaquada in my pants (Green Jello/Jelly)
14.) headlong in my pants (queen)
15.) first date in my pants (blink 182)

Well I can make t-shirts with my art on it :) If you either comment here or send me a note we can negotiate making the shirt :)

Commisions for art for the shirts will be $5 and the I'll make the shirt at my shirt site thing

heres my store:: www.zazzle.com/banesparhawk*



thanks~
Bane

Stolen from my dear friend  CaptJackSparrow

Name: Emilie
Nickname: Bane

Fursona: Bane, a fox/cat/wolf hybrid
Date of Birth: blarg... uuhhhhhhh June 24, 1992
Birthplace: MANCHESTER NEW HAMPSHIRE BITCH!
Current Location: California~
Eye Color: green/blue/brown (it changes :c)
Hair Color: dark brown that fades into blond. don't ask. I have no idea why it's doing it D;
Height: 5'4" call me short and I'll cry :c
Heritage: American, Irish, Scottish, Native American
Piercings: mah ears :D
Tattoos: I want some. A rose on my left wrist and a dragon on my right hip


Favourite:

Animal: wolves
Band/Singer: Nightwish, Fallout Boy, Matchbox 20, Mayday parade
Song: Last beautiful Girl-matchbox 20
Movie: Princess bride
Disney Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3
Disney Show: HANNAH MONTANA ;D
Disney Character: ^^ Hannah's friend OLIVER
TV show: Bones
Color: that pretty grey blue of the sky after a storm
Food: ice cream
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: cake batter
Pocky Flavor: CHOCOLLLATTTEEE
Drink (alcoholic): never.
Soda: Coke
Cookie: chocolate chip
Store: hot topic
Clothing Brand: Tripp
Shoe Brand: Converse
Season: Summer
Month: June
Convention/Holiday/Festival: COMIC-CON!!!
Flower: roses
Board game: Robo Rally :D

This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Sunny.
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: A bit of both?
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: Depends
Looks or personality: Personality THEN looks
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: Hot.

Your:

Goal for this year: uhhh... i dunno... live to my 16th birthday? xD
Most missed memory: My childhood....
Best physical feature: uhhh... well i like my boobs :D
First thought waking up: fuck. what day is it?
Hypothetical personality disorder: uhhh... i dunno... i'm not very social
Preferred type of surgery: uhh... none
Sesame street alter ego: GROVER
Fairytale alter ego: The Big Bad Wolf
Most stupid remark: "Can I have the uhh... Barbeque Pork Rib Sandwhich?" "We only have that on mondays" "right...?" "Welcome to tuesday, Em..." "Oh.. shit serious?" ((this really happened to me at school. :c ))
Worst crime: uhh... going out with my ex's best friend after making out with his other best friend. I'm horrible I know D:
Greatest ambition: graduate high school
Greatest fear: Storms
Darkest secret: I can't sleep without my blankie i've had since I was born
Favorite subject: literature?
Strangest received gift: a turkey plushie name Hershcel or something like that
Worst habit: biting my nails


Do You:

Smoke:no
Drink: no
Curse: let's put it this way... fuck is my favorite word
Shower daily: yea
Like thunderstorms: no. not at all. nonononono. they scare the shit out of me and make me hide in my closet under my afore mentioned blankie crying.
Dance in the rain: I dun like rain. it's wet and cold :c
Sing: all the time <3
Play an instrument: i own some xD 2 guitars to be wxact
Get along with your parents: most of the time
Wish on stars: whenI remember to
Believe in fate: yea
Believe in love at first sight: yea


Can You:
Drive: Rhino trucks
Sew: yup
Cook: yup :D
Speak another language: no :c
Dance: i try to xD
Sing: yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: No, unfortunately.
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: Yes!

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: no
Been Stoned/High: no
Eaten Sushi: yea... then i discovered seaweed makes me ill
Been in Love: i'm pretty sure i am :)
Skipped school: yea, a lot...
Made prank calls: yes lol
Sent someone a love letter: I worte one, i never gave it to him though... i think I still have it....
Stolen something: no
Cried yourself to sleep: ... multiple times....

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? being really loud
Are you right or left handed?right.
What is your bedtime? 9:00 pm D:
Name three things you can't live without: my blankie, my friends/family/boyfriend, and food
What is the color of your room? white-ish (we rent so i can't paint it purple :C )
Do you have any siblings? no
Do you have any pets? yup, a 3 legged rat terrier named spot
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? yup :)
What is you middle name? Michelle
What are you nicknames? Bane...? and Em

Are you for or against gay marriage? for them 100%

What are your thoughts on abortion? i think it should be the mother's choice
Do you have a crush on anyone? of course i do!

Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes
How do you want to die?in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? uhhmmmmm i think it was 7
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? definatley
What is the last law you’ve broken? uhhh.. none?

1. WAT IS UR NAME? Em or Bane

2. WAT IS UR AGE? 15

3. WAT IS UR LOCATION? California

4. HOW DO U DISCRIBE UR BODY TYPE? Bony with slight curvacleness

5. WAT IS UR FAVORITE COLOR? dark colors

6. WAT IS UR EYE COLOR? green-y blue-y brown

7. DO U SMOKE? nope

8. WAT DO U SMOKE? nothin

9. DO U DRINK? uh all the time, i'd die if i didn't injest liquids :P

10. WAT DO U DRINK? Vault, Dr. Pepper, water :P

11. HAVE U EVER DID DRUGS? no.

12. WAT DRUGS HAVE U DONE? none

13. ARE U IN SCHOOL? yea highschool

14. WAT SCHOOL DO U GO TO? Not telling :c

15. ARE U A VIRGIN? very much so... i think.... >_>

16. WAT DO U DO FOR FUN? draw and make people laugh at my own expence.

17. WAT DO U LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/BOY OR BOTH? personality, kindness, humor

18. DO U HAVE KIDS? no

19. DO U WANT KIDS? not really

20. HOW MANY KIDS U PLAN ON HAVEING? 0... maybe 1 if i adopt

21. ARE U STRAIGHT/BI/GAY/LESBIAN OR TRI? bi

22. DO U COOK? yea :) my daddy taight me how to

23. CAN U COOK REALLY GOOD? yea... i even experiment sometimes... like i made a really nummy cinnamin/honey yellow cake last month :3

24. WAT DO U COOK THE BEST? cookies and pancakes. my pancakes are ah~mazing if i do say so myself ;3

25. ARE U SINGLE/MARRIED OR IN A RELATIONSHIP? in a relationship with the most amazing guy ever <3

26. WAT WAS UR FAVORITE MOVIE WHEN U WERE A LITTLE BOY/GIRL? The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Crystal

27. WAT IS UR FAVORITE FOOD? Chocolate

28. WAT IS UR NATURAL HAIR COLOR? dark brown

29. WAT IS UR HAIR COLOR NOW? light brown w/ blonde/red/black in it (all naturally there believe it or not!)

30. WAT IS UR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC? all

31. WAT DO U WEAR TO BED? underwear and a t-shirt if it's cold, if it isn't cold just underwear :3

32. WAT ARE U WEARING NOW? shirt, pants

33. IF U ARE A GIRL DO U WEAR GRANNY PANTIES? IF U ARE A BOY DO U WEAR TIGHTY WHITIES? i wear boxers :D

34. DO U DRIVE? no D;

35. WAT IS UR FAVORITE SEX POSITION? I dunno :o

36. WAT IS UR FAVORITE TV SHOW? That 70's show

37. WAT IS UR FAVORITE MOVIE GENRE? romantic comedy

38. DO U LIKE ICE CREAM? yeah, who doesnt?

39. WAT IS UR FAVORITE FLAVOR ICE CREAM? Phish food

40. WAT TOPPINGS DO U LIKE ON UR ICE CREAM? whipped cream

41. DO U SPIT OR SWALLOW? i dunno D;

42. HAVE U EVER BEEN TO A BAR/CLUB? nope

43. HAVE U EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB? nope

44. HAVE U EVER PAID SOMEONE FOR SEX? nope

45. APPROX HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE U EVER SLEPT WITH? none

46. DO U HAVE ANY PETS? Yeah

47. WAT PETS DO U HAVE? a stupid 3-legged dog. and when i say stupid i'm being completely serious not mean D;

48. HAVE U EVER HAD ORAL SEX DONE TO U? no

49. WAS IT GOOD? . . .

50. HAVE U EVER GAVE ORAL SEX? no

51. WAT WAS THE LONGEST SEX TIME U HAD? . . . .

52. DID U LIKE IT? blarg, whats up with all the sex questions D:

53. ARE U LOUD OR ARE U QUIET HAVING SEX? haha i just thought of a song from Avenue Q XD

54. DO U WATCH PORNO? no

55. IF SO DO U PLEASURE URSELF? not to porn.

56. ARE U FRUITTY IN THE BOOTY? huh?? if that means if I have a big ass then not really D;

57. HAVE U EVER BEEN ARRESTED? no. and glad.

58. IF SO FOR WAT? for being a dork :P

59. DO U HAVE A BAD RECORD? nope, its squeaky clean

60. WAT IS ON UR RECORD? uh/... nothing i dont think

61. WAT RELIGON ARE U? none.

62. DO U GO TO CHURCH? no

63. ARE U CONCIDED? no, I try to think of others instead of myself.

64. DO U HAVE A CELL PHONE? yuppers

65. WAT SERVICE DO U HAVE? verizon

66. DO U WORK? kinda

67. WAT DO U DO FOR WORK? II draw and flip signs for a nearby pizza place xD

68. DO U LIKE UR JOB? kinda

69. IS IT A CAREER, JOB, OR MORE LIKE A HOBBY? hobby I get payed for :P

70. HOW MANY MYSPACE FRIENDS DO U HAVE? i dont even have a myspace! when i did I had 60+ though

71. DO U HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAT ARE GUYS OR GIRLS? guys, girls don't like me much D;

72. DO U HAVE AIM, YAHOO, OR MSN IMs? Aim, yahoo, and MSN

73. IF SO WAT IS UR SN? (OPT) You'll know it if I want you to D:

74. IF NONE OF THOSE, DO U HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS? yesh

75. IF SO WAT IS IT? (OPT) see # 73

76. DO U HAVE A LAPTOP OR DESKTOP? lappytop

77. WAT TYPE OF COMPUTER U HAVE? XPS

78. DO U HAVE A BEST FRIEND? Yup all my friends are my best friends

79. IF SO WHO MIGHT IT BE? everyone!

80. DO U LIVE IN A APT. OR HOUSE? apartment

81. DO U STILL LIVE WITH UR FOLKS? well, i can't exactly move out yet

82. DO U HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS? no

83. IF SO HOW MANY? 0

84. HOW OLD ARE THEY? . . .

85. WAT IS UR FAVORITE SEASON? Summer

86. DO U LIKE TO GO FOR A ROMANTIC WALK? Yes

87. IF SO WHERE WOULD IT BE? anywhere especially the beach

88. WAT IS UR FAVORITE HOLIDAY? Halloween

89. WHY IS IT UR FAVORITE HOLIDAY? i get to dress up and not be made fun of.

90. DO U LIKE THE DAY OR THE NIGHT BETTER? night

91. IF SO WHY? it's dark

92. DO U SING? a lot

93. IF SO WHEN DO U SING? all the time

94. DO U PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? not really

95. IF SO WAT DO U PLAY? guitar

96. DO U LIKE TO READ? yesh

97. IF SO WAT IS UR FAVORITE BOOK? Tamsin by Peter S. Beagle (Auther of The Last Unicorn)

98. ARE U A MOODY PERSON? yea

99. ARE U SHY OR OUT GOING? usually shy but I try to be crazy and fun.

100. HOW DID U LIKE THIS SURVEY? too many sex questions D;



stolen from  JulySporkyFox

So. It started off pretty crappy... i slept late, almost missed the bus to school, so i get to school and my friends are all "YAY I LOVE YOU -SMOOCH-" to their significant others and i'm like "-twitchtwitch- must kill you all D<"(on the inside not outloud lol) but so that sucked. And then I had to go through 2nd period (we only had 2, 4, and 6 that day) with my best friend(who I happen to like)'s girlfriend glaring at me everytime she saw me. which sucked balls. cause i didnt do anything to her. Anyways. I get to 4th period and half way through I'm like "what the frack... where's my roses?" (I had bought myself one to be from Airu and my "big brother" had gotten my one) so the period has like 10 minutes left and this guy walks in to my class from the pouring rain and is like " Is (first name) (last name) here?" and I'm like "Yea that'd be me." and he was like "Oh I have two roses for you" and i was like "yay :D" and then my class broke out into a chorus of "AWWWWWWW" and i wanted to hit them :) but so that was cool, then I went to GSA and it was amazing.

so i get home and i'm like "Yay Airu's on :D" and so i talked to him for a while and then a friend of mine IM'd me and was like "hey guess what! I'm not gay :D"(he told me he was gay last year the night i was planning on asking him out) and i was like "okay then...." and then I talked to Airu some more and then he posted a really cute picture of him and me and asked me to be his mate, and I said yes. and thus a joyuss time was had by all~

my mate~  Eirisu

-snuggles him-

((If you know me in real life you can;t do this D;
and if something like this is already going around im sorry :x))

If you met me...


Would you talk to me?

Would you ask me to dinner or a movie?

Would you even approach me?

Would you hold my hand?

Would you give me a hug?

Would you laugh with me?

Would you think I was weird?

Would you watch the sunset with me?

Would you kiss me?

Would you ask me to be yours?


Pass it on to some people you know to see what they say~

(post your answers in le comments :D)

I tag anyone who wants to do this <3

1. Cat
2. Bunny
3. Rabbit
4. Dog- Labrador Retriever
5. Dog- Huskey
6. Dog- Dalmatian
7. Dog- German shepherd
8. Mouse
9. Rat
10. Guinea pig
11. Hamster
12. Weasel
13. Miniver
14. Squirrel
15. Skunk
16. Raccoon
17. Otter
18. Beaver
19. Badger
20. Fox
21. Arctic Fox
22. Wolf
23. Pig
24. Minipig
25. Sheep
26. Goat
27. Cow
28. Bull
29. Horse
30. Roedeer
31. Lizzard - any specias
32. Snake
33. Frog
34. Panda
35. Tiger
36. White Tiger
37. Lemur
38. Lion
39. Mountain Lion
40. Geopard
41. Leopard
42. Jaguar
43. Hyena
44. Zebra
45. Giraffe
46. Ariel Gazelle
47. Antelope
48. Meerkat
49. Kangaroo
50. Crocodile
51. Penguin
52. Bat
53. Seal
54. Polar bear
55. Grizzlybear
56. Dolphin
57. Tiger-shark
58. Great White Shark
59. Dragon
60. Unicorn

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yup

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
all three, eh

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
everywhere

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
pork an chicken... i dont eat beef

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
i get car sick a lot

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no... i did for a dare though

7. Shower or bath?
Showers :3

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Seriously, who hasnt?

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A bit of both

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
maybeeee

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
i only know CJ/DarkStory IRl... I'd like to know some of 'em though

13. Love or money?
love

14. Credit cards or cash?
I want cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
hahahaha yes <3
-hugs her big cousin-

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
depends on who/what im with

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I havent had sex yet, im a virgin sadly x3

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
nooo

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope, I dont like them.

20. Ever been to a bar?
no

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
i never got drunk... i dont like alcohol... bad memories from when I was a kid....

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
yup i've had 3 gfs lol

24. Favorite drink?
vault

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No lol

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
nope

30. Have you been caught having sex?
nope

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
all pics from "mars" are burned/deleted.

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
i dunno

Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV. (Football FTW!)
[X] Gory movies are cool
[X] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[X] Wear boxers.

Total = 17 Points

Your Girl Side
[x] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop. (hot topic plz <3 )
[X] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (only with certain people)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (only the ring i never take off)
[x] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I have a few Loli-ish skirts <3)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (shadup xD)
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like. (a little)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (I wear Axe :D)
[ ] You wear girl underwear. (naturally.)
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (seldom.)

total = 15 Points

(I might have miscounted points, its late >_>)