Random Meme Thing
Posted 14 years ago.. because I feel like putting something new up.
Though, having just finished it, there's a lot missing for an 'all about me' meme. Whatever.
ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Jean
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Female
- Birthday: June 18, 1989
- Sign: Gemini
- Hair color: Red!
- Eye color: Gold/brown something.
- Height: 5'0"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essenses - "Tousle Me Softly" or "Totally Twisted"
- What are you listening to right now?: Rain outside.
- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom.
- How many buddies are online right now?: A handful.
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: OCTOPUS. Deer. Marsupials. Wolverine. HedgehogsbecauseIhaveone. Whales. Um. Everythiiing.
- Color: Purple. Rich darkish colors; reds, blues, greens. Grey. Did I mention purple?
- Drink: Chai tea latte or hot cider.
- Element: Water.
- Food: Fruit. Pomegranates, cherries, grapes.
- Game: Minecraft. Borderlands. Diablo 2. Fallout: New Vegas.
- Movie: Old animated movies. And Gladiator.
- Song: No fucking clue.
- Subjects in school: High school? Uh. None. Currently: writing workshops.
- T.V.: The Walking Dead. Dexter.
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Maybe a total of five times.
- Bungee jumped?: Not yet!
- Made yourself throw up?: No.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes.
- Ever been in love?: Of course.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably as a kid.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Umyeah.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Many times. :D
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: Of course.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Sort of.
- Used someone?: Almost definitely, many years ago.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Huge old worn-in shapeless grey sleep shirt I stole from Nick. And black panties with purple hearts and bows. XD
- Desktop picture: Puppy Cerberus.
- CD in player: None.
- DVD in player: True Grit. The new one.
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Archimedes hedgehog butt. Yes, he counts as a person!
- Hugged: Nick.
- You kissed: Niiick.
- You IMed: Phil.
- Talk to online: Also Phil.
- You sexed it up with: Nick!
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Generally.
- Open-minded?: Yes.
- Arrogant?: Not really.
- Insecure?: Nah, I got over that.
- Random?: No never. XD
- Hungry?: Just ate left over chinese, so.. no.
- Smart?: Yes.
- Moody?: Rarely, but it happens.
- Organized?: With particular things, yes.
- Shy?: Only with calling unknown people on the phone. XD
- Difficult?: Probably.
- Bored easily?: I'm pretty good at keeping myself entertained.
- Entertained easily? Sorta.
- Obsessed?: With a few things. Currently: hedgehogs. :D
- Lazy? Not really. But I do enjoy my sleeps.
- Angry?: Only when there's something particularly worth being angry about.
- Happy?: Yes!
- Hyper?: No. My meds tend to make me semi-crazed and super productive, but that's not the same thing.
- Trusting?: Yes.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: sleep mm sleeeeep.
- Love is: being sick on our two year anniversary and Nick sneaking out while I'm asleep to bring me back roses, a chai latte, a card, and a box of Sudafed.
- I dream about: really fucking weird shit. A lot of zombie/epidemic/nuclear radiation/apocalyptic nightmares.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: I don't know.. how much taller they are than me? XD
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Nick.
- Makes you smile: Niiick. And Sweetie (the dog). And Mr. Grumpbutt hedgehog. <3
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: naked!Nick. :D
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nah.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nope. I'd make a really tiny, effeminate man.
- Wish you were younger?: Sorta? But I look like I'm 15, so.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Very rarely, but it's happened now and then.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken? I don't know. Nothing that ever mattered later on.
- Of Cd's I own: Pretty much none anymore. Some old soundtracks and stuff, that's it. Everything else is digital.
- Of scars on my body: Some. Most notably the 'galaxy' on my arm.
- Of bones I've broken: None.
Though, having just finished it, there's a lot missing for an 'all about me' meme. Whatever.
ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Jean
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Female
- Birthday: June 18, 1989
- Sign: Gemini
- Hair color: Red!
- Eye color: Gold/brown something.
- Height: 5'0"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essenses - "Tousle Me Softly" or "Totally Twisted"
- What are you listening to right now?: Rain outside.
- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom.
- How many buddies are online right now?: A handful.
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: OCTOPUS. Deer. Marsupials. Wolverine. HedgehogsbecauseIhaveone. Whales. Um. Everythiiing.
- Color: Purple. Rich darkish colors; reds, blues, greens. Grey. Did I mention purple?
- Drink: Chai tea latte or hot cider.
- Element: Water.
- Food: Fruit. Pomegranates, cherries, grapes.
- Game: Minecraft. Borderlands. Diablo 2. Fallout: New Vegas.
- Movie: Old animated movies. And Gladiator.
- Song: No fucking clue.
- Subjects in school: High school? Uh. None. Currently: writing workshops.
- T.V.: The Walking Dead. Dexter.
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Maybe a total of five times.
- Bungee jumped?: Not yet!
- Made yourself throw up?: No.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes.
- Ever been in love?: Of course.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably as a kid.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Umyeah.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Many times. :D
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: Of course.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Sort of.
- Used someone?: Almost definitely, many years ago.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Huge old worn-in shapeless grey sleep shirt I stole from Nick. And black panties with purple hearts and bows. XD
- Desktop picture: Puppy Cerberus.
- CD in player: None.
- DVD in player: True Grit. The new one.
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Archimedes hedgehog butt. Yes, he counts as a person!
- Hugged: Nick.
- You kissed: Niiick.
- You IMed: Phil.
- Talk to online: Also Phil.
- You sexed it up with: Nick!
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Generally.
- Open-minded?: Yes.
- Arrogant?: Not really.
- Insecure?: Nah, I got over that.
- Random?: No never. XD
- Hungry?: Just ate left over chinese, so.. no.
- Smart?: Yes.
- Moody?: Rarely, but it happens.
- Organized?: With particular things, yes.
- Shy?: Only with calling unknown people on the phone. XD
- Difficult?: Probably.
- Bored easily?: I'm pretty good at keeping myself entertained.
- Entertained easily? Sorta.
- Obsessed?: With a few things. Currently: hedgehogs. :D
- Lazy? Not really. But I do enjoy my sleeps.
- Angry?: Only when there's something particularly worth being angry about.
- Happy?: Yes!
- Hyper?: No. My meds tend to make me semi-crazed and super productive, but that's not the same thing.
- Trusting?: Yes.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: sleep mm sleeeeep.
- Love is: being sick on our two year anniversary and Nick sneaking out while I'm asleep to bring me back roses, a chai latte, a card, and a box of Sudafed.
- I dream about: really fucking weird shit. A lot of zombie/epidemic/nuclear radiation/apocalyptic nightmares.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: I don't know.. how much taller they are than me? XD
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Nick.
- Makes you smile: Niiick. And Sweetie (the dog). And Mr. Grumpbutt hedgehog. <3
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: naked!Nick. :D
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nah.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nope. I'd make a really tiny, effeminate man.
- Wish you were younger?: Sorta? But I look like I'm 15, so.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Very rarely, but it's happened now and then.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken? I don't know. Nothing that ever mattered later on.
- Of Cd's I own: Pretty much none anymore. Some old soundtracks and stuff, that's it. Everything else is digital.
- Of scars on my body: Some. Most notably the 'galaxy' on my arm.
- Of bones I've broken: None.
Etsy!
Posted 14 years agoSo, yeah, I have an Etsy shop now. Handmade jewelry - mostly earrings.
Behold: http://www.etsy.com/shop/Moxieberry
There will be more in the next few days; I got worn out after the fourth listing.
This was more or less the result of getting excessive supplies for making my own jewelry, and falling in love with it along the way. I'm making an attempt to sell some of them as a way to support my new hobby. And if I don't get any bites, whatever, more jewelry for me! :D
Behold: http://www.etsy.com/shop/Moxieberry
There will be more in the next few days; I got worn out after the fourth listing.
This was more or less the result of getting excessive supplies for making my own jewelry, and falling in love with it along the way. I'm making an attempt to sell some of them as a way to support my new hobby. And if I don't get any bites, whatever, more jewelry for me! :D
Day Two
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
1. As of yesterday, I'm a published writer. Earlier this year I won an award for a children's picture book I wrote. I also have an internship at a fairly prestigious literary magazine.
2. I'm a fraction of an inch under 5 feet tall. I love being short.
3. I used to be heavy - over 150lb at my heaviest. Starting around May/June of '09, over about 8 months, I went down to 110lb, and in the last few months I've reached about 102lb because I fell in love with using the elliptical and lifting weights at my gym several times a week. I love my body, and I love being healthy.
4. I like to keep busy. If I don't have some class or project or responsibility, I'm prone to small bouts of madness. I've become so driven and energized in working toward what I want, so I hate feeling like I'm not doing something productive for at least part of the day.
5. I love octopi. I can explain the three acceptable plurals of the word. My boyfriend got me a giant octopus plushie for my birthday, and I have an octopus keychain on my purse. They're such intelligent, bizarre creatures.
6. I have a very peculiar taste in names. I especially like unisex or male names for females - Taylor, Lennox, and Logan are among my favorites in that regard, and this is the reason that I prefer to spell my given name, Jeanne, as Jean. I also love making literary references through names: Caspian, Dorian, Moreau. Jade and I had GSD mix puppies that we named Jekyll and Hyde, and I'm saving the name Sherlock for some future pet.
7. I was adopted. I met my biological mother when I was 16, and I wasn't impressed.
8. I have ADD and a half-dozen various learning disabilities. I had a hard time in high school, before the ADD was diagnosed and treated, but now I love school and I'm damn good at it. I'm going to be a junior in college when this semester is over, and I currently have a 3.6+ GPA.
9. I travel a lot, and I love it, even if it's exhausting. I've lived in New York, Utah, Vermont, Pennsylvania, and Tennessee, and I currently make regular visits to Washington. I've visited France and Costa Rica, Canada, and various US states, and I have my heart set on seeing Ireland.
10. My tolerance for stupid, ignorant, lazy, and self-important people is very very low. I know and am close to enough people who are intelligent, humble, and self-aware, so I see no reason to play nice with people who don't have any qualities that I respect.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
1. As of yesterday, I'm a published writer. Earlier this year I won an award for a children's picture book I wrote. I also have an internship at a fairly prestigious literary magazine.
2. I'm a fraction of an inch under 5 feet tall. I love being short.
3. I used to be heavy - over 150lb at my heaviest. Starting around May/June of '09, over about 8 months, I went down to 110lb, and in the last few months I've reached about 102lb because I fell in love with using the elliptical and lifting weights at my gym several times a week. I love my body, and I love being healthy.
4. I like to keep busy. If I don't have some class or project or responsibility, I'm prone to small bouts of madness. I've become so driven and energized in working toward what I want, so I hate feeling like I'm not doing something productive for at least part of the day.
5. I love octopi. I can explain the three acceptable plurals of the word. My boyfriend got me a giant octopus plushie for my birthday, and I have an octopus keychain on my purse. They're such intelligent, bizarre creatures.
6. I have a very peculiar taste in names. I especially like unisex or male names for females - Taylor, Lennox, and Logan are among my favorites in that regard, and this is the reason that I prefer to spell my given name, Jeanne, as Jean. I also love making literary references through names: Caspian, Dorian, Moreau. Jade and I had GSD mix puppies that we named Jekyll and Hyde, and I'm saving the name Sherlock for some future pet.
7. I was adopted. I met my biological mother when I was 16, and I wasn't impressed.
8. I have ADD and a half-dozen various learning disabilities. I had a hard time in high school, before the ADD was diagnosed and treated, but now I love school and I'm damn good at it. I'm going to be a junior in college when this semester is over, and I currently have a 3.6+ GPA.
9. I travel a lot, and I love it, even if it's exhausting. I've lived in New York, Utah, Vermont, Pennsylvania, and Tennessee, and I currently make regular visits to Washington. I've visited France and Costa Rica, Canada, and various US states, and I have my heart set on seeing Ireland.
10. My tolerance for stupid, ignorant, lazy, and self-important people is very very low. I know and am close to enough people who are intelligent, humble, and self-aware, so I see no reason to play nice with people who don't have any qualities that I respect.
10 Day Meme - Day One
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
1. Come here. It's cold and I need cuddles. <3 (And I lurve you, of course.)
2. I'm lucky to know you.
3. I miss you like holy fuck. I still want to see how the story ends.
4. So much of who I am is because of you. We need each other.
5. I wish you were around more, but I knew this is what would happen.
6. Maybe if you'd seen what was really there - not a character in your silly little-girl fantasy.
7. Come visit meee.
8. Where you are is exactly where you deserve to be. (And, actually, your art is shit.)
9. I find it funny that I used to look up to you. You're really nothing special.
10. Thank you for the scars, it makes for an excellent story. (Die in a fire.)
11. Cherry Popsicle hair doesn't pwn natural red any day of the week. Also, you are ugly as sin, I don't know how you convince yourself otherwise.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
1. Come here. It's cold and I need cuddles. <3 (And I lurve you, of course.)
2. I'm lucky to know you.
3. I miss you like holy fuck. I still want to see how the story ends.
4. So much of who I am is because of you. We need each other.
5. I wish you were around more, but I knew this is what would happen.
6. Maybe if you'd seen what was really there - not a character in your silly little-girl fantasy.
7. Come visit meee.
8. Where you are is exactly where you deserve to be. (And, actually, your art is shit.)
9. I find it funny that I used to look up to you. You're really nothing special.
10. Thank you for the scars, it makes for an excellent story. (Die in a fire.)
11. Cherry Popsicle hair doesn't pwn natural red any day of the week. Also, you are ugly as sin, I don't know how you convince yourself otherwise.
Happy October!
Posted 15 years agoBecause it's the best month ever. (And it's mine!)
And because I've made this same journal, more or less, for the last two years. :D
And because I've made this same journal, more or less, for the last two years. :D
HAPPY OCTOBER!!
Posted 16 years ago.. from October. :D
I love my month.
I love my month.
BIRTHDAY!
Posted 16 years agoI am 20. I AM NO LONGER A TEEN! This is cause for some serious celebration,
Long time no see? :D
Posted 16 years agoI have seriously not touched this thing in longer than I can remember. Whoa, uh, so hi. XD
I'll blame it all on, you know... College/friends/boyfriend/DDR/.. cooking? (I am such a fag.) I made crepes today!
Sorry, kids. It's late. I'ma wander off again now. Maybe I'll get back to arting one of these days. Maybe.
p.s. I need a new icon. XD
I'll blame it all on, you know... College/friends/boyfriend/DDR/.. cooking? (I am such a fag.) I made crepes today!
Sorry, kids. It's late. I'ma wander off again now. Maybe I'll get back to arting one of these days. Maybe.
p.s. I need a new icon. XD
Hey.. it's my month XD
Posted 17 years agoHappy OCTOBER, kids. :D
Most amusing Yahoo Answers response
Posted 17 years ago'God says anything besides missionary is an abomination!'
.. I'm amused.
.. I'm amused.
Reason #317 that Speed should never have kids
Posted 17 years agoHe's holding Bellatrix (crotch-kitty). Says to me 'there's something wrong with my armpit' - stretches his arm up. The one holding her. Inspects his armpit. Realizes that his arm is bumping the light. Looks up. Realizes Bella's head is half an inch away from the ceiling fan - which is ON. He then proceeds to CRACK THE FUCK UP.
End.
Bella's okay, btw. Just... indignant. XD
End.
Bella's okay, btw. Just... indignant. XD
Birthday, yay
Posted 17 years agoI am NINETEEN, bitches. :D
I love you too, Speed. :3
Posted 17 years agoSpeed: We suck.
October: .. we might as well have sex.
October: Or make out.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Speed: [disconnects]
October: .. we might as well have sex.
October: Or make out.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Speed: [disconnects]
So.. ow
Posted 17 years ago
He's laughing his ass off.. still.. however many minutes later.
This is the kind of relationship we have. <3
Ohmigawd, valentine meme. <3<3<3
Posted 17 years agoFlop.
Posted 18 years agoI have the guts, dammit!! DX (revamped.. and absurd)
Posted 18 years agoRevamped my answers, just for fun:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Over and over again, oh yeeeah.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, afternoon, /and/ night. It's like.. hobbit-ness. But instead of second breakfast, it's OHMYGOD FUCK ME AGAIN!!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My bed's too small for 'sides'.. kinda cot-sized. And in bigger ones, I end up kinda.. diagonally sprawled, or in the middleish.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Red meat, thanks. I'll take beef.. red and BLOODY. Carnivores for-the-win, yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I've now made it kind of an art.. /Pulling/ /over/ to puke is more amateurs. I prefer to just aim it out the window, watch that perfect brownish arc as it soars back and splatters into the windshield of whoever's behind us..
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
$20 per item. Including socks. One of these days I need to up the price a little, too.
7. Shower or bath?
For cleansing purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. For fucking purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. With someone.. of the hot variety. Against the tiled wall, thanks.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
It's been done. If you say you've never.. you're a fuckin liar. XD
9. Mexican or Chinese?
BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART!! .. eh, I'd rather go hungry, I think?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either or.. Just gimme some nice bruises and bitemarks, please-and-thankyou. And loud. LOUD. WHAT'S THAT? NO, DON'T WORRY, THE DEAFNESS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. Usually.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
OMGYES. My SOULMATE. I know we've only known each other two weeks, but we're gonna be together forever, and I'll never love anyone else, and OH OH, THE SEX IS SO GOOD!!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I probably don't know.. like.. anyone reading this. XD Hey you!! I'm gonna tell you all my dark and dirty secrets now!!
13. Love or money?
I'm gonna have to be a greedy, heartless twat and go with.. money. Fo' sho'.
14. Credit cards or cash?
My credit card has me all paranoid for some reason.. really weird. Like 'ACK SHIT, what is that, I didn't buy that! .. oh, haha, that's the Kinney Bracelet. Ignooore me.'
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I'm on day FOUR of a straight-through family reunion that has me stuck living in and sleeping on the floor of my grandmother's apartment. So.. let's start with /her/, and work down the list. :D
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel. With the.. air conditioning, and general lack of man-eating mosquitos. And room service. And RUNNING NAKED through whatever big event is being hosted. What're 5-stars for, after all? :D
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Not sure about 'weirdest'.. but most memorable/unusual was probably a closet. Ooh, and was it good.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Greedy twat, remember? But I /like/ my hair, dammit, so it'd better be a hell of a lot.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A few times. More like.. I ended up where there happened to be strippers? And not of the sort that would hold interest, either.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yay, bars.. are actually not all that exciting. Especially when you're under 21 and too fuckin small to pass for it. XD But, yes.. I've been, more than once, for some reason or another.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Closest to it was.. my 'friend'/companion got the 'friendly suggestion' of leaving, and I followed after. Probably smart. Though one of these times I need to really get in a brawl, just to say I have.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. XD Which is funny.. I'm so tiny, you'd think it'd happen. Just not enough of a drinker. I'm sure it'll happen soon enough. XD
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Ahahaha, yes. XD
24. Favorite drink?
Iced tea kinda stuff. Or something like Monster, just 'cause
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
That's such a junior-high thing. XD So, sure, sex-type things, but yeeears ago. It was never all that comfortable, though. I can remember trying to break one of the chair-arms off so it wouldn't gut me, but not any of the movies.. for obvious reasons.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Showeryay. But this question makes me think 'public bathroom'.. which, not yet. It's on my to-do list. Somewhere between 'learn to animate' and 'live in Europe' there resides 'honor the name of Brian Kinney by pulling that bathroom-fucking stunt out of 101'. XD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never worked with anyone worth sexing.. 'cause I've never worked all that much. But office-sex definitely has its appeal, for some reason. XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A.. few times. Sure. We'll say 'a few'.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
More than once? .. considerably more than once. :D
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I try to avoid that. DX .. hey, Speed. A sock on the door means 'I'm FUCKING, come back in an hour and we'll mock the poor bastard after he's gone!!'
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I have a website. Seriously.. you think I'm joking? Not fuckin joking!! DX Ask and I'll give you the address, just.. don't really feel like posting it on this, thanks. XD
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'd say
speed .. but he 'tagged' /me/. So. Uhm. Bye. XD ... nowait!
k-x XD 'cause she.. seems to enjoy when I throw these dumb things in her direction, anyway.
And, I'm getting Bioshock. Plus, collecting materials to make my first attempt at a Tober-plushie. Oh lord.. XD
.. and don't anyone take any of this seriously. I mean.. come on. XD
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Over and over again, oh yeeeah.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, afternoon, /and/ night. It's like.. hobbit-ness. But instead of second breakfast, it's OHMYGOD FUCK ME AGAIN!!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My bed's too small for 'sides'.. kinda cot-sized. And in bigger ones, I end up kinda.. diagonally sprawled, or in the middleish.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Red meat, thanks. I'll take beef.. red and BLOODY. Carnivores for-the-win, yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I've now made it kind of an art.. /Pulling/ /over/ to puke is more amateurs. I prefer to just aim it out the window, watch that perfect brownish arc as it soars back and splatters into the windshield of whoever's behind us..
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
$20 per item. Including socks. One of these days I need to up the price a little, too.
7. Shower or bath?
For cleansing purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. For fucking purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. With someone.. of the hot variety. Against the tiled wall, thanks.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
It's been done. If you say you've never.. you're a fuckin liar. XD
9. Mexican or Chinese?
BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART!! .. eh, I'd rather go hungry, I think?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either or.. Just gimme some nice bruises and bitemarks, please-and-thankyou. And loud. LOUD. WHAT'S THAT? NO, DON'T WORRY, THE DEAFNESS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. Usually.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
OMGYES. My SOULMATE. I know we've only known each other two weeks, but we're gonna be together forever, and I'll never love anyone else, and OH OH, THE SEX IS SO GOOD!!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I probably don't know.. like.. anyone reading this. XD Hey you!! I'm gonna tell you all my dark and dirty secrets now!!
13. Love or money?
I'm gonna have to be a greedy, heartless twat and go with.. money. Fo' sho'.
14. Credit cards or cash?
My credit card has me all paranoid for some reason.. really weird. Like 'ACK SHIT, what is that, I didn't buy that! .. oh, haha, that's the Kinney Bracelet. Ignooore me.'
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I'm on day FOUR of a straight-through family reunion that has me stuck living in and sleeping on the floor of my grandmother's apartment. So.. let's start with /her/, and work down the list. :D
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel. With the.. air conditioning, and general lack of man-eating mosquitos. And room service. And RUNNING NAKED through whatever big event is being hosted. What're 5-stars for, after all? :D
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Not sure about 'weirdest'.. but most memorable/unusual was probably a closet. Ooh, and was it good.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Greedy twat, remember? But I /like/ my hair, dammit, so it'd better be a hell of a lot.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A few times. More like.. I ended up where there happened to be strippers? And not of the sort that would hold interest, either.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yay, bars.. are actually not all that exciting. Especially when you're under 21 and too fuckin small to pass for it. XD But, yes.. I've been, more than once, for some reason or another.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Closest to it was.. my 'friend'/companion got the 'friendly suggestion' of leaving, and I followed after. Probably smart. Though one of these times I need to really get in a brawl, just to say I have.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. XD Which is funny.. I'm so tiny, you'd think it'd happen. Just not enough of a drinker. I'm sure it'll happen soon enough. XD
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Ahahaha, yes. XD
24. Favorite drink?
Iced tea kinda stuff. Or something like Monster, just 'cause
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
That's such a junior-high thing. XD So, sure, sex-type things, but yeeears ago. It was never all that comfortable, though. I can remember trying to break one of the chair-arms off so it wouldn't gut me, but not any of the movies.. for obvious reasons.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Showeryay. But this question makes me think 'public bathroom'.. which, not yet. It's on my to-do list. Somewhere between 'learn to animate' and 'live in Europe' there resides 'honor the name of Brian Kinney by pulling that bathroom-fucking stunt out of 101'. XD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never worked with anyone worth sexing.. 'cause I've never worked all that much. But office-sex definitely has its appeal, for some reason. XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A.. few times. Sure. We'll say 'a few'.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
More than once? .. considerably more than once. :D
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I try to avoid that. DX .. hey, Speed. A sock on the door means 'I'm FUCKING, come back in an hour and we'll mock the poor bastard after he's gone!!'
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I have a website. Seriously.. you think I'm joking? Not fuckin joking!! DX Ask and I'll give you the address, just.. don't really feel like posting it on this, thanks. XD
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'd say


And, I'm getting Bioshock. Plus, collecting materials to make my first attempt at a Tober-plushie. Oh lord.. XD
.. and don't anyone take any of this seriously. I mean.. come on. XD