...for the most part. I haven't been around much lately. I'm kinda done with F2F, haven't even logged in in a while. I'm done with GCF until leadership changes. And my RP thread on TFD is dead as a doornail, though I still check around every other day or so. I've just been playing the SHIT out of my games. Minecrack, WoW and League of Legends. Not to mention all the lovely little flash webgames I've got, and trying to keep catching up on Naruto Shippuden and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

I'd also been sick for about 3 weeks, coming off of caffeine. I've completely cut out sodas and tea from my life. (I never did drink coffee) Now, you may not realize just how fucking bad caffeine withdrawals can be...but they gave me the shakes one day it was so bad. Hot, sweaty, shakes, headaches like a MOTHERFUCKER, and nausea. Those are the withdrawal symptoms I had with caffeine. Can't believe it.

And in equally shitty news, a fucking tea party moron won the governorship for Florida. I just really have nothing more to add to that.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1606145/

Basically, if you're in the Cali area, or know people who are, let them know that 2 is doing a show, and if he can get 100 people to show, they're going to let him headline. They're also talking about Comedy Central or HBO possibly looking at him if he does well enough. 2 is a great comic, and really deserves at least the chance to shine. Comedy is a HARD business to get into in any significant way, and this would be a MAJOR boost for him. Headlining a show like this would get so many more people interested in him. But beyond that, if you can, you're getting a night of stand-up comedy for only 10 bucks. I mean, 10 bucks is less than a movie in most places, and you're going to get a hell of a lot more laughs there than from half the shit out right now. So if you can, show your support, and even get a nice night of comedy for yourself.

So, everyone knows what Anthro means in regards to the furry fandom, but the words have been twisted some. According to the definition, Anthropomorphic is ascribing human characteristics to non-human things, such as animals. So, basically, an animal that does human things, or has a few human characteristics. A good portion of the fandom has this one right, but there are some who have been mistaken. Whereas Therianthropy would generally refer to something as being equal parts human and animal, such as the "weres." Again, this is something that most people get right. But what about those of us, like myself, who prefer to see more human-like characters. More of the humans-with-animal-characteristics type of art, IE, Nekomimi and all that. Our only term, Zoomorphic, seems like the best choice in terms of definition, but the community tends to see the "Zoo" part, and associates that with the bestiality folks. And really, there couldn't be a more inaccurate mix-up. Zoomorphs are farther removed from bestiality than Anthros, in a way at least. It's the polar opposite of Anthropomorphic, being characters that are much more human in appearance, rather than more animal in appearance.

So please, make sure that you don't confuse the term Zoomorph with Zoophile.

Lysol has a automatic sensor soap dispenser now. Stop and think about that. People have become so germophobic that they now don't want to touch the soap dispenser. Obviously, because other people have touched it too...so that's gross. But you're touching it to get SOAP. Which you're then going to use to WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS! You won't have the fucking germs on your hands for more than 3 seconds!!!! The soap dispenser could be covered completely with human SHIT and it wouldn't matter, because you're WASHING YOUR HANDS IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS!

Ok, that's a bit far, but seriously. Unless you've got open, festering sores on your hands, touching a soap dispenser before washing your hands is not going to get you sick. *sigh* I hate people some times.

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post
Yes, dumb question.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Nope. Probably wouldn't do pot if it was legalized save for my most severe migraines.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Against abortion, but pro choice. Just because I wouldn't want my child aborted if I were female or my wife/girlfriend were pregnant, that doesn't mean that everyone feels that way. I'm more pro prevention on this subject. Certain people should just be sterilized, half of my family comes to mind.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Not with a GOOD female president.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Very much so. In fact I think it should be extended to child molestation. When a person has shown that they are incapable of living within this society to the extreme that we remove them permanently (life imprisonment) why should we keep them alive?

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes, yes, a million times yes. It would be a great boon to this country, would help countless people medically, and also....MONEY, MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. Not to mention it'd help if Mexico and Canada legalized it right along with us, and all but kill the illegal drug trade. Sure, there'd still be coke, but it's not half as big as pot.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
There is no such thing as post-marital sex. *rimshot* But seriously, marriage is a social and civil contract between two people, not some mystical sanction of putting penii into vaginae. People put too much importance on sex. Sex is a natural act, one that feels GOOOOOD, one that keeps our species alive. Sex is sex, love is love. They can be exclusive to one another.

[08] Do you believe in God?
Nope, neither do I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Count Chocula or that Furry A is a "real live animal for serious guys, you just can't see, feel, smell, hear or in any other way experience my tail other than me telling you it's there." Right, and my cock is 5 yards long and sings show tunes, you just can't see, feel, smell or hear it either. But if you ask nicely, you can taste it.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. There is no argument against it that doesn't ultimately come down to "God says it's wrong" or "EWWWW FAGS." Neither of which are valid reasons to do anything.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I think it's wrong that these people who are so vehemently against it are forgetting that their families emigrated here too. I'm part Cherokee. Also part German, Irish, Scottish and English. So...I'm pretty sure that I'm more immigrant than native. The excuses these people are using are ridiculous too.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
A better option than letting a 12 year old try to raise a child, or letting it rot in the wholly inefficient adoption process is force the parents to raise it. Their child, their responsibility for what that child does. I know you can't watch your child at all times, and some children are just so lead-lined dense that you couldn't get an idea through their head with a fucking DRILL, but that's one of the responsibilities of being a parent. It's YOUR job to raise that child right, and if you fail that, it should be your consequences.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. Hate to go to the cliche example of the soldier returning from war with no legs, but can't get a drink because he's only 20.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
First, there was no war in Iraq. No more than the bully in first grade pushing you back down into the sandbox was a war. We're trying to keep our place as "big boy on the playground" secured in this time of relative peace since there's no BBEG to fight and keep us relevant.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. My father suffered through the indignity of senility and stroke, and I KNOW I KNOW in my heart, and in my mind that if he had the option of ending his life and foregoing the pain of looking at the man he raised for 20 years, the child he adopted at 3 months and loved as if he were his own, and not knowing who the hell he was. He would have taken it. No one should ever know that pain. No one.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Pain is the most natural and immediate way of learning "don't do that." It's not a social thing it's mental. You associate pain with a certain behavior, you start thinking twice about doing it. How many times do you have to touch a hot stove before you learn not to. How many times did you pull something down on your head before you learned that cords aren't to be tugged? It's natural human nature. Spank your kids. It might save them getting an ass beating later in life for being fucking stupid.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes. It's a piece of cloth. I love and respect my country, and its flag, but it's just a symbol, a physical representation of that feeling. Destroying the symbol doesn't destroy the feeling.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I am definitely sure that Obama is still better than McCain, or god forbid, Palin's crazy ass. But he is certainly NOT the president I thought he'd be. He is kind of like Fable at this point. Promising so much, yet delivering so little. I just hope that his inactions and his lack of leadership hasn't damaged peoples' opinions on the Democrats for the upcoming Bobby Jindal/Sarah Palin race...*shudder* Those two are fucking nuts.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Afraid? no. I'm sure people disagree with me, a lot of my opinions are very unpopular it seems. And people are free to judge me as much as they'd like. I just hope that it won't discourage anyone from interacting with me. I may have views, and hold them strongly, but I respect others' views. If they want to seek comfort from an invisible man in the sky, that's their choice, just as it's mine to not. And I'm not naive enough to think that either of us are going to change the others' mind.

So of course today is Draw Muhammad Day in response to extremists threatening Trey Parker and Matt Stone over their depiction of Muhammad on South Park.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z7ok4njJXI8

http://i50.tinypic.com/21ee1wx.jpg

I'm just linking my contribution today, rather than upload it, to avoid it being removed.

Everyone join in and draw Muhammad, and show the extremists that their religion is not our law.

http://www.playedonline.com/game/59.....crossover.html

That is all.

So, 2 has a journal up:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1352709/

Are elves/trolls/ogres/etc furry?

My thoughts are "only if they consider themselves furry." Strictly speaking, a dragon is a fantasy creature, but they're probably only second to wolves in commonality. And no one seems to have a problem with that (though I find it kind of munchkin personally). And there's certainly no shortage of centaurs and other fantasy creatures that aren't anthro versions of real animals around. So yeah, they are certainly just as valid to call themselves furries as a gryphon or a dragon. But that doesn't automatically make them furry.

I am still shaking after having a near-death experience while driving my mother and myself home from visitation with my uncle this morning.

I was near the house, on pretty much THE major highway in Pensacola, Hwy 29, when down from the ceiling of the car, a spider begins its descent.
I am arachnophobic. Severely arachnophobic (fuck you, spell check, it IS a word).

Now, a word on phobias. Most people hear the word "phobia" and think "fear." A valid reaction, one I made myself many times before I experienced a phobic attack myself. But the word "fear" fails so deeply to describe a phobia. "Terror" is the better word, though no word can truly adequately describe it. To a non-phobic "terror" and "fear" are synonyms. They mean the same thing, maybe to differing degrees, even a non-phobic can understand that "terror" is a more extreme version of "fear." But a phobic treats a fear as a vicious or mean cat. In an "avoid it, and we have no problem, but if it attacks me, I'm not gonna have any trouble defending myself" sort of way. A phobia is so very far removed from that reaction, that to call a phobia a "fear" is almost comical.

A phobia is something that haunts you. You don't just "avoid" the phobic reaction, you actively work towards removing yourself from any imaginable interaction with it. If I see a spider, I can't walk over and kill it. To a phobic, there is a major trigger absolutely missing from their minds. Fear results in a fight or flight response. A phobic attack...there is only one response. Flight. There is no fight reaction to a phobia. This brings me to my situation today, and sorry for being so long-winded, but so few people understand what a true phobia really is, and how it affects true phobics.

I see the spider crawling down, and my mind goes into flight response. Remember, I'm driving, on a major highway, and the only exit from the vehicle, my door...is through the spider. This is how a phobic reaction can turn deadly. I nearly lose control of the car as my mind loses grip on reality, and everything I am, everything in my being tells me to kill the spider. I try, I really truly tried, I couldn't do it. This is when the shit really hits the fan. My mind, having no exit, and no fight response, begins to enter panic mode. I am able to see the turn lane ahead, and, nearly jumping the curb to get to it, I am able to stop the car. I realize that my arms have completely frozen stiff, I'm able to force my foot onto the brake, and bring the car to a stop, just before we go into oncoming traffic. The whole time, I've been screaming, crying for my mother to kill it. She is finally able to get over to it and kill it before it touches me. If it had touched me, I would likely have had a heart attack, and I'm not exaggerating. The thing about a phobic attack is, the attack isn't over once the phobic object is removed. It continues. I am in the middle of the turn lane on a major highway. I know I need to get off the road before I can't hold the brakes anymore. I try to calm down enough to get off the highway and onto the smaller street leading to my road. I get there, pull off to the side and have a complete meltdown. My heart is racing faster than I've ever felt, my breathing is labored and painful, my mother thinks I'm actually having a heart attack right there, and is trying to get me to respond, but without being able to really hold onto my breath, it's hard to voice a response. After about five minutes, I'm finally calming down a bit. That's when the nausea starts, I have to lean out the door, and I'm millimeters from vomiting. The whole time my arms are stiff as a concrete slab, and yet shaking crazily. My arms have finally stopped shaking as I'm typing this, but now they're sore from being flexed so hard for so long. My stomach still hurts from the labored breathing, and my lungs are burning. My legs feel like jello. My eyes are red, my heart is still beating fast, and my head is starting to hurt from the lack of oxygen.

To anyone who has never really truly understood what a phobia is, maybe this will help you a little bit. It is so far beyond a mundane concept as fear, it might as well be love.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SHITTY RATTATA, GODDAMMIT YOU LITTLE SHIT, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME ABOUT YOUR SHITTY RAT! I'LL POISON THE LITTLE SHIT, WHY DID I GIVE YOU MY NUMBER, AND YET MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I DELETE YOU FROM MY POKEGEAR!? I HATE YOU, I HATE EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU, I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL, AND STUFF YOUR CORPSE INSIDE MY REGIGIGAS' ASS!! FUUUUUUCKKKK YOOOOUUUUUU!!1

That is all.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/13/e.....n/13texas.html
Texas has officially gone off the fucking deep end.
“I reject the notion by the left of a constitutional separation of church and state,” said David Bradley, a conservative from Beaumont who works in real estate. “I have $1,000 for the charity of your choice if you can find it in the Constitution.”
Sounds like someone went to the Hovind school of education.
Even the course on world history did not escape the board’s scalpel.

Cynthia Dunbar, a lawyer from Richmond who is a strict constitutionalist and thinks the nation was founded on Christian beliefs, managed to cut Thomas Jefferson from a list of figures whose writings inspired revolutions in the late 18th century and 19th century, replacing him with St. Thomas Aquinas, John Calvin and William Blackstone. (Jefferson is not well liked among conservatives on the board because he coined the term “separation between church and state.”)

O_O
Well...I...

Why doesn't Texas just secede from the US already? It's obvious that they want to be their own entity separate from any kind of forward-thinking, logic, or tolerance. They can make their own little Theocracy and elect the Pope of Texas or what the fuck ever they want. And you know what, they can take the rest of these backward ass Southern states with them. Mississippi can be the head seat of gay bashing. We don't need 'em. And just for good measure, they can have Louisiana and Alabama too. Hell, I'm willing to even quit Florida. Man, I'm done. First the "no dykes for our prom" shit in Mississippi, and now Texas wants to fucking LITERALLY re-write history to be more in line with their Christian conservative views.

Really easy meme here, stolen from  riskyfrisky

Simply look up your name on Urban Dictionary, and post the FIRST result!

Derek:
Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!

(Seriously?)

Thanks for reading this, it's a blatant plea for anyone who has a need for a little extra warmth this season to try and help out my aunt.

My aunt has an online listing for her crocheted goods, including her hats, shawls, scarfs and all manner of other stuff. During the Summer months, obviously she doesn't get much business at all, so the winter months are how she basically makes her money for the year. The economy isn't that great right now, so it's being especially hard. So I put forth an opportunity for you lovely furs to help out and get some really good quality HAND MADE goods at a very reasonable price.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/vym7777

Is where she keeps her shop, and if you guys and gals could at least give it a look-see, I'm sure you'd find something on there that interests you. She also takes requests, so if you like a design, but not the color, she can make one in practically any color they produce yarn in. They're really good quality, hold up well, and are truly HAND MADE. So yeah. Thanks for at least reading this, and if you can help out, thank you so much, and even if you can't buy anything, the best advertisement is always and forever, word of mouth.

I've become a damn addict for these memes on here...

Taken from  kokorodm

001. Name → Derek Skinner
002. Nickname(s) → Okuma Ironpaws
003. Status → Single
004. Zodiac sign → Scorpio
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Yes.
007: Middle School → Yes.
008. High School → Yes.
009. Smart → Some would say, intelligent, yet not wise.
010. Hair color → Brown
011. Long or short → Buzzed, when I keep up with it, but I'm lazy and it's usually longer.
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Phone
015. Health freak → BAD health freak, yeah.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Drink rarely, smoke even more rarely, and when I do, usually a cigar/pipe.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? Many people.
018. Eating or Drinking → Eating
019. Piercings → I like 'em on others, but they're not for me.
020. Tattoos → I'm a fucking ADDICT...I'm just too broke to be as tatted up as I'd like.

FIRSTS:

023. First Mate → I'm no ship's captain, so I don't have a First Mate. But if you're asking about my first love...Leie.
024. First best friend → Tyrell, but I can't remember his last name. He was my best friend in Elementary school.
025. First award → I really have no clue. First one of any real effort or significance though was my black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
026. First crush → Good god...I couldn't remember that if you put me through hypnosis.
027. First pet → Snowball and Blackie. They were puppies we had, and they got lost under the house and died when I was very young.
028. First big vacation → Gatlinburg, TN. Went to a mountain resort up there with a golf course on the mountain when I was like 3. I ended up nearly killing myself and my cousin by almost driving the golf cart OFF the mountain.
030. First big birthday → I can't remember any really big ones from childhood, so I'll have to say it was my ...god, 26th or 27th. We went out to eat at McGuire's and I got completely fucked up on Wakes. I ended up breaking a bread board over my head I was so drunk.

049. Eating → Pizza
050. Drinking → nice strong Southern sweet tea
052. I'm about to → lose my mind...up in here, up in here!
053. Listening to → my TV in the background, and my dog snoring
054. Plans for today → Watch more Penn & Teller Bullshit, and try not to fap TOO much.

058. Want kids? → When I'm ready for it.
059. Want to get married? → Eventually
060. Careers → Honestly, I have no clue still.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE / SAME SEX?

I'll skip this...

068. Lips or eyes → They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. A beautiful set of eyes can brighten a day.
070. Shorter or taller? → I'm odd about this, I like the two ends of the spectrum more than the spectrum itself. I like either really short girls, or really tall girls.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach, I guess, neither are super important to me.
074. Sensitive or loud → loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship.
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes
081. Ran away from home → Yes
084. Broken someone's heart → So she said
085. Been arrested → I was taken away from my house in cuffs, but never booked, just had to stay elsewhere for the night.
087. Cried when someone died → I still cry for the departed. RIP dad.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Less often than I should.
090. Miracles → No, shit happens.
091. Love at first sight → I believe in lust at first sight, and infatuation at first sight, but I don't believe in love at first sight because how can you love someone you know nothing about.
092. Heaven → Newp.
093. Santa Claus → He's about as likely as God...and vice versa.
094. Sex on the first date → Sex is sex. It's a natural human function that has been built up as something dirty or something bad. So if there's desire for sex between two people on their first meeting, then denying themselves that is to lie. And honesty is something to be treasured.
095. Kiss on the first date → On the above note, if there's a genuine attraction yes. But I think kissing, true kissing, is a more intimate and heartfelt act than sex.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Quite a few, actually.....preferably at the same time.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Not even close
099. Do you believe in God → Not in the least
099. Do you believe in God, Gods, or higher powers? → In no way, shape or form. I believe that all the good and evils in this world are our own doing, and trying to pass off the blame on some imaginary spiritual force is irresponsible and childish.

(Where's #100??)

Taken from  stephiecat

Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture. -- It is when the person your with is a girl.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice. ( I did when he was alive )
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear. ( As long as you don't go overboard )
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.

Total = 18 Points

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. ( If GOLF and Auto racing are sports, then yes )
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 5 points (wow, even I'm surprised it's that low)

---- SOMETHIN COOL ----

Your Herm Side
[x] You are a furry
[ ] You are a hyper
[ ] You are many peoples' masturbation fantasy
[ ] Your dick is a ZZ. Yes. Breast measurements for your cock. It's that bulky.
[x] You are actually a sad lonely man
[ ] You are actually a sad lonely virgin
[ ] You are actually in your mothers' basement
[ ] You have dicknipples
[x] You think other herms are hot
[ ] You claim you're getting a sex change IRL someday (but you're lying)
[x] You masturbate hourly
[ ] You make journals on FA begging for donations/fanart regularly
[ ] Your have more kinks than IQ points

Total = 4 points

REAL Herm Side

[ ] You wear your genitalia like a badge (not AS one.. ow)
[x] You have starred in a/many furry cartoon(s)/comic(s)/image(s) of an adult nature
[x] You have piercings or nonsensical shit like hair/fur tattoos
[ ] In a majority of images depicting you, you are nude
[ ] You are a trap
[ ] You boast incredible sexual prowess with little to no proof to back up your claims
[ ] If it moves, it's fuckable. If it doesn't move, it's fuckable.
[ ] You wish there was a filter so you didn't have to view clean art on FA
[x] A majority of images on your faves list feature your fetishes
[x] A majority of images on your faves list have visible genitalia
[ ] You have spent a stupid amount of money on commissions of your character - usually bonking with other peoples' characters
[x] You have lost count of how many characters your character has bonked and are unsure how they fit into your character's tormented past
[ ] You have made your avatar dance on SecondLife for linden/items
[ ] You have offered sexual favors on SecondLife for linden/items
[x] Your character has features clearly ripped off from anime - especially Naruto
[x] Your character has magic powers. This explains why it is never knocked unconscious when blood rushes to it's massive genitals.
[ ] Your character has dragon blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has vampire blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has demon blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has angel blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has were blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] There are spikes/stripes/patterns/bright colours on your character's exposed skin - especially noticeable on the genitals
[ ] While your character is almost always nude, it simple MUST have it's accessories/piercings at all times, no exceptions.

Total = 7


All in all, surprisingly masculine.

Ok, so this guy talks in his sleep, and his wife, instead of bitching at him about it, decides to write it all down and make a website out of it.

I'm like 7 entries in, and my stomach is aching from laughing. Some of this shit is just so funny, I had to share it with everyone. The quote in the subject is from the site, obviously.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

I am laughing so hard.

Well, 2010 is upon us, time for resolutions and promises to be broken. I've forgone the resolutions thing, because if I don't make any, they won't be inevitably broken. 29 years now, and I don't think I've ever fulfilled a single resolution. That does kinda suck. But in any case, it's a new year, it's 2010, may this new year and new decade fill everyone with happiness, success and health. *toast*

Ok...time for something a little more adult.

[KEY]:

(+++) Fuck yeah m8.
(++) Greatness.
(+) Yus.
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not really.
(--) Urgh.
(---) For fuck sake.


________________________________


Anal on Males (++) -Although, if it's female with strapon....then (+++).....+
Anal on Females (+)
Breasts (+++)
Breast Expansion (--)
Weight Gain (---)
Bondage (+)
Clothing (-)
Leather (+)
Stockings (++)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (--)
Muscle, Male (+)
Muscle, Female (~)
Herm (++)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (--)
Macro/Micro (+)
Impregnation (~)
Pregnancy (+++)
Lactation (-)
Anal Vore (---) -Wut?
Soul Vore (---) -Wut x2
Cock Vore (---) -Ok, seriously, you're just making stuff up now, right?
Standard Soft Vore (---)
Standard Hard Vore (---)
Paw/Foot (+)
Incest (-)
Yuri (F/F) (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (++)
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Bi (+++)
Girly Boys (+++)
Butch Girls (+++)
Mind Control (+)
Rape (--)
Uniform (++) -Naughty nurses, Dirty doctors...mmm
Orgy (+++)
Subbing/Doming (+++)
Biting (++)
Cheesecake (++++++++)
Solo Masturbation; Male (++)
Solo Masturbation; Female (+++)
Scat (---)
Inflation (---)
Fat/Pudge (+) -As long as it's not overboard, chubby = tehsex
Tech (++)
Watersports (---)
Glasses (++)
Tentacles (++)
Oviposition (~)
Masochism (+)
Sadism (+)
Multiple body parts (+)
Partial Nudity (+++)
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (

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Hyper (---)
Zoophilia (-)
Electricity (~)
She-males (+++)
Cross-dressing (+)
Skunk spray (---)
Oral (+++)
Asphyxiation (~)
Wet-look (++)
Mud/Quicksand etc (+)
Sinking (~) -No clue what this means, honestly.
Spooge (+++)
Body Paint (+++)
Plants (~)
Tickling (+) -Me personally, I VIOLENTLY HATE being tickled, but don't mind doing it.

Copy/Paste, and spread it around to all your friends. Let's see what naughty things everyone is up to. ~.O

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[x] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100

Drink?
[] No - $400
[x] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[x] Other - $ 50

Favorite Color:.
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400 (not a colour)
[] Orange - $300
[] Aqua - $350
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100

Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[X]no- $1000
[] on some - $550


Total : $2675

REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "

Ok, here's where I become an asshole to probably half of the people who are about to read this. Brittany Murphy died on Sunday because she was a junkie whore who couldn't handle the "pressure" of being famous or some other some such bullshit that I'm sure the media is going to spoon feed us. Well you know what? I'm fucking sick of it. The media acting like some junkie who offed herself with drugs is some great tragedy is getting a bit of an old dead horse to keep beating. Sure her friends and family are going to be sad about her passing, why wouldn't they? They actually KNEW her. But people who knew her only from her roles in film that are TRULY affected by her passing, need to eat a bag of heavily salted dicks. It's like everyone who was sad when the King of Pedos died. Hell I felt like screaming and crying too...because I'm a loud emotional drunk when I'm celebrating, you see. Maybe I just have a hard heart (I do) or maybe I'm just an asshole (I am) but I really couldn't work out any way to be any more indifferent to the passing of some chick I didn't know. The thing that DOES get me worked up over all this bullshit is that just because you watched someone give a mid-rate rapper a fake handjob on a big screen at the movies, they're suddenly more important to you than the other people you've never met.

153,547

That is the number of people that die every day on average according to the Census. Do you care that much about all of them? Certainly not. And probability would state that at least ONE of those people was a genuinely good person, who gave of themselves to charity to the point of doing without for themselves. At least ONE of those people were someone's father or mother maybe even a beloved grandfather or grandmother. Maybe it was a young child, eyes filled with wonder at the world and what could be before a bus ran him over, sending his gray matter to the opposite side of the street that it should be on. And maybe...just maybe...that one of them gave Eminem a REAL handjob. May or may not have been recorded though. But do you post a blog about them each day? Lamenting the loss of the British woman you never met or knew the name of that gave Keith Richards some amazing head in the 70s? Certainly that's worth more than a fake handjob on Eminem? Seriously, WHAT OTHER MOVIES WAS SHE IN!?

So yeah a friend of mine showed me this a couple days ago, and it was an instant hit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZy9eRazVw

Fucking. LoLed.

Just 'cause this shit is so very very wrong.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

Use you first and last name.

D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
R : Fucking crazy.
E : Great in bed.
K : You're wild and crazy.

S : You love to drink
K : You're wild and crazy.
I : Great in bed.
N : You like to drink.
N : You like to drink.
E : Great in bed.
R : Fucking crazy.

So according to this I'm an alcoholic, sex god, psychopath...

Wow. Let's do my fursona :)

O : Crazy
K : You're wild and crazy.
U : You really like to chill
M : best kisser ever.
A : Easy to fall in love with.

I : Great in bed.
R : Fucking crazy.
O : Crazy
N : You like to drink.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
A : Easy to fall in love with.
W : You are very broad minded.
S : You love to drink

~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[ ] You are cute
[x] You love to play
[x] You don't like getting into fight.
[ ] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it
[x] You have a best friend forever
[x] You love your best friend very much
[x] You usually don't lie
[ ] You don't say bad word
[ ] Most people love you
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings
[ ] You like to wish upon a star
[ ] You have a lots of stuffed animals
TOTAL: 5

~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[ ] You hate racism
[ ] Someone has said that you are hot
[ ] You are very social
[ ] You DON'T spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names
[ ] You can speak in another language than English.
[ ] You visit social places
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water
TOTAL: 3

~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[ ] You are a street kid
[x] You have been in an accident
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[x] You have been shocked by electricity
[x] You seriously need to get a life.
[ ] People say you're too egoistical
[ ] You have tried gangsta style
[ ] You try to be really cool
[x] You really want someone
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now
TOTAL: 5

~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON
[ ] You are kind of a hothead
[x] People try to calm you down
[ ] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[ ] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[ ] You would like to have red eyes.
[ ] You were born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[x] You don't like your life at a moment
----TOTAL: 7

~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON
[ ] You believe in magic
[ ]Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you
[x] You really love someone
[ ] You believe in love at first sight
[ ] You haven't tried to smoke, drugs or drink alcohol
[ ] You are a goody-goody......
[x] ......or average
[ ] You get injured easily
[ ] People don't really get you
[ ] You MUST do something right now
[x] You are like a psychic
[ ] You have great sight
TOTAL: 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[x] You love the dark.
[x] You like to wear/see/use the color black.
[ ] Glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[x] You are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.
[x] You look out for yourself at times.
[x] You have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[x] You are terrifyingly silent.
[ ] You have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[ ] You have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] You are somewhat of a loner.
[x] You love to go out in the night.
[ ] You have excellent vision in dark places.
TOTAL: 8


Looks like it's Umbreon for me. Though everyone who knows me knows that I'm really a Snorlax in disguise.

PASS IT ON!

So yeah, grabbed this from Cheska's journal....lol
I don't have a media player honestly...I just usually listen to interbutts radio, specifically last.fm So I'll just put the first 15 songs that pop up on it from my shuffle list heh.

an now, a Meme.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Underline the ones that actually made you laugh out loud.

01: All I Want In My Pants - The Offspring.
02: Mother's Talk In My Pants - Tears for Fears
03: Love Is A Battlefield In My Pants - Pat Benatar (mind the family jewels while fighting would you?)
04: Don't You (Forget About Me, In My Pants) - Simple Minds
05: Red Right Hand In My Pants - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
06: Swallowed In My Pants - Bush (Oh my....)
07: Makin' Out In My Pants - The Darkness
08: Digital Love In My Pants - Daft Punk
09: Piano Man In My Pants - Billy Joel (A tiny pianist, evidently.)
10: You Ruined Everything In My Pants - Jonathan Coulton (That's just terrible...)
11: Kielbasa In My Pants - Tenacious D (This is just...too damned appropriate)
12: Pretty Vacant In My Pants - Joan Jett
13: Wrong Way In My Pants - Richard Cheese (Richard Cheese does lounge covers of other songs, and this cover of Wrong Way by Sublime is just...dare I say, sublime itself?)
14: Ace of Spades In My Pants - Motorhead!!!
15: Something Diabolical In My Pants - Bloodhound Gang (I think it's the war raging, personally.)

And now let's see your responses!