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My #2 Favorite Calvin & Hobbes Comic
General | Posted 2 years ago(I have *way* too much time on my hands, my few and far between followers (i.e. really no one) who may stumble across this...)
Gosh, if you know me at all (which few people outside a few old core friends, and my husband, do) I totally adore and have nearly memorized every single Calvin & Hobbes comic ever made. And since I felt like it, instead of subjecting only my husband to me rattling off my favorites of the strip I have memorized backward and forwards, I'm gonna do it to all of you, poor people, as well, complete with WHY I love a joke so much... or how well it applies to my current feelings. (This is gross, but since I have Crohn's Disease I am in the bathroom way too much, and since I am banished there so often, and for so long, I sit there re-reading my entire collection of all the comics to the point I can recall almost any single comic, story, and trope no matter how popular or funny... even though almost all of Calvin & Hobbes is perfect and funny IMO) ...and I have two particular comics that are my most favorite. (No one probably noticed, but my "Favorite Quote" is from Calvin & Hobbes. There are so many gems in the series that still apply to life and make me laugh, I don't have enough space in my corner of the internet to repeat them all!!) I just absolutely *HAD* to mention my probably #2 favorite of all time, because it so clearly and totally harkens to a major aspect of my life: hearing people complain about non-issues... but because it relates to them and their rampant narcissism, it is a major issue they feel compelled to tell me, a crippled and otherwise disabled adult stranger on the internet... (And maybe in rereading this, I realize that ranting into the void about this, is not only pointless but perhaps turning my entire argument into an oxymoron because I'm complaining about something so many people could conceive as 'minor'? At least only a few weirdos who follow me will be subjected to this, and that's a *little* bit on them. You did put me on watch after all! ;3 I'm not completely to blame! ...no wait, I totally am to blame. I lured you in with sexy art of my fictitious characters and then beat you over the head with a long pointless pontification rant ...totally all on me. Sorry! lol)
Calvin tells Hobbes, he is on his way to becoming rich. How so, Hobbes asks? Well, Calvin replies, by writing a self-help book! (Which were far far far more popular at the time the comic was released, (1993, particularly published for the first time, on June 6th of that year) as now most people just whine on the internet, far be it from them to open a *book* /mock shudder and take time to reflect on character flaws with intent to improve on some aspect of themselves. That simply does not happen anymore. *half-lidded glare at her fellow females* We're all already perfect, just as ourselves, with nothing to change, grow, or improve upon!) Instead of relating what the comic does so brilliantly in prose-format, I'll just quote it...
Hobbes: "Whatcha doin'?"
Calvin: "Getting rich!"
Hobbes: "Really?"
Calvin: "Yep! I'm writing a self-help book! There's a huge market for this stuff!
"First, you convince people there's something wrong with them. That's easy because advertising has already conditioned people to feel insecure about their weight, looks, social status, sex appeal, and so on."
Break: Notice how *if* people are at all concerned with a flaw they *may* have, it's all vapid shallow bullshit that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of who we are as individuals. advertisement may prey on people's fear of "flaws" but the"flaws" mentioned here, if improved, still have absolutely NO application to being a better human being. Because either a.) We're already perfect, and fuck you for not loving me just as I am, totally unconditionally, like a pet dog that depends on you for their every meal. or b.) We're too caught up in shallow issues with no real meaning, that distract us from looking within ourselves to improve (and thus, do some WORK, and not thinking you deserve everything good and right in life by existing) on major flaws and negative impulses, moods, habits, and desires that take away from not only those who are forced to be around us, but en mass society at large. But that's really been a life-trope for all of recorded time: "don't think about the major impactful issues, worry about the most innocuous stupid quick-to-fix minor society-perceived flaw!" Becoming more popular among your chosen poison of fandom will save the environment! But, Calvin & Hobbes even explores *that* issue, by noting that if people forsake their shallow petty narcissistic bullshit fabricated surface-level "woes", society would collapse and crumble, and we'd have complete anarchy (which, despite my tone, I do not advocate for, lol) Ok, back to the comic, we're almost at my favorite line...
Calvin (cont.): "Next, you convince them that the problem is not their fault and that they're victims of larger forces. That's easy, because it's what people believe anyway. Nobody wants to be responsible for his own situation."
"Finally, you convince them that with your expert advice and encouragement, they can conquer their problem and be happy!"
Hobbes (with an expression that started off dubious, then curious, then hopeful/positive): "Ingenious. What problem with YOU help people solve?"
Calvin: "Their addiction to self-help books!"
"My book is called: 'Shut up and stop whining: How to do something with your life besides think about Yourself.'"
(^My favorite line^)
Break: Now, IMO, the comic could've ended right there...(but it's a comic strip, it needs a bit better closing punch line, which I'll get to, of course) But I freaking LOVE that book title. If I hadn't already picked out a few "perfect" titles for my own WIP books, and Watterson hadn't already come up with it, I'd mangle a manuscript of mine to coincide with that title. First off, what's even worse than Calvin realizes, in 1993, is with the internet, people need almost NO provocation to let you know of every woe in their existence. I simply cannot count how many times I will go out there into the eather looking for stimulating, enjoyable, creative, writing partners in the garb of RP partners... only to be pitched a sob story 20 minutes into the conversation about potential plots, about some perceived, but not confirmed by a medical doctor, mental disability they have, that, "Makes my life so tough!" ...and I lower my head and pinch the bridge of my nose as it wrinkles, making me look even more my old old old age... All I want to do is find a person here or there who can string a few paragraphs together in a semblance of fantasy creativity that I cling to with a death grip, and refuse to let die, even though well-crafted creative writing has long since gone the way of the dinosaur. Instead, I am told about the very minutia of invented issues this total stranger (who probably will block me the moment I express that sexual content is NOT high on my list of rp-to-do's lol) is just chomping at the bit for an audience to pity them as a victim. Let me say this: I am not the one, darling <3
I felt compelled to share these pointless pontifications (which, perhaps exposes my own desire for an audience?) after watching a lot of funny Youtubers. I am a.) not attractive enough to be on a webcam for prolonged periods of time b.) have no idea how basic technology works, I barely know how to use my smartphone, as if I'm 75, not 35. c.) I know how pointless it is to scream into the void, ranting and raving like a gassed-up lunatic *especially* in a place/fandom where having one's most deviant sexual fantasies catered to, is NUMBAH 1!
But, I wanted to share this. I really did. And my hope is that someone out there, (if I'm stupidly lucky a few someones!!) will agree with me. 'Cause that's all anyone with a 'stinky' opinion (i.e. everyone) wants: an echo chamber of like-minded losers who can all agree on what they love to complain about ^_^; and those with more leisure time than anyone should be allowed, to gather up and create that echo chamber, on the internet!
I will finish the comic, and go away. I apologize for disturbing your fap-fodder. I will NOT make this journal sit on my front page (because I don't have the spine, or balls, to let my largely unpopular opinion fly free and loud as the FIRST thing people hear out of me, that's like farting on someone's hand when they first meet you and seek a friendly handshake)... but y'know, maybe there's a few other people who can identify with this mini-micro-issue. I'd *love* to hear from y'all.
Hobbes: "You should probably wait for the advance before you buy anything."
Calvin: "The trouble is... if my program works, I won't be able to write a sequel."
(...cause that's where the MONEY is, Calvin, in pumping out as many sequels as you can, when the first catches on, even though you only needed maybe one book/movie/story/FA journal/youtube video to get your point across!)
If absolutely nothing else, I hope maybe some of you younger people could be turned onto the rich and wonderful world of this magnificent, smart, and funny Newspaper comic. I know Rule 34 has ruined *EVERYTHING* my generation knows and loves, but forgo that stupid creepy bullshit, and read some of the source material of Calvin & Hobbes. Unless you totally suck as a human being, you will not be disappointed! (And I think news sites are so desperate for a new humorous comic, some of them are STILL republishing Calvin & Hobbes comics for their daily readers. ... and Calvin & Hobbes stopped before many of you were "even a glint in the eye" as my father used to describe me... the Newspaper comic is more dead than my desire to find meaningful interesting rp partners not obsessed with deviant sexual kinks. xD)
with much love,
yours truly,
old <3
Gosh, if you know me at all (which few people outside a few old core friends, and my husband, do) I totally adore and have nearly memorized every single Calvin & Hobbes comic ever made. And since I felt like it, instead of subjecting only my husband to me rattling off my favorites of the strip I have memorized backward and forwards, I'm gonna do it to all of you, poor people, as well, complete with WHY I love a joke so much... or how well it applies to my current feelings. (This is gross, but since I have Crohn's Disease I am in the bathroom way too much, and since I am banished there so often, and for so long, I sit there re-reading my entire collection of all the comics to the point I can recall almost any single comic, story, and trope no matter how popular or funny... even though almost all of Calvin & Hobbes is perfect and funny IMO) ...and I have two particular comics that are my most favorite. (No one probably noticed, but my "Favorite Quote" is from Calvin & Hobbes. There are so many gems in the series that still apply to life and make me laugh, I don't have enough space in my corner of the internet to repeat them all!!) I just absolutely *HAD* to mention my probably #2 favorite of all time, because it so clearly and totally harkens to a major aspect of my life: hearing people complain about non-issues... but because it relates to them and their rampant narcissism, it is a major issue they feel compelled to tell me, a crippled and otherwise disabled adult stranger on the internet... (And maybe in rereading this, I realize that ranting into the void about this, is not only pointless but perhaps turning my entire argument into an oxymoron because I'm complaining about something so many people could conceive as 'minor'? At least only a few weirdos who follow me will be subjected to this, and that's a *little* bit on them. You did put me on watch after all! ;3 I'm not completely to blame! ...no wait, I totally am to blame. I lured you in with sexy art of my fictitious characters and then beat you over the head with a long pointless pontification rant ...totally all on me. Sorry! lol)
Calvin tells Hobbes, he is on his way to becoming rich. How so, Hobbes asks? Well, Calvin replies, by writing a self-help book! (Which were far far far more popular at the time the comic was released, (1993, particularly published for the first time, on June 6th of that year) as now most people just whine on the internet, far be it from them to open a *book* /mock shudder and take time to reflect on character flaws with intent to improve on some aspect of themselves. That simply does not happen anymore. *half-lidded glare at her fellow females* We're all already perfect, just as ourselves, with nothing to change, grow, or improve upon!) Instead of relating what the comic does so brilliantly in prose-format, I'll just quote it...
Hobbes: "Whatcha doin'?"
Calvin: "Getting rich!"
Hobbes: "Really?"
Calvin: "Yep! I'm writing a self-help book! There's a huge market for this stuff!
"First, you convince people there's something wrong with them. That's easy because advertising has already conditioned people to feel insecure about their weight, looks, social status, sex appeal, and so on."
Break: Notice how *if* people are at all concerned with a flaw they *may* have, it's all vapid shallow bullshit that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of who we are as individuals. advertisement may prey on people's fear of "flaws" but the"flaws" mentioned here, if improved, still have absolutely NO application to being a better human being. Because either a.) We're already perfect, and fuck you for not loving me just as I am, totally unconditionally, like a pet dog that depends on you for their every meal. or b.) We're too caught up in shallow issues with no real meaning, that distract us from looking within ourselves to improve (and thus, do some WORK, and not thinking you deserve everything good and right in life by existing) on major flaws and negative impulses, moods, habits, and desires that take away from not only those who are forced to be around us, but en mass society at large. But that's really been a life-trope for all of recorded time: "don't think about the major impactful issues, worry about the most innocuous stupid quick-to-fix minor society-perceived flaw!" Becoming more popular among your chosen poison of fandom will save the environment! But, Calvin & Hobbes even explores *that* issue, by noting that if people forsake their shallow petty narcissistic bullshit fabricated surface-level "woes", society would collapse and crumble, and we'd have complete anarchy (which, despite my tone, I do not advocate for, lol) Ok, back to the comic, we're almost at my favorite line...
Calvin (cont.): "Next, you convince them that the problem is not their fault and that they're victims of larger forces. That's easy, because it's what people believe anyway. Nobody wants to be responsible for his own situation."
"Finally, you convince them that with your expert advice and encouragement, they can conquer their problem and be happy!"
Hobbes (with an expression that started off dubious, then curious, then hopeful/positive): "Ingenious. What problem with YOU help people solve?"
Calvin: "Their addiction to self-help books!"
"My book is called: 'Shut up and stop whining: How to do something with your life besides think about Yourself.'"
(^My favorite line^)
Break: Now, IMO, the comic could've ended right there...(but it's a comic strip, it needs a bit better closing punch line, which I'll get to, of course) But I freaking LOVE that book title. If I hadn't already picked out a few "perfect" titles for my own WIP books, and Watterson hadn't already come up with it, I'd mangle a manuscript of mine to coincide with that title. First off, what's even worse than Calvin realizes, in 1993, is with the internet, people need almost NO provocation to let you know of every woe in their existence. I simply cannot count how many times I will go out there into the eather looking for stimulating, enjoyable, creative, writing partners in the garb of RP partners... only to be pitched a sob story 20 minutes into the conversation about potential plots, about some perceived, but not confirmed by a medical doctor, mental disability they have, that, "Makes my life so tough!" ...and I lower my head and pinch the bridge of my nose as it wrinkles, making me look even more my old old old age... All I want to do is find a person here or there who can string a few paragraphs together in a semblance of fantasy creativity that I cling to with a death grip, and refuse to let die, even though well-crafted creative writing has long since gone the way of the dinosaur. Instead, I am told about the very minutia of invented issues this total stranger (who probably will block me the moment I express that sexual content is NOT high on my list of rp-to-do's lol) is just chomping at the bit for an audience to pity them as a victim. Let me say this: I am not the one, darling <3
I felt compelled to share these pointless pontifications (which, perhaps exposes my own desire for an audience?) after watching a lot of funny Youtubers. I am a.) not attractive enough to be on a webcam for prolonged periods of time b.) have no idea how basic technology works, I barely know how to use my smartphone, as if I'm 75, not 35. c.) I know how pointless it is to scream into the void, ranting and raving like a gassed-up lunatic *especially* in a place/fandom where having one's most deviant sexual fantasies catered to, is NUMBAH 1!
But, I wanted to share this. I really did. And my hope is that someone out there, (if I'm stupidly lucky a few someones!!) will agree with me. 'Cause that's all anyone with a 'stinky' opinion (i.e. everyone) wants: an echo chamber of like-minded losers who can all agree on what they love to complain about ^_^; and those with more leisure time than anyone should be allowed, to gather up and create that echo chamber, on the internet!
I will finish the comic, and go away. I apologize for disturbing your fap-fodder. I will NOT make this journal sit on my front page (because I don't have the spine, or balls, to let my largely unpopular opinion fly free and loud as the FIRST thing people hear out of me, that's like farting on someone's hand when they first meet you and seek a friendly handshake)... but y'know, maybe there's a few other people who can identify with this mini-micro-issue. I'd *love* to hear from y'all.
Hobbes: "You should probably wait for the advance before you buy anything."
Calvin: "The trouble is... if my program works, I won't be able to write a sequel."
(...cause that's where the MONEY is, Calvin, in pumping out as many sequels as you can, when the first catches on, even though you only needed maybe one book/movie/story/FA journal/youtube video to get your point across!)
If absolutely nothing else, I hope maybe some of you younger people could be turned onto the rich and wonderful world of this magnificent, smart, and funny Newspaper comic. I know Rule 34 has ruined *EVERYTHING* my generation knows and loves, but forgo that stupid creepy bullshit, and read some of the source material of Calvin & Hobbes. Unless you totally suck as a human being, you will not be disappointed! (And I think news sites are so desperate for a new humorous comic, some of them are STILL republishing Calvin & Hobbes comics for their daily readers. ... and Calvin & Hobbes stopped before many of you were "even a glint in the eye" as my father used to describe me... the Newspaper comic is more dead than my desire to find meaningful interesting rp partners not obsessed with deviant sexual kinks. xD)
with much love,
yours truly,
old <3
Currently;
General | Posted 2 years agoUpdated as of September 1st, 2025
I have Artwork Incoming From! ...
Paid (Princess Hono)
(Writing commissions are open to inquiry.)
much love,
old.
I have Artwork Incoming From! ...
Paid (Princess Hono)Commissioning you guys is my greatest pleasure in life. <3
other than my husband, of course. lol!!
Thank you to all of you wonderful, amazing artists out there!!!
What you do is super important!! Don't ever be down on yourselves <3
(Writing commissions are open to inquiry.)
much love,
old.
Happy Birthday to ME!
General | Posted 2 years agoI turn 35 today.
whew! I'm an old lady!! (tomorrow will be my 11th wedding anniversary!!)
<3!
whew! I'm an old lady!! (tomorrow will be my 11th wedding anniversary!!)
<3!
Writer For Hire
General | Posted 3 years agoEmboldened by some friends, I have decided to monetize my writing ability to those too lazy, or without the ability to write content about/for their various characters! (Asking me to write for you is just like asking someone to draw for you. I cannot draw myself, so I pay people to draw for me all the time. A lot of people do not have time to write involved stories for their role play characters, I have not only the time, but the ability to make something worth having and displaying.)
Example of what you will receive: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48602020/
Content can range from simple character histories to adult content (included kinks will need to be discussed, you are welcome to ask for anything you want, but some things I will never explore in my writing are: AB/DL, Underaged Characters in sexual situations, or legit Beastiality)
(I define Beastiality as sexual content with animals that cannot communicate like human-esque individuals, do not have coherent human thought processes and do not have the ability to consent, so yeah, asking me to write a story about two regular dogs humping is not ok, just as much as a human humping a dog is not ok... but if you ask me to write a story where two Lion King type lions are having sex, that's fine, where they can speak, think, and consent like humans).
anything else, as long as it is not illegal, you can request, but I reserve the right to decline to include some kinks, either because I find them personally distasteful, or I do not understand the fetish/kink well enough to write it convincingly! any and all genders and sexualities are welcome. I want you to get something worth the money, so if I do not have faith I can pull off a certain subject, I will have to decline, even though I know the big bucks are in those more rare and obscure fetishes. I'm not looking for big bucks, I just want to be able to buy a few packs of cigarettes every week! xD
Turn Around: Usually about 2-4 hours after the request is made, I can have something finished. Longer writings will take more time, but you will usually receive your writing the same day you made the request. (I got a lot of time on my hands.) However, requests made after 6pm (CST, so that's 7pm for you peeps in EST, and 5pm for y'all in PST) will be worked on the following day. (I am an old person, and I start winding down from the day at 6pm, in bed by about 9pm. but I am awake early.)
The price is $20. (which buys me one pack of cigarettes here in Chicago.)
Length, level of detail, kink/fetish content, etc does not raise or lower the price.
If I write you something, and you want it longer, just tell me, and I will get it to the length you want, for no additional fee.
No money will exchange hands until you are 100% satisfied with what you receive. If at any point I just cannot give you something you like and want to use, you are not required to make any sort of payment, but you are also not allowed to use any aspect of the writing I gave you, that you did not approve. (I also will not post commissions that people did not want to use.) You are welcome to post the work on any website you want, but you must include my name or penname (or both): L.Black/Oldmusic, (a link back to my FA and/or toyhou.se would be appreciated, but not required.)
If you do NOT want me to post your commission here on my FA, please let me know, and I will not. But you are required to credit me with the writing. I can take characters you have created, and write about them for you, or I can completely fabricate a character for your personal use and write about them. The level of involvement on my end, and how much I have to create for you, is up to you. Again, the more I have to come up with does not increase the price.
Thank you for your time and attention,
Thank you also to my friends who encouraged me to put myself out there like this
A special shout-out to my first customer: https://toyhou.se/17549722.odetta
I'm not looking for riches and wealth. I just want to fund my vice.
(or well, one of my vices. the vice I have that is the most expensive @_@)
The whole "buy me a pack of cigs" is a spoof on the popular "BuyMeACoffee" payment method.
I don't drink coffee. But I do smoke cigarettes. Like a chimney.
You may note me here on FA with requests,
You can message me on Furcadia (I am Oldmusic/VruVru/Naiomi on Furcadia)
PLEASE do not email me though!!! I never check my email.
You can also make requests to me through discord: oldmusic#5150
(PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE BEFORE YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON DISCORD...I am a paranoid piece of crap, and I am always worried I'm accepting the friend request of a bot if I have no idea who the person is on discord.)
You are never "bothering" me with a writing request. Do not be afraid to reach out.
More examples of my writing can be given upon request.
Again, I appreciate the time you have given me to just read this,
You're awesome, <3 Thank you!
Edit/Update (10/29/22): for 10 dollars, I can be hired as an editor, and read your work, and do my best to help you improve it and make it the best it can be! Size and length have no influence on price, from a few paragraphs to several pages or more! Please understand though, the more I have to read, the longer you will have to wait for my feedback! Fuck you can show me your unpublished novel, and I'll happily be a "pre" editor for you if you care to make use of this service! Understand they will be genuine, thoughtful, and carefully executed comments and suggestions ...and it may take longer than me just writing you something myself! ... 10 dolla! xD
...ok, I love you, byebye! <3
Example of what you will receive: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48602020/
Content can range from simple character histories to adult content (included kinks will need to be discussed, you are welcome to ask for anything you want, but some things I will never explore in my writing are: AB/DL, Underaged Characters in sexual situations, or legit Beastiality)
(I define Beastiality as sexual content with animals that cannot communicate like human-esque individuals, do not have coherent human thought processes and do not have the ability to consent, so yeah, asking me to write a story about two regular dogs humping is not ok, just as much as a human humping a dog is not ok... but if you ask me to write a story where two Lion King type lions are having sex, that's fine, where they can speak, think, and consent like humans).
anything else, as long as it is not illegal, you can request, but I reserve the right to decline to include some kinks, either because I find them personally distasteful, or I do not understand the fetish/kink well enough to write it convincingly! any and all genders and sexualities are welcome. I want you to get something worth the money, so if I do not have faith I can pull off a certain subject, I will have to decline, even though I know the big bucks are in those more rare and obscure fetishes. I'm not looking for big bucks, I just want to be able to buy a few packs of cigarettes every week! xD
Turn Around: Usually about 2-4 hours after the request is made, I can have something finished. Longer writings will take more time, but you will usually receive your writing the same day you made the request. (I got a lot of time on my hands.) However, requests made after 6pm (CST, so that's 7pm for you peeps in EST, and 5pm for y'all in PST) will be worked on the following day. (I am an old person, and I start winding down from the day at 6pm, in bed by about 9pm. but I am awake early.)
The price is $20. (which buys me one pack of cigarettes here in Chicago.)
Length, level of detail, kink/fetish content, etc does not raise or lower the price.
If I write you something, and you want it longer, just tell me, and I will get it to the length you want, for no additional fee.
No money will exchange hands until you are 100% satisfied with what you receive. If at any point I just cannot give you something you like and want to use, you are not required to make any sort of payment, but you are also not allowed to use any aspect of the writing I gave you, that you did not approve. (I also will not post commissions that people did not want to use.) You are welcome to post the work on any website you want, but you must include my name or penname (or both): L.Black/Oldmusic, (a link back to my FA and/or toyhou.se would be appreciated, but not required.)
If you do NOT want me to post your commission here on my FA, please let me know, and I will not. But you are required to credit me with the writing. I can take characters you have created, and write about them for you, or I can completely fabricate a character for your personal use and write about them. The level of involvement on my end, and how much I have to create for you, is up to you. Again, the more I have to come up with does not increase the price.
Thank you for your time and attention,
Thank you also to my friends who encouraged me to put myself out there like this
A special shout-out to my first customer: https://toyhou.se/17549722.odetta
I'm not looking for riches and wealth. I just want to fund my vice.
(or well, one of my vices. the vice I have that is the most expensive @_@)
The whole "buy me a pack of cigs" is a spoof on the popular "BuyMeACoffee" payment method.
I don't drink coffee. But I do smoke cigarettes. Like a chimney.
You may note me here on FA with requests,
You can message me on Furcadia (I am Oldmusic/VruVru/Naiomi on Furcadia)
PLEASE do not email me though!!! I never check my email.
You can also make requests to me through discord: oldmusic#5150
(PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE BEFORE YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON DISCORD...I am a paranoid piece of crap, and I am always worried I'm accepting the friend request of a bot if I have no idea who the person is on discord.)
You are never "bothering" me with a writing request. Do not be afraid to reach out.
More examples of my writing can be given upon request.
Again, I appreciate the time you have given me to just read this,
You're awesome, <3 Thank you!
Edit/Update (10/29/22): for 10 dollars, I can be hired as an editor, and read your work, and do my best to help you improve it and make it the best it can be! Size and length have no influence on price, from a few paragraphs to several pages or more! Please understand though, the more I have to read, the longer you will have to wait for my feedback! Fuck you can show me your unpublished novel, and I'll happily be a "pre" editor for you if you care to make use of this service! Understand they will be genuine, thoughtful, and carefully executed comments and suggestions ...and it may take longer than me just writing you something myself! ... 10 dolla! xD
...ok, I love you, byebye! <3
