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Posted 8 years agoIt's kind of hard to believe I've been using this website for seven years.
This is probably the least active social media site I use though.
Fur Affinity has always felt kind of like a ghost town to me, where I'm sure there are people somewhere, but I never see anything beyond sign of them passing through
I'm sure that it would feel more alive on the IRC, but maybe the old layout was part of the hindrance.
Strange as it is, the beta layout makes this feel easier to read through, at least on a computer.
This is probably the least active social media site I use though.
Fur Affinity has always felt kind of like a ghost town to me, where I'm sure there are people somewhere, but I never see anything beyond sign of them passing through
I'm sure that it would feel more alive on the IRC, but maybe the old layout was part of the hindrance.
Strange as it is, the beta layout makes this feel easier to read through, at least on a computer.
Calling something a meme makes it the opposite of one.
Posted 14 years ago001. One of your scars, how did you get it?
A faded shape resembling the pupil of a goat's eye. I got it by colliding with a charcoal grill during a birthday party.
002. What is on the walls in your room?
Cracks and white paint.
003. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep?
Yes, I grind my teeth.
004. What type of music do you listen to?
Quality music that doesn't offend my ears.
005. Do you know what time you were born?
Yes.
006. What do you want more than anything right now?
007. What do you miss?
Youth's naive simplicity.
008. What is your most prized possession(s)?
My laptop
009. How tall are you?
5'8" / 172.78 cm
010. Do you get claustrophobic?
No.
011. Do you get scared in the dark?
No.
012. The last person to make you cry?
I can't remember.
013. What's your worst fear?
Oblivion.
014. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite/same sex?
Eyes are the only must have.
015. Where can you see yourself proposing?
In an impromptu fantasy tinged by a moldering wind upon wistful fantasy.
016. Coffee or energy drink?
Coffee.
017. Favorite pizza topping?
Mushrooms.
018. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Lobster florentine with a side of spiced seasame pork.
019. Favorite color of all time?
Green.
020. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?
Possibly. I live in Crazyland and have eaten at a "Chinese restaurant."
021. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received?
Life.
022. Do you have a crush?
<racism>I'm not white, thirteen, nor girly enough for this question.</racism>
023. Are you double jointed?
No.
024. Favorite clothing brand?
<pretentiousness>I'm not insipid enough for this question.</pretentiousness>
(The following five questions were withheld for tax purposes.)
030. Say a number from one to a hundred:
Seventy-two.
031. Blonds or brunettes?
There's a difference?
032. Favorite quote?
The one I have listed, seriously.
033. Favorite place?
Niagara Falls (Ontario, Canada & New York, U.S.A.)
034. Have you been out of the USA?
Yes, I have lived outside of Crazyland.
035. Your weaknesses?
Bullets, sharp objects, my joints, naivety, poisons.
036. Met anyone famous?
A previous US President, several previous governors, and a celebrity musician.
037. First job?
Volunteer with the Red Cross.
038. Ever done a prank call?
Yes.
039. Do you think everyone out there has a soul mate?
<atheist>I'm Catholic, I don't believe in the god.</atheist>
040. What were you doing before you filled this out?
Playing Chinese Ancient History Japan Revisionist Edition Five, for the buttsex-box
041. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes.
b042. What do you get complimented about most?
My hair, which surprises me.
043. Have you ever had braces?
No, I had a spacer though.
044. What do you want for your birthday?
See question #006.
045. How many kids do you want and their names?
Normally I'd take a question like this out of context and make a kidnapping joke about it. I just don't feel like it right now.
046. Were you named after anyone?
No.
047. What is the biggest turn off of the opposite/same sex?
It's a tie between an annoying voice and substance abuse.
048. What is one thing you like(d) about high school?
The illusion of freedom to achieve greatness without effort.
049. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Cheaper brands that have been proven to work without damaging my hair severely.
050. Do you like your handwriting?
Yes, but it could be better.
051. What is your favorite lunch meat?
If by lunch meat you mean a packaged and compressed disk of meat, found in shopping centers in a cooler shrink wrapped in plastic, where the flavor is salt and salt alone. Then I am against it.
But if by lunch meat, you mean thinly sliced meat from the flank of an animal that was raised and groomed for slaughter and consumption, then I prefer hickory smoked ham.
052. Any bad habits?
Of course.
053. Are you a jealous person?
Depends on what I am to be jealous of.
054. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Nihilism is pointless.
055. Do you agree with friends with benefits?
If by whiskey...
056. Do looks matter?
Can you imagine a world where they don't?
057. How do you release anger?
Ideally: through constructive means. Usually: I don't.
058. Would you rather gain 58 pounds or lose 58 pounds?
It would be healthier for me to gain that weight.
060. What was your favorite toy as a child?
A stuffed Bengal tiger doll.
061. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
062. Were you a fan of Barney as a little kid?
No.
063. Do you use sarcasm?
No, I've never even heard of such a word.
064. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese?
Macaroni and Cheese.
065. What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Literally: Organs, bones, a circulatory system. Figuratively: Whit, charm. <douche>Hur hur my penis.</douche>
066. What are your nicknames?
Mall. Pronounced "M 'ALL"
067. Favorite super power?
Omniscience.
068. What's your favorite TV show?
I don't watch television.
069. What's the best way to deal with your enemies?
I subscribe to two schools of thought on the matter: Eliminate them completely or make them completely inconsequential.
070. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
French Vanilla
071. Do you have all your fingers and toes?
Yes.
072. Do you have a computer in your room?
Are... are you scouting out my home? I'm armed...
073. Plans for tonight?
Always have a plan, even tentative ones.
074. Where do you want to live when you are older?
Some place that will make my eventual arthritis and failing organs less problematic.
075. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?
See question #044
076. What are you listening to?
Everything that I cannot ignore. If you mean the last song I was listening to, I believe it was Montreal -90C
077. Last thing you drank?
A green plastic bottle filled with high fructose corn syrup and painful regret.
078. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My father.
079. The first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Whatever stands out the most, cause I really don't know.
080. What do you like to do in your spare time?
My hobbies are as varied as they are impractical.
081. Favorite thing to hate?
That's a tough question, because I cannot think of anything I hate that I would be remorseful to see utterly destroyed.
082. Favorite season of the year?
Winter.
083. What's your favorite type of candy?
Butterscotch and caramel hard candies.
084. Have you ever really and truly had a best friend?
No, I don't feel I have.
085. What is your hair color?
Black.
086. Eye color?
Brown.
087. Shoe size?
US 10.5 / UK 44 2/3. Is this some kind of foot fetish question? I don't really want to know, but this just seems out of place.
088. Favorite fast food place?
Chinese buffets.
089. Favorite restaurant?
In Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada there is a small diner with a brown roof and false wooden walls with red letters on it that I don't remember the name of where I had the best bacon, eggs, French toast, and coffee. The coffee was perfect just black.
090. Do you like sushi?
If by sushi... nah I'm not doing that joke again. Yes.
091. Watch TV today?
I have not actively watched a television, nor turned one on to watch television shows for eight years.
092. Favorite day of the year?
I'm partial to December eighth. No real reason.
093. Play any musical instruments?
Once upon a time.. lost to the ages.. fallen through the cracks.. a trumpet and guitar silently weep, waxing upon nihilistic could haves, would haves, and wants.
094. Republican or democrat?
The correct answer is no. Also you're assuming I'm from the USA. But if you must know, I lean towards anarchy being a means to an impossible perfect end.
095. Kisses or hugs?
I prefer hugs.
096. Relationships or one night stands?
See question #055
097. What was the last thing you bought?
See question #077
098. Would you ever be a housewife?
Nothing is impossible. Just improbable, doubtful, remote, slight, faint, not likely, unimaginable, and unlikely.
099. What book are you reading?
I have a list it's too long for this.
100. Final random fact about me:
My favorite fast food is scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar.This is hardly a meme.
Posted 16 years ago• Are you a furry?
Nope.
• If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Yep.
• How long have you been in the community?
I'm not.
• How did you find furry?
There's porn on the Internet.
• What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
I don't think I can answer that question with out being a smart ass and picking at the concept of furry being a noun.
• What's Furry to you?
A fetish, if not then a lifestyle, if not then a religion, if not then an art genre.
• If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I have this snort chuckle noise that I use, to lead into a fake laugh, to insult people when they say really dumb things to me.
• What are your favorite aspects of our community?
The people who can put forth well written and thoughtful arguments that are better than "Hey! Look at me!"
• Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
No, you see, I use English words.
• What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
People more pretentious than I am. And people who have dangerous fetishes that they aren't willing to keep as a fictional fantasy.
• How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
What's the point? If they're not violent then they just want attention.
• How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
Slow news week, eh? Wait, bashing me for being furry? I have this snort chuckle noise....
• We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Avenue Q said it better than I can. I'll just likely shrug and say, "Yeah, perversion."
Personal
• What is/are your fursona(s)?
I think that question should be: Do you have a fursona? Then I'd say no, I have a personality and a screen name to keep my real name hidden.
• Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
Probably.
• If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Nihilism is arrogant and pointless.
• Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
Do you mean "Are you a therian or otherkin?", also no, I live in the real world. Which isn't an anime or comic book.
• What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I don't know.
• Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
How is this a question? "Do you prefer x/y, z, or alpha art?" "Do you enjoy x, y, or z more?"
What's being asked here?
• Are you a fursuiter?
Nope.
• How many of your friends are furry?
Real life, imaginary, or Intertubes friends? Cause between the three, only Intertubes friends.
• How many pets do you own, if any?
My hamster died.
• Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
My hobbies are as varied as they are impractical.
• Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Isn't this a rewording of a previous question? I have this snort chuckle noise...
Meetups
• Do you attend any cons?
Nope.
• Do you go to local meetups (bowling, public outings...etc)?
Don't know any.
• Have you ever attended a furry party?
Nope.
Online
• Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
Nope.
• What furry websites do you attend?
I'm pretty sure websites are not animate objects with complex nervous systems that allow for them to be able to process the thought needed to associate themselves with a subculture.
• What non furry websites do you frequent?
... why the "us" versus "them" need to differentiate yourself from something similar to you. "A rose by any other name...", "If you prick me, do I not bleed?"
• Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
No, fandom is an evil that relies on exclusionary misconceptions and "us" versus "them" mantras that espouse differences rather than similarities. To me it's just another label people apply to say that they are different from one another rather than have to admit that we're similar with different need. But this is the Internet, so I'm just another self righteous asshat spamming away on some random block of text.
It hasn't taught me anything other than: There's a lot of porn that doesn't entice me.
Nope.
• If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Yep.
• How long have you been in the community?
I'm not.
• How did you find furry?
There's porn on the Internet.
• What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
I don't think I can answer that question with out being a smart ass and picking at the concept of furry being a noun.
• What's Furry to you?
A fetish, if not then a lifestyle, if not then a religion, if not then an art genre.
• If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I have this snort chuckle noise that I use, to lead into a fake laugh, to insult people when they say really dumb things to me.
• What are your favorite aspects of our community?
The people who can put forth well written and thoughtful arguments that are better than "Hey! Look at me!"
• Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
No, you see, I use English words.
• What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
People more pretentious than I am. And people who have dangerous fetishes that they aren't willing to keep as a fictional fantasy.
• How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
What's the point? If they're not violent then they just want attention.
• How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
Slow news week, eh? Wait, bashing me for being furry? I have this snort chuckle noise....
• We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Avenue Q said it better than I can. I'll just likely shrug and say, "Yeah, perversion."
Personal
• What is/are your fursona(s)?
I think that question should be: Do you have a fursona? Then I'd say no, I have a personality and a screen name to keep my real name hidden.
• Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
Probably.
• If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Nihilism is arrogant and pointless.
• Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
Do you mean "Are you a therian or otherkin?", also no, I live in the real world. Which isn't an anime or comic book.
• What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I don't know.
• Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
How is this a question? "Do you prefer x/y, z, or alpha art?" "Do you enjoy x, y, or z more?"
What's being asked here?
• Are you a fursuiter?
Nope.
• How many of your friends are furry?
Real life, imaginary, or Intertubes friends? Cause between the three, only Intertubes friends.
• How many pets do you own, if any?
My hamster died.
• Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
My hobbies are as varied as they are impractical.
• Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Isn't this a rewording of a previous question? I have this snort chuckle noise...
Meetups
• Do you attend any cons?
Nope.
• Do you go to local meetups (bowling, public outings...etc)?
Don't know any.
• Have you ever attended a furry party?
Nope.
Online
• Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
Nope.
• What furry websites do you attend?
I'm pretty sure websites are not animate objects with complex nervous systems that allow for them to be able to process the thought needed to associate themselves with a subculture.
• What non furry websites do you frequent?
... why the "us" versus "them" need to differentiate yourself from something similar to you. "A rose by any other name...", "If you prick me, do I not bleed?"
• Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
No, fandom is an evil that relies on exclusionary misconceptions and "us" versus "them" mantras that espouse differences rather than similarities. To me it's just another label people apply to say that they are different from one another rather than have to admit that we're similar with different need. But this is the Internet, so I'm just another self righteous asshat spamming away on some random block of text.
It hasn't taught me anything other than: There's a lot of porn that doesn't entice me.
The most interesting thing I've seen all month.
Posted 16 years agoCold
Posted 16 years agoAh the brisk fall air, the unfortunate allergies, and the eventual arid winter landscape.
Don't you just love the cold seasons? I do, but mostly cause I can breath clearly.
Then again, if you're here, reading this, then you probably haven't gone outside for a couple of hours now... and you're not looking at porn that can be readily found on the rest of this website... strange.
Don't you just love the cold seasons? I do, but mostly cause I can breath clearly.
Then again, if you're here, reading this, then you probably haven't gone outside for a couple of hours now... and you're not looking at porn that can be readily found on the rest of this website... strange.
