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RIP Ted.
Posted 2 years agoYou were a fucking terrible man created by an even more horrid government program.
You weren't wrong, though. We are spiraling into hell on an ICE train.
Tech never beat cancer, though.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12343209/
You weren't wrong, though. We are spiraling into hell on an ICE train.
Tech never beat cancer, though.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12343209/
Halloween stream! (Hellhound TF, 18+)
Posted 5 years agoI havent done one of these in ages, you may have to request to use the chat feature. 18+ please.
And chat if you can haha! https://twitter.com/CoyoteDrunkly/s.....739880450?s=20
And chat if you can haha! https://twitter.com/CoyoteDrunkly/s.....739880450?s=20
Political opinion
Posted 5 years agoPolitical opinion
I havent posted a journal since Jan 2018, and I'm pissed-
Posted 7 years agoI'm pissed that people conflate Texan, Appalachian and Deep-Southern accents.
Like, it's a joke about Americans doing Brit (((Particularly))) English accents fucking TERRIBLY.
But like
The average Hollywood interpretation of any given accent above leaves me like
OH HEY BRETT FUCKING FARVE
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A LUNCHBOX
YEAH, I KNOW YOU USE CONTRACTIONS BUT THEY USUALLY DIDN'T USE-
YES, THE WHOLE GOD DAMNED THING
BABY, FUCK YEAAAAH BOY, GIVE ME THAT
THEY MAY OR MAY NOT OFTEN USE "BABE" BUT IT DEPEN-
*HANDLE RADDLING*
MUH'FUCKIN
G LACK OF A "G" ANNUNCIATION. YES. I WANT YOU TO GO IN WITH NO ANNUNCIATION OF "G"
PRETEND THAT STUPID SHIT NEVER EXISTED
MAKE SURE YOU SAY EVERY HARD "A" LIKE YOU'RE SAYING "WANG" FOR COMEDIC EFFECT
D A D D Y
JUST BE SURE TO FUCKING KILL ME BEFORE THE END OF THE FILM
NAT-ZEES
(disclaimer: I dont actually get pissed about fucking incorrect accents but they ruin my immersion frequently.)
Like, it's a joke about Americans doing Brit (((Particularly))) English accents fucking TERRIBLY.
But like
The average Hollywood interpretation of any given accent above leaves me like
OH HEY BRETT FUCKING FARVE
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A LUNCHBOX
YEAH, I KNOW YOU USE CONTRACTIONS BUT THEY USUALLY DIDN'T USE-
YES, THE WHOLE GOD DAMNED THING
BABY, FUCK YEAAAAH BOY, GIVE ME THAT
THEY MAY OR MAY NOT OFTEN USE "BABE" BUT IT DEPEN-
*HANDLE RADDLING*
MUH'FUCKIN
G LACK OF A "G" ANNUNCIATION. YES. I WANT YOU TO GO IN WITH NO ANNUNCIATION OF "G"
PRETEND THAT STUPID SHIT NEVER EXISTED
MAKE SURE YOU SAY EVERY HARD "A" LIKE YOU'RE SAYING "WANG" FOR COMEDIC EFFECT
D A D D Y
JUST BE SURE TO FUCKING KILL ME BEFORE THE END OF THE FILM
NAT-ZEES
(disclaimer: I dont actually get pissed about fucking incorrect accents but they ruin my immersion frequently.)
I dont want to live on this planet anymore and thats sexist.
Posted 7 years agoOr at least a telling manifestation of my maleness and it's oppressive nature. Well... according to this article I came across the other day.
Sometimes I find articles that sound so absolutely bonkers, I'm convinced they were secretly written by a troll trying to see how batshit of an opinion piece they can get away with having published.
But I digress, here's the article for your own eyes.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opini.....ent-ncna849681
You know, you'd think the idea of men trying to leave earth would actually appeal to these increasingly radical neo-prog feminist types, but I suppose not. Are they saying they want men here, despite our problematic nature? Are they saying maybe... they need men? Hmm...
Sometimes I find articles that sound so absolutely bonkers, I'm convinced they were secretly written by a troll trying to see how batshit of an opinion piece they can get away with having published.
But I digress, here's the article for your own eyes.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opini.....ent-ncna849681
You know, you'd think the idea of men trying to leave earth would actually appeal to these increasingly radical neo-prog feminist types, but I suppose not. Are they saying they want men here, despite our problematic nature? Are they saying maybe... they need men? Hmm...
Anthrocon is over and a new Braindeath podcast is here!
Posted 8 years agoHey guys, Got back from AC and I just wanted to say fucking thank you to all of my roomies, Zain, Nith, and Pertinax. And I also wanna thank all the other people that helped my con experience be absolutely awesome, whether we hung out all day or just had a beer or two together.
This year was batshit insane. Ankles got fucked up, wallets were lost, EMTs were called to my floor, many memes were made and my wild dog mask now sports a decent bit of my own blood on its face. And apparently I am now the official con Jihadist. Whether you had fun or not, whether you were there all weekend or just a day, let no one try to say that this con was not lit as fuck.
Oh, and another piece of news you guys might like.... THERE IS A NEW BRAINDEATH PODCAST UP (And a few more to come!)
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8313128/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swm.....ature=youtu.be
This year was batshit insane. Ankles got fucked up, wallets were lost, EMTs were called to my floor, many memes were made and my wild dog mask now sports a decent bit of my own blood on its face. And apparently I am now the official con Jihadist. Whether you had fun or not, whether you were there all weekend or just a day, let no one try to say that this con was not lit as fuck.
Oh, and another piece of news you guys might like.... THERE IS A NEW BRAINDEATH PODCAST UP (And a few more to come!)
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8313128/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swm.....ature=youtu.be
Anthrocon meme 2017
Posted 8 years agoWell, I guess it's time for round three of the Pittsburgh con.
Seriously, it's not even Anthrocon, it's Pittsburgh con. That part of the city is like may favorite location ever.
But I digress.
Where are you staying?
Omni
What day are you getting there?
June 28th, with my friend Nith.
How are you traveling?
flying metal tube.
Who will you be rooming with?
Pertinax, Moto Fox, Nith, and Zain_Akkla
How is the best way to find you?
Walk around with a case of beer that says "FOR OnTheBackOfBullets"
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely to find me at any specific ones.
What do you look like?
Shorter dark haired dude. If I'm wearing a tanktop you'll see that cross tattoo my sona has.
Will you be suiting?
IDK.
Do you do free art?
No, but we can talk and sketch at the bar. I want to do more of that this year.
Do you do trades?
Talk. Sketch. Bar.
Do you do badges?
I made one for someone last year, but that was a bit of a fluke.
What is your gender?
cock.
How tall are you?
5'7"
Can I talk to you?
No. I have the mental faculty of a lunchbox. OF course you can talk to me.
Can I touch you?
Why is this a question. Does anyone ever say yes?
Can I visit your room?
Uh... that's another odd question. If you're invited, sure. Otherwise, no, dude.
Can I buy you drinks?
all
day
Can I give you stuff?
Sure?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Like... who wrote these questions?
Are you nice?
Depends on who you ask!
How long are you going?
28th-3rd
Do you have an artist table?
Nope. Maybe I'll try that someday.
Will you be going to parties?
I'll be going to Anthrocon.
Will you be performing?
Im not sure. Hopefully I'll have some lightsabers to run around with.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting Bullets or Josh will probably work. Just be aware of where we're at because shouting "bullets" over and over might spook some peeps.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Drinking. Here. There. Everywhere. Last year, I was all over the fucking place. But the bar at the main hotel is a common stop on any day.
What/where will you be eating?
All over Pittsburgh. I love food. Oh my god last year was so much fun because of all the different places we found to eat. Going back to all of those places is on the to-do list this year, along with hopefully finding a couple new ones.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we invite you, sure! I had lunch/dinner with some new folks last year and it was really fun.
Can I take your picture?
If I'm cosplaying or something, yeah go for it. Otherwise I'd rather you not. I dont really want pictures of me popping up all over the Internet. Friends can take pics, but not randos.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
-Find at least one new dope-ass restaurant, but preferably two.
-Have some lightsaber spars with my friends
-Get some more photos than I have in the past
-But above all, make this year as fun as possible
Seriously, it's not even Anthrocon, it's Pittsburgh con. That part of the city is like may favorite location ever.
But I digress.
Where are you staying?
Omni
What day are you getting there?
June 28th, with my friend Nith.
How are you traveling?
flying metal tube.
Who will you be rooming with?
Pertinax, Moto Fox, Nith, and Zain_Akkla
How is the best way to find you?
Walk around with a case of beer that says "FOR OnTheBackOfBullets"
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely to find me at any specific ones.
What do you look like?
Shorter dark haired dude. If I'm wearing a tanktop you'll see that cross tattoo my sona has.
Will you be suiting?
IDK.
Do you do free art?
No, but we can talk and sketch at the bar. I want to do more of that this year.
Do you do trades?
Talk. Sketch. Bar.
Do you do badges?
I made one for someone last year, but that was a bit of a fluke.
What is your gender?
cock.
How tall are you?
5'7"
Can I talk to you?
No. I have the mental faculty of a lunchbox. OF course you can talk to me.
Can I touch you?
Why is this a question. Does anyone ever say yes?
Can I visit your room?
Uh... that's another odd question. If you're invited, sure. Otherwise, no, dude.
Can I buy you drinks?
all
day
Can I give you stuff?
Sure?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Like... who wrote these questions?
Are you nice?
Depends on who you ask!
How long are you going?
28th-3rd
Do you have an artist table?
Nope. Maybe I'll try that someday.
Will you be going to parties?
I'll be going to Anthrocon.
Will you be performing?
Im not sure. Hopefully I'll have some lightsabers to run around with.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting Bullets or Josh will probably work. Just be aware of where we're at because shouting "bullets" over and over might spook some peeps.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Drinking. Here. There. Everywhere. Last year, I was all over the fucking place. But the bar at the main hotel is a common stop on any day.
What/where will you be eating?
All over Pittsburgh. I love food. Oh my god last year was so much fun because of all the different places we found to eat. Going back to all of those places is on the to-do list this year, along with hopefully finding a couple new ones.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If we invite you, sure! I had lunch/dinner with some new folks last year and it was really fun.
Can I take your picture?
If I'm cosplaying or something, yeah go for it. Otherwise I'd rather you not. I dont really want pictures of me popping up all over the Internet. Friends can take pics, but not randos.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
-Find at least one new dope-ass restaurant, but preferably two.
-Have some lightsaber spars with my friends
-Get some more photos than I have in the past
-But above all, make this year as fun as possible
Anthrocon meme 2016
Posted 9 years agoSO IT BEGINS ANEW.
Where are you staying?
Homewood Suites. Apparently not too well known, but not far from the center.
What day are you getting there?
June 27th, with my friend Nith.
How are you traveling?
Dressed in black.
Who will you be rooming with?
Nith, Fractal, Connor, And possibly
Akkla
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the fuckboi wearing joggers and a tanktop, a green dog, or Kylo Ren.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely to find me at any specific ones.
What do you look like?
The Spaniard.
Will you be suiting?
Green dog. Ex-con.
Do you do free art?
No, but we can talk and sketch at the bar.
Do you do trades?
Talk. Sketch. Bar.
Do you do badges?
Lo ciento. no.
What is your gender?
cock.
How tall are you?
5'7"
Can I talk to you?
Please do! PLEASE. I'M SO LONELY.
Can I touch you?
Why is this a question. Does anyone ever say yes?
Can I visit your room?
If we hit it off and you're chill... yeah maybe.
Can I buy you drinks?
all
day
Can I give you stuff?
sure? Especially if it's something I can take home on the plane.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Very unlikely, on the latter portion. Hugs, however, are swag. Just be sure to greet me first, because I may Batista-bomb you, otherwise.
Are you nice?
I leave that assessment to others.
How long are you going?
27th-4th
Do you have an artist table?
Nyet.
Will you be going to parties?
Anthrocon IS a party.
Will you be performing?
Possibly Karyaoke.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Look for a dark-haired man wearing joggers, with badges that say "Josh" or "Bullets"
or an obnoxious green dog.
Say hello or call for me by Josh/Bullets.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Drinking. Here. There. Everywhere.
What/where will you be eating?
All over Pittsburgh. I love food. I know we'll be having Sushi at SOME point. But you'll likely find us at Ten Penny, especially near last call.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you actually have the balls to ask to join us for food, likely yes.
Can I take your picture?
Sure.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Meet new people. Not fight hotel security. Praise the Sun.
Where are you staying?
Homewood Suites. Apparently not too well known, but not far from the center.
What day are you getting there?
June 27th, with my friend Nith.
How are you traveling?
Dressed in black.
Who will you be rooming with?
Nith, Fractal, Connor, And possibly
AkklaHow is the best way to find you?
Look for the fuckboi wearing joggers and a tanktop, a green dog, or Kylo Ren.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely to find me at any specific ones.
What do you look like?
The Spaniard.
Will you be suiting?
Green dog. Ex-con.
Do you do free art?
No, but we can talk and sketch at the bar.
Do you do trades?
Talk. Sketch. Bar.
Do you do badges?
Lo ciento. no.
What is your gender?
cock.
How tall are you?
5'7"
Can I talk to you?
Please do! PLEASE. I'M SO LONELY.
Can I touch you?
Why is this a question. Does anyone ever say yes?
Can I visit your room?
If we hit it off and you're chill... yeah maybe.
Can I buy you drinks?
all
day
Can I give you stuff?
sure? Especially if it's something I can take home on the plane.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Very unlikely, on the latter portion. Hugs, however, are swag. Just be sure to greet me first, because I may Batista-bomb you, otherwise.
Are you nice?
I leave that assessment to others.
How long are you going?
27th-4th
Do you have an artist table?
Nyet.
Will you be going to parties?
Anthrocon IS a party.
Will you be performing?
Possibly Karyaoke.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Look for a dark-haired man wearing joggers, with badges that say "Josh" or "Bullets"
or an obnoxious green dog.
Say hello or call for me by Josh/Bullets.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Drinking. Here. There. Everywhere.
What/where will you be eating?
All over Pittsburgh. I love food. I know we'll be having Sushi at SOME point. But you'll likely find us at Ten Penny, especially near last call.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you actually have the balls to ask to join us for food, likely yes.
Can I take your picture?
Sure.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Meet new people. Not fight hotel security. Praise the Sun.
Going to FWA. Time to SHITPOST A MEME
Posted 9 years agoYup yup! I'll be going to Birmingham first, and then driving into ATL with some very very good friends of mine (:
Probably gonna go see Zootopia again while I'm in Bham just because every furfag has to see it twice or some shit.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel - Marriott Marquis.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday.
How are you traveling?
By winged aluminum tube and rolling foot metal box.
Who will you be rooming with?
edwardsebastian 
heize 
denaliAMT
What is the best way to find you?
You can find me on Twatter coyotedrunkly . And of course, noting me on here. Ultimately, though you'd want to hit me up ahead of time because I dont know how often I'll be checking social media at the con. Telegram is the best option.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not a fucking clue. Depends on what my friends are interested in. If they have the potential to be funny or pseudo intellectual, I might be there in the back drinking.
What do you look like?
I'm a five foot seven Mic Spic Who will either be dressed like a green dog, wearing a business suit or dressed like a total douchebag. I now share that interlocked cross shoulder tattoo with my fursona so yeah.
Will you be suiting?
Green dogs and obnoxious music. face tattoos.
Do you do free art?
Prolly not, but I like to do little drunken art sessions back in the hotel rooms for a break in the chaos.
Do you do trades?
Mmmmmaybe? Sketches possibly. That's what art sessions are, anyways. As long as there's booze.
Do you do badges?
Naupe.
What is your gender?
Beepis.
Mmmmmbeee... mmpisss
mmmmbeepis.
Penis.
How tall are you?
5' 7"
Do you have a partner/mate?
Mr. Jim Beam.
Can I talk to you?
By all means, yes. The reason I go to these shit-shows is to talk with people and have fun.
If you catch me at a bad time, and I'm in a hurry, we can exchange contact info and meet up later.
Can I touch you?
Handshake? Sure. Fist-bump? Sure. Bro-hug? Yeah prolly. Anything else?
http://www.hark.com/clips/wstspkztj.....anything-again
Can I visit your room?
Not up to me, entirely. Maybe.
Can I buy you a drink?
The answer to that is almost always a yes. Especially if you're drunk and think I'm cosplaying Tony Stark.
Do you accept gifts?
I'm always really skeptical of free shit because I grew up in a way that taught me to be weary... But unless someone pegs my creeper alarm, gifts are cool! I'm not used to them so forgive me if I get all melty.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Bro-hugs only. If there's to be cuddling, you'll already know.
Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbmxGp1Opk
Do you have an artist table?
Nah, nigga.
Will you be going to parties?
One called FWA. I will be going h a r d.
Will you be performing?
Walk up to me with a lightsaber, and quite possibly... depending on how cooperative Delta and the TSA are.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting Josh or Bullets works. Or you could just cry for Jihad loudly.
Also the lightsaber thing if it seems to apply...
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Atlanta.
What/where will you be eating?
Food places. Definitely hoping to have some real southern BBQ while I'm out there, though. My distant Texan roots are pleading for it.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If it's cool with whoever I'm with, YEH MAAAYYYYNE.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Depends on who you are and the situation.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Most likely, yes. I'd love to accumulate some sketches and have some mementos of people I meet and things I'll do < :
Can I take your picture?
Yeah I guess. Especially if I'm suiting or cosplaying.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Get my friends drunk. Have good food. SEE THE AQUARIUM!
Also no have anymore dealings with security this time.
Probably gonna go see Zootopia again while I'm in Bham just because every furfag has to see it twice or some shit.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel - Marriott Marquis.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday.
How are you traveling?
By winged aluminum tube and rolling foot metal box.
Who will you be rooming with?
edwardsebastian 
heize 
denaliAMTWhat is the best way to find you?
You can find me on Twatter coyotedrunkly . And of course, noting me on here. Ultimately, though you'd want to hit me up ahead of time because I dont know how often I'll be checking social media at the con. Telegram is the best option.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not a fucking clue. Depends on what my friends are interested in. If they have the potential to be funny or pseudo intellectual, I might be there in the back drinking.
What do you look like?
I'm a five foot seven Mic Spic Who will either be dressed like a green dog, wearing a business suit or dressed like a total douchebag. I now share that interlocked cross shoulder tattoo with my fursona so yeah.
Will you be suiting?
Green dogs and obnoxious music. face tattoos.
Do you do free art?
Prolly not, but I like to do little drunken art sessions back in the hotel rooms for a break in the chaos.
Do you do trades?
Mmmmmaybe? Sketches possibly. That's what art sessions are, anyways. As long as there's booze.
Do you do badges?
Naupe.
What is your gender?
Beepis.
Mmmmmbeee... mmpisss
mmmmbeepis.
Penis.
How tall are you?
5' 7"
Do you have a partner/mate?
Mr. Jim Beam.
Can I talk to you?
By all means, yes. The reason I go to these shit-shows is to talk with people and have fun.
If you catch me at a bad time, and I'm in a hurry, we can exchange contact info and meet up later.
Can I touch you?
Handshake? Sure. Fist-bump? Sure. Bro-hug? Yeah prolly. Anything else?
http://www.hark.com/clips/wstspkztj.....anything-again
Can I visit your room?
Not up to me, entirely. Maybe.
Can I buy you a drink?
The answer to that is almost always a yes. Especially if you're drunk and think I'm cosplaying Tony Stark.
Do you accept gifts?
I'm always really skeptical of free shit because I grew up in a way that taught me to be weary... But unless someone pegs my creeper alarm, gifts are cool! I'm not used to them so forgive me if I get all melty.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Bro-hugs only. If there's to be cuddling, you'll already know.
Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbmxGp1Opk
Do you have an artist table?
Nah, nigga.
Will you be going to parties?
One called FWA. I will be going h a r d.
Will you be performing?
Walk up to me with a lightsaber, and quite possibly... depending on how cooperative Delta and the TSA are.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting Josh or Bullets works. Or you could just cry for Jihad loudly.
Also the lightsaber thing if it seems to apply...
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Atlanta.
What/where will you be eating?
Food places. Definitely hoping to have some real southern BBQ while I'm out there, though. My distant Texan roots are pleading for it.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If it's cool with whoever I'm with, YEH MAAAYYYYNE.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Depends on who you are and the situation.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Most likely, yes. I'd love to accumulate some sketches and have some mementos of people I meet and things I'll do < :
Can I take your picture?
Yeah I guess. Especially if I'm suiting or cosplaying.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun. Get my friends drunk. Have good food. SEE THE AQUARIUM!
Also no have anymore dealings with security this time.
M E M E S T H O U G HHappy New Year and Furry Weekend Atlanta!
Posted 10 years agoHope everyone had a great holiday season! Merry belated Christmas to all of those in the future. And to those in the past... those few, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hope you all got drunk for me.
Furry Weekend Atlanta, anyone? Nigga I'm going. To do list?
Travel plans and hook-ups- check
Schedule vacation- to be done upon the new year
Purchase flight tickets- currently weighing options, one choice seems preferable.
Hotel room booking- check
Register for con- will be done as soon as aforementioned requirements are met.
I hope to see some of you there. Dont hesitate to note me contact details. I want to meet some of you fabulous people. This will be my third convention... and possibly the most insane. The biggest lump of the crew will be there, so prepare for chaos. Security confrontations are likely. Bring on the crazy!
Hope you all got drunk for me.
Furry Weekend Atlanta, anyone? Nigga I'm going. To do list?
Travel plans and hook-ups- check
Schedule vacation- to be done upon the new year
Purchase flight tickets- currently weighing options, one choice seems preferable.
Hotel room booking- check
Register for con- will be done as soon as aforementioned requirements are met.
I hope to see some of you there. Dont hesitate to note me contact details. I want to meet some of you fabulous people. This will be my third convention... and possibly the most insane. The biggest lump of the crew will be there, so prepare for chaos. Security confrontations are likely. Bring on the crazy!
Finally made a Twitter.
Posted 10 years agoSeriously, I didn't realize how big Twitter had become in this god-forsaken fandom before MFF.
Like, nearly every one I met asked for a twitter handle.
I suspect it might be partially responsible for the diminishing activity I perceive on FA.
So fine, I'll play ball. Feel free to come give me a follow, I'm still trying to find people and learn what the fuck I'm doing. Just @ CoyoteDrunkly https://twitter.com/CoyoteDrunkly
Like, nearly every one I met asked for a twitter handle.
I suspect it might be partially responsible for the diminishing activity I perceive on FA.
So fine, I'll play ball. Feel free to come give me a follow, I'm still trying to find people and learn what the fuck I'm doing. Just @ CoyoteDrunkly https://twitter.com/CoyoteDrunkly
Midwest Furfuck Fest report
Posted 10 years agoSo I had like.... the most fun since I had had since July at Anthrocon.
I met a shit load of cool folks, hung out with a shit load of great friends, old and new.
I'd give a run down of all the crazy shit that happened, fun shit that happened.... random shit that happened.
But really, all I can say is that I want to say a thank you to every friend that made this such a fun five days, and every artist that has given me something to take home and remember this by.... And that my only response to this experience is this.
So yeah probably going to FWA because I'm addicted now.
I met a shit load of cool folks, hung out with a shit load of great friends, old and new.
I'd give a run down of all the crazy shit that happened, fun shit that happened.... random shit that happened.
But really, all I can say is that I want to say a thank you to every friend that made this such a fun five days, and every artist that has given me something to take home and remember this by.... And that my only response to this experience is this.
So yeah probably going to FWA because I'm addicted now.
At MFF. Hit me up
Posted 10 years agoYo.
At MFF.
ALREADY met some swell folks. Hit me up with your skype or telegram. I'll get back to you. Telegram is probably faster because I check it more often during stuff like this. But both work.
Alternatively, look for the man in a charcoal window pane suit, (and red or blue dress shirt) or olive drab jacket with a schemagh and field cap.
Might be accompanied by aman in a duster and a person who looks like an old time dockworker.
At MFF.
ALREADY met some swell folks. Hit me up with your skype or telegram. I'll get back to you. Telegram is probably faster because I check it more often during stuff like this. But both work.
Alternatively, look for the man in a charcoal window pane suit, (and red or blue dress shirt) or olive drab jacket with a schemagh and field cap.
Might be accompanied by aman in a duster and a person who looks like an old time dockworker.
The dreaded MFF meme
Posted 10 years agoYes! I'll be at Midwest Furfest. Assuming Daesh doesn't decide to bomb a small Northern Minnesota town.
This will be my second fur con. First was AC 2015, of course.
Less Chlorine powder this time, perhaps? I'll be bringing my gas mask partially out of humor, partially out of excess caution.
'll be at MFF from 2-7 of December
Where are you staying?
Aloft Hotels
What day are you getting there?
Dec 2nd
How are you traveling?
Carpool, mah niggas
Who will you be rooming with?
Mah knowledgeable homie
iarann and the ever awkward (But wonderfully cute) 
bonesnacker
How is the best way to find you?
Well, you could note me on here... but your best bet? Add me on Skype if you'll be attending and would like to meet. I don't list my Skype, so PM me on FA before the con please.
Are there any panels you might be attending to prepare for this meeting?
All of them.
JK
Honestly not sure yet. I'm a bit of a science nerd, and so are my fellow yote attendees so... we'll have to discuss them all, but that is a hint, I suppose.
What do you look like?
I'm a relatively short, black-haired male with a hardpart and goatee who will likely be wearing a black hoodie+jacket and jogger pants, OR a charcoal windowpane business suit and overcoat. White with a dash of Hispanic. I honestly thought about doing a Makarov cosplay for MFF if I'm honest. I have his accent nailed. hahah
Will you be suiting?
Yes. Hopefully. Listen for the 2000's rap. And Metal. Lots of metal.
Do you do free art?
Not if I do not know you. And even then... I lack inspiration to draw my own art...
Do you do trades?
I can easily be inclined to.
Do you do badges?
HAHAHA.
HA.
Well, if you ever catch me around the con center, and I have a reason to... attempt art for you... I can still do some decent free-hand graphite art. I'll need some drinks and a .05 pencil. Can work with a .07 if I have something to sharpen it with. No, that wasn't a typo.
Honestly haven't got prices for badges. Maybe just cover my tab while I do it? I may be a shite digital artist, but I can work me some graphite. Fine tooth paper is lush.
What is your gender?
Thor. Spread your cheeks.
How tall are you?
5'7
Literal frost giant, amirite?
Napoleon Syndrome + a couple friends haha.
Can I talk to you?
God damn, I'm not mute. Please, talk to me! and any of my friends! We love art, We love cars, guns, politi-
Oh.
Can I touch you?
I... hahaha sure, if I know you. A bro-hug is fine. Fist bump me and throw an arm over my shoulder.
Any other kind of "touching" is vague.... and... will probably result in a violent reaction. I once involuntarily donkey-kicked a kid for slapping my ass in gym. Honestly didn't mean to. So please keep it as specified.
"...Lets just bump knuckles... is it really that hard?"
Can I visit your room?
That is only to be decided on a committee basis between myself and those who are paying for the room with me. Chances are, if you're not not socially inept, yes. To visit, that is.
Can I buy you drinks?
Hmmm... uhh... welll..... Sure? Buy me any drink you figure me for and I'll be grateful. Easy convo starter. I figure this was a question aimed more at straight girls... but buying drinks for someone who you find amusing or interesting is an easy way to find a seat with them.
That sounded like it implied something it wasn't supposed to... no, not that.
Can I give you stuff?
Giving?
Like literally giving me stuff?
I don't know if this is... any indication of my past, but usually, people giving other people things was more to get it off their hands.
I've been trying to put that idea aside in this fandom... so I suppose so. Forgive me if you do, and I act weary. If my instincts prove false, I'll probably get all melty with gratitude. Feel free to slap me if I get annoying in doing so.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm down with bro-hugs.
IDK what defines "cuddle" but it's best not to test the limits of that unless you're one of the folks splitting the room with me.
Are you nice?
Uh.....
;______;
I honestly don't know. People tell me I am. I don't think I am. The people that tell me I am weren't reading my thoughts.
Will you be going to parties?
Sure! I love parties. Games, free liquor, chats, new people, free liquor, cute girls, cute guys, free liquor, new environments, new music.... free liquor.....
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Allahu Akbar!"
No seriously, I'll start yelling it back.
Alternatively, if you see me, Just approach me ans call "Bullets" or "Josh"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Only God knows...
Hell, even he might not have that kind of foresight. The only safe bet is a bar in/around the convention center. Or nearest Bar and Grill. I like food... especially seafood
Honestly, I want to play around in Chicago. It's my favorite city, bar none..... save for Austin.
Also planning journeys to Portillo's.
What/where will you be eating?
Well... hell if I know. Actually! I do know! We'll certainly be going to Portillo's at least once or twice.... if I have it my way, even more. Truly a Chicago classic. Been too long since I've had Portillo's.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Mmmmmm..... Possibly? "Who the fuck are you?" is the more important question. I'm open to meeting new people, though. So say hi.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
What sketchbook? I didn't have one at AC. But TBH we didn't spend much time at the convention center. Maybe this time?
Can I draw in your sketchbook
As long as you do so on your own page. Once I run out, probably not. Are sketchbooks really this much of a thing at conventions?
Can I take your picture?
Pfff.... well... if you ask and I say yes then of course you can. Otherwise, no, unless I simply show up in someone else's shot. I'm putting myself in this environment, after all.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Hopefully to enjoy suiting some, and actually getting to act as the character like I couldnt at AC because it was hit with a heatwave. Enjoying the company of my friends in a situation like no other. And.... Honestly?
Enjoying Chicago once more, and meeting new people.
This will be my second fur con. First was AC 2015, of course.
Less Chlorine powder this time, perhaps? I'll be bringing my gas mask partially out of humor, partially out of excess caution.
'll be at MFF from 2-7 of December
Where are you staying?
Aloft Hotels
What day are you getting there?
Dec 2nd
How are you traveling?
Carpool, mah niggas
Who will you be rooming with?
Mah knowledgeable homie
iarann and the ever awkward (But wonderfully cute) 
bonesnackerHow is the best way to find you?
Well, you could note me on here... but your best bet? Add me on Skype if you'll be attending and would like to meet. I don't list my Skype, so PM me on FA before the con please.
Are there any panels you might be attending to prepare for this meeting?
All of them.
JK
Honestly not sure yet. I'm a bit of a science nerd, and so are my fellow yote attendees so... we'll have to discuss them all, but that is a hint, I suppose.
What do you look like?
I'm a relatively short, black-haired male with a hardpart and goatee who will likely be wearing a black hoodie+jacket and jogger pants, OR a charcoal windowpane business suit and overcoat. White with a dash of Hispanic. I honestly thought about doing a Makarov cosplay for MFF if I'm honest. I have his accent nailed. hahah
Will you be suiting?
Yes. Hopefully. Listen for the 2000's rap. And Metal. Lots of metal.
Do you do free art?
Not if I do not know you. And even then... I lack inspiration to draw my own art...
Do you do trades?
I can easily be inclined to.
Do you do badges?
HAHAHA.
HA.
Well, if you ever catch me around the con center, and I have a reason to... attempt art for you... I can still do some decent free-hand graphite art. I'll need some drinks and a .05 pencil. Can work with a .07 if I have something to sharpen it with. No, that wasn't a typo.
Honestly haven't got prices for badges. Maybe just cover my tab while I do it? I may be a shite digital artist, but I can work me some graphite. Fine tooth paper is lush.
What is your gender?
Thor. Spread your cheeks.
How tall are you?
5'7
Literal frost giant, amirite?
Napoleon Syndrome + a couple friends haha.
Can I talk to you?
God damn, I'm not mute. Please, talk to me! and any of my friends! We love art, We love cars, guns, politi-
Oh.
Can I touch you?
I... hahaha sure, if I know you. A bro-hug is fine. Fist bump me and throw an arm over my shoulder.
Any other kind of "touching" is vague.... and... will probably result in a violent reaction. I once involuntarily donkey-kicked a kid for slapping my ass in gym. Honestly didn't mean to. So please keep it as specified.
"...Lets just bump knuckles... is it really that hard?"
Can I visit your room?
That is only to be decided on a committee basis between myself and those who are paying for the room with me. Chances are, if you're not not socially inept, yes. To visit, that is.
Can I buy you drinks?
Hmmm... uhh... welll..... Sure? Buy me any drink you figure me for and I'll be grateful. Easy convo starter. I figure this was a question aimed more at straight girls... but buying drinks for someone who you find amusing or interesting is an easy way to find a seat with them.
That sounded like it implied something it wasn't supposed to... no, not that.
Can I give you stuff?
Giving?
Like literally giving me stuff?
I don't know if this is... any indication of my past, but usually, people giving other people things was more to get it off their hands.
I've been trying to put that idea aside in this fandom... so I suppose so. Forgive me if you do, and I act weary. If my instincts prove false, I'll probably get all melty with gratitude. Feel free to slap me if I get annoying in doing so.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm down with bro-hugs.
IDK what defines "cuddle" but it's best not to test the limits of that unless you're one of the folks splitting the room with me.
Are you nice?
Uh.....
;______;
I honestly don't know. People tell me I am. I don't think I am. The people that tell me I am weren't reading my thoughts.
Will you be going to parties?
Sure! I love parties. Games, free liquor, chats, new people, free liquor, cute girls, cute guys, free liquor, new environments, new music.... free liquor.....
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Allahu Akbar!"
No seriously, I'll start yelling it back.
Alternatively, if you see me, Just approach me ans call "Bullets" or "Josh"
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Only God knows...
Hell, even he might not have that kind of foresight. The only safe bet is a bar in/around the convention center. Or nearest Bar and Grill. I like food... especially seafood
Honestly, I want to play around in Chicago. It's my favorite city, bar none..... save for Austin.
Also planning journeys to Portillo's.
What/where will you be eating?
Well... hell if I know. Actually! I do know! We'll certainly be going to Portillo's at least once or twice.... if I have it my way, even more. Truly a Chicago classic. Been too long since I've had Portillo's.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Mmmmmm..... Possibly? "Who the fuck are you?" is the more important question. I'm open to meeting new people, though. So say hi.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
What sketchbook? I didn't have one at AC. But TBH we didn't spend much time at the convention center. Maybe this time?
Can I draw in your sketchbook
As long as you do so on your own page. Once I run out, probably not. Are sketchbooks really this much of a thing at conventions?
Can I take your picture?
Pfff.... well... if you ask and I say yes then of course you can. Otherwise, no, unless I simply show up in someone else's shot. I'm putting myself in this environment, after all.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Hopefully to enjoy suiting some, and actually getting to act as the character like I couldnt at AC because it was hit with a heatwave. Enjoying the company of my friends in a situation like no other. And.... Honestly?
Enjoying Chicago once more, and meeting new people.
streaming
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trying to finish a pic before work starts next... uhhhh the day after tomorrow. Working on halloween so go go go gogogogogo
trying to finish a pic before work starts next... uhhhh the day after tomorrow. Working on halloween so go go go gogogogogo
streaming some stuff. Maybe Bucktober?
Posted 10 years agostreaming thingies
Posted 10 years agoIt's been way too long since I've done one of these, but here's an art stream https://join.me/536-555-439
AC is over, car is wrecked, maybe MFF
Posted 10 years agoI'd like to start off by saying thank you to all my new watchers. Ive gotten over a hundred over the last couple months, and while I no longer have the time (or memory) to thank all of you individually, I'd like to thank everyone as a whole. Whether you watch my for my increasingly uncommon art, or the stuff I like to commission, Im glad you enjoy it. Yall are why I still post here.
So Anthrocon is over and I'm back to life as normal I suppose. Have been for a bit now. Went south on Friday to visit with my friends in the southern half of the state of Minnesota. I managed to wreck the shit out of my car on the way there on a slippery as fuck on-ramp. That's pretty much my first serious car accident, and it's borderline totaled. I dont know what is going to happen from here, besides me yearning to pull out someone's teeth.
That all said, even though this massive expense is coming on the heels of AC, which was also a massive expense, I have a fair bit of money saved up for exactly this kind of shit luck. Because Im lousy with it. Thusly, I think it's entirely possible I'll be heading to MFF in early December along with a few friends.
Still no ETA on me getting back into doing art. IDFK what happened, people.
So Anthrocon is over and I'm back to life as normal I suppose. Have been for a bit now. Went south on Friday to visit with my friends in the southern half of the state of Minnesota. I managed to wreck the shit out of my car on the way there on a slippery as fuck on-ramp. That's pretty much my first serious car accident, and it's borderline totaled. I dont know what is going to happen from here, besides me yearning to pull out someone's teeth.
That all said, even though this massive expense is coming on the heels of AC, which was also a massive expense, I have a fair bit of money saved up for exactly this kind of shit luck. Because Im lousy with it. Thusly, I think it's entirely possible I'll be heading to MFF in early December along with a few friends.
Still no ETA on me getting back into doing art. IDFK what happened, people.
So I'm headed to Anthrocon.
Posted 10 years agoHah, uh yeah. I kinda forgot to announce that on here. I'm gonna blame it on not seeing any "AC meme" journals in my inbox. But yeah! At the airport right now. I'll be bringing my partial suit with me. This will be my first fur con. I'll be meeting up with a couple friends before the con and stuff. I've honestly not got a clue what to expect, but I'm sure this will be fucking fun. Who else is going? Hope to meet some of yall. Wish I'd thought to announce this sooner but better late than never. If you run into me please say hi. You can probably find me at the bar fairly often hahahah.
Peace.
Peace.
Music meme: What was the first song you remember hearing?
Posted 10 years agoIts been awhile since I did much on this website, honestly. My presence has kinda faded, and I dont know why. Just feeling kind of absent-at-heart lately. FA no longer has the pull it once did...
But fuck that. I wanna post something, and maybe start a meme, because this sounds fun. If you like this idea, go ahead and repost it so more folks can divulge their early childhood memories on the Internet hahah! Lets have a bit of dumb fun.
Earliest memory of ever hearing music where you recall the song itself.
What was the song?
Do you remember your surroundings?
How'd you feel?
Annnnd what age were you?
What is your jam today? (And what age are you now, if you are willing to share that information.)
As for me, it's as follows.
What was the song?
Some good 'ol Thorogood. Jesus, its kind of ironic for me. Set the tone for my whole life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bOsdHckhg
Do you remember your surroundings?
Rocking out in a fucking kiddy seat in the back of my parents Mazda Protege.
How'd you feel?
Pretty happy, only God knows why. I think we were going to a grocery store or something. Ironically, part of the reason I liked the song was, as I later told my mother (Who wondered why such a juvenile child would like a song such as that) was because "It made me think of wolves."
Annnnd what age were you?
Dude... I'm not even sure myself. I was around three I think, maybe two. But it's one of my earliest, foggiest memories. XD
What is your jam today? (And what age are you now, if you are willing to share that information.) I'm 23. And a little too bitter for my age. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufI8qyR-Sx4
But that's enough on me, what about all of you? c:
But fuck that. I wanna post something, and maybe start a meme, because this sounds fun. If you like this idea, go ahead and repost it so more folks can divulge their early childhood memories on the Internet hahah! Lets have a bit of dumb fun.
Earliest memory of ever hearing music where you recall the song itself.
What was the song?
Do you remember your surroundings?
How'd you feel?
Annnnd what age were you?
What is your jam today? (And what age are you now, if you are willing to share that information.)
As for me, it's as follows.
What was the song?
Some good 'ol Thorogood. Jesus, its kind of ironic for me. Set the tone for my whole life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bOsdHckhg
Do you remember your surroundings?
Rocking out in a fucking kiddy seat in the back of my parents Mazda Protege.
How'd you feel?
Pretty happy, only God knows why. I think we were going to a grocery store or something. Ironically, part of the reason I liked the song was, as I later told my mother (Who wondered why such a juvenile child would like a song such as that) was because "It made me think of wolves."
Annnnd what age were you?
Dude... I'm not even sure myself. I was around three I think, maybe two. But it's one of my earliest, foggiest memories. XD
What is your jam today? (And what age are you now, if you are willing to share that information.) I'm 23. And a little too bitter for my age. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufI8qyR-Sx4
But that's enough on me, what about all of you? c:
72 question meme that Im only doing because Im drunk
Posted 10 years agoAnd avoiding the responsibilities I have because my job has me overfuckingwhelmed.
1. Do you snore?
Fuck if I know.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
The only thing Ive ever loved was family, and I'd fight for them harder than I can imagine, so both.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Failure. Loosing my job and having no future outlook. I have no official education, only some equipment operation skills. morals, but I never want to have to enter the drug sale industry, but I would if need be.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
The kind that refuses to look at the instructions.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It has literally destroyed television. When I cant escape the autism of reality TV by going to History or Sci channel, it's dead.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
No.
7. Were you a cute baby?
Babies aren't cute.
8. Is the single life for you?
I just cant love. I'm 22, soon to be 23 and Ive never loved anyone besides family and friends. Love isnt for me. If I die alone, I wont bitch much. Love is evil. "Spell it backwards, I'll show ya."
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black with white letters. But Ive nuked two laptops by booze spillage so for the sake of my laptop, myself and my friends, I may be getting a keyboard condom. Sky blue if they offer it.
10. Do you sing in the shower?
I do. Not much anymore because this house is so small I have no privacy. But when Im alone and showering I love to.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope. I may try it someday. Freefall is an orgasmic feeling.
12. Any secret talents?
Well, arent those secret?
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Hanging with some family and friends in Martina Franca Italy.
14. Can you swim?
Uh, duh.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Nope. I'd like to though. The previews were some of the most paralyzing I've seen.
17. Do you care about the ozone?
Of course. Who the fuck doesnt? I just wish the green agenda wasnt one that has been hijacked by people wo have invested their stakes in green tech that isnt yet economical.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I fucking hate suckers, so dont ask me.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Lol only a drunk person would attempt to say it backwards. Thats the reason its in the sobriety test.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Am I disassociated with normal folks because I think this question is fucking absurd? Ive been on more flights than I can count. Ive lived on two different continents.
21. Are you a single child?
Yee.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual. Fucking manual.
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Neutral. Hunting for sport is kind of gross. Like, fuck you. You pointed a stick of metal and killed something by contracting your index finger. However, there are plenty of animals running around. If you whack a buck and make it into 6 months worth of jerky, amen brother.
My first cat was ripped apart by coyotes in California. I hated them for a long time. Lo and behold, fate decided no animal fit me better than a coyote. Ive no clue what that says what about me as a person.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Fuck
no.
I want some rings, but never on that finger. Love is a drug I'll abstain from.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Its gotten better in the last few years, so its a meh on this one.
26. What are you allergic to?
everything. Especially tress and cats. I dont care. I love my cat too much to be bothered.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my parents earlier because theyre out of town. Besides them? Honestly I cant remember.
28. Is Tupac still alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPLOM9hwHs
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Ive only been to one. I was the ring bearer. I misheard it as "ring bear" and I outright refused to do it. Dear lord the irony is painful.
30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled and salted.
31. Are blondes dumb?
Some are, but not much more often than the rest of us. My hair is black as tar and I still feel like an idiot regularly.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
In sock-gnome land, where they buils massive edifices out of stolen human socks.
33. What time is it?
Dude, no
34. Do you have a nickname?
Bullets, OTBRM, Steel, Redskull, dude the list is biblical.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Car? On the way home from work. I work shifts so it waslast night around 8PM.
But I drive a vehicle all fucking night/day when on shift.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Lol well I usually take showers that are like 30-40 minutes in duration so... well I'll say showers.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
St. Nicholas apparently was. But when you're dead you're done, you die. So no.
But its a cute myth. Fuck the people that want to ruin this fairytale for us.
39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
*Shivers* uhhhhh <://3
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Actually, I prefer it. It sounds weird, but over the past two years I've begun to develop a preference for the night. I fucking hate day shift when the sun is out. It makes the shift seem so much longer.
41. What are you addicted to?
Alcohol. Nicotine.
And the Internet.
But def alcohol. Its bad.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
WTF is crunchy peanut butter?
43. Can you crack your neck?
It's ill-advised.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes. Damn near broke my ankle taking a fall down a staircase my freshmen year of uni. But I never dropped my cigarette
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Fuck
All of that.
Honestly theres nothing to rejoice in without some kind of substance involved, for me. Its not even fucking natural. Animals that have discovered mind altering substances actively use them. God put shit on this rock for a reason.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Ive slept through violent thunderstorms several times so I guess so?
48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel/black. Its hard to seperate my pupil from the iris.
50. Do you like your life?
It's better now than it has been in a long time. I'm still a bitter, angry man, but I'm starting to suspect that that's just a part of my personality.
Regardless, I lost my best friend recently, and that hurt like hell.
But what I love is money. Money is power. Power to be with the people you love, and Im making plenty of it.
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Liam Neeson.
52. Are you psychic
Lol of course not. But sometimes I wonder. I seem to be able to predict peoples actions and decisions in specific situations almost like Im fucking clairvoyant. But I'll just chalk that up to being an observant young man in my early years. Behavioral patterns arent hard to spot.
Kill.
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Lolno
54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play clarinet, and I played guitar a fair bit, but singing is the only musical outlet I really pursue.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Not directly.
56. Can you snowboard?
I was able to a long time ago.
Now I stick with skis.
57. Do you like camping?
if I have access to the web and people I love to be around, yes.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Nah niggah.
59. Do you believe in magic?
Well, I don assume the supernatural is always fictional, but I'm hypercritical of anything that people claim to be not of this world.
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Absofuckingloutley. Women sure as fuck arent man's best friend. And men arent much better.
There is no living creature more loyal and loving to me than my GSD, Rick- besides my own parents.
I'd kill a man if they hurt him... and Im honestly not joking.
61. You believe in divorce?
Uh, yeah. People make mistakes all the time. If I had a dollar for every man Ive known that was too eager to jump into a relationship, I'd be able to buy Bill Gates' soul back from the devil. Its more tragic to watch a dysfunctional marriage persist than to see it end. God wills it FFS
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Working on it.
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
We all fucking do.
64. Is it cold outside today?
Its 22F right now, so this is actually a heat wave, and Im loving it. Usually its about -3 right now.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Miso soup.
66. Have you ever been kissed?
Mmmmhhhmmm
67. Do you shop at American Eagle?
When I was a little fucking bitch maybe.
68. Favourite song at the moment?
Something fittingly dark given the loss of someone I considered my best friend- http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
69. Do you like your job?
It can be taxing with the long shifts, but I fucking love it.
70. Do you like your classes in school?
In college, they were eye-opening. I may not have enjoyed them, but they were good for me. Economics was a rough bitch, but bad bitches are the best~
71. How do you like your meat cooked?
Rare.
Rare.
72. Do you like these surveys.
I guess...
Okay its done. And Im drunk and sad. So later yalls,
1. Do you snore?
Fuck if I know.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
The only thing Ive ever loved was family, and I'd fight for them harder than I can imagine, so both.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Failure. Loosing my job and having no future outlook. I have no official education, only some equipment operation skills. morals, but I never want to have to enter the drug sale industry, but I would if need be.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
The kind that refuses to look at the instructions.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It has literally destroyed television. When I cant escape the autism of reality TV by going to History or Sci channel, it's dead.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
No.
7. Were you a cute baby?
Babies aren't cute.
8. Is the single life for you?
I just cant love. I'm 22, soon to be 23 and Ive never loved anyone besides family and friends. Love isnt for me. If I die alone, I wont bitch much. Love is evil. "Spell it backwards, I'll show ya."
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black with white letters. But Ive nuked two laptops by booze spillage so for the sake of my laptop, myself and my friends, I may be getting a keyboard condom. Sky blue if they offer it.
10. Do you sing in the shower?
I do. Not much anymore because this house is so small I have no privacy. But when Im alone and showering I love to.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope. I may try it someday. Freefall is an orgasmic feeling.
12. Any secret talents?
Well, arent those secret?
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Hanging with some family and friends in Martina Franca Italy.
14. Can you swim?
Uh, duh.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Nope. I'd like to though. The previews were some of the most paralyzing I've seen.
17. Do you care about the ozone?
Of course. Who the fuck doesnt? I just wish the green agenda wasnt one that has been hijacked by people wo have invested their stakes in green tech that isnt yet economical.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I fucking hate suckers, so dont ask me.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Lol only a drunk person would attempt to say it backwards. Thats the reason its in the sobriety test.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Am I disassociated with normal folks because I think this question is fucking absurd? Ive been on more flights than I can count. Ive lived on two different continents.
21. Are you a single child?
Yee.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual. Fucking manual.
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Neutral. Hunting for sport is kind of gross. Like, fuck you. You pointed a stick of metal and killed something by contracting your index finger. However, there are plenty of animals running around. If you whack a buck and make it into 6 months worth of jerky, amen brother.
My first cat was ripped apart by coyotes in California. I hated them for a long time. Lo and behold, fate decided no animal fit me better than a coyote. Ive no clue what that says what about me as a person.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Fuck
no.
I want some rings, but never on that finger. Love is a drug I'll abstain from.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Its gotten better in the last few years, so its a meh on this one.
26. What are you allergic to?
everything. Especially tress and cats. I dont care. I love my cat too much to be bothered.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my parents earlier because theyre out of town. Besides them? Honestly I cant remember.
28. Is Tupac still alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPLOM9hwHs
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Ive only been to one. I was the ring bearer. I misheard it as "ring bear" and I outright refused to do it. Dear lord the irony is painful.
30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled and salted.
31. Are blondes dumb?
Some are, but not much more often than the rest of us. My hair is black as tar and I still feel like an idiot regularly.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
In sock-gnome land, where they buils massive edifices out of stolen human socks.
33. What time is it?
Dude, no
34. Do you have a nickname?
Bullets, OTBRM, Steel, Redskull, dude the list is biblical.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Car? On the way home from work. I work shifts so it waslast night around 8PM.
But I drive a vehicle all fucking night/day when on shift.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Lol well I usually take showers that are like 30-40 minutes in duration so... well I'll say showers.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
St. Nicholas apparently was. But when you're dead you're done, you die. So no.
But its a cute myth. Fuck the people that want to ruin this fairytale for us.
39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
*Shivers* uhhhhh <://3
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Actually, I prefer it. It sounds weird, but over the past two years I've begun to develop a preference for the night. I fucking hate day shift when the sun is out. It makes the shift seem so much longer.
41. What are you addicted to?
Alcohol. Nicotine.
And the Internet.
But def alcohol. Its bad.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
WTF is crunchy peanut butter?
43. Can you crack your neck?
It's ill-advised.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes. Damn near broke my ankle taking a fall down a staircase my freshmen year of uni. But I never dropped my cigarette
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Fuck
All of that.
Honestly theres nothing to rejoice in without some kind of substance involved, for me. Its not even fucking natural. Animals that have discovered mind altering substances actively use them. God put shit on this rock for a reason.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Ive slept through violent thunderstorms several times so I guess so?
48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel/black. Its hard to seperate my pupil from the iris.
50. Do you like your life?
It's better now than it has been in a long time. I'm still a bitter, angry man, but I'm starting to suspect that that's just a part of my personality.
Regardless, I lost my best friend recently, and that hurt like hell.
But what I love is money. Money is power. Power to be with the people you love, and Im making plenty of it.
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Liam Neeson.
52. Are you psychic
Lol of course not. But sometimes I wonder. I seem to be able to predict peoples actions and decisions in specific situations almost like Im fucking clairvoyant. But I'll just chalk that up to being an observant young man in my early years. Behavioral patterns arent hard to spot.
Kill.
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Lolno
54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play clarinet, and I played guitar a fair bit, but singing is the only musical outlet I really pursue.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Not directly.
56. Can you snowboard?
I was able to a long time ago.
Now I stick with skis.
57. Do you like camping?
if I have access to the web and people I love to be around, yes.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Nah niggah.
59. Do you believe in magic?
Well, I don assume the supernatural is always fictional, but I'm hypercritical of anything that people claim to be not of this world.
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Absofuckingloutley. Women sure as fuck arent man's best friend. And men arent much better.
There is no living creature more loyal and loving to me than my GSD, Rick- besides my own parents.
I'd kill a man if they hurt him... and Im honestly not joking.
61. You believe in divorce?
Uh, yeah. People make mistakes all the time. If I had a dollar for every man Ive known that was too eager to jump into a relationship, I'd be able to buy Bill Gates' soul back from the devil. Its more tragic to watch a dysfunctional marriage persist than to see it end. God wills it FFS
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Working on it.
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
We all fucking do.
64. Is it cold outside today?
Its 22F right now, so this is actually a heat wave, and Im loving it. Usually its about -3 right now.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Miso soup.
66. Have you ever been kissed?
Mmmmhhhmmm
67. Do you shop at American Eagle?
When I was a little fucking bitch maybe.
68. Favourite song at the moment?
Something fittingly dark given the loss of someone I considered my best friend- http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
69. Do you like your job?
It can be taxing with the long shifts, but I fucking love it.
70. Do you like your classes in school?
In college, they were eye-opening. I may not have enjoyed them, but they were good for me. Economics was a rough bitch, but bad bitches are the best~
71. How do you like your meat cooked?
Rare.
Rare.
72. Do you like these surveys.
I guess...
Okay its done. And Im drunk and sad. So later yalls,
Tmi Tuesday
Posted 10 years agoTechnically it's not Tuesday, but as far as my work schedule goes it's my Tuesday.
I'm at work, kinda bored and in a weird as fuck mood so FUCK IT. TMI TUESDAY.
ASK ME SHIT. I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET.
Also, this state is more frigid than Hillary Clinton's love life. Fuck.
Allahu Akbar
I'm at work, kinda bored and in a weird as fuck mood so FUCK IT. TMI TUESDAY.
ASK ME SHIT. I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET.
Also, this state is more frigid than Hillary Clinton's love life. Fuck.
Allahu Akbar
GUESS WHO SPILLED ALCOHOL ALL OVER THEIR LAPTOP AGAIN
Posted 11 years agoME
YEAH FUCK ME RIGHT?
GRAB THE FUCKING FOR LIFT, ILL BEND OVER AND DROP MY TROUSERS. ONE OF THOSE PRONGS IS GOING IN. CARRY ME AROUND ON THE LIFT ALL GOD DICKING DAMNED DAY. HELL, SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN, WHY DONT YOU? YEAH THAT'D BE COCKSUCKING GREAT. RATTLE ME ALL AROUND THE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
Yeah I literally spilled a shit load of Jack on the backup laptop I had. Went and bought a god damned new one the very next day because fuck you.
So thats all my shit lost again. Dont worry, I BOUGHT THE FUCKING WARRANTY. It covers spills and shit. Also bought a big ass 32g flashdrive to use as a backup.
I have to download Photoshop again, not sure where from since Pirate bay is down now... but I'll figure something out. Got the drivers for my tablet, gotta test those out on this weekend. (my weekend isnt the same as for most folks, it moves around)
God damn, for a man as blessed as myself I sure get kicked in the nuts a lot. The nice thing about actually having a job is that I can tell Lady Luck to sit on a fat cock and shell out the cash to fix what she broke immediately.
For those of you waiting on a commission from me, at this point, I will offer a refund if youd like one. This is fucking ridiculous.
Otherwise bare with me and once I'm up and running again I'll get your shit finished first thing.
Welp... Gonna get fucking drunk now. Josh out~
YEAH FUCK ME RIGHT?
GRAB THE FUCKING FOR LIFT, ILL BEND OVER AND DROP MY TROUSERS. ONE OF THOSE PRONGS IS GOING IN. CARRY ME AROUND ON THE LIFT ALL GOD DICKING DAMNED DAY. HELL, SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN, WHY DONT YOU? YEAH THAT'D BE COCKSUCKING GREAT. RATTLE ME ALL AROUND THE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
Yeah I literally spilled a shit load of Jack on the backup laptop I had. Went and bought a god damned new one the very next day because fuck you.
So thats all my shit lost again. Dont worry, I BOUGHT THE FUCKING WARRANTY. It covers spills and shit. Also bought a big ass 32g flashdrive to use as a backup.
I have to download Photoshop again, not sure where from since Pirate bay is down now... but I'll figure something out. Got the drivers for my tablet, gotta test those out on this weekend. (my weekend isnt the same as for most folks, it moves around)
God damn, for a man as blessed as myself I sure get kicked in the nuts a lot. The nice thing about actually having a job is that I can tell Lady Luck to sit on a fat cock and shell out the cash to fix what she broke immediately.
For those of you waiting on a commission from me, at this point, I will offer a refund if youd like one. This is fucking ridiculous.
Otherwise bare with me and once I'm up and running again I'll get your shit finished first thing.
Welp... Gonna get fucking drunk now. Josh out~
So here's some incredibly shitty as fuck news.
Posted 11 years agoFirst off I want to say thank you to all my new watchers that have followed me since my move to MN. I like to thank all my watchers individually, but since all the people that have hit that button since my net went out awhile back theres just too many @.@
thanks all yall!
I guess this is a bit of an update. First the bad news...
So a few days ago my left hand decided to share my gin with my laptop. My laptop must be Mormon cause it didn't recieve that gesture very well.
And by that, I mean its fucking fried. Dead. Muerta. Toast. Totally FUBAR.
Wont even turn on. And here's the kicker; I have been using that same laptop for everything Ive done since I started to become active in this fandom almost exactly 2 years ago. So if my hard drive is fried too... I just lost like every digital piece Ive ever done. Cause no, despite asking my father to let me use the external to back up all of my shit, that never happened.
Fortunately, I have an old ass fucking Compaq from like... 2010 or something. It is my back up. UNFORTUNATELY I don't have Photoshop CS 6 on it, and I dont have my Wacom Intuos tablet drivers on this one. I'll be pirating Photoshop in all honesty. I cant just go out and buy CS6 at the moment. And I think my tablet drivers are on a disk that is either back in Indiana in the tablet box, or trapped in the disk tray of my deceased Dell.
I'm going to try to get shit up and running on this old bugger so I can finish commissions.
Like for the first time in ages Ive had the means, and will to actually draw again, then that happens. Anyone have some babies I can play baseball with?
Now for some good news. I havent started it yet... but I have a job. Like... a serious job of a job. No dis on burger flippers and stuff, but that's not the sorta job you want to say youre going to be doing for the next several years. This one is. I'm going to be an equipment operator at a new plant here in Minnesota. Its got some tough hours but the pay is great, and its going to provide me with some good looking work experience. I will be 4 days on, 4 days off. 12 hour shifts. So I'll likely just drop off the face of the earth for 4 days at a time. But this is something Ive needed in my life. And I plan on using that income to do some traveling. Going to cons and the like to see my friends. Its going to be nice.
So there you have a little life update. Im praying my HD isnt damaged. fingers crossed.
thanks all yall!
I guess this is a bit of an update. First the bad news...
So a few days ago my left hand decided to share my gin with my laptop. My laptop must be Mormon cause it didn't recieve that gesture very well.
And by that, I mean its fucking fried. Dead. Muerta. Toast. Totally FUBAR.
Wont even turn on. And here's the kicker; I have been using that same laptop for everything Ive done since I started to become active in this fandom almost exactly 2 years ago. So if my hard drive is fried too... I just lost like every digital piece Ive ever done. Cause no, despite asking my father to let me use the external to back up all of my shit, that never happened.
Fortunately, I have an old ass fucking Compaq from like... 2010 or something. It is my back up. UNFORTUNATELY I don't have Photoshop CS 6 on it, and I dont have my Wacom Intuos tablet drivers on this one. I'll be pirating Photoshop in all honesty. I cant just go out and buy CS6 at the moment. And I think my tablet drivers are on a disk that is either back in Indiana in the tablet box, or trapped in the disk tray of my deceased Dell.
I'm going to try to get shit up and running on this old bugger so I can finish commissions.
Like for the first time in ages Ive had the means, and will to actually draw again, then that happens. Anyone have some babies I can play baseball with?
Now for some good news. I havent started it yet... but I have a job. Like... a serious job of a job. No dis on burger flippers and stuff, but that's not the sorta job you want to say youre going to be doing for the next several years. This one is. I'm going to be an equipment operator at a new plant here in Minnesota. Its got some tough hours but the pay is great, and its going to provide me with some good looking work experience. I will be 4 days on, 4 days off. 12 hour shifts. So I'll likely just drop off the face of the earth for 4 days at a time. But this is something Ive needed in my life. And I plan on using that income to do some traveling. Going to cons and the like to see my friends. Its going to be nice.
So there you have a little life update. Im praying my HD isnt damaged. fingers crossed.
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AGAIN AND IM CRUNCHIN
Posted 11 years agoI have internet again and Im screaming. More life updates later, tonight commissions.
What Im offering and for how much
(All pieces are done on a large canvas with the exception of sketches. Those are usually 2000x2000 pixels.)
Full body flat colored pics - $22 +10 for another char.
2 characters tops.
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14026323/
Full body flat color and full shading - $33 + $13 for another character.
2 characters tops.
Example: (adult 2 character) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12926213/
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14026710/
Greyscale busts - $7 each. (Text and thought bubbles are optional.)
Example(s) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12944525/
Cutesy sketches (feral) - $10 each.
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13634314/
Black and white melty portraits - $ 15 for full body, $7 for waist up.
Full body example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13567283/
Waist up example: (technically its a bust, I dont have any waist up pics of this style yet but you know what to expect.) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13547958/
Why I am opening for commissions
I need to make about 200 to make it to Rainfurrest to see some really good people who I may not have the chance to see for years to come.
How my commissions work
Im going to start by opening for 15
I do require payment upfront. Its first come first serve. I will start on the first commission I get and work my way down the list. I dont currently have a job and I draw practically every night so once I start on your pic you most likely have a very short turn around time. I also stream frequently so you may have a chance to watch me draw your commission.
Please note me for a slot. In your note include a ref, and a brief description of what you would like. Please keep the description fairly succinct. If you would like to send me a rough doodle, I appreciate one. because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. I will note you back, ask for any clarification if necessary and send you paypal info.
On to the slots.
Slot 1)
and 
Slot2)
Gunracer
What Im offering and for how much
(All pieces are done on a large canvas with the exception of sketches. Those are usually 2000x2000 pixels.)
Full body flat colored pics - $22 +10 for another char.
2 characters tops.
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14026323/
Full body flat color and full shading - $33 + $13 for another character.
2 characters tops.
Example: (adult 2 character) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12926213/
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14026710/
Greyscale busts - $7 each. (Text and thought bubbles are optional.)
Example(s) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12944525/
Cutesy sketches (feral) - $10 each.
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13634314/
Black and white melty portraits - $ 15 for full body, $7 for waist up.
Full body example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13567283/
Waist up example: (technically its a bust, I dont have any waist up pics of this style yet but you know what to expect.) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13547958/
Why I am opening for commissions
I need to make about 200 to make it to Rainfurrest to see some really good people who I may not have the chance to see for years to come.
How my commissions work
Im going to start by opening for 15
I do require payment upfront. Its first come first serve. I will start on the first commission I get and work my way down the list. I dont currently have a job and I draw practically every night so once I start on your pic you most likely have a very short turn around time. I also stream frequently so you may have a chance to watch me draw your commission.
Please note me for a slot. In your note include a ref, and a brief description of what you would like. Please keep the description fairly succinct. If you would like to send me a rough doodle, I appreciate one. because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. I will note you back, ask for any clarification if necessary and send you paypal info.
On to the slots.
Slot 1)
and 
Slot2)
Gunracer
